That tomato sauce one is pure evil, going to have to try it with mustard.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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Or arse gravy.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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Take a strand from from gaffer or export tape and place it on someones car to make it look "keyed"
Leave Tissues with egg white on them stuffed into a cinema seat.
Start office romances by emailing colleagues from another colleagues machine whilst they're away from their desk.
Now these are good practical jokes.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:01,
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We did a version of option 3 about ten years ago.
Bloke left the company to go backpacking, so we set up a hotmail address in his name and began emailing all colleagues (to start with) about what he was up to. Then we began emailing the dumpy boring girl in the office who fancied him, telling her how much he liked her. God, looking back that was very cruel...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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We limited ourself to more obvious, quicker jokes
An all staff email would go around saying 'The vending machine is now full', and we'd reply from a fat person's email address saying 'not for long'
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Haha, that's wonderful.
If I didn't work in a 25-strong office, I'd be all over something like that.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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Wasn't this an answer to a question of the week in the last couple of months?
It made I smile.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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Needs this one
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EDIT: I swear on my life that this is not 'I love horses'
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Hmm. I'm already guilty of 6 of those.
The other 4 will be tried out ASAP.
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youtube blocked so hope the practicle joke I'm about to mention isn;t there.
You will need:
Mentos,
Coke,
Thread, (gonna call it string from now on to avoid confusion later but use a piece of thread)
Scissors.
Attach mentos to string, open coke and place mentos in cap. Replace lid making sure mentos is not visable from the outside, Cut string so it can't be seen (but stuck in the cap's thread so that it holds the mentos in palce.
Wait for someone to open coke.
Not a good idea to do in your own home.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:40,
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Doesn't work with UK Mentos
Seriously, try it.
Nothing happens.
*sniggers
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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thread a needle, stick it through, tie a wee knot to stop it slipping off.
same as you would do with an ex-lover's teste or a baby's eye.
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tickle I was away, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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Another variant...
Find someone who likes dark coloured soft drinks (IE Coke) and give them ice cubes with Mentos frozen inside (little water, freeze, Mento and more water, then freeze). As they say, retire to a safe distance...
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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