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This is a link post motorway map of UK in style of london underground map
...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Class
*click*
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!
I like maps, me
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Theme from Up Yer Trumper I made this!
A bit of music I made last night when I discovered the timpani samples in Reason. I thought it would make a good bit of theme music if anyone ever makes a game show called Up Yer Trumper.


I like timpani. That is all.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaah
I like timpani too now
 (I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post If someone ever makes a game show called Up Yer Trumper
I would watch it with much mirth and glee, regardless of the actual content
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post clever boy!

(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post buggga me
your quite reasonable at reason arnt you ... Smashing stuff mate
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Ball toucher
A pleasant game involving touching balls

100% Worksafe

edit: Booo, GC
 (I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock,
unfortunately. A huge one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 13115
123 balls
 (I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Nicholson Design, Lincoln.
For a design company, you'd have thought they'd have concentrated on their logo a bit more.
 (I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or maybe
They knew one of us would pick up on it - as Maggie T once said (maybe), "all publicity is good publicity"
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a link post troops home by easter??
bush backtracks..
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
backtracks lies!
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post ordinary objects given new uses
some are very clever
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.atelier-v.ch/30.htm
omg :P those bastards are psyco bitches. some interesting ideas in there.. particularly liked the plant pot ear enhancers ;)

those crasee swiss ya
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
"How to wean children off a dummy..."
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those are pretty good.
The last three, however, seem a little sinister.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want flower pot
ear enhancers!
 (I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's efficient Germans for you
Though I don't think half a tennis ball would be an effective ear protector.
 (lolwhites, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post And
the fly swat uin front of your mouth is meant to be...?
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post A filter for flies
when cycling, of course!
 (I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
of course!

I that you for the wisdom you have imparted onto me.
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post NYAAAH
I Vant Youre Babvies!



Or is it just me that thought that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post #11 is rather erotic!
Ooooer
 (I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Kings of myspace

Didn't flag owt in the preview. Bare with the annoying intro and it gets better.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "25/8 I check da Myspace"
Verr good.
 (Garnett, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Initially
this threw me. I thought it was a badly shopped image.
 (Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Senor Diego Agustilla
is commonly credited with inventing the rear view mirror. However, an unfortnate oversight in the design led to his untimely demise shortly after.
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Line Rider - With UNDO!!
You know LineRider, I know LineRider, heck... Jesus knows LineRider and he's not even real. So what's new? A super new undo function that's what!
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah!
Edit: It seems a bit buggy...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah
this was introduced to me by a colleague the other day, boy is it ever the simple brilliance
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a load of cunty bollocks
It doesn't erase, it just hides the lines. They still affect my sledger
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
I just tried a bit of undoing, and although the undo DID work, it worked too well. I undid half my line, but it treated it as if the whole line had gone.

Maybe this isn't as good as it sounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a link post odd surgical game
from the bloke who did ball revamped
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post strange and a little
slow paced. But worth 5mins of a sunday nite.
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Sneaky Peeks Of The B3ta Sick Joke Book

Not got your copy through the snail mail yet?
Why not take a peek at ours, which we bought from a real life bookshop. Yay!
Alternatively, try www.sickjokebook.com which... ermm... doesn't show you much at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Wants*
I hope they sell it in ADSA, I can't be arsed with Amazon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waterstones carry it.
It was on 3 for 2, and they do student discounts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please clean your fingernails.
Love Mum
x


 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHOCKING!
/Caro posting as Curis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay
*runs to luton*
*discovers waterstones is closed*
*comes home crying*
 (I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume thats as you went to Luton.
Not as Waterstones was closed.
 (Woody999, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post i went to waterstones
in luton to get it but was closed,
damned 12 miles for feck all
 (I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah. Coventry Waterstones didn't have it in stock
because they "haven't received any from the publishers". I am yet to see it :(

EDIT: But yay! I'm in the credits :)
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy crap, gotta get that
must hunt about :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm most dis-chuffed
I preordered mine from Play.com ages ago (it was cheaper than Amazon as they don't charge for postage) and looking now it still says "Order taken". What makes it worse is that I saw it in Waterstones on Deansgate in Manchester on Saturday and didn't buy it as knowing my luck I'd have got home and it would have been despatched while I was out. But it wasn't. Arse! Big arse! Two big arses sitting on a bench wearing hipster trousers! Etc.
 (nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Penalty + Pain.
Edit: Google not autoembedding?
(Woody999, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least he saved it
I think the embedding only works for video.google.com, not for the .co.uk
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
that is right
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a link post star wars III artwork
sciencefictiony mmmm... these are lully..
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow.
they are pretty amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feck!
Is good.
 (I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Drawball War!!!!
Help me destroy the big turquoise VIP letters on drawball.It annoys me how it is metaculously repaired each time i attempt to destroy it. Can i also suggest the use of cocks and the colour magenta as a weapon of choice.

Edit:Sit Rep 0600 hrs 23/10/06.There has been some pretty fierce defacing going on- plenty of cockage, lots of magenta and some nice words("wank bag" and "anal antelope" stick in my mind.)You make me proud.The enemy must be pretty demoralised but still fight on strong.We can do this together!!

Sit Rep:0643hrs 23/10/06 Can't believe it.VIP has fought back and is practically unblemished!

Sit Rep:1341hrs 23/10/06 The "i" has gone and has been replaced with the word "cock" FANTASTIC!!! there is b3tans work everywhere!!
Well Done. Keep it up!!!

2223hrs- seems like they have given up repairing, or we may have just made them use up all their ink.ATTACK!!!!

0700 hrs VIP looks like new.Started big magenta cock just to the right of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I might help if I ever work out how to use it

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha ^^this
i got some pentagon shape with balls at each vertice?? wtf??
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post you need to connect the dots to prove you are a human
and not a script-abusing haxxor type thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm crap at those
but I finished it; it took me ages.

And then I started my magenta war, only to have it completely erased again when I zoomed out...
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post do not fret:
the zoomed-out version updates less frequently than the fully-zoomed in view.

Keep at it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post So how do you do that?
I'm going to try another 5 times and then I'll quit
 (I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post any goons reading this?
could do with some help from somethingawful, we seem to be up against it here
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post i drew some ladyparts on it
and then a magenta cock

then i got bored
 (I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I vote we team together and draw a big B3TA!
^
|
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post almost no chance that it'd stay up for any length of time
b3ta is big, but its structure, with no sticky threads, etc, makes it rather hard to organise anything.

I've just been scouting round forums that organise drawing on drawball, and it takes a lot of effort to get something up, and continued effort to make it stay there.

Having said all that, I'm up for anything that anyone wants to organise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIG
magenta cock!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post they should
put the cock drawing on the newsletter, It might stay a while
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post that thing...
needs more goatse...
 (dieselmonkey, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ive run out of ink
anyone know how to get a refill?
 (Ash_Pow is now available in extra medium, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too
i'll carry on chipping away at it as soon as i get some more.
 (Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can change your ip, you'll get 15% again.
It does recharge slowly, and it recharges faster the more you have. Try leaving it overnight, you'll have loads tomorrow :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck?

(Ash_Pow is now available in extra medium, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drew a big magenta cock
At the bottom of the P :D

*Proud*
 (Monkey Penis, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, it's worked!
I went away when my ink ran out, having done plenty of defacing, but the letters were still largely visible. Came back several hours later, and they've been totally covered in b3ta-isms :D

Let's keep this area for ourselves :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 4:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The huge magenta cdc
is already in the making, wont be long now.

edit: looks like VIP has returned and has vey angry brush strokes.
 (Barbega Dont forget about Burma, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem...
www.drawball.com/4yusw4h
 (I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ACE

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post My magenta scribbles are visible from 33% zoom!

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post hot fuzz trailer 1
...

and This, which came up as a suggestion after the trailer... and features some of the most amazing dancing i have ever seen.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
I had no idea there was another Simon Pegg movie in the pipeline!

What a pleasant surprise on a dreary Sunday

EDIT: can that Belorussian vid be real? Bejeebus!
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, someone posted hot fuzz teaser 2
on here the other day.. i had no idea until then... excellent stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit of a reference to SotDin it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63yy3fopuxI
 (I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wick
I can't wait for that film. Shame that I have to really.
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post wheeeee!
Excitement!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a link post collaboratively write a script online...
b3ta - the movie... requires registration but is free.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Anthropomorphology
Quite sweet animations about Ringo Starr and his performing mice.

All the audio is taken from real interviews, plus there's even a Syd Barrett track thrown in.

George Martin is brilliant.
 (ccc, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, that's beauuuuutiful
The Syd Barrett anim is the best
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
agreed
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post God I love that.
Great find!
 (I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Webtshirt.co.uk - my little tshirt website! I made this!
Hello boys and girls... I made some tshirts and put them online... let me know what you think, or if you can think of any other designs? I was thinking of something that combines cocks and badgers... yes no? :)
 (webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post only if you hand over all the profit
to B3TA board members by way of profit share.

Edit - if you are going to spam the board, please do so with something funny/interesting, rather than juvenile t-shits with the word "titty" on them
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not trying to sound offensive
but this apparel is cringeworthy
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once was out in Harrow-on-the-Hill
and I saw a 15-year-old boy out shopping with his parents.

He was wearing a shirt proclaiming:
"
/\
¦
The man

The legend
¦
\/
"
I'm never going back to Harrow again
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post speaking of Harrow
I met a Japanese man once & as he shook my hand he said: "Harrow?"

So I replied "No Ampleforth actually"


badum tish
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 6:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
I LIKE THE POPE THE POPE SMOKES DOPE!!!!!!!!LLOLLLZZZLMAFOLLOOZZZLOOLOLOLOL!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goodbye!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post just dire

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't quit your day job.
Unless this is your day job.
In which case, kill yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post harr
this^
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Now take you shit t-shirts and leave.

/feels like a bit of Sunday Naziing
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Egg and bacon, egg, sausage and bacon

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks, I had spam for lunch.
Most of us have little sites we want to promote, but for future reference, webtshirt.co.uk, this is not the place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, I now feel a bit sorry
Profile for webtshirt.co.uk:

* a member for 2 years, 9 months and 18 days
* has posted 155 messages on the main board
* has posted 0 messages on the talk board
* has posted 1 messages on the links board
* (including 1 links)

Member for nearly three years and doesn't yet understand how to behave...
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief!
A borked-b3tan! I never thought such a thing was possible..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Scone: Rhymes with... I made this!
Wasn't sure where to post this (talk/links) but here it is.
I'm quite interested in geographic differences too...
Any input would be appreciated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Whippersnapper, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scone!
S c ONNNe!
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
But of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Whippersnapper, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 23:29, , Reply)

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