So when I burgle that guys house
I need to remember to simply saw up all of his tables to find the valuable stuff.
(The TogaboyThe world will end on, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 2:19,
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if I want to hide porn from the missus I just put it inside a cookbook
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 7:33,
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nice one.
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 29 Dec 2017, 9:48,
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Doesn't she get suspicious of you running off to the bog with Jamie Oliver all the time?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 10:10,
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The Hairy Bikers more like.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 10:59,
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^ internet hate criminal
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 11:15,
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I think I've got their debut EP around here somewhere.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 15:22,
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Nigella
Then you have back up if you've forgotten the porn
I never realised how thick she's gotten since this picture was taken
(thuggengar, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:31,
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When did thick change from meaning stupid to meaning fat?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:44,
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Duh!
What are you... portly or something?
(Paint!Another one lost, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:53,
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My brain got too chubby
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:17,
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Sometimes you're so rotunded
(Paint!Another one lost, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:42,
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Americans :/
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 10:52,
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"Arms thicker than my waist"
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 14:50,
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"She's gotten"
Are you from the colonies?
(Varmint, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 0:11,
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So, he put all that effort into the mechanism, locks etc
But couldn’t be bothered to plane out the saw marks on the top surface of the table.
“Rustic” you say? Bullshit I say.
Bah. Humbug.
(LP, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:33,
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Aye aye
These kids and their table saws, in my days we did dovetails with a stone and a twig.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 11:55,
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