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This is a link post I'm trying to sell my bar. I made this!
It's a bit shit, so I'm trying to con people with potential ghost activity.
 (I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!!!! Excellent!
*shares with facebook chum who appreciates a good home bar*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most brill

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post BRILLIANT!
If my house was big enough, I would snap this up in a second. I shall share it elsewhere though!

EDIT: I like how you were big enough not to include any cheap puns about 'spirits'. *doffs hat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a scarce supply
of haunted, beaten up old bars you know?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'd go well with my Sid James possessed cocktail shaker set I must admit...

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it loves being filled with Arrack-ack-ack-ack-ack

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have a hattie jakes fondue set that some times comes accros as being poosed by the fire devil herself
many a time when not paying enough respect to teh bubbling liquid fire in the couldron of hotness the malevolent spirits have attacked me and left me scarred and disfiguerd, if i dont make sacrifces to the bubbling liquid of burntlipyness.

does any one here have the fabled glasses of far seeingness that contain the the dredd spirit of the mighty charles hawtree?

i once had a terrible run in with the evil long shorts of Beelzebub himself incarnated in the form of don estelle and upon slipping the long shorts of dispair on i found my self being taken over by the urge to chant the age old incantation of wispering grass, however after a mighty struggle and prolonged battle with the button of never undoingness and the unequal struggle with the zipper of foreskinningrippingfercatation i prevailed and have since shunned all types of celebrity deadness associated shinaningans and possesions
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, fantastic.
Perfect choice of ghost too, you wouldn't want to go near it if it was haunted by Oliver Reed.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would never have any booze in for a start

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post True, and you wouldn't want Ozzy Osbourne either
Because he used to 'go' at the bar during drinking sessions in his local, and also he's not dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a super bar.
I dare not bid though as I shouldn't give my wife more reasons to leave me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post :o)
You should have a few more pictures of a spectral Terry Thomas with the item description.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:30, , Reply)