Unusual streetnames
Now that Gropecunt Lane is no more, we have to make do with lesser fare. Still, there's something to be said for Dead Cat Alley and Shades of Death Road.
(Friz 3.0 Not to be confused with Friz 3.0 or Friz 3.0, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:21, Reply)

best one

( planearm, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:13, Reply)

aaaah!
I went to see my family last week, and we drove near to this. My bro was on about it, and we didn't believe him.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:52, Reply)

You DO NOT want to click this link.

( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Ok.

( Rainbow Dave is drying off :D, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:11, Reply)

hahaha
worried about your mental health? or another b3tans? i DO want to click this link...
(Avast help, i am drowning, i am not joking! glug glug gl, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:15, Reply)

meh
my decision took maybe 1/1000000000 of a second.
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 14:21, Reply)

sod that, if you've got to hide it behind a tinyurl link then there's no way on earth I'm clicking it

( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:22, Reply)

fairymuff.
but its safe i promise. it needs tiny for other reasons.
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 14:26, Reply)

you coppied redit?

( wjh31, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:31, Reply)

Yes.

( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 14:49, Reply)

lol
pfffft
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:32, Reply)

ba.-dum
'tish
( AgeOwns *waiting to be groomed*, Sun 11 May 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Cats on a treadmill
Title says enough...
( Blue Star smiting down the prophets of false, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, Reply)

almost
very almost, but not quite...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=peLD2vlxRM0
(iainhasaface, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, Reply)

rofl
is what i did
(knackerdwarf hearts horizontal scrolling, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:11, Reply)

LOL
cats
( t0ria enjoyed a good fast ride this weekend, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:14, Reply)

Not all cats
can be arsed to put the effort in:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg1oszADX04&feature=related
(TheAlmightyBeev Look out for the Walrus!, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:04, Reply)

funniest thing in ages!

( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:37, Reply)

#I'm in love with November#

( Carlossus Being a bellend &#3231, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:34, Reply)

pfft
Have a shrimp on a treadmill
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AoCm7DaRV4Q&feature=related
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Mike Oldfield - Crime of Passion
Mike Oldfield looking like a real psychopath, he wants his tin foil hat back.
( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:48, Reply)

ITS CAMES JUNT!
Though actualy, that video looks quite modern for some reason... is it just me?
(Jorvic, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:59, Reply)

its the only good video he has ever done

( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Is that other guy James Blunt though?
Seriusly, its his spit!
(Jorvic, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:02, Reply)

no
that is Barry Palmer, he is a progrock singer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Palmer_(British_singer)
( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Sounds
a fair bit too much like moonlight shadow for my liking. I dislike it when musicians do this, Razorlite (okay, not musicians, but still my point) do it a fuck of a lot, as do Muse and Red Hot Chilli Peppers

youtube.com/watch?v=8bOLkPbPCbk
(Frozen_Banana has devised the perfect freedom of speech solution, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, Reply)

I raise you..
youtube.com/watch?v=fuKX6cf33mc
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Sat 10 May 2008, 14:47, Reply)

More spitting imagness...
Mike Oldfield...



Jeremy irons..


(Jorvic, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Okay, he annoys me now
I shall listen to Moonlight shadow, yes... but if ever I hear the others again I may have to go on a killing spree.
(Frozen_Banana has devised the perfect freedom of speech solution, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.
( Carlossus Being a bellend &#3231, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:37, Reply)

Pink Floyd computer casemod
This is totally ace. I especially love the use of a real hammer for the handle.
( Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Wow

The screaming bloke for a speaker is ace too
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Jasper Carrot - Bantam Cock NSFW
Performed during his "Beat the Carrott" show, this is Jasper Carrot's cover of Jake Thackray's song...
(Meglos The last Zolfa Thuran, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Brian Blessed doesn't like technology NSFW
I love him.
I just love him.


That does not make me gay (much)
Edit: suddenly realised I hadn't NSFW'd it, sorry to any who got in trouble
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Sat 10 May 2008, 10:19, Reply)

GORDONS FUCKING ALIVE!!!
loving the blessed at the mo, i never relised how funny he was until hignfy!
( Captain Pilchard techno chicken for teh won!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 10:45, Reply)

PALMPILOT?! SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE!
He's a god.
(Cap'n http://www.youtube.com/whycantihavespaces, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:12, Reply)

"Powder mne down ya slut!"
Brian truly is blessed :D
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:41, Reply)

I like the way Charlotte's name
is lit so it says Harlot!
( Roland E O'Dorant has NEVER raped John Leslie, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:44, Reply)

England is an irritating and insular country full of overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV addicts.
"In a country priding itself on patriotism, they have a Scottish Prime Minister, an Italian football coach and a Greek married to the Queen."
(rogue sausage writes without effort and is read without pleasure, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:52, Reply)

i sort of agree.
england's shit
( Willwillwritehiswill Was called a spoony bard, Sat 10 May 2008, 9:33, Reply)

Thats the most spot on article I've ever read...
...we're cunts
( PhoenixBlend, Sat 10 May 2008, 9:43, Reply)

We owe it to the country
to walk around wearing bowler hats, pin-stripe suits, and carrying an umbrella. We should greet everyone one with "Bully day, old bean!" or "What ho, chap!".

Then we should be racist, beat our kids, and cheer as we drain the last penny from another third world country.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 10 May 2008, 9:46, Reply)

I agree
seriously
(Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:40, Reply)

"...and a Greek married to the Queen."
And the Queen's German, lest we forget.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Sat 10 May 2008, 11:07, Reply)

how can you tell? "So much incest in that family even the buldog`s got a club foot!"
The late great Vivian Stanshall.

The late Wille Rushton said the queen was " from the house of saxaphone carlsberg" God bless him.
(tootired suppository of all knowledge, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:48, Reply)

The Queen isn't German, she was born in Mayfair, London, of British parents.

In fact, You have to go back to 1760 to find a UK monarch who was born outside of the UK (George II).

Queen Elizabeth II's most recent foreign ancestor was her great-grandmother Princess Alexandra, who was Danish. (Not German).

This would be far enough back for most people to be considered British!

The reason so many think she is German, seems to be that her grandfather changed the family name back to Windsor, from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, in a gesture of patriotism during WW1.

A German name does not make one German, and in any case, Saxe-Coburg-Gotha was never the queen's name.
(brainburger, Sat 10 May 2008, 16:49, Reply)

Indeed
Shes half Scottish if anything..
(Jorvic, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:42, Reply)

Her parents were born in London and Norfolk.
(brainburger, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:12, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha
the working classes do amuse!

OK back to work *shoos with hand*
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 11:49, Reply)

We don't even have
a "sense of humor"
(Cap'n http://www.youtube.com/whycantihavespaces, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:55, Reply)

See below.. These guys and their modern ways.....
More brilliant advice from No Greater Joy, your and my favourite bunch of religious maniacs.
(bluestu, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:38, Reply)

must ... resist ... urge to troll website

( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:04, Reply)

ooh, I hadn't thought of that..
...much.
(bluestu, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:58, Reply)

Woooo Hoooooo
you can just post replys..

MmmWahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 12:06, Reply)

troll?
DOS shurely? jeez what a dumb answer to the womans question. just FUCKING leave him, don't wait for a non-existant god to tell you too.
(Avast help, i am drowning, i am not joking! glug glug gl, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, Reply)

That article was from 1999
/before the world ended and we were judged by the lord and found wanting/blog
( Occulus comes with a bone of his own., Sat 10 May 2008, 8:32, Reply)

And to see the properly bonkers stuff:
www.fstdt.com/fundies/Default.aspx?archive=1

For example:
By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape.
(PunchMyFace you know you want to..., Sat 10 May 2008, 11:29, Reply)

More Religious Lunacy from our friends in the Church
Seen the link on when it's right to beat the crap out of your kids... here's some helpful advice to a mother.

The first few lines of the answer says it all.
(bluestu, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:30, Reply)

hey! this bible thing sounds ok you know!
The Bible clearly teaches that your husband is your head. He has the rule over you. You are to submit to him, obey him, honor him, and never usurp authority over him.
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:46, Reply)

hahaha
and lo, i'm born again!
(Avast help, i am drowning, i am not joking! glug glug gl, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Anteaters in jumpers
ronseal!
(Gratch, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:52, Reply)

haha
that's slightly frightening
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:55, Reply)

hahhahhahaha
captions r plenty
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:04, Reply)

This is how I want an advanced alien race to look...
So us humans feel less inferior...
(Jorvic, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:51, Reply)

that scientist pic thing
on your profile, made me shoot cider out my eyes! :D
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:55, Reply)

hehehe...
if you didn't follow the link... more totally amazing pics here
(londoner, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, Reply)

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaa
www.flickr.com/photos/tamanduagirl/324340421/in/set-72157600208215139/


thanks for that!
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)

I want one!!!
www.flickr.com/photos/tamanduagirl/1481350489/in/set-72157600208215139/
(londoner, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)

Christ yes !
there so cute! but yet a little scary.
i now love anteaters!
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)

there so cuddly looking

( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)

where so cuddly looking?

( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:47, Reply)

Best FA Cup song ever
title says it all
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, Reply)

Hahaahhaha
Hope you win
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Hahaha Glad to see Chippy Alley get a showing
I miss Cardiff :(
( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:24, Reply)

yay
salmonella street ftw!

until about 5 years ago Dorothy's did the best chips in Wales. good times.
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Sat 10 May 2008, 15:17, Reply)

You Bunch of Kunts, Its the Summer, and its Nights..
:)
(Herman the German actually from Nottingham, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Poor damp cat
Utterly resigned to his fate.
(Jimbotfu, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:19, Reply)

Is it me, or is this kitten enjoying a hearty crap and shrugging off all that water?

( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, Reply)

11/10 on fluffness scale!!!
edit: also cute: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmGv13UddQ&feature=related
( Captain Pilchard techno chicken for teh won!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Talk about being zen acceptance, eh?
Have a click. Go on. The cat will only eat it if you don't.

Incidentally, this is the only moggie in the world I can think of that would just sit there. Mine would be after my eyes with her claws. Bath? I think not, foolish human.
(TheFr00n, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:38, Reply)

I love the look in his face!
"When this is over, I will end you."
( Silent5, Sat 10 May 2008, 7:38, Reply)

Yes
That cat is now a hate machine that will run eternally.
( Occulus comes with a bone of his own., Sat 10 May 2008, 8:37, Reply)

I think Pratchett says it best...
When he's talking about Elves in 'Lords and Ladies'. About how they project a glamour to hide what they truly are...

'If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are'

This kitty is saying 'Your death will be painfully slow and silent'

But awww. Wook at de widdle fluff!

By the way, how did your search for 'Wet Pussy' turn out?
( moogthedog, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:34, Reply)

dont feed it after midnight
Gizzzzzzzzzzzmooooooo
(Kingtoke, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:48, Reply)

vision bass radio
d&b mix on....

very good with some old school classics mixed in..

:D
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, Reply)

NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD
Star Wars: Clone Wars
Trailer for the CG Animated Feature
( intesvensk is a sado of his former shelf, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, Reply)

I have a bad feeling about this!
*Geeks out*
( Random Image Read The B3ta/3MY Comic http://tinyurl.com/3f7bss, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Hello?

(IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis patron of the arts, Sun 11 May 2008, 11:05, Reply)

Excellent, thank you.
I've stuck that in my children's bookmark folder. They'll be all surprised when they find that in the morning.
( moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Aww
you's a lubly mum.
(Frozen_Banana has devised the perfect freedom of speech solution, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, Reply)

^what he said^
proper yummy mummy!
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Thank you both
I like having sons. Boys' stuff is much more fun than all that high school musical stuff.
( moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:12, Reply)

I agree!
girls suck!


:D
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:20, Reply)

They have cooties

(Frozen_Banana has devised the perfect freedom of speech solution, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:32, Reply)

thats an STD yes?
no matter i have loads.
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

correct me if im wrong
but wasnt this out just before starwars 3 (or 6 if you go by realse order) as an intermidate for the last 2 films? any one seen the star wars xmas special? bet gerogie boy wishes that never happened!!
www.badmovies.org/movies/swhs/

edit: just found this on play.com, good news for ps3 fans!! not worth its own thread
www.play.com/Games/PlayStation3/4-/5500791/Metal-Gear-Solid-4-Guns-Of-The-Patriots-Limited-Edition/Product.html
( Captain Pilchard techno chicken for teh won!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, Reply)

GINGER NERD!

( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, Reply)

quiet you

( Captain Pilchard techno chicken for teh won!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Do you got thunder and lightning?
its like fecking myanmar here!
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:25, Reply)

cardiff yes
valleys not yet, no sign of it on moziller weather thingy either.. cant wait for it tho!!
( Captain Pilchard techno chicken for teh won!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, Reply)

I haven't seen anything like it!

since last year!

why the fuck did i move to gloucester?

should have listened to the poem.
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, Reply)

welcome to
Uncanny Valley

also - piss off Yahoo, learn to write scripts that work in all browsers
( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:40, Reply)

Important information

( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:15, Reply)

That's horrible.
Why can't I stop laughing?
(Mr. Fisty, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:25, Reply)

This



This a *lot*
( LP, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:05, Reply)

Hahahaha
That's classic. What the hell did she expect from 4chan? Aren't they the lot that posted flashing pictures on epilepsy forums?
(. ., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:37, Reply)

They're a set of cunts
so I wouldn't put it past them.

4chan is the reason I call myself a b3tan rather than a b3tard. I don't want to get confused with a so-called "/b/tard"...
( Mushroom, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:46, Reply)

whats a /b/tard?
i cant be arsed to look at there shitty site..
contents ok but the layout is grim...
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49, Reply)

The content's okay?
Have you ever looked at the content?
( My Future Self is over 40 megafonzies, Sat 10 May 2008, 6:36, Reply)

hahahahahahahahhaha
thats fucking terrible!
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:47, Reply)

t'was on the news here
caused quite a few seizures



still kinda funny though
(The little pink animal is an animator of fluff, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:05, Reply)

O SHIT!




lol
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:41, Reply)

haha
i know i shouldnt, but who cares
( wjh31, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:46, Reply)

The internet is hilerious
I love each moment of it, especially fat people who enrich it further with their sad tales of how they are unable to consume slightly less than a herd of fucking Bison to feel normal everyday, or complete and utter bollocks I am bothering to reply to
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

pfffft!
I love the "Yesterday I found my sister in her room" Twinned with "She commited suicide last year"...TEH MATHZORZ!!11!
( Wildyles is rimming a chimp, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:15, Reply)

EH!
show me?
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:42, Reply)

*unzips*
*shows*
( Wildyles is rimming a chimp, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:37, Reply)

um,
it was "later last night" I think.
( Seventh "Oh cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, Reply)

oh....
*phones opticians*
( Wildyles is rimming a chimp, Sat 10 May 2008, 8:37, Reply)

in b4 harpoons

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:29, Reply)

my mate's radio show (live) ARMED RESPONSE DRUM n BASS 20:00-22:00
Yellow Benzene , DJ Harkonnen & othercunts......if you like that sort of thing
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:18, Reply)

Kaaa Fooosh !
SubCity Up It Funk Sweat !
( Valin . . . Screenning Screens . . ., Fri 9 May 2008, 20:30, Reply)

Doo-doo-doo dudu-dudu-dududu doo-doo-doo dudu-dudu-dududu
gn-tchyr gn-tchyr gn-tchyr gn-tchyr
Woopidee woop woop, woopidee woop woop, woopidee woop woop, wawawaaaaoooooow...

Yes, yes it is Friday!
(Frozen_Banana has devised the perfect freedom of speech solution, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Journey awesomeness
I know the whole miming songs thing is a tad lame, but this is something else

lolz
(sorry if glassy)
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:42, Reply)

o:
That IS Journey.

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6591060065301034403
(akav0id, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:20, Reply)

family guy roolz!
forgin bbc3 have got american dad on instead, the bastards!
american dad is forgin wank!!!
(discodaz ..20p for mayonnaise??! 8===D~ ~ ~, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:07, Reply)

caddy shack!
gonna download this now
(The little pink animal is an animator of fluff, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:06, Reply)

Oh, How i love living in a drunken student town.
Any of you who are lucky enough to live near Winton in Bournemouth may witness this first hand, the shop is too pikey to replace the lost letter and has been like this for weeks
where the classy girls buy their shoes
(ecilA Alice...has nothing to do, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:19, Reply)

There's
one of these in Basildon, I'm surprised they've not lost the S too.
( moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:20, Reply)

all credit for the pic must go to my mate Pinky and her skillful 'though the car window' photoage.
Who took the letter, i don't know, but i shall give them a pat on the back if i meet them.
(ecilA Alice...has nothing to do, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:21, Reply)