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This is a link post Ouija (not for the fainthearted!) I made this!
A terrifying little movie wot I made...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah!
Thats really good! Made me laugh, have a click!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Most silly.

*Click*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post MARU getting High on his own supply!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This cat is a bit boring now
He's lost his edge he just fucks around like any other cat
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT!
*sends a morse code to the 'B3ta Maru Appreciation Society'*

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(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post -.. --- --. ... .- .-. . -... . - - . .-. - .... .- -. ... .... .. - - -.-- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. -.-. .- - ...

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What?!
Maru is NOT boring.


He does seem to be getting fatter though. Just me?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fatter
Maru = Fatbellygutbucket
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah.
Maru is the best cat.

Though I only say that because my cat is curled up in the other direction and can't see. Sorry Pixel :s
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*
Pixel is a brilliant cat name...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This :)

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean it
He brings nothing to this world anymore.

We should just pair him up with a couple of bricks and put him in a burlap sack dump him in a river and be done with it
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, a couple of bad episodes and you right him off
It's people like you that are responsible for the sorry state of commercial tv in this country!

Harumph! ;)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If he stuck on a top hat
or something equally as hilarious than maybe just maybe I'll forgive him
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's silly

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
Atleast it will give him an edge over, UMM let's see, every other cat in the world
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He would if he published a paper on unified quantum theory, too
But that's got as much chance as happening.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I just un-ignored you
"NuffMuff"

To tell you I've ignored you!


LA LA LA LAH! I'm not listening anymore - I can't hear you!
I mean it, I really can't hear you!

LA LA LA LA LAH!!


*pokes fingers in ears*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastard
I'm going to ignore the un-ignore then re-ignore you for ignoring then un-ignoring then probably re-ignoring me.

So HA!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post DAMN YOU!
And your Ignoring Skillz....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why your replying
I can't hear or see what you say.

--$ o o $--
........7
........~

(that's me with my fingers in my ears if you can't see it)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post MUUURRRGGHHH!
*shakes fist*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
except this cat is also well over weight.

Fat little fucker, surprised it can actually move to be honest.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Think about it?!
If you snorted half your own body weight in 'Cat-Nip' on a daily basis,
don't you think you might put on a little bit of weight?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
yeah you're right. Maru needs to go to rehab!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a link post I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiiiiiiike!!!
GC But it doesn't matter....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i trod on a big fuckoff nail
a few months ago. This video made me smile and made it hurt a little less. Thanks Alan Partridge
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post But you couldn't present a... cat!
Love the Partridge.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Don't mess with Paresh Patel
BBC Reporter harassed by drunken thugs - until he kicks them in the balls with his karate skills.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Lacks somone closing the garden gate at the denoument, though.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha Brilliant
I just wish all scumbag chavs could be kicked in the balls and then arrested for good measure.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha quality!
Shame thye got such shit sentences though

"McKenna was giving a community order for 18 months with supervision and 14 hours unpaid work at Manchester Crown Court on October 22.

Nugent was also given an 18-month community order with supervision. "
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Amazing_video_of_BBC_presenter_flooring_yob_kung-fu_style&in_article_id=761801&in_page_id=34
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
you get more than that for not paying your TV licence
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny enough
I'[m been searching for this story on the BBC website but it's not there. (saw it on the fail but there's been too many links to there today)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post to be honest
I saw it on the fail too... but didn't want to sully b3ta with more links to there!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha :D
Ending: "Get in the back of the van"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
Time to drag This old one out : )
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
Edit: damn, beaten to it by mr chutney
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :D sorry fella, still
great minds and all that...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post great minds think alike...
...but fools seldom differ
/dribble
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Transvestites
and bacon
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ...what you get up to in your own time
is of no concern here
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "Transvestites" and "Bacon" have no concern here?
I think you'll find they do have a massive concern here!
Have you actually read the FAQ, it's right near the Ginger People section....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a ginger people section?
At last, the recognition we truly deserve!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post have...
some of that.

/FULL.POINT!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post why is that cameraman just stood by, watching his colleague take that sort of abuse?

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
because he was carrying £20,000 worth of equipment on his shoulder
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yup. this.

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
Only thing is, if your average (non-BBC presenter or other kind of celebrity) pedestrian did that, they would probably be the ones ending up with a sentence..
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Where do I sign up?
(funny name corner)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ironic
to a fair degree

: )
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post South Wales BNP record footage to back up Nick Griffins statement about London

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post eh? Did this vanish and come back again?
Out of interest, what side are you taking with this?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's obvious to most of us!
The Lacist Nazi wants to send The Welsh back!

Can you not see that, Boy'o?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The eat our leeks, chat up our women and - worst of all -
They took our jobs!
Dey dook arr jabs!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And then they have the audacity to try and sing songs and play Rugby!!
Bastards
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
dey dook arrr jaaabs!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no in favour of no nazis if that's what you mean

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm double
negatives you have
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ...but

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post By "I'm no..."
do you mean "I'm now..." or "I'm not..."
Makes a big difference, you see.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this earlier on somewhere ...
is this the one where they go down Wembley road moaning about forrins ?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yep lol

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
And has the cheek to waffle on in Forrin (sorry Welsh people) about Forrins.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post NO ROAD MARKINGS
Horrific!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
"Wembley was a Mecca for football..."
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
also I loved that he had to the last section in a forrin language incase some English people heard him
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Priceless :D

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post the stabbing irony of it :)
hello
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
It rather neatly defines the problem from the BNP point of view - it's not changes in culture that bother them, it's seeing lots of people with brown skin.

Racist cunts make me fucking sick. I'd much rather live in a town where I'm the only white person for a hundred miles than in whichever village raised that particular idiot.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG streets full of brits!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like being in Spain !!!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
:D
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!!
*would click if could*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
wonderful!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Since man first learned to get in a boat
and settle in another country they have grouped together.
Driving down a road in an area known as a grouping area for a racial group you will see a lot of them.
If you go to Chinatown you will see loads of Chinese!
Doesn't mean they are invading the country.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah yeah
what does he expect, filming outside a mosque? bees?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha - superb :)

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't help themselves, do they?
"Visitors will not see any british people"

How does he know? Did he ask any of them what nationality they are? Or did he perhaps make a snap judgement based on their clothes and skin colour?

At least they're kind of open about it though - clearly being racist rather than trying to dress it up something more acceptable, a la griffn.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Immigration policy has been a disaster.
It's been dictated by vocal dickheads who don't realise that more immigration is the best solution to the demographic problems facing the country.

The rise in the population isn't due to immigration or a high birthrate: it's due to people living longer. The birth rate is just below replacement level at the moment, and is projected to fall. This is at exactly the same time as the number of pensioners rises, because they think that they have a right to retire at 60 and live off the State for anything up to 30 years.

Somehow, that has to be paid for. One solution is much higher taxation and NI - but this is counterproductive. The other is some kind of attempt to influence the demographic balance.

Immigration is not bad for the economy. It's vital for it. Immigration policy has been a disaster, though, because voters are, on the whole, not aware of the full picture.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you
use considered argument and thought to a conversation about immigration!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Soon to be the largst part of the population = old people
Who cost.
Who pays? My money is on hard working immigrants.

What would I know, only having actual stats to hand...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody darkies
Coming over here, propping up our welfare state while doing menial jobs for all the hours god sends in the hope that maybe their children or grandchildren will be able to become a doctor or summick. It's not that I've got anything against that as such... but it's just not the British way, is it?

Bastards. Hanging's too good for 'em.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that going to be misconstrued by stupid people?
I worry about these things.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post As the resident b3ta stupid person may I just say
Hell yes.


And then I shall dribble on my keyboard.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You
swine. Try your best to disregard them and make something up instead please.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post OK then
Forrins eat white babies. That's what happened to Maddie.
It's true, some bloke down the pub said so...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it!
Much better, B+
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody immigrants...
coming over here, supporting our pensioners, paying taxes and all that.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft..

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
It feels like cheating, somehow.






Oh, well.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ok then.
Cheating is immoral, therefore using rational argument and considered thought is immoral by association. You have just proven that intelligence is immoral and should be stamped out!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very
well said.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow this story seems to have been missed by people
www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/news/story.aspx?brand=EADOnline&category=News&tBrand=EADOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED29%20Oct%202009%2022%3A58%3A34%3A750

David Lucas is a BNP Activist who stood as one of the eastern region British National Party (BNP) candidates for the European elections in June, he is also a Lakenheath parish councillor. Mr Lucas has been arressted for several firearm and explosive offences.

In 2005 he was in trouble with the law for building gallows and selling them to African countries with poor human rights records.

But last night the BNP accused Suffolk Constabulary of persecuting Lucas because he stood for the far-right party.

(hideously paraphrased and recut version of the article)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks well Hot!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh Shexy!
Can someone make him into a new b3ta icon please?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, the BNP version of Last Of The Summer Wine is a little edgier

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'v now got this mental image
of the regulars thundering down a hill, swinging from gallows.



To be fair, I'd finally watch LOTSW if that happened....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He might Breed with your daughter.....
..........One day
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post My daughter has been promised to Monty Props
but only if she turns out ginger.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Any news yet?
I need to satiate my ginger need.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I was chatting to a nice girl only this weekend. Sadly,
1) she had dark hair
2) she didn't seem that into me.

I'm still working on it Monty!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*
Use rohypnol if you have to.

We have a DEAL.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to us charm. Failing that,
I shall resort to whiney pleading.

Which - hopefully - counts as slightly classier than rohypnol.
But only just....
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Just use the 100% garrenteed to work chatup line
"Does this rag smell of chloraform?"
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post /links
I came for the funny videos of kittens,
I stayed for the sensible relationship advice...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But then there will be a whole Ginger Family!!
Taking all our jobs and women folk! etc, etc
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the internet presence that worries me

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Using Welsh because they think they could be attacked for their racist views by a bunch of 'forrins', who according to them probably haven't bothered to learn English...

Spectacular fail on every level.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hatred really doesn't follow logic
I used to work with an Indian guy, a Sikh. Most mild mannered guy around. Then one year he insisted we remove the christmas decorations we had put up near his desk. We were stunned. On further enquiry we discovered that it was because they were green, the 'colour' of Pakistan and he refused to sit below them. We replaced them with a different colour and he was fine after that. I saw him very differently though.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fair enough
I'm banning anyone from wearing red at my wedding cos that's the colour of Arse**l
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post arsehol?

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised they incluced the shots of those road signs in the first part of that video going down the street...
I thought they'd have made sure they got a 'White Lines removed' sign into view... What a bunch of plonkers they are :)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post even the road markings have been ethnically cleansed!
holy shit! I'm moving to Spain
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if this was done on a friday afternoon
maybe outside a mosque when all these people would be coming out at the same time and going back to work?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think so
Wembley is like that, as is Southall. They were outside the Muslim centre though, so you might expect a high proportion of Muslims!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post nonsense
all normal people would be at work - this lot are obviously NOT WORKING and NOT PAYING TAXES and instead are FEARLESSLY SPONGING off the state - one of them is even USING OUR BUS STOP - I mean, kids have to use that!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post MAJOR METROPOLITAN CENTRE ATTRACTS PEOPLE FROM OVERSEAS SHOCK!!1!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post win.

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody taffs get everywhere

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post As the welshest man alive (tm)
What I found hilarious is that he was saying that 'it's not our country any more' seems to miss the fact that Wales was formed from the Anglo-Roman push westward into Britain, that changed Wembley from what was Wales (Brython land) into England.

I like to think his grasp of these subtleties is so exact that he was having a dig at the white people there...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:11, Reply)
This is a link post WTF! beauty treatment
That bastion of science the Fail has a new treatment to try...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Dr Sister says: 'I thought, if serum therapy was good enough for bones and soft tissue like gums, then it could do even better in the skin.'"

Thank you for your wonderful science, Dr Sister!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Several Studies Indicate"....

This science has not yet reached the heady realms of "research has shown"
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck science.
It's only empirical facts anyway. Made up stuff is far more interesting.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where did that BNP link go???????????????????/
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post gone with the wind...

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post and its back

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post The New Max Gogarty
Media studies graduate moans about the recession, sounds like a cockbeard, gets amusing internet paddling.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What a silly
billy.

I hope to Christ he isn't writing scripts with all those question marks.

Q. Just how much worst can it get?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And he doesn't like cats,
but likes U2.
What an utter nob!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the comments
what a knobber.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, dear...
One pal has been unemployed for close to five years, has applied for many jobs in different areas (his original job was working in a bank), had numerous interviews and yet is stuck at home with his daughter whilst his wife works. How humiliating must this be? Without offending any possible women out there with banter of equal opportunity and all that, a man should feel that he can provide for his family, be the bread winner.

The "any possible women out there" aspect of this is a gem...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Boohoo
Poor exstudent cant get a job.

At least he doesn't have 15 years experience plus a mortgage/family or other responsibilities and still cant get a job due to his market imploding.
/graphic design blog
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Now THIS I sympathise with
Not someone who won't get any voluntary experience straight out of uni.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post Ladder-Goat
It's really not that funny...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post There is really no need for that laugh....
But I do like Goats, they know where it's at.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *stares at goat*

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Only men are allowed to stare at goats. There's a law, or summat...
..now make us a cup of tea love. There's a dear!




/sexist pig blog
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh!
You're brave!
Careful, you don't want to try and do more than one thing at once now, do you?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm only being brave
'cos I've got the Pennines acting as protection.
If I was over t'other side, I'd be asking you if you took milk and how many sugars :)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I fear that if the guy laughing saw the fainting goats
He'd die.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...
Look a goat, known to be adept at climbing... is climbing. What a fucking riot.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo
Somebody got out of the wrong side of bed this morning...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post that statement is so gc
I've seen it countless times lately
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, he was up that like a mountain goat

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post all very good...
...but how does it get back down?

THAT video would be funny
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post I Can't Believe It's John Smeaton I made this!
Well, I can actually. I just can't believe the eejit's running for parliament.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Wonderfully done.

Smeaton vs. Sheridan... they really should decide that one with a fight to the death.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes.

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, excellent.
Well, we get the politicians we deserve...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post McDonalds for everyone NSFW I made this!
I know there have been loads of these, so I figured I'd enter into the fray with my take on it all.

I'll have a McFuckall like the picture please.

*NSFW due to swearies*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post BRILLIANT!!!!!
*Click*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very very good ...
End
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
that advert makes me want to stick my hand down ronald mcdonald's throat and pull his arse out through his mouth so I can kick him up the arse and in the teeth at the same time
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post if anyone can do it, you can
animate it! :D
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that's quality.
i haven't seen the actual ad but thats the best version i've seen so far.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post WIN WIN WIN

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Braw!~

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post I love this kid
and he LOVES basketball
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the kind of kid..
..who is probably the nicest guy in the World yet will be bullied beyond repair during his school days.

Makes me weep :(
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post or will be come so jaded and cynical with the world
that only alcohol or drugs will drag him out of his miserable existence..
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish
I was this happy :(
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post me too!
i was a melancholic child. i envy his enthusiasm.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if he also likes turdles

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i like turtles

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post has nobody noticed...
...this kid is a bit dippy. Sweet, but definitely dippy.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post Apocalypso!
5th August, 2042: Matt and Stu are fax machine repairmen. They've been called out on a job that will change their lives.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Luis. NSFW
Creepy stop/motion video. NSFW for subtitle sweary-weary.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this deserves a comment!
Tres woo
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Spook tastic!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post incredible
really!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit.
i wonder if that took fucking ages. i think so.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
This movie is at the moment part of the "Illustrative 2009" exhibition in Berlin. If you have the chance to get there, do it. They exhibit some qutie good artists.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:53, Reply)
This is a link post The Jenny McCarthy body count video
No laughs in this. An important issue if you have kids. The anti-vax argument in the UK is thankfully drying out now that Dr Wakefield's anti-MMR research was exposed as faked. It's still a huge issue in the USA, hence the vid.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
oh well, that's 265 people out of the gene pool in 2-3 years?

I hazard a guess that more people die from crossing the road and getting run over.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly more people die from getting run over - But that's hardly the point
Its a little harsh attributing the list to her name but is fair enough i guess given her ridiculous ramblings and outspoken public persona..
Still would though... No vaccine for the clap... that'd learn her
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah
if there were a way of dissassociating the brain from the quim, certainly. Doesn't do any favours for the blonde stereotype.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post but there is no way of putting her name to any of those deaths
that's merely a matter of speculation.

That counter was going up so slowly it had to spread it out through the course of several minutes. I was expecting it to be in the region of thousands.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be something about the name Jenny \ Jenni
... it was Jenni Barnett here who made some pig ignorant comments
about the MMR jabs.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the point
celebs have more media currency than the medics who actually know what they're talking about.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post She is an Idiot.
Most people who's kids have Autism blame it on something other than the fact they have bad genes.
After all if it's genetic then it must be the parents fault, and they can't be to blame can they?

My cousin was diagnosed with mild autism by his school psychologist, My Uncles solution? Remove my cousin from the school and put him in a different one. So now he gets no help and is struggling.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post and autism isn't the worst thing your child can have
fuck sakes, stuff like this paints autistics out as lepers...most of them function pretty darn well, and have better insight into a lot of things than normal people.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post a lot of them do function well
but there's lots that have severely impaired lives. The spectrum is huge.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see this sort of hysterical bullshit helping to progress the scientific argument much, to be honest.
It's just as guilty of sensationalising the argument as the anti-vaccination people, and flashing up a nice little series of numbers too quick for anyone to take in what they're supposed to represent (and not citing any references for them) before blaming Jenny McCarthy singlehandedly for causing them is insulting to science, and deeply counter-productive to the argument it's supposedly trying to advance.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The vid's just a summary
There are stats to support the body count:
www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Jenny_McCarthy_Body_Count/Home.html

The hysterical bullshit is being pushed heavily by a large proportion of the scientific community, particularly those who have to pick up the pieces left by the anti-vaxxers.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)
This is a link post BT Tower fireworks I made this!
I'm sure a few of you may have heard about/seen this. I was walking around Fitzrovia on Sat night after leaving a very crap Halloween party and saw that the BT Tower was lit up like a Xmas tree. Thought I would take a closer look. As I walked up to the base a couple of guys came out of a side door and said 'stick around for 10 mins, there's a firework display". So the five of us lay in the street with phones in hand to film. Thought it looked kinda cool.

Cheers R_44 x
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe
Biggest purple cock ejaculating ever !!!

*click*
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahha!
Yea the biggest magenta cock London has seen since Simply red.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh..
We were in Potion bar and popped out for a cig. After, I checked the googlegod to see what it was about and saw we were promised a pyrotechnic display lighting up Lodon's skyline. It was cool, but I expected MORE!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a country bumpkin and not livivng in facy-pants london
what was it for? who paid for it?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It was probably Boris ... and the
London Olympic Commitee - 1000 days to go until the Olympics I think.

\maybewrongblog
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yea, for the Olympics,
which means everyone prob paid for it.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I see
I think it is a sign that I must be getting old...I now look at fireworks exploding and instead of thinking oooohhhhhh I now find my self thinking Blimey! that must have cost a bit, was it really worth it, some people more money than sense.....ad inf
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Right place at the right time :D
very nice.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one.
Although I bet that everyone in the neighbouring buildings absolutely dropped their load when that first big salvo went off - 9/11 all over again!

Also - here's one I caught in France on Russian New Year in January. Very lovely heart-shaped firework :)


(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
They had these heart shaped ones at the Clapham Common fireworks the other year. V nice.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh thats purty!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There are smiley face ones too
unless I dreamt them
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post AN OUTRAGEOUS WASTE OF MY COUNCIL TAX!!1!!!
but pretty cool nonetheless.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing.
just like a willy.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post couldn't resist.
www.b3ta.com/board/9778531
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post I really loved this report
About overclocking with liquid nitrogen. yes BBC link, seen by billions, but some of you might have missed it...
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
"It can be dangerous if done without the correct safety precautions." Cue massively dangerous pouring of liquid nitrogen from very big thing to very small thing.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the defrosting by blowtorch.

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post what happens if you drink it?

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You burp a lot
And possibly develop necrosis of the stomach and esophagus.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I love him saying...
"It can be [dangerous] if it's done without the correct safety precautions" while someone pours nitrogen from a dure into a thermos with no gloves on.

I handle this stuff quite often - it's easy to become complacent about it, but its still dangerous stuff.

Edit - Have a liquid Nitrogen experiment video - www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/garage-science/exp/light-bubls-in-liquid-nitrogen/
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a link post An old favourite of mine. NSFW
"Father Tucker the Child Fucker" flash cartoon.

GC, but hasn't been posted for a while.

NSFW for being generally twisted.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me feel a bit sick.

(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Michael O' Brian would LOL as well :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jHqndf9Kx4&feature=related
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post On The Moon 17 I made this!
It's been a while.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post JAMMIE DODGERS!
was a wonderful moment :D
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I love you weebl
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe
good stuff :D
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course cows work.
Hooray for science!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

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