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This is a link post The Office is Filth

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a parody of the vid from that ex-fat kid from 2 and a Half Charlie Sheen.
He did it cause he's all Christian and stuff and says what he did was fucked up and devil in your head evil sinnery.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post it's remarkably easy to say that when you've pocketed tens of millions of dollars it would seem

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I only own a brown paper bag full of air
and I still think 2 1/2 semi funny men is rather shit.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Still if I owned his money I rather spend it on hookers, boose and dwarfs
*dwarves
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Dwarfs

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:28, Reply)
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a couple of years back i was due to go to Amsterdam for a stag weekend. The week before i was having a beer with a housemate with, let's say, provincial views on other races. Deciding to wind him up a bit, the following conversation happened:

Me: So, I think I'll try to have sex with prostitutes from as many races as possible.
Him: Not a black one though?
Me: Yeah, of course a black one. And a Japanese one too, hopefully.
Him: Mate, stop it! That's sick!
Me: No it's not. Hopefully, I'll find a dwarf one too.
Him: Aw mate, stop it.
Me: No, it'll be great. I can just lie back and spin her round.
Him: Mate, stop it!
Me: Come on! It'll be ace. I could probably screw her while wlaking round the room.
Him: Stop it!
Me: Might even be able to smuggle her home in hand luggage.
Him: For fuck's sake, will you fucking stop it? My sister's a 'dwarf' as you put it.

STONY SILENCE

ME: is she single?

We're not mates any more.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)