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This is a link post Give the frothy coffee lover in your life a surprise this Christmas with Sweary Stencils! I made this!
B3ta combined industries (lumpytuna and happytoast) bring you an exciting new way to be rude to someone over a hot beverage.

Decorate a Cappuccino with popular phrases like Cunt, Twat and Toss Pot, present it to your guests and laugh as they are deeply offended.
Or if you're feeling anarchic use them to create wonderous cake designs at your local village fete.

Feel free to suggest new designs, we've covered all the obvious swears and the obligatory Goatse, but there's plenty of room for more :D


Creator : @IamHappyToast
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Perfect for the disgruntled Starbucks employee
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post sneak it under the lid of a vente skinny caramel mocha frappe latte to go.
They'll be drinking a crudely drawn cock and never even know it.
 (lumpytuna, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want this to actually happen
I want some arrogant twat in the City of London to take the lid of his mocha to be greeted by the word 'Cunt,' and the Daily Mail to go ape shit, and the guilty employee to hold their hands up and say they it just couldn't be helped
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
just couldn't be helped was an act of God
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post great idea

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually wondered the other day when getting a coffee if someone had thought of this

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried getting it going myself a year or two ago but it fizzled out
then the stars aligned and lumpytuna appeared like a magical craftsperson from the interwebs
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post If this doesn't make you an insta-millionaire, the world is FUCKED UP.
I think these are great. Another secret santa present sorted! Meaty Trumps' paedo top trumps won it for me earlier in the month.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just reminded me
hope it gets here for nans stocking filler
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would like a Swastika and a dog dirt, please.
Do they work on Pact coffee?

*edit* Oooh - you've already done a dog dirt one! Fantastic. Can I therefore change my suggestion to a picture of the prophet Muhammad?

Ta.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we'll stick with cheery offensive
not burn down lumpytuna's studio offensive
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post "prophet Muhammad"??
....and thus began the end of b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *roasts Embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about 'UKIP'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post woah there Mr potty mouth, there's no need for that!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, jeez... that's taking it a bit far.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry about the strong language
and adult themes
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah right, I'd drink a mocha with a picture of dog shit on it,
but UKIP?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post TWUNT
I always liked twunt!


and perhaps.. "dry shit sprinkles"... too long perhaps?
'hot piss'?

'slurry'

or perhaps

'spiked'


best of luck with it, the world needs more comedy swears. top skills!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 10 Dec 2014, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pure Genius
I mainly lurk ( OK, i'm a parasite) but these are great.

Link plastered all over t'web
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheeeeeeeeeeers :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:08, , Reply)