Mr Bens Fancy Dress
I want the man-eating shark

( planearm, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:50, Reply)

in related news...
excellent example of the Pedro costume... gives you a good idea of exactly what the costume REALLY looks like
( intesvensk is a sado of his former shelf, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Band "shoots" video by sending Data Protection Act requests to CCTVs that caught them performing

"The Get Out Clause", an unsigned Manchester band could not afford a camera crew for their video, so they 'performed' in front of a load of CCTV cameras, then requested the footage from the camera operators under the Data Protection Act and then stitched the results together for their music video.

:source, www.boingboing.net/2008/05/09/band-shoots-video-by.html
( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:31, Reply)

Hmmm...
Call me Cynical....

EDIT- Edit function ! Now whos the fool! muahaha
(Jorvic, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:35, Reply)

I would
but that's not a word.

/pedant

edit: curses!
(Centaur unimaginative obscenity involving your mum, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:37, Reply)

It would have cost them
a fair bit to get each bit of footage. Then there are format and resolution issues.

this is a pile of record company hogwash
( BadBadman shot the websherriff, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:38, Reply)

Love that
idea!
( moogy boobles, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:43, Reply)

Mark Thomas did that idea
I remember people banging on about it years ago
( rob http://robmanuel.tumblr.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:45, Reply)

its a good idea
but i posted it mainly cos i like the song
( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:49, Reply)

he did!
and got nowhere if i recall.
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, Reply)

Bollocks
that is not CCTV footage
( Hotdog, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, Reply)

/works in a particular place with digital cctv
looks exactly like it to me
( Lord_Munkee released on, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:14, Reply)

Brass Eye - Race and Crime
Someone posted some Brass Eye, so I went Brass Eye hunting, yet again. I have just come across the best 44 second clip ever.
(Frozen_Banana, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:20, Reply)

I've going to watch the DVD of it tonight I think
I keep forgetting how funny it is.
(Oysdgp, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Some guys in Esonia found something
Kinda buried in the mud/river/lake or whatever.. so they decided to get a big winchy crane and pull it out...

( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:20, Reply)

Is it me..
..or is that German cross painted on the tank remarkably fresh looking for being buried in mud at the bottom of a lake for over 60 years ?
(Grindstaff, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:42, Reply)

i agree.. but this taken from the website
After the tank surfaced, it turned out to be a 'trophy' tank, that had been captured by the German army in the course of the battle at Sinimaed (Blue Hills) about six weeks before it was sunk in the lake. Altogether, 116 shells were found on board. Remarkably, the tank was in good condition, with no rust, and all systems (except the engine) in working condition.
( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:45, Reply)

WOW!
thats well cool.
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Close call with a train
What a stupid time to cross the tracks
( planearm, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:10, Reply)

I really can't believe that some sites still host videos using wmp
(or whatever it is), with NO FUCKING CONTROLS on the videos!

Here it is on youtube :)

What a twat, btw.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:17, Reply)

Thanks that's better.

( planearm, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:27, Reply)

:D

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:57, Reply)

this smells very fake to me
purely because I think the train horn and the level crossing bell sound too much like the kind of things I'd dub onto a fake video to make it convincing

in short - it's fake because they tried too hard to make it real
( Gilgamesh - tastier than an unguarded penguin nest, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Where did he go?

(Oysdgp, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:35, Reply)

darwin!

( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, Reply)

It's faked
as an analysis of the critical frames shows.
(PunchMyFace with your bottom, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Goodness me - here's one to really offend all those bright bt3ans!
Bring it on! Disgraceful title. What is he suggesting? It's outrageous!

For all those sweet but not very intelligents - with love.
(JonKing2006 Hystorical, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:07, Reply)

Why is this happening?
b3ta.com/links/185939
( Carlossus should have retired some time back., Fri 9 May 2008, 18:09, Reply)

Ris on several levels
Cant understand a bleeding word he saying.. once some one starts singing in cod Elvis accent it turns into white noise to me and i try to block it out.

And I thought the Ramones were suppost to be one of those cool "retro" bands people who wear tight t-shirts pretend to like?

So Ris answers needed, what the fuck is that song about? and how was it allowed to be played to more than one person?
(Jorvic, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:33, Reply)

Its a very successful song, not originally by the Ramones
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby,_I_Love_You

It's one of Phil Spector's best known tunes.
( 3DogmaN "no-sig", Fri 9 May 2008, 20:05, Reply)

Fuck off
you nonce.
( 3DogmaN "no-sig", Fri 9 May 2008, 20:07, Reply)

this

( the RAND corporation what goes on tour stays on tour - right?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:08, Reply)

look
Im not sure what the hell is going on here but if this is actually Jonathan King (which I dont think it is but you never know) then Rob, if you're reading this, you've banned people from this site for a helluva lot less than promoting forcibly buggering children, so sort it out. If however this is someone pretending to be Jonathan King, then why, just why?

P.S and do us a favour and fuck off and die
(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:17, Reply)

It's him
He's been spamming his stuff here for the last couple of years.
( 3DogmaN "no-sig", Fri 9 May 2008, 21:01, Reply)

^what he said^
Im not easy with sharing a site with it!

edit: on reflection (beer) and considering my sig.. ignore and dirt is gone
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:12, Reply)

fucking nonce
mind you, entertainment u.s.a used to be good...but the cunt probably only did it so he could kim wild karaoke*

*(do kids in america)
(discodaz 8===D~ ~ ~, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:57, Reply)

Remix: I'm Beautiful I made this!
Hello fellow b3tans
Start your weekend off with this choon mixed up by me and my mate Terry. The vocals (and lyrics) are by a singer from Durban, South Africa, called Aylos, and I am now a fan.
This was mixed for the local urban market, which likes its house a little slower than you lot in the UK do, but I think it translates.
Enjoy.

PS incidentally there are more choons on my bolg at: davidstuneshop.net
(TheFr00n, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:44, Reply)

Nice and clean and true !
I shall take your advise and choon away my weekend . . .
( Valin . . . Come part mental eyes . . ., Fri 9 May 2008, 18:02, Reply)

Ta!
Have a good one, mate :)
(TheFr00n, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:46, Reply)

Excellent!
Nicely put together, great sound.
( 3DogmaN "no-sig", Fri 9 May 2008, 20:15, Reply)

ta
for the feedbacks.
(TheFr00n, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Old as dirt and the glassiest phallus ever NSFW
but i love Charlie Brooker and needed a chuckle. Join me, won't you......even if it's just for the Bobby Sands gag.
Also - anyone want to make an update? Off the top of my head - Moonpig, SaCla, that HSBC advert with the dude with the goats in the trees.......
(the_log_knows it's all part of your frea-ky dream man, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:37, Reply)

with those smelly candles on the table!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:59, Reply)

He missed out Michael Winner !!
(i dont get it, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, Reply)

George Carlin: "On Giving Luv"
Clips from his new show.
( planearm, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, Reply)

Donnie Darko - The Sequel (!)
Yes, folks another good film looks set to be crapped on by the giant hairy arse that is unessecary sequels. Good thing Richard Kelly's stayed away from this. Although I would've though he'd have at least some control in the Donnie Darko 'brand' to avoid shite like this from happening.

Still, I suppose it'll mean more people are aware of Donnie Darko. Which is probably a good thing.
(CALUM187, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:10, Reply)

The whole film industry
is clean plumb out of ideas... Studio heads are reduced to roaming the hinterlands raping the cooling corpses of decent old films, while Don LaFontaine does a voice over behind them.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, Reply)

Sometimes I doubt your commitment
to Sparkle Motion
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, Reply)

Don't doubt my commitment
Doubt is a product of fear. You don't want to be controlled by fear, do you?
(TheFr00n, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:02, Reply)

You caan't just use fear and love. There are far more emotions in that. You can shove your book up your ass.
(CALUM187, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:31, Reply)

that's not more emotions
that's just fear and love combined.
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 11 May 2008, 2:06, Reply)

christ

( masterconnor technique is better than jokes, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:46, Reply)

700 and more hobos illustrated
The sole purpose of this website is apparently to illustrate various types of Hobos... an overlooked group.
(tribotig, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:42, Reply)

Fonzie is a Hobo archetype?!
e-hobo.com/hoboes/66

I like "Sung The Land Pirate - the squirrels are his first mates."
(Jimbotfu, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:47, Reply)

Babylon Zoo bloke on Brass Eye
Seen it so many times, but it still makes me giggle, cringe and pucker my anus with embarrassment.
(Jimbotfu, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:26, Reply)

good to hear his wolvo accent
i kinda feel a little sorry for him - he's just being agreeable.
( rob http://robmanuel.tumblr.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:39, Reply)

He always struck me as an annoying cocktail of arrogance, pretentiousness and dimwittery...
So it's cathartic to see him make an arse of himself.

I quite liked his song about the spaceman, though. Whatever it was called.
(Jimbotfu, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

spaceman.

( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:47, Reply)

Yes..
I knew that really. Was forgotting it on purpose for the purpose of comedies.
(Jimbotfu, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:55, Reply)

I think the fact he pointed out the name of the song
Then you explaining the joke made it funnier..
(Jorvic, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, Reply)

I think the fact that
you pointed out the explanation of the explanation of the joke that required no explanation makes it all the more delicious.
(Jimbotfu, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:34, Reply)

It was a statement of fact..
he comes across like a -spaceman and thats not that bad.. ;)
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

This so needs the B3ta treatment
Who's Newton?

The...baby...is...dirty...it...must...be...de-stroyed...bleep...bloop
(the_log_knows it's all part of your frea-ky dream man, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)

pffft
like Metal Mickey without the jokes
(The Goat www.thinkfree.ca, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:22, Reply)

I'm not watching then
I am still fearful of Metal Mickey.
( moogy boobles, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:31, Reply)

I want the black and red one!
Was really advanced for that time I suppose.. but got to laugh at the massive "20 meg of harddrive"
(Jorvic, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:18, Reply)

The shuffle explained, Quo stylee
Francis Rossi is a rock god. I'm told.
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)

these guys should have quit
while they were ahead - sometime in 1979
(The Goat www.thinkfree.ca, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:59, Reply)

don't be a twat
Frame is God
( the RAND corporation what goes on tour stays on tour - right?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:50, Reply)

going to post it again
Fetid Mimsy posted first time around. it was great fun
heres original to catch up if you've missed it
www.b3ta.com/links/LED_Messageboard

lets get spamming!
( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:20, Reply)

Ok
Who posted "Help! I'm in the cellar"
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, Reply)

62000 messages in the queue
I think someone already set em up the spam...
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:53, Reply)

mine says 60 in the queue

( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, Reply)

meh
*slaps forehead*

Those top figures will be the running total of messages then...

My bad.
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:58, Reply)

mind the head wound!

( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:06, Reply)

Bah. Blocked at my work.
There must be another site like this that I can play with? Anyone?
( t0ria thinks Manchester smells of Glaswegian wee, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, Reply)

This one is wonderfully enigmatic...

(Jimbotfu, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:18, Reply)

Hehehehehe

(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Arf!

( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:29, Reply)

The Art of Falling off a Ridiculously Small Cliff I made this!
And so I don't waste any more precious thread space, have some old stuff I've also uploaded today:
- [UNSEEN] My Sixteen Year Old Life
- B3ttle Royale
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:00, Reply)

ace
really really ace :)
( miamistu snagglery, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:07, Reply)

bloody brilliant :)
and the b3ta battle showed up in my subscriptions earlier.

BTW did you get into the college course you were building a portfolio for?
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Indeed
Worth all the effort in the end.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:19, Reply)

good stuff!
congratulations :D
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:23, Reply)

hooray
no doubt you'll be gracing our tv screens asap
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, Reply)

I love
How he looks so utterly bored through the whole demonstration... It's as if it is all beneath him, but he has to keep doing it for the money.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:33, Reply)

my 16 year old life
is fucking brilliant!

you are way too modest kiddo !!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:27, Reply)

I thaught that was good
Till I saw the end and realised it was genius
( Letum Spack Monkey, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:09, Reply)

i do like this
very much
( Fox G. Love ...was formerly foxyg, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:38, Reply)

burka biikini NSFW
why ?


edit sorry didnt look that far down
(De ExE hides from the snow, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:53, Reply)

*coughs
nsfw

I have a feeling it's not a real Burka garment ...
( Awallafashagba is wanting ice cream, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:56, Reply)

mildy NSFW maybe?
due to bondage burkha slightly down the page.
( t0ria thinks Manchester smells of Glaswegian wee, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:57, Reply)

blokced ere
is it this one? gerd-a-braun.eu/AliciaFramisBurkaBikini.jpg
(pissflaps was daisybirding on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:07, Reply)

yup

( Lord_Munkee released on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:58, Reply)

:) ta!

(pissflaps was daisybirding on, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:09, Reply)

Proof Dentists are Wankers
Just spotted (credit to Jangrafess), had to be shared with the web.
(flexiblefish, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:32, Reply)

Ha ha
Are you slightly too late for the news letter?
( t0ria thinks Manchester smells of Glaswegian wee, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:38, Reply)

hahah
Describe your proudest moment as a teacher.

It’s difficult to describe one proudest moment, but anytime you receive a thank you from a student it is always very, very satisfying.
( Awallafashagba is wanting ice cream, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:54, Reply)

hello chap
So you're having a boy then? Congrats!
( t0ria thinks Manchester smells of Glaswegian wee, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:57, Reply)

yes yes i am !
Stanley the name!

YAY
( Awallafashagba is wanting ice cream, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Don't forget
to keep going out as much as possible before he's born.

You won't get much chance after!
( blackdogmanguitar www.justgiving.com/nicklegge, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:35, Reply)

maybe next week
(flexiblefish, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Irn Bru - If
The new Irn Bru advert to be shown on the 12th of May. I've always loved their ads!
(get on with it is waiting for a letter from mars, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:14, Reply)

That made me shiver.

( the_rhyme_minister prefers the gay shift, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, Reply)

Haha, excellence.

( cr3 is a robot in disguise, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:31, Reply)

Feckin scots.
but seriously, nice ad.
(Dydactarontaurus Rex once, twice, three times in gravy...., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:35, Reply)

Tastes like propolis though!

( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:55, Reply)

sob :-(
makes me homesick for Aberdeen. My Mum sends me 'Cheesy Pasta in a box' down as the English don't recognise its existence for some reason
(the_log_knows it's all part of your frea-ky dream man, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:03, Reply)

cheesy pasta!
how do you make that then?
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:49, Reply)

it comes in a box - in the box there's the bag
of macaroni and then another bag with luminous orange powder.
Combine with hot water, butter and milk and you have the meal of champions :-)
It's seriously lovely but has no nutritional value
(the_log_knows it's all part of your frea-ky dream man, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Fit Like?
Its really sunny here. Down the booly
( BadBadman shot the websherriff, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:45, Reply)

Do they still make Irn Bru and Tizer outside of Scotland?
(akav0id, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:40, Reply)

More Cinematic Kitty Dramatics....

(the_log_knows it's all part of your frea-ky dream man, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:52, Reply)

These are a constant source of joy!
love the ending...
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, Reply)

:)
There's some great editing in there!
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:27, Reply)

That gets my fluffy vote for this week
:)
( Occulus hasn't had a drink since, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:25, Reply)