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This is a link post Thing I'm working on: The Stig Generator I made this!
It is quite ronseal. The generator generates random 'Some say ..' statements, part of which are based on original quotes from Top Gear, part thought up by me.

If anyone can contribute some good ones, I would love to implement them (and give credit ;-))
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick, I need a joke about an electron microscope to impress a girl!!!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "perhaps we can find your clitoris with this electron microscope"

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Too saucy.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
ok, how about "Oddly, the only thing you can't see with this is milk, because it's pasturised before you know it" ?

Best I can do under this pressure.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm.....

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I should have warned you, I don't often manage to imress girls.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I've gone with :-
Careful which way you point it, you might de-rez and end up in an electron light cycle.
This will not get me sex.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!
It's funny cos it's a Tron reference!!!!

No, probably no sexyteims for you.

Of course, asking her out may work better...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me,
Too cheesy...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a 5 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
Any old joke will do after that
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post HEY!
I know what B&Q stands for too!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I always zip past that bit on the telly.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)