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This is a link post Police stand off in Darlington
I wonder if he's come down yet?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post he must be barking

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post They tried to ask him where he lives
but he's got no roots.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, leaf him alone!

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he's related to Twiggy...

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Special branch
are investigating
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Birch is too good for him.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call
the copse!
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll run rings around him.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll arrest him for a Beech of the Peace

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having trouble logging on to this...

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Police seemed to be stumped as to why he did it

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did it for a larch
he might get a hefty pine
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yew think so?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oakay I might have exaggerated.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not crazy, just pining for attention

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should spruce up his ideas.
He could have the Police eating out of the Palm of his hand.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wood have thought so too.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think it is all mulch ado about nothing.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably best just to go down the pub
have a few drinks, get trunk.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, drink until you're sick, then drink more so you're sycamore

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That elm make him feel better

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post well he should feel ASHamed

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post He defo
willow us one for this.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon they're just BARKing up the wrong TREE

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't cedar harm it it

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knot likely.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I hope the police
can cedar funny side

edit: bollocks, just beat me. I had to reset my password.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have done
They were never in any danger anyway, so long as they kept their 'Elm-ets on.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
But they had their quiet night trunk-ated and had to root around outdoors in the cold.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he's done
do you think he will take a bough?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
He'd be a sap not to.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I reckon he's twigged we're talking about him.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happens,
I hope he's treeted well once he's arrested
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor sap

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks all of you
for making the bottom half of this page impossible to read on my train home today.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Yew're welcome.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's trying to make himself Poplar :D

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's a sex-case that's got wood.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He may have already lost his cherry.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the seriousness of the statement:
"There is no reason for him to be up a tree."

Indeed.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure they are qualified to make that statement.
I think they should consult a philosopher before making such rushes to judgment.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
It's pretty obvious HE thinks he's got a reason to be up a tree.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post But is there any reason why he should not be in a tree?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the police had guns this would've been over a lot quicker!
I blame the left-wing liberal media!
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:17, , Reply)