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This is a link post Perfect dinner etiquette
How to eat proper like. You may wish to take notes.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Scott
What a bizarre uneducated savage. He holds his fork in his right hand!

*drops monocle*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I do too.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Consider yourself ignored, moran!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post =(

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post me three

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you hold your knife like a pen as well.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post yes.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
uneducated savage

American
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a far cry from the TV dinner I had for Thanksgiving.
Most of the ovens in the trailer park don't hold anything much bigger.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll need these then
www.firebox.com/product/2486/HotCans
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
That way the stove can be used to cook the meth!

Thankee kind sir!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post every American I know cuts everything up first, puts the knife down and then shovels it in with the fork

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I must be lucky.
I don't know any Americans
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I mix it up a bit, tends to depend on whether a knife is required*
*knives are better to use for eating than guns.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Which reminds me
Has anyone heard anything from pcmechanic lately?

I fear the worst.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No, i hope he's ok though.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post same here.
i was going to ask if anyone had heard anything the other day. :(
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post so do I. Why do people hold their fork in their right when they aren't using a knife then hold it in the left when they are using a knife?
fucking retarded if you ask me.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.greygourmet.com/Knork/Knork%20Product%20Page.htm
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that explains nothing.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just use one in each hand.
Problem solved.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I've no need, I can operate a knife perfectly well in my left hand

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Because cutting with your left hand is more difficult...
...unless you're left handed.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I've found. I'm right handed

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's me.
I'm primarily right handed and it makes sense.

"The proper way" is fork left, knife right but when using just one piece of cutlery you use your most agile hand, that's natural.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that was excellent.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post If the stuffing was inserted into the anus of the bird,
that's a recipe for salmonella. (I presume they mean into the cavity.)

It should be stuffed into the neck, as any fule kno.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Salmonella's not the worst thing you can get by inserting your stuffing into the anus of a bird.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post True
It's La Petit Mort feeling you get afterwards.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! That's excellent :)
Also, to chime in about the whole fork thing, I'm a Brit who lives in America so subsequently I've been subjected to both ways. I don't really care which one I use. I roll like that.

I'm fork ambivalent. Forkbivalent, or forkbedextrous.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Biforkual freak!
*points*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *Utters amusing retort*

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)