Has is been here yet?
Elon Musk wants to build a colony on Mars, wtf, he hasn't even conquered low earth orbit yet. Crazy!
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Space exploration is all about planning.
NASA is about to train 2 guys for two years, so that they can spend a year on the ISS (which they've both already been to), so that in three years NASA can figure out how to do the next bit of planning.
( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Seemingly if you are a lunatic billionaire planning is not "that" essential.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:06, Reply)

No
This is the plan. It's not gonna happen for many many years.
( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:26, Reply)

I'd be up for that.
I'd never afford that though so I'd have to stow away in a wheel arch, surviving on a diet of space bees and condensation drippings.
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 18:49, Reply)

I'm sure plenty of people would chip in to get you a one way ticket.
You don't wanna fuck with space bees.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Looks like I've found my new kickstarter campaign....
I'll need £5k for catering though, space bees aren't nutritious and, like you say, seem constantly pissed off about something...
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:11, Reply)

"Space Bees"!?
*throws money at screen*
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:16, Reply)

"Computer monitor based cash transaction interface"!?
*Excitedly mails postal order*
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Shouldn't be a problem, ask Pissflaps. He is always up for sponsoring catering,
otherwise I know a guy with a dead cow you can have, it is slightly predigested but that just makes it tender, right?
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:17, Reply)

It'll need to be tender
for the long journey to the red planet.
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Dawn has soe very tender stuff in his basement.
It is kind of like human veal. Ask nicely and I'm sure he'd let you buy some.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

When you find out let me know, thanks.

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees Bird to your Mother, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Gaz me your bank a/c details, sort code & PIN so I can wire the cash to you tonight please.

(pissflaps., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Told ya, pissy is good like that.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Done.
Also sent a photocopy of my passport, hope you don't mind?
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Oh go on then, you're in safe hands.

(pissflaps., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Hasn't conquered LEO? What are you on about?
He remains the only person who has ever managed to fire a cheese all the way around the Earth.
( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I thought that was babybel?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:22, Reply)

crazy
but you have to admit, he gets things done.
(augsav <3, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Yep, can't deny that

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)

What I want to know is
If they can put a lander on Mars. Why cant they put one on the moon?
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 5:41, Reply)