A terrifying little movie wot I made...
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He's lost his edge he just fucks around like any other cat
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)
*sends a morse code to the 'B3ta Maru Appreciation Society'*
... --- -- . -... --- -.. -.-- .... .- - . ... -- .- .-. ..-
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)
Maru is NOT boring.
He does seem to be getting fatter though. Just me?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Maru is the best cat.
Though I only say that because my cat is curled up in the other direction and can't see. Sorry Pixel :s
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)
He brings nothing to this world anymore.
We should just pair him up with a couple of bricks and put him in a burlap sack dump him in a river and be done with it
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)
It's people like you that are responsible for the sorry state of commercial tv in this country!
Harumph! ;)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)
or something equally as hilarious than maybe just maybe I'll forgive him
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Atleast it will give him an edge over, UMM let's see, every other cat in the world
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)
But that's got as much chance as happening.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)
"NuffMuff"
To tell you I've ignored you!
LA LA LA LAH! I'm not listening anymore - I can't hear you!
I mean it, I really can't hear you!
LA LA LA LA LAH!!
*pokes fingers in ears*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
I'm going to ignore the un-ignore then re-ignore you for ignoring then un-ignoring then probably re-ignoring me.
So HA!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)
I can't hear or see what you say.
--$ o o $--
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(that's me with my fingers in my ears if you can't see it)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)
except this cat is also well over weight.
Fat little fucker, surprised it can actually move to be honest.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)
If you snorted half your own body weight in 'Cat-Nip' on a daily basis,
don't you think you might put on a little bit of weight?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)
GC But it doesn't matter....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
a few months ago. This video made me smile and made it hurt a little less. Thanks Alan Partridge
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)
BBC Reporter harassed by drunken thugs - until he kicks them in the balls with his karate skills.
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Lacks somone closing the garden gate at the denoument, though.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
I just wish all scumbag chavs could be kicked in the balls and then arrested for good measure.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Shame thye got such shit sentences though
"McKenna was giving a community order for 18 months with supervision and 14 hours unpaid work at Manchester Crown Court on October 22.
Nugent was also given an 18-month community order with supervision. "
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Amazing_video_of_BBC_presenter_flooring_yob_kung-fu_style&in_article_id=761801&in_page_id=34
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
I'[m been searching for this story on the BBC website but it's not there. (saw it on the fail but there's been too many links to there today)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)
I saw it on the fail too... but didn't want to sully b3ta with more links to there!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Ending: "Get in the back of the van"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)
I think you'll find they do have a massive concern here!
Have you actually read the FAQ, it's right near the Ginger People section....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)
At last, the recognition we truly deserve!
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because he was carrying £20,000 worth of equipment on his shoulder
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)
Only thing is, if your average (non-BBC presenter or other kind of celebrity) pedestrian did that, they would probably be the ones ending up with a sentence..
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Out of interest, what side are you taking with this?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)
The Lacist Nazi wants to send The Welsh back!
Can you not see that, Boy'o?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)
They took our jobs!
Dey dook arr jabs!
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Bastards
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)
do you mean "I'm now..." or "I'm not..."
Makes a big difference, you see.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)
is this the one where they go down Wembley road moaning about forrins ?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)
And has the cheek to waffle on in Forrin (sorry Welsh people) about Forrins.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)
also I loved that he had to the last section in a forrin language incase some English people heard him
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)
It rather neatly defines the problem from the BNP point of view - it's not changes in culture that bother them, it's seeing lots of people with brown skin.
Racist cunts make me fucking sick. I'd much rather live in a town where I'm the only white person for a hundred miles than in whichever village raised that particular idiot.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)
and settle in another country they have grouped together.
Driving down a road in an area known as a grouping area for a racial group you will see a lot of them.
If you go to Chinatown you will see loads of Chinese!
Doesn't mean they are invading the country.
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"Visitors will not see any british people"
How does he know? Did he ask any of them what nationality they are? Or did he perhaps make a snap judgement based on their clothes and skin colour?
At least they're kind of open about it though - clearly being racist rather than trying to dress it up something more acceptable, a la griffn.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)
It's been dictated by vocal dickheads who don't realise that more immigration is the best solution to the demographic problems facing the country.
The rise in the population isn't due to immigration or a high birthrate: it's due to people living longer. The birth rate is just below replacement level at the moment, and is projected to fall. This is at exactly the same time as the number of pensioners rises, because they think that they have a right to retire at 60 and live off the State for anything up to 30 years.
Somehow, that has to be paid for. One solution is much higher taxation and NI - but this is counterproductive. The other is some kind of attempt to influence the demographic balance.
Immigration is not bad for the economy. It's vital for it. Immigration policy has been a disaster, though, because voters are, on the whole, not aware of the full picture.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)
use considered argument and thought to a conversation about immigration!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)
Who cost.
Who pays? My money is on hard working immigrants.
What would I know, only having actual stats to hand...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)
Coming over here, propping up our welfare state while doing menial jobs for all the hours god sends in the hope that maybe their children or grandchildren will be able to become a doctor or summick. It's not that I've got anything against that as such... but it's just not the British way, is it?
Bastards. Hanging's too good for 'em.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)
I worry about these things.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Hell yes.
And then I shall dribble on my keyboard.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
swine. Try your best to disregard them and make something up instead please.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Forrins eat white babies. That's what happened to Maddie.
It's true, some bloke down the pub said so...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
coming over here, supporting our pensioners, paying taxes and all that.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)
Cheating is immoral, therefore using rational argument and considered thought is immoral by association. You have just proven that intelligence is immoral and should be stamped out!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)
www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/news/story.aspx?brand=EADOnline&category=News&tBrand=EADOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED29%20Oct%202009%2022%3A58%3A34%3A750
David Lucas is a BNP Activist who stood as one of the eastern region British National Party (BNP) candidates for the European elections in June, he is also a Lakenheath parish councillor. Mr Lucas has been arressted for several firearm and explosive offences.
In 2005 he was in trouble with the law for building gallows and selling them to African countries with poor human rights records.
But last night the BNP accused Suffolk Constabulary of persecuting Lucas because he stood for the far-right party.
(hideously paraphrased and recut version of the article)
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of the regulars thundering down a hill, swinging from gallows.
To be fair, I'd finally watch LOTSW if that happened....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)
but only if she turns out ginger.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)
1) she had dark hair
2) she didn't seem that into me.
I'm still working on it Monty!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, Reply)
I shall resort to whiney pleading.
Which - hopefully - counts as slightly classier than rohypnol.
But only just....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)
"Does this rag smell of chloraform?"
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)
I came for the funny videos of kittens,
I stayed for the sensible relationship advice...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Taking all our jobs and women folk! etc, etc
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Using Welsh because they think they could be attacked for their racist views by a bunch of 'forrins', who according to them probably haven't bothered to learn English...
Spectacular fail on every level.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)
I used to work with an Indian guy, a Sikh. Most mild mannered guy around. Then one year he insisted we remove the christmas decorations we had put up near his desk. We were stunned. On further enquiry we discovered that it was because they were green, the 'colour' of Pakistan and he refused to sit below them. We replaced them with a different colour and he was fine after that. I saw him very differently though.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
I'm banning anyone from wearing red at my wedding cos that's the colour of Arse**l
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
I thought they'd have made sure they got a 'White Lines removed' sign into view... What a bunch of plonkers they are :)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)
holy shit! I'm moving to Spain
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)
maybe outside a mosque when all these people would be coming out at the same time and going back to work?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)
Wembley is like that, as is Southall. They were outside the Muslim centre though, so you might expect a high proportion of Muslims!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
all normal people would be at work - this lot are obviously NOT WORKING and NOT PAYING TAXES and instead are FEARLESSLY SPONGING off the state - one of them is even USING OUR BUS STOP - I mean, kids have to use that!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)
What I found hilarious is that he was saying that 'it's not our country any more' seems to miss the fact that Wales was formed from the Anglo-Roman push westward into Britain, that changed Wembley from what was Wales (Brython land) into England.
I like to think his grasp of these subtleties is so exact that he was having a dig at the white people there...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:11, Reply)
That bastion of science the Fail has a new treatment to try...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)
"Dr Sister says: 'I thought, if serum therapy was good enough for bones and soft tissue like gums, then it could do even better in the skin.'"
Thank you for your wonderful science, Dr Sister!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)
"Several Studies Indicate"....
This science has not yet reached the heady realms of "research has shown"
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It's only empirical facts anyway. Made up stuff is far more interesting.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)
Media studies graduate moans about the recession, sounds like a cockbeard, gets amusing internet paddling.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)
billy.
I hope to Christ he isn't writing scripts with all those question marks.
Q. Just how much worst can it get?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)
One pal has been unemployed for close to five years, has applied for many jobs in different areas (his original job was working in a bank), had numerous interviews and yet is stuck at home with his daughter whilst his wife works. How humiliating must this be? Without offending any possible women out there with banter of equal opportunity and all that, a man should feel that he can provide for his family, be the bread winner.
The "any possible women out there" aspect of this is a gem...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Poor exstudent cant get a job.
At least he doesn't have 15 years experience plus a mortgage/family or other responsibilities and still cant get a job due to his market imploding.
/graphic design blog
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Not someone who won't get any voluntary experience straight out of uni.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)
But I do like Goats, they know where it's at.
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..now make us a cup of tea love. There's a dear!
/sexist pig blog
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)
You're brave!
Careful, you don't want to try and do more than one thing at once now, do you?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:16, Reply)
'cos I've got the Pennines acting as protection.
If I was over t'other side, I'd be asking you if you took milk and how many sugars :)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)
Look a goat, known to be adept at climbing... is climbing. What a fucking riot.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)
...but how does it get back down?
THAT video would be funny
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Well, I can actually. I just can't believe the eejit's running for parliament.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)
Wonderfully done.
Smeaton vs. Sheridan... they really should decide that one with a fight to the death.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)
I know there have been loads of these, so I figured I'd enter into the fray with my take on it all.
I'll have a McFuckall like the picture please.
*NSFW due to swearies*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:30, Reply)
that advert makes me want to stick my hand down ronald mcdonald's throat and pull his arse out through his mouth so I can kick him up the arse and in the teeth at the same time
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)
i haven't seen the actual ad but thats the best version i've seen so far.
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..who is probably the nicest guy in the World yet will be bullied beyond repair during his school days.
Makes me weep :(
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that only alcohol or drugs will drag him out of his miserable existence..
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)
...this kid is a bit dippy. Sweet, but definitely dippy.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:15, Reply)
5th August, 2042: Matt and Stu are fax machine repairmen. They've been called out on a job that will change their lives.
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Creepy stop/motion video. NSFW for subtitle sweary-weary.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This movie is at the moment part of the "Illustrative 2009" exhibition in Berlin. If you have the chance to get there, do it. They exhibit some qutie good artists.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:53, Reply)
No laughs in this. An important issue if you have kids. The anti-vax argument in the UK is thankfully drying out now that Dr Wakefield's anti-MMR research was exposed as faked. It's still a huge issue in the USA, hence the vid.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)
oh well, that's 265 people out of the gene pool in 2-3 years?
I hazard a guess that more people die from crossing the road and getting run over.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Its a little harsh attributing the list to her name but is fair enough i guess given her ridiculous ramblings and outspoken public persona..
Still would though... No vaccine for the clap... that'd learn her
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)
if there were a way of dissassociating the brain from the quim, certainly. Doesn't do any favours for the blonde stereotype.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:53, Reply)
that's merely a matter of speculation.
That counter was going up so slowly it had to spread it out through the course of several minutes. I was expecting it to be in the region of thousands.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)
... it was Jenni Barnett here who made some pig ignorant comments
about the MMR jabs.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)
celebs have more media currency than the medics who actually know what they're talking about.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:54, Reply)
Most people who's kids have Autism blame it on something other than the fact they have bad genes.
After all if it's genetic then it must be the parents fault, and they can't be to blame can they?
My cousin was diagnosed with mild autism by his school psychologist, My Uncles solution? Remove my cousin from the school and put him in a different one. So now he gets no help and is struggling.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:34, Reply)
fuck sakes, stuff like this paints autistics out as lepers...most of them function pretty darn well, and have better insight into a lot of things than normal people.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)
but there's lots that have severely impaired lives. The spectrum is huge.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
It's just as guilty of sensationalising the argument as the anti-vaccination people, and flashing up a nice little series of numbers too quick for anyone to take in what they're supposed to represent (and not citing any references for them) before blaming Jenny McCarthy singlehandedly for causing them is insulting to science, and deeply counter-productive to the argument it's supposedly trying to advance.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)
There are stats to support the body count:
www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Jenny_McCarthy_Body_Count/Home.html
The hysterical bullshit is being pushed heavily by a large proportion of the scientific community, particularly those who have to pick up the pieces left by the anti-vaxxers.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)
I'm sure a few of you may have heard about/seen this. I was walking around Fitzrovia on Sat night after leaving a very crap Halloween party and saw that the BT Tower was lit up like a Xmas tree. Thought I would take a closer look. As I walked up to the base a couple of guys came out of a side door and said 'stick around for 10 mins, there's a firework display". So the five of us lay in the street with phones in hand to film. Thought it looked kinda cool.
Cheers R_44 x
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Yea the biggest magenta cock London has seen since Simply red.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)
We were in Potion bar and popped out for a cig. After, I checked the googlegod to see what it was about and saw we were promised a pyrotechnic display lighting up Lodon's skyline. It was cool, but I expected MORE!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)
what was it for? who paid for it?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)
London Olympic Commitee - 1000 days to go until the Olympics I think.
\maybewrongblog
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)
I think it is a sign that I must be getting old...I now look at fireworks exploding and instead of thinking oooohhhhhh I now find my self thinking Blimey! that must have cost a bit, was it really worth it, some people more money than sense.....ad inf
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)
Although I bet that everyone in the neighbouring buildings absolutely dropped their load when that first big salvo went off - 9/11 all over again!
Also - here's one I caught in France on Russian New Year in January. Very lovely heart-shaped firework :)

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)
They had these heart shaped ones at the Clapham Common fireworks the other year. V nice.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)
but pretty cool nonetheless.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:47, Reply)
About overclocking with liquid nitrogen. yes BBC link, seen by billions, but some of you might have missed it...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)
"It can be dangerous if done without the correct safety precautions." Cue massively dangerous pouring of liquid nitrogen from very big thing to very small thing.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)
And possibly develop necrosis of the stomach and esophagus.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)
"It can be [dangerous] if it's done without the correct safety precautions" while someone pours nitrogen from a dure into a thermos with no gloves on.
I handle this stuff quite often - it's easy to become complacent about it, but its still dangerous stuff.
Edit - Have a liquid Nitrogen experiment video - www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/garage-science/exp/light-bubls-in-liquid-nitrogen/
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)
"Father Tucker the Child Fucker" flash cartoon.
GC, but hasn't been posted for a while.
NSFW for being generally twisted.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jHqndf9Kx4&feature=related
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