Pregnant women are smug song
Because I've been going to antenatal class and about 1 in 5 women are belly rubbing, head tilting, yoga and meditation doing, smug, pretentious twats who talk about "their journey"..

AAARGH!!!!!

Antenatal classes are informative, but why do there have to be so many WOMEN there????
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:06, Reply)

A friend of mine suits that description:
"I'm going to have a home birth, i think it's really important that the baby is born into familiar surroundings..."
"What?"
"And, like, it'll be great for it to grow up in the house where it was born..."
"You said you were moving after it's born."
"Yeah, but, you know....?"
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:14, Reply)

thank god i know you are the king of irony.
(itilliterate, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:54, Reply)

This is same two who did the song about taking in the ass for Jesus, isn't it?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:56, Reply)

You mean this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ36S3d1CaU
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 4:28, Reply)

That blonde one looks like a right dim-wit.

(pissflaps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:05, Reply)

if she dyed her hair brown would that be artificial intelligence?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I agree with the sentiment
but those two aren't funny.
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:15, Reply)

I'm not clicking that
Just from the preview pic it looks like it
contains ukulele.
I'm not having any ukulele, nope.
( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)