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This is a link post PDF file showing infographic of all the nukes in the world

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea UK had so many
there must be a launching pad on everyone's roof.
 (augsav <3, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
but the US has the launch codes, so they should be combined with the US arsenal
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no they dont.
Only the American trident missiles require launch codes, the British ones just require the good old fashioned two key mechanism and the commander of a British Trident submarine can launch without any authorisation.

Although we bought trident - it is completely independent of the US.
 (azgiles, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post that was quite pedantic btw ;)

(mrmatt can't see eye to eye with cross-eyed people, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Take that France.
Also isn't the Israeli amount speculation?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Isreal had 250+

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well they're not legally supposed to have any.
Where does the figure come from and is it backed up?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post All here
www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/cpc-pubs/farr.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Speculation, and it's speculated they have greater than 400 weapons.
What I was wanting is proof, for all we know is is disinformation so people won't attach attack them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What did the Israeli PM say about them and the Arabs?
They got the oil but we got the matches
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I hardly see what a pack of swan vestas has to do with anything.
I don't doubt they could have some but I was curious as to how people where coming to the amount.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post They're America's puppet state in the middle east used to control it
I suspect they've been loaned more than bad breath and a knuckle duster to "keep the peace" with.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you've got the puppet and master the wrong way round there however...
I was wondering as to the figures. The amount. How people have worked out the amount of fireworks they have.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, true...
They used to be the puppet, but yes, the trouble with installing dictators and muscle to look after your "assets" is what to do when they decide they don't need you and want to keep said assets?

Yes, it would be nice to know numbers and sources. Although it's a bit of a losing game when it is so ridiculously easy to build a nuclear bomb.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it that easy?
Sure the principle is known but it's the fine detail thats hard.
It's not like an ikea bookcase.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The basic jist
is you get hold of an amount of one of several rather unstable isotopes of radioactive material and divide it in to small amounts which are below the "critical mass" (Above which the material starts to react rather explosively as it decays very quickly). You put these small amounts in close proximity to each other, separated by something fairly fragile. Then you surround the whole thing with something explosive. When the outer explosive is set off, the fissile material is forced together, reaching critical mass and making a bigbadderboom. You can easily rig the fuse to the tip of a rocket so it explodes "properly" on impact.

See, it's not rocket science.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes that's the gist of it but the fine details are the tricky bits
Otherwise a lot more countries would have them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post as a child my understanding was that you needed to split an atom
for a while i ran around slicing the air with a ruler, hoping to set off a nuclear reaction. I wasn't the brightest kid.
 (augsav <3, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't it partly from mordacai vanunu?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 'twas with the help of the South Africans.
If I remember correctly it was the South Africans and Israel who worked together to develop a nuclear program. Allegedly you understand.
 (azgiles, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you from UK?
Because France have 25 more warheads than UK according to that graph, the UK ones just have a bigger graphic and take up more space.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 14 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but we've got more means to deliver the warheads we do have so the UK wins in this game of top trumps.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post UK - 180 missiles
France - 108

so, depending on which stat you think matters, either wins.
 (skagg, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 180 missiles?
BULL. SHIT.

We've got four ballistic missile submarines. That's 45 missiles per submarine. They've only got room on board for 16. Either we've got a lot of missiles in stores doing nothing or someone's seriously buggered up their sums.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to dismiss your point but seeing as you wrote "BULL. SHIT." in caps and added punctuation I will listen to your point.
Who knows, i've been calling into question the figures myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically aren't ALL of our nukes sitting in stores doing nothing?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 14 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the ones on the submarines
Unless you know better.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
16 missiles but 48 warheads(3 per missile) on each sub.
 (azgiles, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Which might work
If the graphic hadn't been very clear of the distinction between missiles and warheads.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes, but the graphic's bollocks.

The warhead count is well out for the UK, as is the missile count.
 (azgiles, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a theory that there will never, ever be a nuclear war.
The threat of one is used a psychological ploy.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yes. i agree
it's the equivalent of people showing photoshopped pictures of each others cocks back and forth. each picture is slightly increased in size in order to belittle the recipient. currently the usa are stretching their original choad 189% and they've encouraged the jews to do the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Then it's agreed!
- Ah Hoolio's Chode Argument, still inconclusive yet mightily compelling.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *launches nuke*
No it isn't!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post by nuke you really mean a shoe out the window, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well... erm...





yes
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just imagine if said shoe landed on the plate of a patron of an adjacent swanky restaurant and said patron turned out to be the ambassador in charge of splosions and bigbooms.
In fury, having his linguine all booted and shoed he returns to the embassy later that day and launches a full strike on nearby Frigfuckistan.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!???!!...!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, looking at my minimal effort used and the rather splendid end result ...
... I'm pretty fucking pleased with my day's work
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post TWO IN A ROW!

All Hail Hoolio!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *handslaps*

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *plays Ode of The Javierls on the lute*
oh fuck,..

youtu.be/dF0ohxAyseA
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post the ode to shrelob davvis

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post MEINHAUN STROMLIPS

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep your fingers crossed.

(pissflaps., Mon 14 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Mutally Assured Masturbation?
Let's rub each others warheads!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post is the web getting more info than porno

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah - we're just not allowed to post smut here

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck.

(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post All we need is Peace Walker
Then we're all fucked.
 (Lt. Shinysides IT'S TRUE, I DO HAVE A PROBLEM!, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post One Man A-Team I made this!
Hi All,

Before I get hit with the spam hammers, I haven't posted much before. I tried it once before and got a bit of flak for it. My Brother in law has made a short film to build up his editing skills (I did most of the camera work played stand in for some scenes).

Basically 1 man plays every part in a short film that is based on the A-Team tv show.
 (mickeyblue, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do people like you sign up to a site, never participate in any way whatsoever then make some bullshit and post it and expect everyone to go and check it out?
Sorry to sound like a cunt but I am one.

Basically you are spamming your link, you want traffic for the thing you've made in the hope that it will go viral and give you some kind of vapid career I'm guessing.

Nothing wrong with that in essence, but you should just admit it.

I really am a bastard you know, but an honest one.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *Gently cups balls*
Better?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post your hands are cold...so cold
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong side of the bed?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i've had too much coffee and not enough grub

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
grub cock
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this is all getting rather saucy

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
saucy sticky
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Chillax!
i lurked for years before i signed up you've just got to expect shit from the 'I've been here longer brigade!' and basically i'm sure he's thought "hey, they might like this" and posted, give him a break. If it's good it's good. Not that I can be bothered to watch it.
 (Dry Rubbish, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Previously burnt
Thanks for this, as I said in my OP. I tried to be involved before, I created an image based on a QOTW topic and got all the usual guff for TOAP, that kinda stopped me doing stuff in the meantime or posting any of our previous stuff, as it was all kinda low quality.

Back to lurking i guess.
 (mickeyblue, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
I have participated before and got burned, without turning this into a "woe is me" post. I read, I enjoy, I comment when I have something valuable to say.
I thought my BIL had made something pretty good, and wanted to show it off.
As for the reasons for the original post, it was purely to demonstrate his talent(im sure thats not against the rules considering the "i made this" checkbox). I also stated that I was involved in, but didnt make , so I didn't run into the "you didnt make this" argument.

I'm not looking for an argument, I really did do this with the best intentions.
 (mickeyblue, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You Don't Call, You Don't Write…

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post well i liked it
that must have taken some work too!

and it makes me want to watch the series all over again
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I got bored
So I had a wank instead
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a link post Dropping wax


Probably fake but I don't really care.
(DICK JONES!!! now hiring, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake and gay like the guy on the screen grab

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Viral Marketing Crap
Well faked most likely due to that turntable company jizzing shitloads of money into it.
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post So it is.
Well, I guess it kind of failed as I only googled the name once you said it was an advert.
 (DICK JONES!!! now hiring, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post We've all fallen for them at some point :)

(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.

(DICK JONES!!! now hiring, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post THere's a great little vid done by a b3tan
showing just how that is done. Just sepnt 10 mins looking and couldn;t spot it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing monofilament wire guiding the records onto the spindle through the little hole.
Or Witchcraft.
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Typestacks doing a funny

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Demented chiptune mayhem
A friend of mine put together this EP including a remix of the "Reality Hits You Hard Bro" guy. Honestly some of the best, most fun electronic music I've heard for a long time.

Artwork by yours truly.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
Maybe not everyone's cup'o T but for what it's worth, I LOVE IT.

Edit: Artwork is lubbly too :)
 (Rambunction, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man!!!!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post 10,000 flights for $250,000
Steve Rothstein bought a golden ticket from American Airlines in 1987 — granting him a lifetime of unlimited travel.

What an awesome ticket! Reminds me of mobile data contracts. All you can eat, use what you like data.... as long as you meet our terms.
 (NateGS nooob, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post so he's the guy who did that global warming thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post As a frequent flyer
I always love that argument. Especially when it comes from people who love the offers of Ryanair and Easyjet or drive a big fucking car whilst living in the city.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post as long as you offset your carbon footprint
by eating a cow you should have the upper moral hand
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And how, exactly, can you be sure that does anything?

(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't
but I'm sure a convincing unscientific infographic featuring stacked cows and planes could be created to prove just that
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They should put this in last week's newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Doh! sorry
 (NateGS nooob, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post £25 a trip??
That's plane crazy!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
I bet the tickets flew out the door.
 (NateGS nooob, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine start at £3.50

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post Lucky Pedestrian

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP! LOOK! LISTEN!
...then step out into traffic in a failed suicide attempt after realising you live in Russia.
Look how defeated his body language appears as the car drives off...
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Splendid answer to a complaint letter

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post a complaint means the customer cares enough to not simply give up
*sings the company anthem*
 (macroscian likes people, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post or is slightly mental
pick one
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha yes

(macroscian likes people, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a nice complaint response this morning from private eye back in 1971
Not sure if this is genuine - but made me laugh ...
www.nasw.org/users/nbauman/arkell.htm
 (iamdrdee *The more we are sober, the less we are free*, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, it's genuine.
And - better yet - you occasionally see variations on the phrase "I refer you to the correspondence received in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram" used by real lawyers.

Very occasionally, mind you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post The pending Euro Crash

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This a Eurozone plan rather than EU

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post if you cant get it into a 60 second video
im not going to watch it.

how fucking bad is that!
 (DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was pron you would

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was pron I'd need it under thirty seconds.

(azgiles, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats this "we" buisness?
Fuck all to do with us.

Assuming that because the language is English it's aimed at the UK.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to bust that myth
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9263389/Britain-to-share-costs-of-Greek-exit.html
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on you can't just move the goal posts.
We're talking about this ESM thing here and this 700 squillion billion euro thing.

Greece is a done deal, just a matter of time before they leave,
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That double barrelled journalist
is always writing scare articles for the Torygraph
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably shouldn't encourage him by giving him web traffic then.
Still no mention of the ESM though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well according to wiki
the UK is not involved directly in the ESM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Stability_Mechanism
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all well and good, but
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9263389/Britain-to-share-costs-of-Greek-exit.html

That's a maybe mind, IF Greece is ejected from the Euro.

fucking hell, i've just posted the same link as above...i've lost it..more so
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The site had a brain fart and posted when I thought it had crashed, then I edited the dyslexia out and found out it had indeed posted.
Dirty little snitch
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw the dubbal, i captured it
i was compelled!


(possibly by christ)
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The price of silver is at a major low today.
imjussayin
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Arse, i've got a sheet of 925 silver I was going to take down hatton garden to flog.
Thank you very much "jussayin"
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Best to buy at the moment.
I used to do foreign exchange stuff for a bank so the habit of checking the markets stuck.

I bought silver American dolllars about three years ago when they where about Ł14 each, over the last few years they went up to about Ł25.

The market rate today is Ł17.64 which equates to about Ł21 once you buy from site due to taxes, their markup etc.

goldprice.org/gold-price-uk.html
www.guernseymint.com/shop/silver-coins/c-23/c-74

Also the GBP/EUR rate has been creeping up slowly, as is the GBP/US rate, so if you want to buy something in dollars, it's a good time, current rate is about $1.60 per GBP, I can see that hitting $1.70 in a few months.

jussayin is all
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *Looks at preview pic*

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *Hums theme tune to Dad's Army*

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post why the fuck is an American telling me what the EU financial contract is all about?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post Wil Self - Bring back National Service
Makes some rather convincing points.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Will Self's face is too long.

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor veni, posteri, scarperi, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah that's rubbish. It's clearly too narrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post will self did smack on the prime ministers plane...
i only ever did it in dalston
 (DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all for this.
Just provided I can weasel out of it somehow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 14 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post IIRC in Switzerland you can serve out your service in a number of ways.
Including working in a hospital.
if you're a big wuss that is
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I love his books, he can go fuck himself with a shit-covered AIDS hammer.
He was more fun when he was a crackhead.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post as someone who has actually done national service...
the only thing it instills in a young mind is an even deeper resentment of authority, and in my case, the ability to fire a 40mm Bosfors anti-aircraft gun. which is nice. if you like that sort of thing.

/funny how the people who are always braying about bringing back NS are never actually elligible to do it themselves.

//edit - read the article and he does make some good points, mind.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Victorian era beatbox app thing I made this!
This is my big bedroom project of the year so far.

Have a look!

Your inner electro-monkey may become extremely titillated.

Edit: It is called WerkBench. Please tell your friends who might like it. I really want this to be my job!
(karls, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Want!
Looks like a lot of fun to be had with that :)
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking marvellous! Well done Sir!

(cuntymints Cuntymints, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!
and I don't even like that sort of music!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is away from his desk, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I always tend towards the dance beats
but it is also really cool for sampling melodic stuff, voices, etc.

It can get very weird/cool very fast.

I'll be posting some more videos as I make them.
 (karls, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done!
clicked.
 (Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh and ahhh!

(macroscian likes people, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If i had an iPad I'd get that, by all I have is a crappy Chinese tablet, which I wish I'd never got.
That said if Google come come out with a cheapo tablet this year, which they might, I'll get one, as I do like the Android OS.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't personally know too many people who have iPads
but I know that a lot of people on the planet do. I'm hoping that it will reach them somehow.

Also, I'll be putting out a scaled down iPhone version in a few weeks.

Android versions in time if this has enough energy around it.
 (karls, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well your app looks amazing fun.
I have an Android phone and will definitely get it.

But yeah probably worth concentrating on the iPhone version first.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 14 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post +1 for a droid version
When you have time that is.
I'll be patient.
 (Boris Borison, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll need the finger dexterity of a victorian child worker
to use an iPhone version, surely?

Not that I wouldn't want one, mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, interesting
I've passed it on to my performing mates who love apps like these.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
like that a lot
 (I helped save b3ta! mozza pinvin.com, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh yeah baby, now that's what I'm talking about
I'm a 100% music controller junkie, so this flaps my rhubarb like a mofo.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You make it look very easy -
or, is it really as easy as that? It sounds fantastic either way, brilliant job.
 (Badger Catapult Cabaret, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it is!
Everything is locked into that rhythmic grid so all the sounds are always on time.

I did spend a bit choosing the right sounds to sample for the demo.
 (karls, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Why wouldn't you
This looks ace though. Very simple to play with but you can see how it could work for professionals. Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
That's really good.
 (I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Thu 17 May 2012, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea if it was intentional
but I love the fact that the video length is 303
 (Scary Dave, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 909 would have been
way too long...
 (karls, Fri 18 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post love it, bought it

(Coffee AnaBiscuit eats his greens., Fri 18 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh A Lovely Thing...
Please bring this out for Android... will buy!
 (Tarticus, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Not fair
Tried to buy it, so that I can practice in my bedroom, but it says "This item is currently being modified."

:-(


[Edit: oohhh ! now workie! nice one - thank you!]
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot Run To The Hiiiillllssssss!!!!!!, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man
Best fiver spent in weeks
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff!
I've left a review on the app store - i think they are part of the voodoo they use to calculate what apps to feature and stuff, so everyone get reviewing!
 (I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Many thanks!
Reviews mean a lot for the rankings and what not.
 (karls, Sun 20 May 2012, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
that's the balls!
 (MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post Sunday roast came to us yesterday... I made this!
Not what I would usually expect to see first thing on a Sunday morning in the back garden :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post At first I thought
you intended to eat a rotary drier!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is away from his desk, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
Glad I didn't include the one with a reflection of my knob in the glass.(must save that for when we sell the dryer on ebay)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Toff
Seriously though, very nice garden :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 14 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post eh? fuck knows... I made this!
a tune. not sure about genre but it seems quite dark to me.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
well at least it wasnt dubstep.....
 (bruxia, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post true. it might be witchhaus though... :(

(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post What can I say? I'm 36 and still find dwarves funny.
0:59 for best bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! atdotslash is pushing things forward, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post what can i say? i'm 3'6'' and i still find dwarves funny...

(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
3'6" 3.6mm
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post how are you today?
i haven't said a civil word to you in ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess Dwarves must be an endangered species now.
Since the producers couldn't find any proper actors of the correct stature to play the part.
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you trying to say they are in short supply?

(I helped save b3ta! atdotslash is pushing things forward, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well finding 7 suitable for lead roles
Seems to have been a tall order for the casting team.
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume you wanked and laughed
to the Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarves porn movie
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to laugh when I wank frequently
Especially when I'm on the bus.
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Bonsai - tube short film I made this!
I'm making short films set on the tube based on real conversations people have told me about. Here's our first one, starring Nadine Lewington from Holby and comedian Ian Smith...
(benwilliams, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks!
 (benwilliams, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you're not from the 'burgh are you?
i know a ben w down in that london...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not me sorry! Lahndahn through and through
 (benwilliams, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
i was quite moved
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
Although, it took me a little by surprise as I assumed it was going to be a comedy.
 (DICK JONES!!! now hiring, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
It is, a bit - but then BAM, sad. Like, life or something.
 (benwilliams, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And the bittersweet ballet goes on.
Or something.
 (DICK JONES!!! now hiring, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Dont suppose you know an Emma B that lives down your way? She's the filmy type too!
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
The only Emma B I know is a Spice Girl, sorry.
 (benwilliams, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Country bumpkin attacked by fit bird

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I can see her point, if he's meandering along in the middle of the road and not letting anyone past. The video starts quite abruptly - there was probably a fair bit of build up for it to get to the point of fisticuffs.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Veeeeety

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to mute that.
the personality and excitement he was cramming into each and every word was too much for me to bear.
 (Fart through a Walkie Talkie is seriously considering keeping this user name, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post When Kate Middletons attack

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post VEET!!!
Also (& less assholically): I wonder why the police only released that tiny clip, surely it would be better to release a larger clip too, to put that clip into context?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Would!

(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post My name is.... I made this!
Made this with the help of a good pal while bored at 3am
(zecbmo, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that!
could be edited a bit tighter though.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I thought that was going somewhere else. Nice one.

*Click*
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post 3:00 AM (Short Horror Film) I made this!
This was made by myself and a friend in a day in the darkest regions of the Brecon Beacons (at a house at the top of a dirt track that would knacker most cars after 2 or 3 trips). Inspired by 1970s/80s creepy Brit TV shows including Armchair Thriller, Hammer House of Horror and Beasts. This was quite tricky to film as we had to keep the noise down to prevent waking up the kids asleep upstairs. Hope some find it a good watch.
(lee1178, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post M'f'er
Logging in after a very long absence to congratulate you on a truly chilling film. Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. So much right with it and such a wonderful homage to classic horror/ghost stories..
 (I helped save b3ta! Disco_box Anything(!?) for a laff...., Mon 14 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post THANKS!
Praise indeed...much appreciated!
 (lee1178, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post creepy! ave a click

(injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.
So have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one bruv
good work...
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i like your film but
it would be better if you joined in with the general chat and community aspect of b3ta. i'm not sure why this applies straight away with some posters and not others but i thought i'd say it in the interests of fairness. you're lucky you don't have a tattoo on your face...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure
Will do my best to try and muck in more...making these things stops me doing as much as I'd like
 (lee1178, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post People get riled quicker if it's a crap video

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 14 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post true.
doesn't seem fair though.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't know who plucked this particular rule out of their pubes

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon Bawls, Tue 15 May 2012, 4:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really good.
I got scared anyway.
Also what tickle said.^
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, he's not called that any more...
....I think he's called "Sodomite", "Solero" or "Spastic"; or something memorable like that.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you're just jealous cos your mum has a bigger cock than you do.
it's mine and it's right up her arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not funny *actually* because she really does have a cock.
And webbed toes. She's from cornwall.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post your mum is amadeus. AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *shudders*
If I were in possession of a gunt chute I think I could do better than that bristolian deviant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be disgusting!
a/ I'm NOT bristolian
b/ Both my parents are propah londoners.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post shudders?
a particularly massive orgasm then? did your back arch and everything?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post At least I haven't come over all italian all of a sudden.
English not good enough for you eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm hiding from the children i work with...

(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably should get out of Tabs arse then, that's the first place they'll look.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work!
There should be more films in this style.

I'm getting really fed up with the current fad of unsubtle gore-fests. I blame the saw films for ruining horror.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post .
The first hour of the first Saw was OK.

Everything after that has been terrible wank. Tedious, obvious, poorly written shite aimed at Ritalin munching giggletwits.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather splendid!
I watch an absolute bum-load of horror films, always have, and that's as good as any I've seen recently.

Done for its own sake, or a film comp?

The only criticism I could think of was some of the sounds added in the edit were mildly distracting, but that was probably only 'cos I've made afew horror shorts myself and I was trying to identify them.

Also, comparing it to Beasts is doing yourself a dis-service. That show was thundering scrotum whereas your film was ace.

Off to check out your YouTube channel to see what else is on there :)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for feedback and responses!
We made it pretty much because we had the location offered, and so worked a story around it. The place is in the middle of f-all, so it was creepy being there at night. I'd like to hopefully get it shown at some festivals...just to see if the audiences jumps at the right places
 (lee1178, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You should stick it on Vimeo then
unless you have already. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, that was great, lovely sound design

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that nice and creepy!
I thought the sounds were a bit too thick at the start, and would have been better slowly building them up throughout. Spot on at the end! I much prefer this creeping horror to gore-fests. Kind of Japanese style horror, like Ringu or Ju-on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't watch horrors. Ever.
I thought seeing this was just some amateur having a go, I'd give it a watch. you'll be pleased to know that I am scared absolutely arseless.
 (Rambunction, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!!!!
Nothing like removing arses from the general public! :-)
 (lee1178, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
That was really woo, really enjoyed that
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good indeed.
My ONLY critisism was I wasn't always 100% sure whether I was hearing what she heard, or whether some of the sounds were for atmosphere. It confused me a little.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good.
Have a click yo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It was very good
but I spent the whole time thinking of the "MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!" scene.
 (maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 15 May 2012, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
Love the Withnail and I comparisons...it was never a conscious influence, but I love that film so much that it must've seaped in there without me noticing...I guess "it" must've wanted to have her, even if it was burglary :-)
 (lee1178, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, that was really chilly. Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Great work! - Truely scared for her state of mind.
The only thing that jarred: has it been so long ago that we have forgotten how to use dial telephones?
Hope I'm not out of place - don't hate me for pointing this out.
 (karnuvap, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Quote From Ghostwatch Dude
Got a great quote from Stephen Volk today (writer of the legendary 1992 BBC spoof doc 'Ghost Watch' amongst other things!) He said: "A perfectly-realised idea that shows great promise for the film-makers" Cheers Steve! : )
 (lee1178, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post British journalism at its finest.
Warning- contains reference to shit saturday night tv.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ironic because both Simon Cowell and David Walliams are DEFINITELY NOT gay

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post David Walliams was a surprise and have you seen his wife?
Bloody hell the boy done good.
models.com/models/Lara-Stone
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post HE'S DEFINIETLY NOT GAY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that doesn't look like over-compensating at all

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post certainly better looking that Elton John's diversionary wife.

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a complete beard
He's gayer than a Rogers & Hammerstein box-set.
I think the only reason he's denying it now is that he's tried to keep it a secret for so long now, he'll end up looking like a tool eventually admitting to it after all this time.
But honestly I fail to see why people are so obsessed on whether a gentleman likes to fire his torpedo into the pink or brown submarine. It depresses me that tabloids obsess over this shit on a daily basis, it's depressing that apparently half the nation buy into that shite.
Thank fuck for The Guardian.
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah thank fuck
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/06/sweet-revenge-intimate-life-simon-cowell
 (benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Where women are concerned, what could be said about a man who has "giant vaginas" performing at his 50th birthday party? Or appears to treat lap-dancing clubs as health spas. Personally, I never believed that Cowell was gay – but why should heterosexuals have to put up with him? " :D
 (coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post But
Simon Cowell said in The Sun that he'd admit it if he was gay, because he doesn't think there's anything wrong with being gay, but he's not gay, anyway. So there...
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "Cocker Spaniel"
Easily misunderstood
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Eric Pickles MP is gay.
snipurl.com/23i7b7f
 (pissflaps., Mon 14 May 2012, 12:53, Reply)

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