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This is a link post Perfect dinner etiquette
How to eat proper like. You may wish to take notes.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great Scott
What a bizarre uneducated savage. He holds his fork in his right hand!

*drops monocle*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do too.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Consider yourself ignored, moran!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post =(

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post me three

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you hold your knife like a pen as well.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
uneducated savage

American
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a far cry from the TV dinner I had for Thanksgiving.
Most of the ovens in the trailer park don't hold anything much bigger.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll need these then
www.firebox.com/product/2486/HotCans
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
That way the stove can be used to cook the meth!

Thankee kind sir!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post every American I know cuts everything up first, puts the knife down and then shovels it in with the fork

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must be lucky.
I don't know any Americans
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mix it up a bit, tends to depend on whether a knife is required*
*knives are better to use for eating than guns.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which reminds me
Has anyone heard anything from pcmechanic lately?

I fear the worst.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, i hope he's ok though.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post same here.
i was going to ask if anyone had heard anything the other day. :(
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was excellent.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the stuffing was inserted into the anus of the bird,
that's a recipe for salmonella. (I presume they mean into the cavity.)

It should be stuffed into the neck, as any fule kno.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salmonella's not the worst thing you can get by inserting your stuffing into the anus of a bird.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
It's La Petit Mort feeling you get afterwards.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! That's excellent :)
Also, to chime in about the whole fork thing, I'm a Brit who lives in America so subsequently I've been subjected to both ways. I don't really care which one I use. I roll like that.

I'm fork ambivalent. Forkbivalent, or forkbedextrous.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Biforkual freak!
*points*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Utters amusing retort*

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:36, , Reply)