Yet another intelligently designed serpent
but without a loreal scale.
( Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Looks like someone squeezed his neck until his eyes popped out.

( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

The picture of it's penis is quite intimidating.
Looks like something you'd find in Cyberdog.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

That's a very angry looking winky

( Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

They would make briliant christmas lights for the tree though.
*orders box of aroused snakes*
( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

*Contents may settle during transit

( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Brings a whole new meaning to "turning on the Christmas lights"
And you wouldn't need any fake snow flocking
( Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

What an embarrassingly shit animal

( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)