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This is a link post Tigers apparently don't like soup.
I've never wanted to see a tiger go all ferocious before, but here is one instance in which it would be appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post They are AWESOME.
That's a bit depressing though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was disappointed that the herd wasn't thinned at least a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck the tigers
I much rather not see anyone mauled to death
 (hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I won't judge your sexual predilictions
But I do think teasing massive wild cats is best done out of the reach of their claws.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they Russian?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i really don't get what is going on there...
but i feel very sorry for the tigers.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post if this is indeed the same place and the allegations are true,
it's a criminal shame.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Temple#Criticism_and_reports_on_animal_abuse
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Animals are not toys
I don't know how they managed to suppress their instincts to maim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, where's Jahled when you need an expert?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been eaten by one of them.

(pissflaps., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
4 EVA N R TUM TUMS
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post just wrong
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Temple
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the far eastern version of Dignitas?
To be honest, I do this with my friend's cat
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you evil bastard
I hope it rips your face off.
 (hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post surreal short film featuring Flying lotus' new stuff
creaming myself about the new album. Also, any b3tans want to come with me to see him in london? Can't find no real life friends who like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post drive by
thru the medium of dance. brilliant.
 (poochengeez, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful, bizarre, awesome.
And I'd be there with you at the gig, but I live in Edinburgh. Just go.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Rumour has it Cyriak done did some stuff for them...
https://twitter.com/cyriakharris/status/245192608320733184
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm up fer it.
Just noticed O2 Brixton on 03 11 2012 is cancelled.
But...
16 11 2012 @ Troxy is still happening.
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Chance to own a piece of History
... AKA some ex-olympic tat.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post £55 for 4 used tennis balls?
Let the morons begin their purchasing!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Dawn of the Bread
has moved to QotW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You are hilarious.
hilarious Gay and touch children, you know you shouldn't but you can't help it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the rim is still for sale.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprising lack of Jessica Ennis gym knickers
We could have sold them and gotten this country out of debt in one fell swoop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm
Still moist.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't pay £3000 for a rim.
memorabilia.london2012.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?sid=1100443&auctionId=17888
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post We want the legacy but we also want to sell it.
Cakey? Eaty?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post MMMmmmm. Cake

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yarg!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember when the tabloids whipped up loads of people to hate the 2012 Olympic design.

(pissflaps., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post on looking at some of those prices
i have this to say www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSGb-mCFjqY&feature=player_detailpage#t=31s
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post £330 for a rugby ball!?
Christ, I'll get one from JJB sports & dribble on it for a third of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Adam Curtis's The Century of Self.
Part one of one of the best documentary series' I've ever seen.

All about how we're a bunch of twats who don't think for ourselves. And something about the influence of psychoanalysis on capitalism and Freud's son or something pfft.
(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace.
I do love you though.

Also, someone posted this here previously:

thoughtmaybe.com/browse/video/adam-curtis
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's tonight's internet absorption sorted.
Ta!
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post In a similar vein
Here's a short novel about how automation fails to live up to its potential for making our lives better. (Not the best fiction, but pretty good for free)
 (jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The Loving Trap
clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 'The trap' was his finest
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZt2HhFXB3M

Should be required viewing for everyone.
 (spunkyD, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a link post Photographic Manipulation from Decades ago.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If you liked that you may like 60's soviet airbrushing out of undesirables.
www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/04/soviet-space-propaganda/?pid=1181&viewall=true
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Amy Winehouse - Valerie (live)
Often, I've felt like Amy Winehouse; today I just feel like a little Amy Winehouse. Addiction is a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yes you do look like a little amy winehouse i agree.

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the skinny legs. I'm working on them

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You feel like you've been cremated before burial?
Monday really isn't working out too well for you, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I've been baked before breakfast... does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Close enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A massive talent.
Addiction is a bitch, poor Amy, very sad, the footage of her last show was very upsetting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post In this clip she just seems so vulnerable.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought she was a Sacha Baron Cohen character.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that is low! No candy for you today.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I done a nice photoshop to illustrate that but I don't know how to post on links.
Oh well. Can I have some candy now please?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Then stop.
*runs*
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You should post that on /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I jest. I was merely being a twat. Doesn't take much effort thankfully.
I've never actually posted on /talk. Maybe I bloody will.
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't bother.
You don't seem to have entirely grasped the concept of conversation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Lesson learned!

(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A talent like that....It's such a waste
She could have been the next whitney houston
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post She was a really good singer
but there are lots of people who can sing like that, or better. Only difference being that they don't royally fuck their lives up. I'm being harsh I know but I don't get it. She had everything and it wasn't enough.
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the nature of addiction. And what one thinks is "success" is not what another person wants of needs.
Often, success is seen as a goal to make one happy; once they get there they realize that is not the vehicle for happiness. Add to it all the trappings of fame and it can deepen the spiral.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post One thing she didn't have was a proper friend to give her a slap and tell her to sort herself out.
Instead all she had were acquaintances who's apparent daily goal was to drink and get high.
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees Bird to your Mother, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post In the proper (ie not live) version of it
she says quietly at the start "I'm sorry Charlie Murphy, I was having too much fun" Only noticed it recently

Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest etc etc
 (Jimmers, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post cat-o-matic
One of my team made this. Play it and make him happy.
 (Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 41 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 53 :-(
but i am somewhat of a tard.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 35 is the current in-office record I think.

(Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 35 secs
There´s a typo in it. "laugh in *their* face"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta. I'll tell him when I see him tomorrow
and fire him for making this in work time :-)
 (Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 64 sec
i feel completely stupid now.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 70 seconds here. I feel totally adequate.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post good
(my feeling completely stupid might have little to do with this game)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 31 seconds.
Should I be proud or worried?
 (I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Proud.
Your cat-matching skills are just what this country needs to drag itself out of recession.
 (Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 54

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 29 seconds with my first (and last) attempt. I'm happy with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A damn fine score.

(Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I could whoop my parents asses at games of Matching Pairs when i was 3.
I'm a fucking legend. Or my parents were think as dogshit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 51

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Your time taken was 27 sec
*dances*

Disclosure: 2 kids who love "speed matching pairs thing" games.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Your time taken was 22 sec
getting better...
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 22 seconds?
That's fast.
 (Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 37 seconds on the first attempt
37 seconds on the second.... I think i'll take my average score.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 26
seconds. V happy with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade Get cape, wear cape, fall off horse, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 51

(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray
111 seconds. Great game
*45 seconds(i thought it was a shoot em up at first)
 (Sherbets Leaf, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 49 seconds.
I feel neither happy nor sad.
I feel I should be doing other things with my life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 58 sec
But i had to stop to fly spray a fly
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
172 seconds! Winnar!
 (paperbus, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a link post Sapphire & Steel: Assignment 1
A spooky, time-bending tale from the late 70's.

All 6 of their earthbound assignments have been made into feature-length episodes by the same user.
The one most people seem to remember is the haunted railway station (Assignment 2).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that was a fucking strange show
I remember watching it as a kid, never understood what was going on, but it was eerie and unsettling
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Other than being entities that fixed breaks in time/repelled malignant forces, there wasn't a lot of explanation ever given.
Which just added to the overall sense of unease.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I only just discovered this last year.
A really great series. Absolute mindfuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not usually a fan of reboots, but this is one series that might do well from such a move.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh. Loved that series.
That, and Children of the Stones.
Scariest theme music ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not too sure about that.
It's really of its time.

It could pick up from where it left off, of course....
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They now need to do The Tomorrow People
/shows age
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Biker Thieves in Croydon

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it didn't look like they used arms in the robbery
overall their plan looked kind of pissweak
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post They were clearly using their arms

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post but not bare arms, fortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Too bad they didn't have guns. Maybe they would have accidentally shot themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *Safe* criminals wear high-vis.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha-ha! What a bunch of weeds.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea of driving your scooter with plate on view right up to the cameras...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Dicks

How did they expect to get any further than that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Multiplayer Asteroids
this is fucking amazing
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't want to piss on your chips but it's not multiplayer
Go far enough to the side you can see the gap in the swarm engine and all the ships start facing the same direction.

You've not spent long playing this have you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oh shut up you terrible killjoy

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And there's no santa claus
The monkeys didn't write their own songs
FUCK doesn't stand for "fornicate under command of the king"
Jordan's tits arn't real
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Andre says he is

(slarty, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post Airbus vision of flying by 2050

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly. Zombies won't be able to fly planes.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Plaaaaaaaaaanes....

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
:D

Bravo!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the zombies we will need to worry about,
they will also have been wiped out by the robot uprising.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's amazing how planes are constantly being improved by analysing how birds fly
Those sticky-up wing tips are derived from birds' wings and now it looks like they're going to flock! I predict by 2150 aeroplanes will have feathers.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post will planes of the future
try and swipe my fish and chips when im walking down the promenade?
 (Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely then,
The logical thing will just be to invent massive birds?

Passengers can climb into a church-sized piece of seed, then get poo'd out in Tenerife or Vegas or whatnot?
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Still a more pleasant experience than flying Ryanair.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The flocking thing has been worked on for a while
NASA had a program running for it in 2001:
www.nasa.gov/centers/dryden/history/pastprojects/AFF/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't flocking swear so much

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I predict in 50 years it will be too expensive to fly anywhere.
Everyone will be all virtualised and hologrammed and all that.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post How are we going to have any kind of planes, let alone smart ones
when the fuel is going to run out long before 2050
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well isn't your glass half-empty?
I confidently predict there will be planes in 2050. I'll even stake five whole pounds on it. Contact me in 2050 to claim it if there aren't any.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post we'll have Nuclear planes by then
and wave powered ones

and downloadable chocolate
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Planes taking off and landing on trolleys is complete balls.
What happens when the planes need to divert somewhere else?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post just divert the trolleys too
god you are so thick
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't fool me that easily
It's trolleys all the way down, young man!

(On a more serious note, the catapult-launch is a fuel-and-time-and-noise-saving measure, not a necessity, and not used for landing)
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSETTE, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post Mum sleep walking
I cant tell if this is GC, its quite a new clip doing the rounds at the moment.
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
their other video is funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tekXd1eVLFQ&feature=relmfu
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I never understand the cinammon challenge. What do people expect to happen? There is no challenge. It makes you choke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i would guess that
her sleep walking has much to do with the large quantities of prescription meds on the shelf above the fruit.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Bearded dragon Vs Grape
Have some scaly floof
(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it for the ending!

(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OUCH!
I *knew* he was going to get his finger bitten!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post How did an animal so shit at eating manage to evolve?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask any number of small insects.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Lychee
Aww just knew it would fall off. Think it's a lychee btw. Eyeball fruit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jesus baps Seems to be a bit rubbish, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be, or could be a peeled red grape.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We may never care

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah you care,
Now i've sent the film to the C.S.I labs and they tell me it is indeed a peeled red grape.

Note the greenish hue to the fruits flesh?
Now a lychee is white and would have picked up the ambient lighting and appeared yellow.

Grapes however have the same translucent green flesh whatever their skin colour.

It's not 100% so i've applied for a government grant to perform a series of tests and will have a definitive answer in around 3 to 4 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww,
it's so cute! What do you call stuff that isn't fluff?
 (maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruff ?
?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Holness, you dirty beggar.
Shown in tribute just after his passing, this episode of Blockbusters contains a prime bit of innuendo from Bobby as he introduces the female contender.

How did he get away with it?

Because he was Bob Fucking Holness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post for reference
skip ahead to 1.45
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy page 4, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt really find that innuendo-ish
merely him saying 'what a useful skill' in a sarcastic manner.
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If that's what was intended, it seems that she took it the wrong way.
*snicker*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post I will never forget the day
the Mega Powers split.
(Fluffster, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Dark times.

(I helped save b3ta! atdotslash is pushing things forward, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Balding middle-aged men in their pants pretending to fight.

Not as arousing as I thought it would be.
.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly not as good as watching Big Daddy fight Giant Haystacks at the Cambridge corn exchange

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
Many Saturday mornings, a long time ago...
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Drinking panda pops and eating marathon bars

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post sledging, or is it? a .gif
Its cool anyway
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post cool dadyo

(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post CanIhaveago?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post YyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEHA!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *Punches the air*
Woop!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post Kittens

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt is going to jizz his pants when he sees this vid.

(pissflaps., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's ignored you.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish he would but he keeps sending me pictures of himself naked. I think he one of the 'gays' that lurk around here.

(pissflaps., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone ignores our troll
Psst , post your thoughts on Southern France
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Who said that?
:)
 (jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, I already jizzed in them for him.
It's a busy day, I thought it'd save him some time.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Cats are Cool!
Just 6 more sleeps till I get my kittens!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Pro Tip: Sear in oil before slow cooking- that way the meat just falls off the bones.
Ooh, I HATE "more sleeps", where did that horrid phrase come from?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
people with children. I used it ironically, and sadly now use it regularly. Stupid kids.....
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Marc Dutroux.

(pissflaps., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Sleeps? Yeah, I don't know. People with the mind of a child I guess.
I too used to use it ironically until it slipped into my usual vocabulary. Same as 'init' That used to be a joke but I say that seriously now.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You're pregnant?
With KITTENS???
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently,
a brood of rats are also called kittens.
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You should post this on /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You should think about emigrating to qotw.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You should think about killing your cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You monster.
Spoken like a true, cold-blooded qotwer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you didn't like cats?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait,
you're still here?
*hint*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious.
You are very funny in a 'I'm a rapist and will attack you and your animals' type of way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, we can't all be as humorous as you, Tubs.
www.b3ta.com/links/854763
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
The one on the right has defective ears. I like that one the best!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jesus baps Seems to be a bit rubbish, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Spam alert: Hobbit Movies iOS app
Free Hobbit Movies app from Warner promoting The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, due for release in the US in December, first in the trilogy of films based on The Hobbit.

Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, here's a link to a year-old piece with a great suggestion for a running order for watching the Star Wars Saga, pertinent for those of us with kids approaching an age when they'll be watching the films for the first time. Apologies if this is veetreous cock.
Star Wars: Machete Order
 (wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I've come across the machete order before but probably not on here.
It makes some sense. I'm not clear on when to show Caravan of Courage/Battle For Endor though. Caravan is supposed to be set between ESB and RotJ, but watching it at that point would spoil the reveal of Ewoks in RotJ and seriously ruin the momentum of the Anakin/Ben/Luke story. I suppose the real question is whether to watch them before or after TPM.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post Good morning b3ta I made this!
This one is suitable for your kids.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sacrilege!
Hilarious sacrilege!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You are my favourite thing on YouTube.
And I mean thing.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
I think
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This should be shown in all schools everywhere

(Mandrake needed a dispenser on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
As always. Please don't stop making these.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome.
i completed brotherhood and i'd apparently only completed half of it. bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I shall never look at the Virgin of Guadalupe in quite the same way now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
You are both a genius and a loon. An excellent combination. Also rather educational. I never new the phrase jiminycooch before. I intend to use it a conversation before the day is out.
 (I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Man with monkey in his pants
An everyday story of a man with a 7" loris. Also contains a man with 10 turtles in his pants.
 (Smale is stuffed, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
btw a loris-chimp is a primate but not a monkey-ape
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post the man with 10 turtles in his underwear
also had six Persian cats, three poisonous tarantula spiders and 11 birds eggs ... where was he hiding those? 0_o
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)

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