In Soviet Russia convenience store robs you

( Tusk knows where you live, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Quite a lot of English on the signs for Russia.

What a nasty guy though, that's not on at all.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Well yeah, but
'shopkeeper steals from customer' isn't quite as catchy, is it?
You can obviously tell it's not the first time he's done it too.
( Tusk knows where you live, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Sorry.
At least we agree he's a really nasty piece of work.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I know!
He does it twice exactly the same! On the same person too! Obviously well practiced
(Braising Squid, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)

God good, twice too
to the same person!
( Oysdgp 99p, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:09, Reply)

same squeaky fart from the shopkeeper

(BertnotErnie, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Customer service at its finest.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)