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This is a link post Meanwhile in Sidmouth... Pensioner dumps poo on garage forecourt
BEST HEADLINE EVER!
 (hwak *boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea PissFlaps was so old...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your name has gone into my 'enemies' book now.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, ooh! Don't forget me!
b3ta.com/links/897903
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now how on, if your names going in this book too then I demand separate pages.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Tab Hunter' is already on page one.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We're calling him the bloke who took a dump on the pump"
Surprisingly tricky to do both at the same time. So I've heard.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post (Also) Best quote ever!
"We’ve been up here for 33 years and, in all that time, I have never seen anyone defecate on a forecourt."
 (hwak *boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT is asking for trouble.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The
fact that 'he then smoked a cigarette before driving off' amuses me...
 (ccc, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's just how they roll in Devon!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
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Best headline ever?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Smurf-victim-tells-fear-series-bizarre-incidents/story-16311978-detail/story.html
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the right honorable gentleman aware of this?
gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
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*slinks away, muttering*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
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*struts back, wagging finger*

b-b-but hang on, mine's actually genuine!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
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'POLICE are hunting for a man "who looks like a smurf" responsible for a series of bizarre incidents around May Hill.

Several women have been approached by a man wearing a skintight blue all-in-one"morphsuit", who has then run off into woodland. His face was also painted blue.

In one incident, the man followed a lone woman, waving and performing star jumps, as she walked down from the top of May Hill.'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine was genuine!
Are you calling The Sunday Sport liars?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
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liars is such a nasty word. I prefer to say 'variable fact distributors'.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:48, , Reply)