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This is a link post I made this Christmas Text Adventure game for you! I made this!
Like Christmas? Like Games? Try my Christmas Text Adventure game! (It's free)

My first attempt at a text adventure, 3 months in the making, a humble affair but I'm quite pleased with the way it turned out (your milage may vary).

Warning: Contains some Dad humour, but the testers seemed to like it.

Merry Christmas!
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 1 Dec 2016, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPOILER!
I went to the Elves Workshop and I took the poster. When I looked, the poster was still on the wall. It screwed my mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 1 Dec 2016, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Mod!
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 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry. I don't follow.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 1 Dec 2016, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's my dyslexia...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why you put so many mirrors on it? Plus ... I don't believe it's a Dyslexia, I reckon it's a Vespa!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those ladies had lovely Lambreasttas

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! Fixed. Even with multiple beta tests going to miss something!

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 1 Dec 2016, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I think I am stuck. I have spent ages typing synonyms for "Drop Trousers", "Remove Pants", "Take Off Jeans" etc. but I don't seem to be getting anywhere. Any clues?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 1 Dec 2016, 19:34, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Minor grammatical bug I found so far: "crys" should be "cries"
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Damn typos, thought I'd caught them all, will fix.
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 1 Dec 2016, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'It's my KFC, fuck off!'
Ok, I'm already hooked. I was going for 'game doesn't let you pick up the KFC, what the hell?!' but you were better than me. Well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
The pigeon is wise.
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 1 Dec 2016, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post more work needs to be done on the parser
for example, it doesn't understand this simple command:
"> cunt the advent calendar up the fuck
I don't understand your command."

... simply not acceptable. 1/10
(only kidding, have a click from me)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 2 Dec 2016, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I anticipated quite a lot of profanity with responses, but it's not exhaustive, I'll try harder next time :)
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 2 Dec 2016, 13:38, , Reply)