Justin Lee Collins in 'not a cunt' shocker
Well, something like that. The beardy twat is apprently hoping to go on Zelebrity Big Brother or something. Wants to show the nation "the real JLC". Regardless of the shit that was dredged up from his bullying, control-freak court case, I've always found him to be a repellent, unwatchable cunt of the first rank. But good luck to him.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:33,
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It will take nothing short of a miracle for the press not to tear him limb from limb if he goes on there, he may as well just give up now.
Never liked the guy, always found him annoying, when all his bullying stuff came out it just made me sick, what a terrible human being.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:36,
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I hope he forces everyone to write down all of their sexytime experiences and then beats them up.
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Haha, they all have to sleep in a massive circular bed facing JLC ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:45,
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Every time i see him now all I can think of is "Cream me right down". Shudder.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:41,
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How does this not make him a cunt?
It's *exactly* the kind of thing a coked-up, psychotic narcissist would do, to 'prove' that he was right & it was just everyone else in the world in the wrong.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:52,
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Oh he'll still be a cunt, don't worry.
It just beggars belief that some people are utterly unable to accept that fact that they're not wanted by the public, regardless of how much 'positive' stuff Max Clifford can pump into the press on their behalf. Oh, hang on, it worked for Bog Wallah-Batterer, Cheryl Tweedy :(
I love how he wants the world to see the 'real JLC'. As if, we didn't all see and hear all that during the court case.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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i liked the doc he did on bringing the A-team back together
even hitler was nice to his dogs
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cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57,
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He only got 50% of the A-Team back together.
Faceman and Murdoch. He met Mr T, but he didn't come to the reunion and George Peppard was permanently unavailable for comment, the ignorant old, dead cunt.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:05,
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i met him in a pub about ten years ago
and ended up playing a few rounds of pool with him. He was a very nice chap and didn't ask me who I'd shagged at all, but he very well may have called me a slag :P
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:01,
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In reality it will make the public hate him more.
He'll be edited to within an inch of his life and then a Jade Goody-esque lynch mob will begin.
Imagine him bald?!
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how much grief have you had for that username?
you might be better off calling yourself mr kitten.
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tickle i love hip hop, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16,
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Or Stewart Lee - Kitten lover
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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Jealous Love Cunt can fuck right off.
Cunt
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36,
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I read that as Jesus love cunt,
This could be Olivia Neutron Bombs new project sorted.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:40,
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He *does* have lovely hair though, doesn't he?
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:18,
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This bit I love...
""People will be able to see him 24/7 and see what he is really like and then make up their minds if he has changed.”
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