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This is a link post My daughter Tallulah got her first ever haircut. Unfortunately she did it herself. I made this!
I came down first thing in the morning to this.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Die Antwoord?!
You heartless fuck! Hahaha!
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're leaving it
She is determined she likes it that way and I think it's very trendy and cool or something (or at the very least it makes me laugh) so it's staying.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post first it's the hair
then it's a face full of meow meow in some hoxton bar.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah hopefully that's a few years away yet
I'm trying not to think about all that stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine is three
And she just discovered that she can crush nuts with her tiny feet.

I do not recommend walking around in socks in my house right now...

(And is her name a pun on Fallujah?)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
My Daughter and her school friend decided one day it would be fun to cut each others hair. I don't think they have a career in hairdressing ahead of them...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah my elder one hacked her friend's hair off
her mum said it was "FINE JUST FINE" through very tightly pressed lips.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Daddy does cut his own hair.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just 5.45 in the morning hair there
I'm not a big one for hair styles though it's true.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get in your time machine and buy one of these.
Worth sticking to the end, apparently includes erections
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
he sounds really pleased about the erections
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has your face. Your exact bloody face.
That must have been a bloody well-trained sperm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I gave it a full on training regime
much like commando school but for my sperm. and instead of being in a barracks it was in my testes of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that older female sibling...
is totally involved...

when I climbed onto the roof of our house as a 3 year old, my family where perplexed where i got the idea to do it... my sister 3 years older than me was not perplexed at all... as she was the one who put the chair against the window...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah she's guilty as hell
but I cannot prove it
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Like your older daughters plausible deniability.
Omertà all the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's very good at denying responsibility
it is a skill which will do her well in life
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hire a cleaner for your gaff.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
I don't think so
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL - nice mullet
I used to expect my kids to be adults too. Now I just accept that they are children and it's me that's supposed to act like an adult not them.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite bit about having kids has been how it's legitimised me being really silly
at least the little ones appreciate me twatting about
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mumsnet is over there ----->

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
but i'm not a mum innit
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pendulous boobs suggest otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may have certain allurng mammary assets
but downstairs I have the other flavour equipment
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forgotten prawn cocktail?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next time
leave her alone with pinking shears. I gave myself an awesome haircut with some when I was about 4 and made my mum cry.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a brilliant idea
i might do all of our hair with pinking shears. it could be our family haircut
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
I did see
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes she did

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want to watch that one. She'll be miming to "Achy Breaky Heart" next.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ
although at least it couldn't be any worse then the constant renditions of Let It Go that I am subjected to every bloody day
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know they've just released the singalong version of that on DVD don't you?
It'll be in cinemas too and peer pressure will dictate that you take her.



Hahahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bless her!
How are you going to repair the damage?!?
 (ccc, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post planning on leaving it as it is
she looks trendy / hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Genius. I bet her friends' parents will be delighted at the prospect of this trend being set.
 (ccc, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it'll be all the rage
we'll be super popular
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post "did you cut your fringe off?"
"i didn't want it to be in my eyes"

seems like a perfectly reasonable kid to me. :)
 (whosebooze, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's perfectly reasonable
I'll give her that
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, ha ha! (especially Die Antwoord)

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:09, , Reply)