Ouch News Story Of The Day: Trinidad and Tobago Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Off His Penis.
If only his penis had a gun.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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Why does his Sis have a penis?
Was she actually his brother?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:55,
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What you talking 'bout?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:59,
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You are shameless.
SHAMELESS
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:07,
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I have a spare half hour and come on here to post lovely links and witty comments and all i get is abuse.
I CAN'T WIN!!
*flounces*
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:15,
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You love it really
That's why you can never leave.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:24,
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Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:13,
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It was his brother
One stray bullet later, and now it's his sister.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:02,
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One shot, and Bob's your auntie
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:22,
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related news from that page...
only in Floriduh...
www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:24,
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"pooped and masturbated when homeowner pulled a gun".
Wow, he must really love guns.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:25,
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poop and masterbate at the same time?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:51,
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Has Coxxy been posting recently?
just askin'
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:48,
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now that you mention it... no.
are you saying Coxxy could be in florida??!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:55,
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Why? you wanna hook up?
Saucyyyy!!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:44,
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but what about the prostitute who now has no lower jaw?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:03,
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Do you think he was singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:05,
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