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This is a link post Scientific proof that CaC
The selfish, fishy-breathed, mouse-murdering, thigh-clawing, lawn-shitting CUNTS.
(Leemondus, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Proof that dogs are gibbering idiots who panic if you leave the room.

That said, my cat can be sleeping upstairs on a bed but when I get home, he'll run down to say hello. He's still a little cunt, littering the hallway with dead frogs, mice and half-eaten birds, but he's definitely pleased to see me.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post your argument that dogs are gibbering idiotsif the leaves the room holds no ground
our dog charlie mungus is a total idiot even when we are in the room.

as for cats ? yeaeh there are cnuts
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats see you as a food source, not much else...
A friend of mine worked with a guy who used to be an EMT (paramedic) in the States. He dealt with a number of "there's a funny smell from flat 42, and we haven't seen old man Jones for a few days" cases.

He said that in majority of cases, if a dog was in the flat, they'd be lying, emaciated at his owners' feet, and possibly growl and try to protect him once they got inside.

When cats were in the flat with no way to get out, more often than not, any exposed flesh on the old codgers body would have been eaten.

CaC...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post All this proves is that cat's a slut.

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post cats i've had always tend to shit on exposed soil
not the middle of the lawn, does your cat make a barking sound?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bark neigh

My dog plants it in hedgerows.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Dogs are like stupid vulnerable Babies.
Cats are like normal people and couldn't give a fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normal people do give a fuck.
I'm suspecting you're not a normal person.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ what he said

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post cats are sociopaths and so are their owners

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post No they don't.
Are you saying if your mum leaves the room for five minutes, when she returns you stop watching telly and run over for a hug?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
yes he probably does
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post but what was she doing in those five mins?
or should we say who?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post not me
i don't like her hanging around longer than 2 minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a stamina thing? isnt it? its ok you know , you can get ointments and things

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brutal, yet harsh and heartless. I like it.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
I moved out of home.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post who funds this kind of useless shit?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's cheaper than curing cancer or proving the existence of subatomic particles.
With the conservatives cutting science funding you can expect this to be our new role in the world. Fuck James Maxwell, it's just going to be cat experiments from now on. If we can publish a lot of this shit oxbridge will stay relevant enough to charge foreigners retarded amounts of money, which is what really matters.

The lib-cons are masters at streamlining.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post cat experiments you say?
so we could determine the grip level of , say no nails or other similar product useing sciuence and cats?

i propose a new scale of stickyness to replace the old jizz scale of stickyness, what bthis entails is useing cats glued to the out side of a cetrafuge and spun untill they
a, either fall off
b, come unstuck
c, get flung off leaving there toes behind still glued to the centrafuge.
so a substance that is one cat strong would be minimaly sticky
and so one .

where do i apply for the funding for this?
at a pinch if i cant get a centrafuge then i could possibly manage with a large lorry tire and a steep hill
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could kill two birds with one stone and measure the exact g-force necessary to turn them mentally retarded.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like your thinking, there will be room on the board for creative thinkers to help solve this problem. would you interested in a position?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if I get to keep all the retarded cats.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like deal

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post correcting fbk's spelling is like trying to have sex with a cactus

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 16 Sep 2014, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pack-oriented animal gets anxious when seperated from his pack.
Animal evolved for solo hunting is fine on it's own.

How is this a surprise, and more importantly, what spacker gave these people money to prove something already widely known?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you !!!!!
this is science
we will have hushed and awe filled words of good for SCIENCE !
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all in favour of SCIENCE!
This isn't SCIENCE! though. This is a group of people fucking about with grant money they applied in for as a joke, then actually got.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post bless you
you still hold to all that "pack" stuff - bet you also believe in the 'alpha male' nonsense as well. Tooth fairy hasnt quite left the building either I'll bet.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you hate cats, it's likely because cats just hate you.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are retarded
If you want them to like you all you have to do is look at them, narrow your eyes and then look away. I don't respect anything that easy to fool.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i find a good way to keep at a respectfull distance
is to throw them in a open grave just as the undertaker lowers the coffin, keeps the little bugger a respectfull 6 foot away at least
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not even the Chinese?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i take issue with that,
my neighbours got a cat, now i'm very much the dog person, but this cat I like, always comes up to me when i'm outside, and offers itself up for some gratuitous stroking... he's really gently and lovely, rolls over and offers up his little fluffy belly for you to scratch, which you do, and he seems to love it rocking his little head back and forth and then,

FUCK SHIT FUCK WHAT ARE YOU BITING AND CLAWING AT MY HAND TEARING AT MY FINGERS YOU SPITEFULL LITTLE CUNT!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Falling over is a submissive thing...
But it doesn't always mean they want a tummy rub.

Most don't and will tolerate it for a bit before giving a warning nip.

Like women.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post and here speakes the voice of experiance

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. I don't even have to watch that. Your description is priceless.
fishy-breathed, mouse-murdering, thigh-clawing, lawn-shitting CUNTS.

It's accurate, but I still love the cuties.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:47, , Reply)