Previously unseen footage of 2011 Earthquake in Japan

( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I bet if Roland Emmerich watched this
he'd be jizzing in his pants
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

That's pretty shaky footage.
*gets coat
( Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I bet they were quaking in their boots

( Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

It's not their fault.

( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

That gave me a little tremor

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Rattled me too.

( JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I'm not really swayed by any of these

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)

enough with the crappy puns, for fuck's shake.
( feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

*Sighs*
mograph
( Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

This whole thread just cracks me up

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

take a tonic
You'll feel better
( simbosan, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Great, i'll be able to go party with Richter

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I wasn't going to return to this thread, but the aftershocks keep coming

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

A thread of this magnitude is hard to ignore

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Then I shall light a candle to San Andreas

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

a bit like my friend mike or mick as we call him, he is a hell of a size mick

( Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Ground breaking for sure

( simbosan, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:44, Reply)

The Earth moved for me.

( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:56, Reply)

This funny old world
has it's ups and downs
( simbosan, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Especially with a rock and roll lifestyle.

( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Still no Godzilla...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

0:09 - Large Pikachu is crushed under shelves!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

1:05 - Large Pikachu smashes glass coffee table?
What??!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Pikachu gets angry whe he's hurt.

( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Pikachu demands human sacrifice!

( Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I think we can safely blame the death toll of this disaster on pokemen.

( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)

That's why you've got to catch them all.

( DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I am busy trying to catch all the diseases at the moment.

( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)

the horror......the..horror

( Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Where's Superman when you need him
to fly around the world really quickly, inexplicably reversing the Earth's rotation and even more inexplicably reversing time?
(Leemondus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)

is that micheal j fox in the bloody building again? SECURITY !!

(fluffybunnykiller BULLIMICS FEEL THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)