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This is a link post PC Mechanism - status and fun with sharp objects...
For those that have inquired about my long absence from /links, It is due to illness. The long and short of things is I have stage 3 liver disease (I'm more orange than the Tango man) and am so weak I spend much of my days in bed trying to keep my mood up a bit and waiting for a donor. I also (lucky me) have rotting leg bones, so I've lost the ability to walk and am in constant high pain - yet again, my luck shows through, as I'm allergic to most pain killers. All in all, I'm down by 9stone and a bit, so it's a hell of a diet plan, though I wouldn't recommend it. I'm due to have most of both femurs (big leg bones for the uninitiated) replaced next Thursday very soon - allergic for anaesthetic too, so it's a high risk surgery, so wish me well.

I hope I can get the spare parts I need, get off of disability, and return to a rapey stabby way of life - for now I'm conserving my energies. At least I have the newsletter to enjoy.

Feel free to share the above with whomever you please (except the local priest) - I don't want to come off looking for pity. I'm not - I just want my life back
Stay in touch - feel free to email me at [email protected] (that can be sent around to any of the regulars who want to take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rotten legs?
You're qualified to play for England.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck dude, that is awful, orange? at least you'll be able to get a job in tv. Aside from that, really wishing you all the best,
I hope it all goes well. I could make you some wooden legs if you want. Pain wise that must be terrible, smoke some weed? Thanks for updating us. Take care. *sends vibes*


maybe some of this would help


 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bigger
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger?
are you deaf or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post As opposed to "One night stand"
Which is the other name for viagra.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't know, in your condition though probably best if you lay off the blue pills.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope everything turns out ok
and you are back to your stabby ways soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope your op goes well sir....
.....and you're back to much better health soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get back to stabbing people soon!
All the best!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very best wishes pcm

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post All good thoughts to you old bean.
Edit: They won't be letting the chap in the video back in that casino I bet.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit the bed, bad times!
All the best for a speedy recovery, etc etc.
Keep listening to metal, if Epicloud can't make you grin then I'm out of ideas.
Edit: If you've got a couple of hours to spare on Tuesday night I'm a guest on a radio show here from 7pm til 9pm: www.ShipOMetal.co.uk/
I'll probably sound like a clueless pompous twat but what the hell.
I was going to spam myself out closer to the time but I figured you might appreciate it.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post spam it out then too.
stick it on here. www.facebook.com/groups/56246226613/?fref=ts
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have the complete Devin Townsend here on my blackberry play
So I was put in a corner room so I don't piss TOO many people off
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
what horrors did you inflict on others to deserve all that?
best of luck in having new legs put on and hopeful future liver replacement
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really hope you get better soon and get stabby raping again!
On the plus side, if the surgeons need any viciously sharp cutting instruments, I'm sure you can accommodate them.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking of buying cross country tire for my wheel chair
Then things, like grass won't slow my victim acquisition AND I'll make a mount for my armaments. And thanks for the happy feely vibes from the b3ta family.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking crikey!
It's great to hear from you, even with not great news. I hope they find you a liver soon. Crossing everything that next week goes well stabby, and that you recover well. Much love. x
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's down to the amount of substitute teachers I brought to tears when I was a bairn

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you stab them with a sharp pencil?
Is that how it all started? IS IT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell mate that's a rough deal
Keep you're strength up and look forward to seeing you round these parts in the future
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought you were dead. Glad you aren't.
I know it doesn't mean much but I hope the upgrade-process goes swiftly and unconsciously. Hope you have good news soon!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww man that sucks.
(not in a good way) glad to see you back here, and wish you all the best for a speedy recovery. *hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin 'ell that sounds rough
hope you're back to full stabbing health soon
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least he will match the colour of the space hopper he can get around on

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats an exotic menu of bodily malfunctions
interesting video too
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah that's bad stuff
but hope all goes well and you're fighting fit in no time. If you need a donor you could pay someone to "harvest" one for you. I know a media student in need of work...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA! Will he do catering with the rest of the body parts? could be 5 grand in it for him.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A kidney might just do it
www.bodyconfidential.co.uk/Health/How-Much-Is-Your-Kidney-Worth
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have 2!!! I am going to be rich!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post goodluck with the operation dude.
glad you aren't performing the procedure yourself.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck fella
bloody allergies.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats harsh, i wish you all the best tho mate! my thoughts are with you!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fingers crossed mate
All the best with your surgery.
 (gijoel, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the very best for your operation
Hope you're a lot better ASAP.

I keep thinking that in the way they do open surgery to identify and avoid inducing loss of feeling it might/should be possible to intentionally do it if it's absolutely necessary (i.e. no other choice as I'd guess it's a one way street).
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well on the bright side at least I can let my children play outside again.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit that's a crappy deal.
All the best.

Instead of waiting for a donor liver, have you considered training up someone to harvest one for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post good to hear from you!
we have the technology, we can rebuild you!

you'll be back stabbing the place up in no time :)
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck, PCM!
we need you buggering and raping the backdoor of life!! (its gone a bit middle of the road since you've been gone )
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:28, , Reply)