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This is a link post Speak & Swear I made this!
I've made this swearing thing for The Poke - went of a bit of technical mission to make it as fucking hell, I am shite at code but it's interesting to try and mash stuff together to get a thing out.

It's very sweary. Hopefully works on phones too, certainly works on the iPhone and Samsung's knocking around my flat.

Basically took two days to make. Then two days to rewrite it because it didn't work on Android. Fuck Android.



www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/04/speak_and_swear/
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Note the guys in R&D: when there is an A it says "capital A"
Otherwise good childish fun

p.s. android tablet sorry.ipad too expensive
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I left the errors in like that
because they amused me - it really mangled cockwomble and several of the words
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice that you still use this place as a free resource for pet projects even though you've let it die and fester.
It's like squeezing the pus out of a fanny boil to lubricate a dry fuck.
 (blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Brian
How's it going?
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit tired. I've worked practically two full days this week.
How's The Internet? Do doctors still not want me to know its one big secret to youthful skin?
 (blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post the internet? it's become become simultaneously bigger and smaller
it's basically social media and apps.

Oh, and very angry polarised debates where everyone goes around thinking the other side is made of evil.

Still, some of it is funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post a once beautiful library being slowly turned into a shopping mall

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post a once mad library full of wronguns
turned into a fighting zone where the only winners are the people who own the game and don't play the game
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see it as a selection of indie clubs being replaced by a multistory superclub.
The shouty narcissists have won.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post they paved paradise and they put up a parking lot

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boob Trumpet
Firefox seems to be playing up - it says it has loaded over 340% of audio. That's lot of swearing.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking sellout.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hell yes

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post When are you merging all the boards back together?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post OT and /links would get on like a house on fire.
A chip pan fire. In a really small house full of angry racists and shut ins.
 (blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Just like /talk and the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange get on like a six year old and kittens.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 20:11, , Reply)