Joey Barton doing a Steve McLaren
He's probably trying to emulate his hero Descartes.
(hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Anyone who pokes someone's eye with a lighted cigar is a cunt of the highest order
Steve McLaren?
( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:26, Reply)

When he was managing in holland
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90
(hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:28, Reply)

^very much this.
What a vile excuse for a human being he really is.
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Apparently Richard Dunne
Now Aston Villa, beat the living shit out of him (but not enough obviously) when he did it, well done Ireland captain.
( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:47, Reply)

*Googles*
As someone who doesn't follow the football, it's weird that all the complaints I've ever read about him have been down to his pretentiousness, rather than his thuggishness.
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:57, Reply)

I know nothing about his pretentiousness,
only that he's a nasty violent thug who really shouldn't be in a position to be a role model for any aspiring young footballers.
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I know this is real
But my mind won't allow me to believe... Nobody could be that dim.
(The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:26, Reply)

And be paid probably,
Our combined annual salaries in one week
( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:33, Reply)

It takes him a fortnight to cover mine :)

( TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I don't get it because I don't have a clue about football, can you explain?

(pissflaps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:34, Reply)

He's an english footballer playing in france
His french accent and manner of speech are affectations.
(hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I thought he had a funny accent for a Brit.
Ta.
(pissflaps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Everthing bores him. And his Three Musketeer mustache is stupid.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Footie!!

( Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:19, Reply)