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Final clip. just laying it out there
I made this!
Off to play darts. Be my friend on facebook and make me feel popular. Also give you the chance to read the blogs Im doing and get news of the website as it comes along.
www.facebook.com/groups/404386849594381/#!/groups/404386849594381/
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:31,
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/talk!!!! Post it there, they love this kind of stuff.
Talk about a noob, you're doing it wrong!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:31,
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its a link
so it goes on link board. oui ? non?
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:34,
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No, stick it on /talk too, they'll love it, you won't be able to embed it though.
Why would i lie to you? Have some respect, i'm trying to help.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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No, the links board is for news items.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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Links board is for golf competitions only
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:37,
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I just had a great set of strokes using my long club.
Didn't make it in the hole, however, it ended up on the apron.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:38,
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I had a deep lie in the rough
I had to smash it out with my wedge
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:40,
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Went for a birdie
with my sand iron, got 10 years :(
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:50,
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guffaw
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Jacksonville Jimmy Savile ate my hamster on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59,
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haha!
have a CLICK!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33,
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I have a golf gif
to be released some time soon, Miss Fortunate is a handy player btw
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:13,
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UHM ... golf gif?
oh dear, i am pretty sure i don't want to know.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:51,
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I found you practising with THE TIGER ---------------- NSFW
fapgif.com/k3v_o
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:54,
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Seriously? That's too much dude.
Come on now.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:58,
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Miss F dared me
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:14,
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------->4chan.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17,
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OK but a private joke is a private joke
you don't have to click NSFW
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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If it's private i think it's best you keep it to yourself.
You're the only one who posts that kind of stuff, Pissy has a terrible rep (supposedly, i think he's hilarious) but he'd never post something like that, he has respect for the board and keeps it within certain boundaries, after a limit it isn't funny mate, just offensive.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:30,
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OK I'll kill my profile
becoz you're one of the funniest guys on here
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33,
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Don't be sarcastic.
We all love you lots, there's no need posting guys putting golf balls into arses though, this isn't the place for it, it's in the faq (maybe not as precise as 'don't post gifs of men potting golf balls into arses' but something to that extent).
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:36,
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silly
stop spreading rumours, how is my saying i don't want to know a dare?
*still not clicking on it*
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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Where do you find this stuff?
In fact, don't answer that...
*stores link for later use*
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:01,
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Well, I am impressed.
I honestly never imagined that that was possible.
(actually, the other one was fairly unbelievable too)
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:40,
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That^
All arguments about board suitability aside that is damn impressive freeky shit right there!
*passes round mind bleach...
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:16,
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Links board is for dead helicopter cats only.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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tits
Nothing prepares you for the world better than making a tit out of yourself 100 times in 3 weeks.
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:33,
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I enjoyed that.
Can you do more roly polys in the next one?
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weareace, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:48,
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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I'm confused
what are these 'teasers' for?
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waruuu, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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Rape
You know when they offer you sweets or to see their puppies?
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:48,
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i'll give you what for . ..
They are for some amazing video that Im sposed to be producing at the moment. In between interviews, web deigning and blogging.
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:57,
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I'm sure it will be amazing
just make sure you only post it once when it's done...
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waruuu, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:03,
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I would love to read your blog.
Does it come with translation? Do you spend a lot of time deigning webs?
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:17,
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www.thefreedictionary.com/deigning
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:18,
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So he's working against form actually interacting with the web.
I guess I'm not that familiar with prison psychotherapy. I wonder if TimmyMacK is in solitary or if he's allowed to mingle with the other prisoners.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:23,
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He must be one of the "interwebz gods"
at least during shock therapy anyway
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:27,
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I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO HEAR THE LATEST NEWS ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE
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mookay immune to icons since, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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^ THIS
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:52,
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MOng
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war3n3xt 's 88 m3ltdown, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:09,
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You owe me 1 minute and 16 new seconds.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:06,
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New kid likes Python
I made this!
Go easy on me guys.
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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do you have any more videos?
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:22,
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"Go easy on me guys"
Red rag to a bull that be...
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:22,
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If you really have been lurking for a while, answer me this.
What is your favorite form of racism? A true lurker would know and have an opinion.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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When you take that helemt off.........
you haven't got a big tattoo face,have you?
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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haha
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:25,
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Arf!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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haha!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:01,
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Haha!
*click*
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:05,
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lurking, racism and videos
I have one more vid, they arent my best work, just teasers. I like funny racism like minstrels.
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:28,
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Bet he didn't even spill his beer.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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i think he still had it
until the pointy coup de grace in the bajongas
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unclepills, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:34,
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Overactive Solutions - sketch show pilot
I made this!
Recently finished this project and thought I'd try out b3tans with it. It has Nick Helm and Isabel Fay starring in it, if that's also of interest. Thank you...
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becomingbatman, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:04,
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can't go wrong with a comedy stapler
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:21,
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We started with that theory and went from that point
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becomingbatman, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:02,
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100 castles adventure
I made this!
How many castles have you ever seen? I set off with a list of a hundred. plug the facebook group for photos and continuing blogs. www.facebook.com/groups/404386849594381/#!/groups/404386849594381/
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:29,
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it's a new person
do you talk?
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40,
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Not a fucking chance.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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Ha!
maxgif.com/1xD
One of my fav gifs ever.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:45,
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want to see my fav gif?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:56,
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Erm, ok.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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Miss Fortunate will not click it and she'll be very angry bird that I did this *NSFW* alert
fapgif.com/dl2_o/d1-8d-d1-80-d0-be-d1-82-d0-b8-d0-ba-d0-b0-d0-b3-d0-b8-d1-84-d0-ba-d0-b8-d0-b6-d0-be-d0-bf-d0-b0-d1-8f-d0-b9-d1-86-d0-b0
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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Oh, my.
That's a thing of true beauty.
maxgif.com/8r
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:17,
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lols
appropriate response
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:31,
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lol
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:19,
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Wow, just wow.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:21,
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24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42e4dj5kW1rw7c5no1_400.gif
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:21,
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You're shocked?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:11,
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how can i be angry if i don't click on it?
but you are right, i will not click on that, even if you told me it was OK.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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You should DEFINITELY click it.
I would say 'you'll see something you've never ever imagined'; but hey, I'll not make assumptions....
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:27,
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It's fine, he's messing about as he wants people to think they'll be shocked so won't click it.
I wouldn't lie to you.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:28,
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haha.
nope still not clicking
i don't trust you either. LOL
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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CAVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE!!!!
You won't regret it!
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:38,
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I must say, it was something I had never imagined or anticipated.
Then again, I have to look at myself in the mirror in the morning.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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I feel sorry for your mirror.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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Well, it's not like I can actually see my image in a mirror.
It was more a literary device.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:48,
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Uhhhhh
MAZING
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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Good Lord!
It never occurred to me that that was something anyone would consider doing, let alone actually do it, film it, reverse it, and draw eyes on it. Absolutely mind boggling.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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Where you living, in a convent?
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:09,
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It boggles something,
certainly
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:13,
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haha
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:06,
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haha!
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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He's a monkey in a bunker
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:56,
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A dirty rotten skunker
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:06,
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Phil?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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Are you ejaculating on that fence post?
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:42,
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Are you really little Timmy Mackenzie who used to do those terrible things?
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:52,
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With his little sister and her parakeet?
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:55,
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Im new
Bu ive lurked doe years. Waiing till I did something decent with my life
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TimmyMacK, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:06,
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await grammer nazis
welcome btw
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:08,
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...
youtu.be/KmblSTqvXFs?t=7s
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:08,
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Yay!!!
Hey guy!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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You're not allowed to groom here
Tab told me
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:11,
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It's ok to be jealous.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:15,
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would you like some salt?
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unclepills, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:06,
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A house-sized doll's house
presumably for person-sized dolls
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:09,
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I know this is supposed to be a kid jumping on the bed but it was not the first thing I thought of.
I don't know if it is just my warped mind or it is just a poor choice of pictures.
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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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Looks like an advert for Bridgend Insurance... :-/
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own bakines Towel beach surprise., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:56,
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haha
That's was shity christmas presents get yer.
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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INXS, NEVA 4GET XX
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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DVID CAREDIN KNG FU CHOK U
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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4OR EVAR IN OUR WARDROBES.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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OOXX NEVA TR US APRT XX00
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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WANK IN PEACE SWEET ANGLE.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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So that's what happened to the kid from the Christmas JL ad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSLOnR1s74o
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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Is that Frankenstein in drag?
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:46,
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...
youtu.be/sZ-aRwEbp5I?t=11s
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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Fucksake.
Edit: Although this in the comments made me guffaw -
Rumpleforeskin on June 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm said:
Serious question: What good, genuine good, has the CC ever done for Ireland?
El Cuno on June 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm said:
viaducts?
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Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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Firefighters save dogs from fire, give oxygen, make sure they're OK
It is the simple things like this that tug at the heart strings.
Yes, they're pit bulls, but that's not their fault.
Note: The homeowner apparently forgets the context of the situation (demanding to know from the firefighters if they've got his dogs out). He eventually shows his gratitude, but unfortunately, his fitted trousers must have been lost in the fire.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:03,
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DETROIT!
I'm glad they got the film made. The world needs more Detroit.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:06,
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Ahhh, Detroit! Is there nothing it can't do?
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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Baltimore beats Detroit hands down
if we are comparing Americas greatest cities.
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augsav <3, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:35,
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Nothing beats the wonder that is the wonder of Wonderful Detroit.
b3ta.com/search/links?q=detroit
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:49,
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Produce a decent motor car?
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:59,
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DaC
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:16,
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PWDLDaC
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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Enigma machine would not break that code*
*let's meet for gay dogging tonight
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:10,
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People Who Don't Like Dogs are Cunts.
Am i right?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:23,
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:50,
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I win!!!
Depending on the nature of the prize i may nominate someone else to receive it though.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:24,
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A similar heart warming tale in the UK was about a chap whose flat went up in flames.
Firemen (and firewomen) rescued his pet rats, one of which was passed out from smoke inhalation. They managed to bring it back around with their oxygen tanks :o)
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Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:17,
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By smacking it over the head with them?
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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guiltylols
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UTB, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:46,
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Dogs are ACE!
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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It looks like someone let the dogs down
and they needed to be reinflated.
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krang, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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Pit bulls are wicked dogs
I have 3, they are the most loyal protective dogs ever, I have 2 kids and they will guard my kids to the death. The trouble with any dog is the twat at the end of the lead.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:04,
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Elephantiasis cock?
large lols
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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He's well devloped for his age.
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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hahaha
took me a second to work out what it was meant to be
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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Golf bag?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:05,
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Watering can.
Or massive cock.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:07,
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You mean
MASSIVE cock
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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Meh
I thought everyone was getting amused because it was unrealistically small....
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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How is your horse doing by the way?
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:53,
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Uhm nope..
I'm still stumped. Really what IS it meant to be?
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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pink watering can I think
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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it's a monkey in a bunker
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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that looks like it would be painful
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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Like you don't know!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:04,
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hahahahahahaah
and I thought it was just a myth.
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war3n3xt 's 88 m3ltdown, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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Rubbertoe Mankini
I made this!
I hardly ever post on this here website thingy but do a lot of lurking. Anyways, I know soccerball ain't the most popular thing around here but I have made a blog of intentionally bad football jokes (complete with terrible Photoshopping) for Euro 2012 and thought I'd share it.
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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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I think that the 'German deaf foe' was the only one I possibly understood.
Were all the rest about footballing people?
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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They are all
footbally people. I suppose most of it makes no sense if you don't know the player but surely everyone can appreciate a terrible joke, right?
Ok, maybe it's just me....
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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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I made up a joke the other day...
What do you call a monkey in a bunker?
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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Phil?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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Hitler?
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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Fritzl
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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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Is the door open or shut?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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Promethues.
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:09,
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They all dye at the end
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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They all live at the start.
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Dijital It's GC gone MAD!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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Apart from all the halve
of them that our robots.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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And the zombies.
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Dijital It's GC gone MAD!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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You know there was a debate here yesterday about what did & didn't constitute online bullying?
*runs off crying*
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:35,
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WAIT!!!! TABBY, DON'T GO!!!!
Give me your dinner money first, then you can go.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:51,
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I think the best thing for you to do right now Tabby
is to stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
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Dijital It's GC gone MAD!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:13,
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Arirang mass games 2011 in North Korea
Impressive
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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Bloody Japs.
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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Fuelled by turnips and guns.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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aren't we all?
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wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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Why do all dictators love this sort of stuff?
Is it just because they can?
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LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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It's getting everyone to do the same thing, regardless of purpose.
Whether it's an army marching or shooting, or ladies flapping around, it shows obedience, which it what they demand above all else.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:39,
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What do you call a monkey in a bunker?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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Phil?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:02,
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Is the door open or shut?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:06,
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I don't know, i'm beginning to think Pobble may actually be Stewart Lee.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:13,
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humiliation is a good ego boost
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augsav <3, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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dicking around with ribbons while the majority of the population starve in abject poverty
nice
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h3donist zoinks!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:47,
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Swedish government hands control of the Swedish national twitter account over to members of the public...
This is what happened when the delighful Sonja took over...
(her "hungry gay with aids" picture is a work of art though)
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Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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Did see this earlier in the week on another site
Her tweets are a bit mental though;
"Have you seen little Mermaid 3? Ariels mom is run over by a ship in that movie. Thats hilarious, cause the ocean is so big. #odds"
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Jeccius PS3 Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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Yeah it was reddit FP yesterday.
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Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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WOW is it viral etc?
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loci, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:04,
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TJ: Has /board just died?
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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It's there for me matey, but never when i need it to be :-(
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:47,
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Ah cool
So it is, just this hopless PC i'm on. I should probably do some work anyway
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:52,
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It's there for me,
but might as well have died for all that's going on there. I reckon everyone's exhausted after the Mr Men bandwagon.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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I'm having a bit of trouble with the images
/dont seem to be loading
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augsav <3, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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I'm photographing some original paintings by Joseph Wolf
They are something else!
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Enzyme posted about this yesterday, she's an absolute mental, hilarious too though.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:49,
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...
"I seriously need to get some eggs before I starve like an African child. Even if its not possible. In Sweden we have great social security."
She really is rather odd.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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She seems
to just have no filter. It's stream of consciousness stuff.
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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That's pretty much all twitter, Snowy.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:18,
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I think everyone knows someone like her.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:20,
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yes
and if you don't it must be you
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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I think she probably sees her tweets as 'challenging', and in some way making an artistic statement.
In fact, she's just pretentious and obnoxious.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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I stopped reading
At the anti-semitic stuff. Post-modern ironic racism is still, err, racism.
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North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:53,
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Except she wasn't actually being anti-semitic.
A lot of overly sensitive PC people seem to be getting wound up about nothing (and this is coming from someone who despises racism).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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I felt dreadful for laughing so hard at that.
If it's character acting then he's superb.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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^This
Trying to figure out how to embed for the pleasure of all.
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Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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Ta Much
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Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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Hmm, you seem to have edited this reply to remove the bit about me being a hero.
Good job I saved my receipt for this cape. :(
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Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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Sorry you are my hero, I'd just spelt you're- your.
I tried to edit it, then gave up on this Germany kezboard.
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Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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Tommy Cooper lives
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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Wow he is amazing!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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i think i hurt myself
laughing .. the baton rolling up and down his arms! hahahaha!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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I just stared it the fod.
Mezmorizing fod.
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atdotslash is pushing things forward, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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It's a representation of Nick Clegg through the medium of dance.
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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Hahaha
Through my tears of mirth, I couldn't help but think that he would breeze through to the closing stages of Britain's Got Talent.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:21,
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Like the talentless cunt he is.
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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I presume it doesn't matter whether we're talking about this dwarf street clown or Nick Clegg here
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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They are but one.
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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Awesome skills!
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TheSundaeLunch, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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youtu.be/4ULVQOneeZE?t=21s
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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2:14 is a genuine snorter!
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Blackdogmanguitar is away from his desk, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:47,
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Oh bless him
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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Behind my laughter...
...I was thinking "yeah, but this is more entertaining than some cunt in gold paint standing still with a kazoo stuck in his throat. I'd give this guy some money to keep going for sure :) What a legend, albeit a mentally ill one, probably.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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Peppers slightly better looking brother.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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Why are they hiding? He's a street performer.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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That's not performing,
that's failing with style...
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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Danny Bakers
career needs a jumpstart!
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DanGleeballs Don't bother, I haven't updated my sig in ages!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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Is this a deleted scene from Inland Empire?
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weareace, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:43,
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At least it keeps him off the streets.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:15,
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Awwww
Well he's trying
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:36,
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I feel bad for laughing
Reminds me that there's a guy in Bath that "break dances" and his moves aren't do dissimilar from this guy!
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A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:23,
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Well
I like that his fans were in 3D.
Avatard.
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Funt, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:34,
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gotta practice somewhere
you can do eet!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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Dad?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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I'm pretty sure
Chris Morris is involved in this. It seems like his style.
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Figmaus, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:23,
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Man sees future of Civilisation,
he's been playing the same game for a decade.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:06,
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the reddit group (with link to download his savegame) is here:
www.reddit.com/r/theeternalwar
(dl link in this thread: www.reddit.com/r/theeternalwar/comments/uyswv/here_it_is/ )
Amazing stuff!
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theoriginalsteve, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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Small but important point
George Orwell's book was not called 1984, but "Nineteen Eighty-Four". Stupid Sky News.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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very nearly called Nineteen Forty-Eight too...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:03,
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Chuck Norris-The Movie
Starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris with Chuck Norris
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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Would be great
for chuck norris to do a cameo in that.
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Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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I dunno
That might be one Chuck too much
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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There is no Chuck Norris behind Chuck Norris's Chuck Norris; there is only another Chuck Norris.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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I've just realised that I have never actually seen a Chuck Norris film.
Does that make me gay?
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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Haha
I got gayed.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:40,
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The Silence joins Big Brother on Channel 5...
I made this!
Can you remember him?
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DVDfever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:50,
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No I don't remember him.
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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I forgot about Dre the other day.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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I showed it to a gangster the other day.
He told me to furggedabowwwdit!
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DVDfever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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To be honest, it's more:
Who joins what on what!?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:58,
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Promethues
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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Remember who?
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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ssh...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tl-c_puzbM
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:21,
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Farmageddon™
I made this!
Here's a silly action movie trailer I put together, It's kinda like Die Hard but set in rural England instead of a skyscraper and starring my mate Stu instead of Bruce Willis!
link fixed
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Faldor, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:11,
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Erm.
You should post in on /talk too to let them know the link has now been fixed, they were getting worried.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:14,
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Yeah we wouldn't want to deprive them of Ponytail Twat™ up there
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:15,
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Thank fuck
I was starting to wonder if I'd had a premonition of this link or summat
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:15,
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GC
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tickle i love hip hop, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:14,
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Tee to the Hee.
The farmer all sound like art college wankers, wheres the ooo-arrr?
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pissflaps., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:18,
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I have no idea what that was about.
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atdotslash is pushing things forward, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:22,
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Really?
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:48,
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Well I liked it.
Once again, I didn't quite get it, but there are worse ways to spend my lunchbreak than watching that.
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TheSundaeLunch, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:05,
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Self Glasscock???
What is this madness? You'll break the internet if you carry on
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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I quite liked that
and the siren noises just reminded me of goldeneye on the n64
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A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:01,
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