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This is a link post amateur cooking photos (a LOT of them)
a compilation of some of the worst pictures that were uploaded to a German site that (for some) is a go-to place to find recipes of all sorts.

there's some text involved which is auf Deutsch but the comments are irrelevant.

also features some quite amusing creations you won't be able to erase from your memory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Fuck, ich bin stoned und die Bratwurst ‘schreit’ in der Pfanne.”

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Translated...
Quote: "Fuck, I'm stoned and Bratwurst 'border' in the pan."
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 3 May 2016, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Geil
*klick*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post paprika spinne

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once started a Tumblr on a similar theme, called Two Turds On A Pile Of Sick,
needn't have bothered after all.

*click* for grim fascination
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It tastes so much better when you give it a funny forrin name and charge $50 a plate.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 2 May 2016, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or:
Shit on a bickkie. Which is what I first thought seeing these.
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Mon 2 May 2016, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more paella.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 2 May 2016, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The funny part
Is that many German restaurants are fucking awful. I'm sure there are good ones, but so many aren't. I went to one famous for Swabian cooking and as it turns out Swabian cooking is basically stodgy noodles in beef stock. It's authentic as far as local cuisine goes but it still tastes like ass.
 (MagicMoose, Tue 3 May 2016, 22:37, , Reply)