Kent "Toast" French - World's Fastest Clapper
best part is watching this guy's ridiculous faces
( intesvensk vimeo.com/candela, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:27, Reply)

Someday, his hands WILL fall off while doing this.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:18, Reply)

definitely YouTube material

( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:03, Reply)

He definitely has the clap
oh yes...definitely
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:39, Reply)

he also happens to be.....
considering that he has the most useless talent I've ever seen.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CLAPPING, BITCHES!!!!"
"erm...well done, i guess. I mean, it's pretty impressive i suppose."
"YEAH MUTHER FUCKER!! YEEEEAHHH!!! I'M RAISING MY EYEBROWS AT YOU BECAUSE I AM THE ULTIMATE CLAPPER!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"can i go now?"
"NO! I HAVE NOT FINISHED CLAPPING!"
(Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:51, Reply)

Christ allmighty
He could probably go for the fastest wank record as well.
( pobblepop, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:38, Reply)

This isn't useless at all.
He's got some major rhythm going on.
I'm going to learn to do this to put into my music.
And I'm sure the girls love his fast hands.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:07, Reply)

Imagine how fast
he must be able to slap his wife!
(Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:41, Reply)

I bet a lot of seal ladies
Liked that.
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:18, Reply)

super
duper
( 0nyx, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:37, Reply)

hehe :D
it looks like he's hitting himself :D
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and loving it XD
( Raudulfr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 23:40, Reply)

I think the faces are due to the fact that it probably hurts like hell.
I can only imagine how raw his palms must be.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:00, Reply)

berk.
i bet that hurt like hell, and he didn't even need to do it.
(ladyflash Formally known as "oshi_", Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:21, Reply)

The faces are nothing to do with the clapping...
He keeps a young Thai boy.
(lofichic, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:34, Reply)

I bet he ripped his knob off wanking

(el_grimley, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:32, Reply)

I feel inadequate as a man giving him a round of applause
(abmm, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:04, Reply)

Woah
that dude could do some crazy slap u silly!
(Phagenius, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:11, Reply)

!
It's like he's having a bitchfight with himself!
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:21, Reply)

I'd love
to see him tackle a big sheet of bubblewrap.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, Reply)

But
Does he use "The Clapper" to turn his lights on and off at home?
( cynfulcynner ...another ugly fat American, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:36, Reply)

ha
good een
(storyone doesn't like flange, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:10, Reply)

happy clappy slapper

(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:03, Reply)

That IS his sex face
As far as pointless talents go, at least he can show it off at parties.
( Peregrin ., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:42, Reply)

How are you so certain?

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 16:18, Reply)

Wow
Graham Norton's put on a bit of weight, hasn't he?
(Strikethrough bold italic underline, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:48, Reply)

the concentration
on his face
(the ripper, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:27, Reply)

Not as impressive
as the guy from Guinness Book of Records who had to sit there and count all 721 claps in that minute.
( Afinkawan, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 18:31, Reply)