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This is a link post Santa on the Tube
Depressed Santa annoys commuters for Shelter.
(Heydon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one thing I don't miss about living in london.
The trainloads of miserable cunts with no humanity whatsoever.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have humanity
but in London you're bombarded all day by the rest of humanity, so you develop a certain carapace.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
On the rare occasions when I'm forced to take the train to work, I'm sure there are lovely, humorous and generous people sharing my carriage. But their contribution to my general feeling toward humanity is always countered by the presence of cunts with noisy headphones, agressive, pushy twats and people barking into their mobile phones. Thankfully, I sploshed out £260 on a pair of Bose noise-cancelling headphones so I don't work myself into a rage.
Normally I ride a motorbike into London and that's far less stressful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post My main problem was 'Banker Type' twunts.
Who would sit next to you and insist on opening The Times broadsheet fully in your face.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post a train load of cunts
trying to get on with their day while a fat loud american shouts at them...
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with both you
London is filled with a bunch of miserable cunts.

But after a hard day at work, the last thing you want is the unfunny American twat off Mighty Boosh shouting at you to cheer up
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a "hard day at work"?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never found Mighty Boosh funny.
Am I in the minority here?
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
*ruefully points to bumming shed*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post me neither
it was all the things people who didn't get Vic and Bob said about Vic and Bob.

Being deliberately weird is not funny in itself. You still have to be funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most people hated Mighty Boosh because it had to try too hard to be funny.
Being contrived and ironic doesn't make humour, only shite.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. Mighty Boosh was a pile of self indulgent unfunny wank
...like wanking off to photos of yourself not smiling.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just moved out of London
and still get freaked out when people say good morning to me on the street
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a culture shock when I arrived in Denmark.
People smiling at me in the street, I was immediately suspicious.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You get the same thing
everywhere except London and the Home Counties. Wankers. I should know, I are one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've only been commuting 4 months
People look at me weirdly every time I apologise for making them move so I can get off the tube and offer my seat up to old people/pregnant women on the train in and out of London.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live 50 miles away from London which is the perfect distance to comute and still live among civilised people
Where I live people thank you for not running them down and Zebra crossings.
Proper smile and wave, everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up in London
Visiting Vancouver was terrifying, because it was a big busy city, but everyone was smiling...

...creeeeepy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only in a city can we feel truly alone.

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
There's nothing like a crowd to make one feel the depressing lonliness of human existence.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drive and don't live in London
Double win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like in the UK, I walk 15 minutes to work everyday and I have a great porn collection.
Triple Win!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post How are you coping with your government banning bestiality though?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ve have vays...

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:09, , Reply)