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This is a link post Not good news for superstitious folk.
Or British people in general, really.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I dunno.
Been ages since we had a mass mooning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's because we've got tighter bum control.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post World PHWOAR 3

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bum is a good guy with a bum

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bums of Navarone

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post A crack team will lead the first assault

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh FFS.
Now we're going to have to put up with the endless virtue signalling as people try and out whinge each other on the subject. I have never hated him more than I do now.




Macron's visit was interesting though. Was that a reverse ferret or what?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find the worst whinging is people whinging about "virtue signaling"
YMMV
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Answer the question: reverse ferret or what?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think there's a team of people somewhere thinking of ways to make him look ridiculous
Take him to the pub? Pheasant shoot? Inner city primary school? Fish and chips?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want a secret camera on him.
The barely concealed disdain of the titled ones on meeting him could be delightful.

Also, take him somewhere very windy.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know about that. Prince Andrew will probably ask him for a job.
And Fergie would probably ask him for a 'job' given half the chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't considered Andrew.
Fergie hardly counts really.
Anyway, they originally got their money by stealing off others at the point of a sword, fuck 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
Who are you accusing of theft, and assault with a deadly weapon?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Monarchy.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's an abstract concept, not a person.
It has no agency.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post An institution represented by people who do.
The descendants of those who did, or married those who did.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post So we're guilty of crimes committed by our ancestors now?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, of course not, that would be ridiculous.
However, if persons a,b,c, etc own all the land, d, e, f, etc. have nowhere to be born or indeed live, without the permission of the landowner.

Bored now.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you bring the goalposts back please?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are world class at handshakes and smiles
I bet the idiot sons can prattle on about golf for hours too
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are world class at handshandies and smug.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a pointless cunty comment
look at me, everyone! I'm a wadical.
Flagpoles in the garden (whether flying st george cross or a rainbow) are the sign of a cunt.
Having any strong opinion on the royals is another clear tell.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post you seem angry love

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post he probably wouldn't recognise them so some cheap doubles from a talent agency will be drafted in

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see an extended conversation
between him and Boris. That could be gold.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Boris had been pretty rude about Trump?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's part of why I think it'd be gold.
Don't get me wrong, I actually quite like Boris, but he does have a knack of saying entertainingly controversial stuff.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had it with Boris, I used to like him, but he bottled it. It's entirely his fault we have May now.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not particularly defending May,
because she is a bit shit, but I'm fairly certain any of the other possibilities would have been worse. Leadsome, Gove or Mogg... no thanks!

Boris would have been the least shit alternative but still an absurd choice.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liz Truss for PM!!
Image result for liz truss sexy
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*something about pork markets*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mogg wasn't even running. Boris would've walked it, were he not being a cry baby over Gove and his back stabbing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd have walked it, yes,
But christ.

Yes, I forgot Mogg wasn't quite in the race. Still it's a rather worrying thought. Though somehow less worrying than either Leadsome and Johnson.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not convinced he's up for it. He likes his hedge fund too much I think. My theory is he's a bit of a loner, so the back benches suit him. He's a left footer to boot.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post My God, the Today Program just played an interview with him when he was twelve. I'm going off him.
www.thesun.co.uk/news/6149081/jacob-rees-mogg-once-sued-the-bbc-as-a-12-year-old-schoolboy-financier-over-not-paying-him-for-an-interview/
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its very odd
Countries going through a huge political change and it's being led by someone that not only campaigned against it but still cannot say it's a good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post She really is dismal. Utterly dismal.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:02, , Reply)