Politician is scared of island capsizing
Airing his fears about 8000 marines being stationed on the small island of Guam, Congressman Hank Johnson raised the question of the island tipping over and capsizing. Because he is a fuckwit.
(Leemondus, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)

He went full retard, you should never go full retard, especially not in front of so many people.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)

speaking of which,
I looked to see if George W Bush had a twitter account yesterday. It wasn't actually all that interesting. Except for a mysterious claim that he isn't "allowed to talk about personal stuff".
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Probably because his PR bod doesn't know the secret handshake.

(jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:54, Reply)

he hasn't posted anything since July 2011,
I'm a little concerned.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Don't be.
The man was a cunt.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)

well it's a funny thing,
but now he's not in power, I kind of feel sorry for him.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Sometimes he cared too much.
I know what you mean, when he was in power he was always calling me and seeing how i was, since leaving office i think he might be a little depressed, poor guy, i really do hope he's ok.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)

yeah and I don't think he's eating properly

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I think it may be time for an intervention.
I know he'd hate that, he's always so private and would never dream of meddling in anyone else's affairs, but it may be for the best.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)

He sounds high as a fucking kite too

( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Exactly what I thought

( gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:44, Reply)

i call gake...
too funny, must be dubbed.
(itilliterate, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 2:08, Reply)

holy fucktard!!
doesn't surprise me though after having started watching the Daily Show and Colbert about 2 months ago

fucking NORA! some of those senators/ congressmen make our politicians look like Einsteain

6000 year old Earth anyone?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzJhTfQiMA
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)