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This is a link post OMFG! Microsoft demo at E3 2009
If it wasn't Microsoft, I would've thought it was fake.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't Mircosoft, it is Lionhead

(I helped save b3ta! Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post who are part of Microsoft.
Molyneux is Creative Director at Microsoft Game Studios now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right, didn't know that. Been out of the gaming loop for years

(I helped save b3ta! Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Claire: would.

(I helped save b3ta! United Turnips, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlucky
Shes off interracting with a ten year old boy
 (Lesbian Ham Exit, pursued by a bear on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post She'll get bored eventually, and seek the company of a proper gentleman.
She's welcome to give me a call though if she can't find one.
 (I helped save b3ta! United Turnips, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was microsoft it would have blue screened after 2 seconds
Quite interesting but Id like to see a demo with real people not paid demonstrators
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Turkey Boy will not be eaten this Christmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and the Sony Eyetoy came out in 2002

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post but that only measured movement
Natal measures movement, colour, depth, speed, can do live motion capture, facial recognition, multiple users, gestures, work in the dark, and wash your dishes.

I'm still going to call shenanigans on this one as it's Lionhead and you can rarely trust their demos, but the technology behind this is way beyond the 2002 eye-toy, which despite being derided as a gimmick sold millions.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
If the girl on the screen was really 'looking' at the blonde, she'd also be 'looking' at the viewer, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah don't trust Lionhead
I don't call 100% shenanigans. Ol' Petey is very well intentioned and I'm sure is completely sincere in his intention to deliver what we're seeing but he never has before and never will. Their ambition outstrips their ability. Which is not inconsiderable, their ambition just outstrips anyone's ability.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this is bound
to stop human reproduction in its tracks. Why bother with real kids when you can have this one?
 (mortdubois lacks imagination, doesn't play well with others, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post Another unfortunate name

(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post belief systems a tad unfortunate too

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Satanic blob lives in the sewers
Run for the hills.
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG!
\0/

*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a viral
and has been posted many times before
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a viral

(mookay pick em up picklehead, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What exactly constitutes a viral?
This is quite well established to be a real phenomenon...
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post A viral is a video / photo that has got very popular on the internet
although recently a viral has been associated with companies making videos deliberately for viral marketing purposes.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The monkey man was quite obviously
referring to viral advertising.
 (mookay pick em up picklehead, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i see what you did
its a worm
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it had been proven to be a fake video

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just tubifex worms

(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post in that case
I never want to go near companies who sell tubifex worms for fish food,
images of Ailen and some very wrong manga come to mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post it not
its a viral
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a viral

(mookay pick em up picklehead, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post I tried to make cherry jam I made this!
ended up making cherry caramel. Which, is really nice. Sadly I now have a Jam Jar filled with caramel. Not the easiest to deal with. :D
twitpic.com/9a54g
in 9 months time I will be cracking into these babies. Edit: That would be rum, cherries and sugar.
That is all.
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a sugar thermometer for jam making
I've also been picking cherries this week but use gin instead of rum.I find that bird cherries or ornamental cherries taste best

Edit: If you can't wait 9 months try filling a jam jar 1/3 of sultanas, 2/3 of gin (no sugar). @ 5 days later eat sultanas with thick (clotted) cream and drink the gin as a liqueur
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
heh, nice. I prefer the fun of chancing it.
I now have a very nice cherry caramel because. But thank you for the advice.

I think ours are bird cherries.

9 months - an exciting wait. :)
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post A very odd film from 1943
called "Meshes Of The Afternoon". Interesting to see what some people were up to whilst the rest of the world was fighting a war...
(Flobbit my arse is on fire, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post looks better than transformers 2

(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You can say that about anything
This, for example. (NSFW)
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That movie is played in a loop at the Tate Modern
Somehow I've always missed the bit with that streched arm at the beginning.
 (I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 2:00, Reply)
This is a link post I officially own the cutest cat in the world I made this!
A slight reprise on my earlier video "Jessie Wants Some Attention", I give you "Jessie Still Wants Some Attention", starring Jessie and Mr t0ria.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You should teach it to "Oi!"
instead of meow ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A dog would

(I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I just asked her if she would consider it.
She said "mrrrrow", which I think is a no.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post An heroric attempt to resist the cat's evil charms.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Sticks™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He appears very well trained
He almost lasted two minutes!
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post awww :)
/click
 (I helped save b3ta! sock is sock, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cat needs hugs
cat gets hugs. Job done.
 (I helped save b3ta! sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ours just brought a mouse in :(
and loves my smelly feet O.o

he also drinks beer if left unattended. everyone says how appropriate it is that on my new cats first visit (its someone elses uncared for cat that moved in) he ran straight to the beer bottle and started trying to neck it :D

if i ignored him like you he would huff and just go find someone who 'REALLY loved him', he's that camp...

edit: and so SWEEEET. dont ignore him again you bad man (unless hiding treats in hand while doing so :D)
 (dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a link post A song for all you BlackBerry users.
Sorry to delete the last post. I was having problems changing the URL.
b3ta.creation needs a code which I'm still waiting for. Hopefully this will work in the meantime. If not, mods - feel free to delete.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post What would you do? I made this!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post Electric Six vs The Network - "Gay Network" I made this!
"Gay Bar" by Electric Six vs "Roshambo" by The Network (a Green Day side project) mixed by me!

Video edited together by me from Electric Six's video for Gay Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous!
And the first time I've seen the forbidden 'something to put in you' objects. I was shocked! :o
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post And how do they plan to get the hamster out?

(I helped save b3ta! Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post According to interweb folklore
with a match and a sunflower seed...
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a lot of effort.
Wouldn't a jolly great guff do the trick?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post thats fecking awesome man! CLICK!
The newsletter should really have a b3tan music section, i vote this and the paint it black one by p3te
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post This guy will grow the tash and change his name to ned flanders if 100,000 join
Arsebook group I'm afraid but I can't help thinking that the chances of him getting 100,000 people are very low so chances of his name change are minimal. Anyway can the result be fixed?
 (I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe ho ho Merry Xmas Being clever is not as clever as being, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me
2 kids sing their song "I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me"
(threefour, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe a little to much of these bad boy recipes
thisiswhyyourefat.com/

:D fun song
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this is actually genuinely very good.
haha, good work kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post top work friz

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! combatcameraman He who laughs last thinks slowest!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Naughty!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post not just fat sonny
you're ginger too .


Good effort though .
 (I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post the new frank black
frank ginger?
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This is flippin ace
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like this.
Yes I do.
 (The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Nada Surf's 'Popular'
which is ironic, I suppose...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing pics of Russian volcano.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad Christmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Foo Fighters covering Stairway To Heaven.
If anyone can get away with butchering such a famous song it's Dave Grohl. At least he butchers it in style.
Make sure you watch til the solo!
(Theophilous "Merry Jesus's birthday, and a Happy Dawning of a New Solar Revolution" Thunderwulf needs a better camera, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes
You're right - anybody else would have deserved a slap, but there's something about Dave Grohl's cheeky demeanour you can't help but like.

I'm sure he does know the song better than that, but he was playing it for the laughs because the truth is he's no sensitive guitar picker; he's an ace drummer.
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that he did it
because he was sick of kids playing it really badly - it was more a pisstake out of them
 (I helped save b3ta! WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like this version.
So I will watch it again now :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Ok to like Dave Grohl
but think that foo fighters are crap?
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post damn!
that drummers got a mighty good groove going on in the background even if it is a pisstake!
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post did you see this in the related
not bad

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSmCAnYlsK0
 (31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a link post Upgrade Complete
A nice little timewaster of a game - don't forget to upgrade the graphics.

The ending is awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've played through this twice
I love it, a great timewaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kingdom Oblivion Had a weird dream at, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I upgraded my ending
Well worth the cash there i think!!
 (magictoast, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post great fun!

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I just wasted an hour on this thing but the upgraded ending made it all worth while! I ROCK!!
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Water flavor EP from Sour
The video is rather special.

And the most adorable story ever told.

www.wimp.com/littlestory/
 (Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That girl with the story is remarkable
She can speak French so well at that age
 (Sexy goat buman is exploding forth with great enthusiasm, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post she's german
they teach kids other languages early in germany.
 (tickle eye diddly eye di, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post No she's not!
It's quite clearly French. Manges les bebes!
 (Dr.Tomzo was sick on a widow on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post Future Drum + Synth Pads!
Awesome site that transforms your keyboard into a drum and synth pad - some really cool Daft Punk-esque sounds. Give it a try, if only to annoy your missus ;)

GC says 6th March so some people might not of seen it
 (I helped save b3ta! hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post damm, she just looks amused

(Littlesirjohn is the strongest man at last, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a link post Satire, the best form of comedy.
Probably GC for any of you who have already seen it :)
(RobbJ, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post Workplace Safety - Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
I'm so glad I don't work at this place!
(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha
best ever!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post place is a goddamn deathtrap!

(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
full of divs too
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes!
Staplerfahrer Klaus is another great one.
 (benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the original!!
another very funny blood fest
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Genius, I'll never be complacement again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post O.O
that is the greatest thing i have ever seen ever!

i can't stop laughing! help me! :D
 (dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy with the nail in the eye is actually a proper actor
currently appearing at the royal shakespeare theatre in a production of Hamlet
 (I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post as Yorick

(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Great find!
Excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ATTENTION: THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR ALL FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE
STOP DOING FUCKING STUPID STUFF.


(Is it me, or has the guy who lost his arm about 1/3 of the way in got mostly better by 2/3 in? It seems only to be his fingers that haven't grown back. That said, the gas canister torpedo is excellent!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cock of glass?
I was thought it was here where I did see this previously.

Still funny though and stuff
 (Sexy goat buman is exploding forth with great enthusiasm, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It was, just the other day
along with Klaus the forklift driver
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post Cat On Question Time

(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
stealth cat :o
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :o)
Question Time can be a goldmine for inappropriate lols - as demonstrated here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=59mUD33thLw
 (I helped save b3ta! hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post KITTEH!
Took some spotting!
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It happens at other TV stations too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRheznouDtI
 (Scary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:55, Reply)

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