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This is a link post My Christmas Appeal
All over Huddersfield there are underprivileged DJs - just like DJ Smile here - who will spend this yuletide in verbal poverty, shouting the word "place" over and over again.

If all my fellow b3tans donate just one rhyme ("lace", for example, or "grace") then together we can build a sustainable and enduring resource for these hard working and humble microphone fiends, and a legacy for generations to come.

Come on everyone, let's give DJ Smile something to smile about this Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that's not a clever spoof
It is AMAZING
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect it's real, because...
Barely in shot you can see he's holding a miscellaneous carrier bag, which in my mind (as a one-time resident of Huddersfield) strongly indicates authenticity.
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post without the obvious resonance of Farmfoods
But contextually rich......I get it.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Race"

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Best video Ive seen for weeks!
'Sheep in the place, off their face'
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post sublime : )
c'mon hoes, you can sit on my nose.
 (Twisted Technic .. as if, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the place, in ya face, with the bass.........rose

(Queef In a Jar, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got a 12 inch shooter
and a plook on my hooter
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Err kick the little face in the place. Kick em out of the place"

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like one of the chuckle brothers...
...on meth
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *fucks the tile*
Lets get this to Christmas Number 1

Kersal Massive's Little Kev has grown up
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A legendary rap battle waiting to happen
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just say no!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dope MC, he is way better than Li'l Wayne.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is great!
i must have him do my next party.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul's lost it
since Barry Chuckle died
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite a disgrace
that this face
bereft of grace
acts like mace
and leaves a trace
of distaste
in my mental space.....

pah i was never good at rhyming.......but then apparently others are worse.
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 21 Dec 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your write up
as much as the video, top stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
*disclaimer: I used to work for Oxfam
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got on the bus with me day saver

(tedster, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That woz ace in the place safe to be extacy!

(PintOfGuinness, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:05, , Reply)