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This is a link post Me and Jacqui did the Cow Song on Fox News on Friday I made this!
Fox news asked me to go in with Jacqui and a ukulele and sing the cow song live on air! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It was lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb.
The universe has turned itself inside-out with this.
 (Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yays!
we have certainly warped space and time, yes
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You've changed man, you've changed;
I think you've lost weight!
 (Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i have!
i am very slightly less fat than i was previously! very very slightly!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
it might be the new anthem of all fox-watching cowboys! congratulations!
 (disconnected, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yays!
i do hope so!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The best and most sincere thing on Fox News and they cut you off!
Yay! I'm still upset about you being weird about my poo parcels though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps is really looking forward to Qwisp day, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeee!
and no, the poo parcels were fine. Brilliant even! it was the belly button fluff that crossed the line.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
I'll put anal pubes in next time :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps is really looking forward to Qwisp day, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post OH GOD YES
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That just sounds sarcastic :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps is really looking forward to Qwisp day, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear now you're being oversensitive
if i didn't want your bumhair i'd tell you straight
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it your aim to get on every single news channel? :D
Good job. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post By the looks of it
Certainly the Rupert Moloch Murdoch ones...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post the next thing will be he get's all smug and eat croissants on the web

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure Joel suits the smugness...


Probably a good thing. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a very good look
very good indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
smug bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope you're getting royalties for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post royalties are made up by 'the man'

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are The Goat
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Whut goat?
I assume the holy one!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
The banned-and-profile-deleted one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah!
Bless the banned one
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he banned???
I missed that. Why? Acute Mentalism?
 (Jimbotfu is not the mind PROBE!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I demand explalanatione!

We should have had a b3ta book of the banned...with mugshots!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Norks!
The Goat gone? My, things have changed since I last posted.

What will you do now for batshit-mental rivalry?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i don;t really know how royalties work for this stuff in answer to your question
the song is registered as it was originally recorded for TV, but news programs don't operate under the same restrictions as entertainment shows, and clearly I wouldn't want to stop them playing the song by getting shirty about it, so yeah, I don;t know, quite possibly not. But the royalty payment would be very small anyway, it is much more useful to me for the exposure innit
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point...
... and you are at least now a bona fide transatlantic superstar (or summat).
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG you are the paris hilton of the web!
Please sign my lump
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i am like paris hilton in so many ways
so very very very many ways
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll bet you have a small dog
and there will be probably a 'leaked' sextape somewhere on liveleak...
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *Looks for "A Night In Veitch"*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps is really looking forward to Qwisp day, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks away from "A Night in Veitch"*
www.rathergrim.com
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Twat!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps is really looking forward to Qwisp day, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - nice :)
congrats.

I once was mentioned in the newsletter on a website once, but I don't like to brag.
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! GO YOU!
*STIRS POT OF JOY!*
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to see you're DEVELOPING
And to get a plug for rathergood.com is great. I wonder how many Fox viewers will complain about their kids quoting the Wanky Shit Demon now hahahaha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The same thing had crossed my mind.
Ditto the swearing keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of those words won't register as rude to Americans
Just some CRAAAZZZZY British slang
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i has wondered that

(I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If you get any hassle
Point out some of the other content of shows that air on FOX.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're like
a nicer Nathan Barley.
 (funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah except i am a bit more techno
and did he play the uke? i don';t think so did he? which means i am more well weapon than him
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as you don't sing
that's fine :)
 (funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
superb! your stuff always makes my days happy days :D
Apart from that Shatner thing that gave me nightmares for a week! ;P
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray thanks!
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *Has real issues with Fox news/Sky News Murdoch*
But well done anyway! were you thinking of the wanky shit demon when he said about you having "lots of other creatures" on your website, I noticed a cheeky slighty guilt laced *look* ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post considering that was on FOX I think coming up with a Wank Shit Demon song would have been a much better idea.
btw *well done you old media whore:)
 (I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post fox news!
nooooooooo!... cool beans.
 (I helped save b3ta! mullet dwarf slayer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaha....I like the inadvertently threating silence after "Are you OK with us using this?"
Silly Merkins.

Well done, sire!
 (Jimbotfu is not the mind PROBE!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This gives me all kinds of happy :-)
Well done to you both.
 (Wayland_smithy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post slow news day then?
fox .......... newsish
 (I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a thing of utter utter joy :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post you look like the happiest person in the world

(augsav, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you quirky British and your sense of humour
I've not seen a news anchor look so thrown off since you lot uncovered that John Snow can't pronounce 'ska'...

*rummages*

www.dailymotion.com/video/xwx1l_7-seconds-of-love-on-channel-4-news_news
 (FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you star :D
best I could do was get sock on bbc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK049D03BkU
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 like an alzheimer's patient on a stair lift, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a true moment of joy.
Hope you get another call from them asking you to do an interview about the Wanky Shit Demon soon :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
well done sir
 (I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I can just picture loads of fox news viewers checking out the website and watching the song about anal seepage now.
Joy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oh don't forget the wanky shit demon
.
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:13, Reply)