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This is a link post "Secret" - (For men)
Spoof aftershave commercial, I ummm think.....*Shhh*....you musn't tell.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a link post So, anyone purchased the new Beck album?
I believe it's titled "song Reader".
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read about this, pretty bizarre idea.
Edit: It's a bit nasty really, i play 16 instruments but i can't read music, how many of Beck's fans read music? I'm going to go ahead and call him a cunt on this one.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can play "16 instruments"---
An entire rugby team and the ref?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're terrible and cliquey.

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can play a couple........
Tambourine and a triangle..........
And probably a kettle drum.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you can play Tabby's mum also.

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHich reminds me, anyone seen Herbs?
I've got something for her.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Fills a gap in the market'
Journalistic excellence! ;-)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post :o
hahaha! You really are a terrible cunt.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this, something different.
It's not out yet but people are managing to play what's been put in the press release and it's pretty good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJG4jI5oeM4

If it's all at about this level I can read it and play the piano bits but i'm not learning the bloody ukulele

Oh and good morning you raging foul mooded sausage muncher.
bright and cheerful chappie.
[edited to remove cuntishness]
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's really interesting
I like it. It's a bit Tom Waits, a bit Leonard Cohen, and a bit of The Stonecutter's Song from the Simpsons.

I think it's a really clever idea. I'm really interested to see how the music filters out into the world.

I had a go at playing the tune in my head (before listening to this version), but 'cos I couldn't see a sign for tempo, and also have inferior music-reading abilities, it sounded more like ska.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post read about it, like the idea.
He also contributed some stuff to a rather lovely ps3 game called Sound Shapes. As you progress through the level you unlock the music/loops which you can then use on your own levels, making your own Beck, I am Robot and Proud and DeadMau5 tunes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwZtt4Q9CxY

Lovely relaxing game
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently it will include
“when necessary, ukelele notation.”

Which I take to mean no ukulele notation at all?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I saw you in IKEA the other day....
...but later in the day I noticed you'd been posting on here when I was there. And you wouldn't have been sad enough to go on /links in IKEA.
(trustory)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post next time you think you see me in ikea
you should totally run up to me and start enthusing about whatever I've got in my little yellow ikea handbag...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can just imagine Travolta, Cruise and Beck wanking over this when he finished it
in some weird mothership ritual
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your imagination....
....is a *bit* gay.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes fist*
fnarr fnarr
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Bic for her reviews
Have made it to Jezabel. Did they see it here first, I wonder?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't know if they did
but I know I did
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Mushroom riding to Locust Toybox I made this!

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You've actually Glass Cocked yourself, well done, wow.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Self Glasscock???
He's gonna break the internet!!!

*takes cover*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a link post A family living on the edge

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure if you've done much research into this family...
but some claim that they're exploiting their daughter for donations.

highlights include:

"When she was a baby, she would get wide-eyed and look around the room. We knew right away that she was seeing imaginary animals! So we started asking her, before she could even talk, 'Are those animals you see?! What are their names?!' and eventually she was able to tell us what they were called!"

also this gem, in which they coach her to "hurt herself" so that the hospital will see her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tppzfVpcppw

I have no doubt that she may be a bit different than most children her age mentally, but it seems a lot of it is worsened by her treatment of her parents.

They continuously post on a blog asking for donations, saying they can't afford rent on their third apartment, and whatnot. And they get them. And when the donations run dry, they do another article or news spot and they pour in again.

The father admitted that when she would cry as a baby, he would hit her to make her stop. But that "that's the past, and it had no effect her mental state".

Eventually the child is going to get too old, and then I'm not sure what they'll do.

It's an interesting story, regardless.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post i read the article
and was moved to near tears from what they must be going through.
if what you are saying has even a shred of truth to it, i may just vomit. :(
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think it may be better to ignore the possible truth and just be moved instead. Maybe just not moved enough to give them more money.

When I first heard of this girl, several years ago, I was also moved. Her story interested me enough to seek out more information, and I spent an entire night doing so... sadly, most of the information I learned was negative.

I'm not entirely sure if everything that people claim is true, but it certainly seems plausible, and there was enough evidence against the parents to make me more than a little suspicious myself.

I don't recall which parent, I believe the father, but one of them is a failed writer who is just eating up all of the publicity all of the articles get.

Here's more information about the abuse, most taken straight from the blog:
http://bipolarsoupkitchen-stephany.blogspot.com/2009/10/7-year-old-schizophrenic-jani-schofield.html
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post well there is the rest of my night.
i will be reading more, thank you.

edit: well it would seem they have a TV show coming out soon. as well as a radio show, and a foundation. i am now a bit more than a little sceptical.
also it would seem the mother is pushing for a more severe diagnosis for child number two, after he was diagnosed within the autistic spectrum.
tv show here: youtu.be/VuBps0Fnawg

two parts of fox interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY5fecfnBSY
youtu.be/Y_GCXZVMTqw
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 2:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait....so they knew there was something seriously wrong with the child and yet decided to have another?
Fucking cunts.
That gets me as angry as reading (in an article on cousins marrying) "this is the fourth child the couple have had with this potentially fatal, debilitating genetic condition".
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simply change the family name
and bob (or ernie)'s your uncle
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post So how are your three siblings doing?

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bitt odd to be fair...
Send ME money.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Fat russian guy doing a bit of kung-fu.
Wait for it. Genuine surprise...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's his kick hamburger out of hand move.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *blinks*
watches again. i want that guy on my side when the shit hits the fan.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had a kung fu teacher who was fresh off 10 years of training someplace asian and he looked very...spherical

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would be funnier if he did that with his shirt off.

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it...
...are we waiting for his pants to fall off, or are we just genuinely impressed because it's a Kung Fu Panda kick?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Bookshop backwards scene from Top Secret!
Brilliant stuff

Also, a version of it played forwards which is not as interesting as I expected: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mr_XAM8CMw
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also also
just noticed it hasn't got the subtitles on for some reason - so I turned the captions on to see what they made of it. It was mildly amusing.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason it made me think of this;
You fargin iceholes
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Johnny Dangerously is a classic.

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 5:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made me think of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNWGcYcBklE
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post TOP SECRET!!
God I loved that film, does it stand the ravages of time?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The scene where they're in the cow outfit and one calf starts suckling ...
Is drop dead funny
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think so, yeah
I laughed just as much as I did when I was 9 - highest praise available from me
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The scene with the big telephone still gets me
great film
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the helmet strap
lol
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the magnifying glass
heh
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Newlywed Drowns In Wedding Dress During Photo Shoot
Note: Not actual bride in photo. No brides were hurt in the making of this photo. That is all.


(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, how awful

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this in spades

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, the fact she died,
or that she was doing "trash the dress" photos?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post She certainly trashed that dress

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Kids snippets: Salesman
There are quite a few of these, but I reckon this is the best. The idea is 'if movies were written by our children'. Genius lip-synching.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hello! Hello! Nope. Nope."
Click.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^best bit

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's brilliant!
Thanks Herbie. :)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
That's just great
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post penguin is a real pro

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fantastic! :D
Also props for the 2 seconds of Bastion soundtrack :)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Lava VS Ice

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did they fit the volcano into the back of that truck?

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seemed like they had a lot more lava
than ice to contain it. As a result I suspect that the experiment was not about the kinematics of the lava itself, or of its interaction with the ice, but I'm at something of a loss to explain what they were actually testing.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
let's ask billiepipersteeth.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who he?

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he's a very angry man who shouts about science on the main board
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now...
I like ice and I also like lava but which is better?
There's only one way to find out...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make a better lamp with lava

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe so, maybe not
www.instructables.com/id/The-Ice-Bulb/
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a bloody dangerous experiment.
You do not want to be standing near a super heated material coming into contact with water.

Get steam pocket form and "pop" your face is suddenly covered in the stuff.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may have missed the point,
but I'm wondering how they cleaned the delivery chute afterwards - or even moved it.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck, I dunno, It might be safe and it might not... NSFW
No I really don't bloody know? Nude life drawings - interesting sketch work
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a link post More of a hot air balloon than a rocket
but I'm sure this sort of kitchen science from the Met Office will appeal to many on links.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Very clever "split-screen video experiment"
And a bit of DOOM is always worthwhile.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes indeed
I saw this video earlier and it's quite creepy I thought!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very creepy indeed...
The 'simple' effects often are.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Cacodemons

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post really like mf doom

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post As do most in their right mind :)
Quite enjoying the new album too... A bit of a grower me thinks.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post A cunt of the highest order
According to those that paid to watch him in London this past weekend.

hiphopwired.com/2012/08/27/mf-doom-sends-out-another-imposter-in-london/
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 2:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Street Hawk
Along with some decent quality 800 x 600 wallpaper, you can also download a multitude of Street Hawk digital merchandise!!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd just been bought a "Team hawk" BMX when this show came out
I was 8 and that and my grandad looking exactly like Obi Wan Kenobi meant I was captain cool.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cruelly,
the show was cancelled before the obvious Knight Rider crossover could happen.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ive found myself addicted to the channel 5 TV series 'emergency bikers'
Each featured biker has a stat list including 'dream bike'. Everyone has all sorts of proper bikes on there like 'yamaha XGDFG-2002' and 'BMW 54436DFGD4-3046', but one guy (the youngest one) has his dream bike as Street Hawk :-)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who liked that
might be interested in the Airwolf documentary being made by someone on a kickstarter type site.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post harr
to riiiiiide streeeeehawk
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting new C4 comedy
...bit of a "Bedsitting Room" for the 21st Century
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched it
and kind of liked it.
much better than any of the other comedy on freeview at the moment.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
did anyone else watch (or try to watch) The Function Room? Very poor I thought, some good people in it to which was surprising, it reminded me of when the whistle blows from extras.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep... a great cast but poor writing and canned laugher

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 3:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Great opening shot

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar!
(the 2 girls, obviously)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ homo

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ lesbian

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lesbians ARE homos, you nonce

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Shrub Rocketeer

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be thick
Homo is the Latin for 'man'. Technically a 'homosexual' woman is straight.

I bet you call all dark-skinned people 'African Americans' too.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Homo
is Greek for 'same', which is then combined with the Latin-derived word 'sexual'
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all Greek to me!

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Greeks invented gayness.

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post naked gymnastics
hmmmm
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Have you ever seen naked gymnastics? Hilarious when it's the guys that are naked (there was a video doing the rounds a few years back but sadly I don't have it anymore otherwise I would share)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm always open to female olympian videos...

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post naked gymnastics is actually a tautology
'gymno' means naked
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me taut, that's for sure!

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh christ
*hands you your coat*

Get outta here, you utter twatbadger
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Lux.
A while back I posted a clip of them playing the California State Mental Hospital. Classic.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sunglasses after dark...
aaah, they're so sharp.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ace
the cramps were fookin mint!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Kids' Media: Where Pop Culture Goes To Die
My girlfriend Professor Andrews curates this Tumblr, the content of which is just as it says on the tin.

I suspect this particular well will run deep and cloudy. It's open for submissions, what are your favorite examples of perfectly-serviceable culture which has been wrecked in the interests of kiddie-friendliness?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Umm... I know a sort of exception to the rule
Alfred J Quack basically mirrored the rise of Hitler - the lead baddie had a fussy moustache, comb-over fringe and was called Dolph.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a link post The Imposter.
Sorry to post a trailer, we went to see this on Friday though, stunning, see it people!!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh that looks like
a movie i would enjoy! :)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post SEE IT, SEE IT!!!!
We were freaked out, it was superb.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post having a look for it now.
:)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 MUCH TORKIN NOT INUF EXPLOSHENS

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOuR ALl GAY!!11!
If you like explosions i suggest you fuCk OFf!11!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post IFUCKT UR MOM OFF YDAY LOLZZZ!!!!!!!!!111

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHATEVEZZZ & SZTUF.

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I WHATEEZZZZ AN STUFF UR MUMZZZ

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Bay called.
He has something for you.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 2:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really really want to see this

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's brilliant, do it!!!

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, sure, a lady walks in and you're all Mr. Rico Suave, not your normal chav self as evidenced there ^

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post If i had a gun...

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you had a gun there would be no one left.

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I hate you Skelator.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to see it on Wednesday!

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Enjoy mate, it's brilliant.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
that looks actually quite brill
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Went to try and see this last night
It wasn't on at any of the local cinemas. Bugger.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-(
It will be soon, i'm sure.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have looked at Bristol cinemas for WEEKS now
and there is no sign of it. Best be on soon...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks awesome!
Hopefully it will reach our local nickelodeon... Folk round here often don't take too kindly to intelligent films aimed at adults.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Added to watchlist. Will wait for DVD tho, which is December.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:00, , Reply)

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