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This is a link post So, you've got all this knobcheese just going to waste?
You're not the only one!
 (wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell were you searching for :)
Ugh btw. :######
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post HONESTLY
was looking for how to defrost fish. Not sure how the algorithm for related posts works exactly...
 (wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking
nope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha. I like the reply from "Goerge", who can't even seem to spell his own name.
"You are part of the reason why there are so many sexual predators. You are VERY sick in the head and should be placed with Jerry Sandusky. The minimum age for Yahoo Answers is 13. Many people would think the Cooking section is free and clear of sick and twisted and very gross questions but unfortunately there are sick people such as you that make simple surfing in this section a problem. Your sickness reflects your parents as well. They should be so proud they raised such a sick and very twisted individual. You however disregard the Yahoo Answers terms of service. You also lack any respect. It is my wish that you learn some respect but that hope is most likely wasted. You are in violation of the terms of service so your question will disappear. Add in the fact that you are most likely enjoying the series of facts which make you a disgusting person means you are probably headed for prison where you will get all the cheese you want and cheese you don't want but they will happily give it to you even while you are screaming. No I am not wrong. Your words are sick. You are sick and ummm when NOT IF WHEN you get to prison you are welcome to ask about the cheese again. You are too immature to understand the fact that you are on your way to prison. You say ummm I am just making a joke. Why you overreacting? Your disregard of the younger people on here show that you will go to prison one day because of your lack of respect for society at large. Your immaturity is unfortunately blinding you to that FACT. Fact Daniel. Not an opinion."


Whatever, Goerge. Why don't you tell us what you really think?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like he knows me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not true
He doesn't mention spiders once.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not talking to Amadeus until this image challenge is over.
This has all gone too far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a spider image challenge!?
Bring out the GIMP!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You just replied to him

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hur hur hur.
I'm off to college now with my student briefcase and floppy fringe, you know you love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget your stupid trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goerges use of ummm
not once, but twice, in that reply really bugs me.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post here you go i think this sums it up nicly


www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QZ0bTtHcMQ
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post owww owww owww owww owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Still doesn't redeem him for Crystal Skull.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Howard the Duck - "A new breed of hero" was a masterpiece though

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's the difference between 'philanthropy' and just plain old 'giving to charity'?
Apart from that people who call it philanthropy tend to bang on about how amazing and generous they are in the papers.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can afford it without even thinking about it then it's philanthropy.
If it involves sacrificing a portion of your hard-earned revenue and making compromises elsewhere in your life to accommodate that, then it's just plain old boring giving to charity.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm on reflection that seems alarmingly close to the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Took the words straight out of my mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
Philanthropy allows your massive ego to choose where the money you don't need is spent, making it look like you actually care about a cause, rather than just giving it to the government as tax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah there is that tax thing, although I don't believe a nice charitable person like Bill Gates or Bono would abuse that loophole for a second

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you give enough money to charity you get to nonce up to 10 kids a month tax free.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tax I believe
or rather the offsetting of donations against it
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crystal Skull had a stupid ending,
but Temple of Doom was much much worse overall.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume the new image challenge is to your liking?
You're welcome
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Absothislylutely.
Watched all 4 recently, Temple of Doom sticks out like a sore, rancid cock.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post KALIMAAAARRRR

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Crystal Skull
Either I just don't care any-more or I have lost the ability to separate the wheat from the chuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Cassetteboy vs Obama vs Romney I made this!
A new video what we done for a new YouTube comedy channel. Watch it now while it's still topical.
(cassetteboy, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He said butt. hur hur hur.
Big fat click from me
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
partialitylols
 (UTB, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA! The quickfire round!
Excellent stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hunting women got a LOL outta me.
have a click. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post superb!
France?
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That were right mega!

(weareace, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing as always :)

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha! fuck! incredible as ever!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kerlick!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post S'alright but
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQu2SVFF-cU
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yup, that is really amazing.
 (cassetteboy, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube clips are 10x more win
when you don't know what's coming.

Fact.
 (Sacamacamojo II is now on his 3rd b3ta account, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is definitely true.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The cat jumping off that ledge (in the first compilation) I'd seen a hundred times but the soundtrack made it so much better!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does make a difference! I found it funnier too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post this has lots of win
sing it if you know it
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post all of the win
1.37 :)
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 07:30
"He has a Seagull!"

Wut?
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The way that ends
is fucking brilliant.....
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post #3 had snippets
from brodyquest. That alone was enough to make my day.
 (TheASK, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Sausage facts
to prep you for Sausage week next week. fnar fnar

"Once made, sausages used to be stuck up chimneys to be mildly cured"
 (photoben, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normally sticking your sausage up a chimney is a way of contracting something that needs curing.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post well done :-)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good way of browning your sausage though

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post your mumma
fulfills all my sausage browning requirements
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something about oinkment!

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not what I was expecting from a site called lovepork.co.uk
I used to work in a butchers and a good sausage is a work of art.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if this site /\/\ is available in muslem countrys?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sausages
killed and raped my grandmother.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok in that order.
Much easier.
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like sausage, in my mouth.
Amadeus is the sausage expert though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^innit.
Plus, have you noticed how he's got all big for his boots now that his suggestion for image challenge was accepted?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post O RLY??? I wasn't privy to this, I have been busy, come on dish!
Edit: Spiders? Hmmm.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What??
*checks front page*

YEURS! RESULT!!1 IN YOUR FACE BRIAN!

*ahem*
Jolly good
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spiders!?! Oh, you CUNT.
This has gone too far...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was that conversation with you the other week that gave me the idea to suggest it too.
You must be very proud to have been instrumental in a whole week of spider related posts!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is *exactly* the cuntery to which I was referring.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ it's not just me calling you brian then?
i didn't realise that. i should never have offered to call you tabs again tabs.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Solly.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The student has become the master.
*snatches pebble from hand*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Russell Grant likes sausages?
Who would have guessed
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ones made from man-cock ...
still attached to the man, euphemistacally called 'sausage'.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post More than 1000 police officers have criminal records
At least they did in 2009. This makes them proportionately much higher than the average for any organisation of their size.

To my mind, having a record should bar you from being a policeman, but I imagine the police themselves would consider that outrageous ...or something.

The 1000:
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/mar/11/police-officers-criminal-records

400+ in the Met alone:
www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/how_many_serving_met_police_offi
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many are for driving offenses or ones that did not result in a custodial sentance?
If the state has spent 10s of thousands on training someone up, they've then worked for years gaining experience it'ld be a shame to just toss them on the scrap heap for a minor offence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post To get a driving conviction
You must either be drink driving, being unbelievably reckless, speeding way beyond 100mph or causing huge accidents. Its nearly impossible to get a custodial conviction for driving if you don't hit anyone, as that footballer who was doing 130mph (Andre Santos) showed.

Penalty points don't count as convictions.

So on that basis, if a Polis has a driving conviction (eg. a drunk-driving ban), then it shows a massive lack of understanding and respect for the laws they are meant to uphold and so I think they should obviously be barred.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget they'll be a lot less of them around soon too.
So then your proportion figure could be higher I guess, but at least the Guardian will be happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a bad thing
We need more good, sensible, non-criminal Police peoples (which I'm still convinced make up most of the force). Just less of the criminal, corrupt and racist ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. We ain't going to get them though.
Less police. Less money. Less resources. Little articles like this really help too.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post awooga awooga lego hair alert lego hair alert awooga awooga

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking crock, a 20 pound fine 22 years ago, he was hardly fucking kids was he.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Love Jewish Comedians?
Then you will love Jerry Seinfeld talking to Jewish (some aren't Jewish) comedians in cars getting coffee.

Or maybe you'll think it's shit.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Religion + comedy = right-on dogshit

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, right-on! *pumps fist*
...wait, what?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed that
ta
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a link post I know b3ta loves a good kickstarter project, so here's my mates'
A bunch of incredibly talented film & TV students at York University (including my flatmate) are looking for funding for their 3rd year project. It's a short film called 'The Painter and the Thief', entirely written, directed, edited, produced etc by students. They've managed to raise £5000 of their own money so far, but being lowly students, they need the help of the public in order to make a properly slick production.
 (JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.
In my day you got 50 quid and a crappy VHS camcorder to make a student film. And grateful we were too!
inserts joke about TV being all "fields" back then. Geddit? Meh.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luxury!
In my day you got given a ski mask, a half brick and directions to the nearest Rumbelows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post you lucky bastard i wish i'd had it like that.
they showed us a penny and then threw it in the ocean and we had to go and look for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post £5000 for a student film!
We did a student film and we just managed with whatever we could get our hands on.

Our only costs were for VHS tapes, which today's students don't even need to buy, with it all being digital now.

You could make a full length feature for £5K
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most pron films fall well under that.
Classy ones too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post We made a classy one in the alley by te bins behind the red lion, Tina only charged a bottle of lambrini and 20 winchester blues.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you do mail order?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does do mail order
But beware, watching it meant I was put on the register for 5 years
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was worth it though, wasn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post What bollocks!
Hiring a RED camera won't make this student film any less shit than all the others.
If they're students, they already have access to free camera equipment and should be using it.

I'm with the others. If you don't have the budget for a certain type of shot and you can't pull in any favours (which is what you should be doing everywhere) then find an alternative.

Fucking entitled kids today!
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing 'entitled' about asking people for help
Demanding it, maybe. Also the RED camera is owned by the University, they need the budget for hiring professional actors and providing transport to remote locations. Having seen the difference between the films made using only student actors, and those made with a budget for pro actors, you can see why these guys want to get in the professionals, as it it dramatically increases the overall quality of the film, making it more likely they'll get into film competitions and hopefully get jobs in the industry at the end of it all.
 (JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have they heard of Star Now?
Budding actors willing to work for a copy of the film etc www.starnow.co.uk
 (waruuu, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll put them onto it
Cheers for the helpful comment... more the sort of thing I was expecting from b3ta to be honest...
 (JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's really what you were expecting from b3ta?
I would be expecting a barrage of spamcuntage, glasscocks, insults, and general mischief.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post your penis is made of liquid sand and your vagina meat is processed you tittywiggler

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo you rotter!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you should have been expecting that. :P
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that too of course,
But it looks like people aren't reading that little bit in red saying "if you don't like it, don't say anything"...
 (JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't want rude or inappropriate comments as well as help or constructive criticism,
Don't post on B3TA :)
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Innit
This is not 'other members' work' anyway, this is a cheeky request.
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell us
what to do, maaaaaaaaaaannn!!!!
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahaha!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think people saying 'stay in your own budget' is a helpful comment
We're a bitter bunch here when it comes to people asking for money.

My problem with this pitch is that he's asking for £5k with no breakdown of WHY he wants that money.

Considering you're not paying for camera ops, editors, runners, lighting, sound, director, or ANY of that (because you're handling that yourself, right? As film students) where is this £5k going?

OK, so you want to hire good actors. You should only be hiring your 2 main leads. There are plenty of resources for getting free* (minus travel expenses) actors for any background cast or extras.
How many days shooting do you need to pay for these actors?

£5k is a lot of money for a student film and bollocks should any of that money go towards paying for the time of the students involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 4:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what everyone else says

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You will only spend it all on drugs & stupid haircuts.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and those ridiculous trousers someone has tricked them all into wearing
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post What everyone else said
Also, the acting in the director's other film was so woeful (lad in particularly) it really doesn't help the cause.
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll do the catering
I make the best cat kebabs this side of Guam.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think your mates are taking themselves and their school project a bit to seriously to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plot sounds dreary. If I invest I want you to spend the 5k on a huge explosion in the art gallery caused by a discarded cigarette and a leaky gas main.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is just silly.
Film students... urgh.

I find it amusing that arguably this year's two most commercially successful Brit directors, Nolan and Mendes, never went to film school.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahem, Tarantino, The weinsteins, Guy ritchie, James Cameron, Sergio Leone, Trey Parker, Christopher Nolan,
Luc Besson, Kevin Smith, Wes Craven.... I could go on.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Being an electronics student, I personally wouldn't dream of asking for £5K for a uni project,
But, I'm pretty shocked by the reaction this is getting from b3tans, some of whom I'm sure have had a leg up in the past, financially or otherwise. I think the fact that they've stumped up £5000 of their own cash shows a ridiculous amount of ambition and hard work which you've got to admire them for. And what's wrong with making a kickstarter page to see if they can double their budget? I'm sure if they don't reach their target they'll be able to work within whatever budget they have, and it'll be great, but why not try and make something they can take to film comps, show to potential employers etc that looks like a proper piece of professional work?
 (JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I funded my uni projects in the normal, old fashioned way
by wanking off tramps in the park for loose change.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh
An old fashioned.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'uni projects' being...
...drugs I assume.
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah why not
the richest kids should be able to get ahead on those who may have more talent but can't access the money.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're making the assumption that they didn't work for it and save themselves...

(JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're missing the point

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think what is causing the friction here
is that b3ta is full of creative people who have been and done the student thing and are now struggling to make their own stuff off their own back and get noticed in a world oversaturated by creatives - seeing upcoming students throwing money at their student film to get the advantage in this industry is likely to nark people who are going to end up competing with them
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
*slashes wrists*
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chill out on the rational answers please.
I'm lucky if I get one situation to be angry at a week.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I think you've got it bang on
I understand why people don't agree with it, especially if they've been making cool stuff for nowt. And I wouldn't expect that many people to fund it. It's just the comments about being 'arrogant' or 'entitled' which are really fucking wrong. I've helped out with a few of their projects before and they're some of the most hardworking people I've met (filming for 22 hours a day for three days straight because that's the longest the uni will let you have the equipment for, for example). They're not asking for the money so they can spaff out some shite in HD and expect a 1st, they just want to make something that'll stand out and look more like a professional movie than a student film.
 (JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you've hit the nail on the head
You need money to stand out. That's the annoying reality of film. But if that's what it boils down to, what scope is there for actual talent?

It annoys me that your friends are taking that approach. Why aren't they trying something different? Trying to be resourceful? The fact is, most student films are incredibly mediocre. I'm sure they're lovely hard working people... but there are so many of them doing the same shitty thing. Anyone who makes films knows you can get away with a hell of a lot if you film it on a flashy camera.

If they think 5k is needed to put them ahead of the competition, then they don't deserve it. Sorry to be harsh.

I think you as an electronics student would be far more deserving of the money, personally.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
Also, although this doesn't bother me, there is a lot to be learned when you have a real limited budget. Part of the learning process, paying your dues as it were.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think your mates need to come back down to earth
I think we are reacting so because of how completely out of proportion your mates are taking this. Are they planning to screen it at Cannes or something? Come on, they are at university and can't make a film with five grand?

I also don't recall such lavish budgets being the requirement or expected of any university project.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad Taste was posted on here yesterday
It looks like shit, but still manages to demonstrate Peter Jackson's talents as a director. He only got to do the Lord of the Rings once he proved himself on smaller films.

The point of a student film, or indeed a showreel, is not to show off how much money you had to spend, but to show off what you were able to achieve with the resources available.

As a final point, if you need an example of why a large budget isn't necessarily a good thing, watch John Carter.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Peter Jackson just did it himself. No film school. No failed film graduates/professionals 'teaching' him.

Jackson, Spielberg, Ridley Scott, Christopher Nolan, Sam Mendes, Paul Greengrass - all smart, innovative filmmakers who didn't go to film school.

Zack Snyder, Michael Bay, George Lucas - all executors of stylised cliche who went to film school.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget
Ben Dover. Preston Ass Bitches 4 is one of cinema's greats.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What! it was no way as good as slam it in her ass 3 with Peter North.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on
The whole slam it in series was ruined by over use of CGI. North's talent was corrupted by corporate financing. In slam it in 7, Cindy's revenge, the cum on her back shot was green screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You monster! thanks for ruining one of my favourite childhood films.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, you've really brought out the cunt in b3tans with this one.
I'm surprised and slightly disappointed by the amount of sheer hostility on show here.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck you
edit. sorry i was relying on you some how knowing that i'm lovely and was trying to be funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just the arrogance of it.
And sense of entitlement as others have pointed out. 'I'm worth 5K.'

Fuck Red One cameras. They should be making do with what they've got, being resourceful. If there's any talent there it will come out regardless.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Red One camera's being supplied by the uni. For nowt.
The cash is for 'proper' actors.
'Cos their uni hasn't got a drama department full of struggling acting students who'd be appreciative of the chance of opportunity to work on a film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should be using family members
And friends.

How dare they have a budget.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to agree
Fair play to them for trying something ambitious. If they pull of something great with this idea it will help them in future projects. How many student projects are made each year? It looks like they're trying to distinguish themselves as more than a bunch of students with a camera. £5,000/£10,000 is a lot of money for a student project but if they produce something that looks like its worth that much and helps their future career prospects then well done!
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who uses the word "slick"
Doesn't deserve my money. I was going to stump up the full £5k but because you described it as wanting to be "slick" you can get lost.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
first huge guffaw of the day
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now this may sound imature but it could affect how I decided to go on this
In the final film does anybody that clip take their clothes off?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are
shaved animals. Good enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post First rule of film making
Use other people's money! You've got to admire their balls [snigger]. Good luck to them with their project. On one hand I tend to agree with the notion that it should be made on a shoestring, as that way the talent of the film makers will shine through, but a large part of film making is financing it, so bravo to them for trying this method out. In short: I don't really know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea really
I bet I would have given this a try in my day if I could have. Saying that, doing things the hard way can really pay off and give the film some charm that will otherwise get lost in HD saturated coloured mediocrity.
I do think the story needs a little more pizazz though. A little more spice, less wishy washy if you know what I mean. 25 mins of teens talking could be really dull if the script isn't funny/well written.
good luck though.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they shoot it HD it will just look like everything else on Vimeo.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Vimeo
It takes ages to load, mostly a pain, and mostly everything on there looks like it was done by the same person.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, very much this.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't
have any money for my videos. So I drew stickmen in them, badly. One of them won me $10,000. Jus' sayin'. The film world is a funny old game.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are Don Hertzfeldt AICMFP?
Actually, any chance of a link to your $10k-winning one? I'm intrigued.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure.
I think people thought it was so bad that it was good, as sometimes happens. This is a repost after my You Tube ban. The first one had well over 1,000,000 views and was shown on the telly too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LelSfbFwIXo
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I like it ... "ideas are more important than execution", perhaps?
Some of the best stuff out there is "bad art".

Given you netted a prize for it... mustn't grumble. :)
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post So
Did this go as well as you had expected?
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tickle wants a music video, can I have 5 grand to make him one please.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll chip in a tenner

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!!! We can hire a skank to bogle in a kappa boob tube and hot pants!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Round here that gets a couple
*shakes that ass*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see it now, this film is going to be a riot of acne, cellulite, polyester and chlamydia,
It's going to be well classy.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will happily wank off a tramp
if that helps? Although I'm the first to wonder why it would help.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would definitely help, it would be a nice counterbalancing juxtaposition to the eternal struggle of the lead protagonist.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'd help the tramp
I've got a mate removes his glass eye when he's pissed and puts it on the end of his tongue. Can he be in it?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody too right!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ill match that
We could be like a really angry version of this Kickstarter
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 4:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting thread with lots of valid points.
Have your pals looked into product placement? Going back about five years now, some student types I knew got a deal with Red Stripe sponsoring them.

They weren't that bright though it seems (and proceeded to show budget isn't everything) as they hired Danny fackin' Dyer.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is pretty interesting isn't it?
I hadn't even considered anyone on here/elsewhere would have a problem with it. At worst I thought people might look at the page, think "nah" and get on with their lives, didn't realise it would actually grind people's gears that bad but tbh I think cyriak and a few others up there made pretty good points.

I'll get them to look into product placement as well. And make sure they avoid Danny Dire.
 (JosefK, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will genuinely donate 1 pot noodle
if you pay postage. Location catering sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post If a film is good,,,,it usually has-
A- Good acting and script.
B- A good director.

All the rest of the stuff at this early stage is neither here nor there.

You're a student and your friends are students so A and B at best will be desperately average.
I do however wish you luck in your enterprise. I won't be investing, I'm out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So what happens if you don't hit the target? Will the Uni fail you for making the same movie with a lower budget?
I'd agree with those who said looking for proper sponsorship or product placement is probably the way to go, rather than waving your begging bowl at randoms on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Who Put That Dick On His Back? NSFW
Probably older than the internet. Bothered?
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suddenly there was a panic buy of dicks
and this children, is how the recession began
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dicks have risen!
It might be inflation.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a link post What is this sport were you have to stick yourself to the ceiling?
EDIT: Comment mindpiss
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know.
Nice to see that Dick Coach get an award though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post mirth ensued in my house.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Office lol here
Also, if you look at it and imagine she's stood up it makes your eyes go a bit funny
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Was it just me?
The first thing I saw was... well, I'm sure you can spot it. Has this place truly corrupted me beyond measure?
 (I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not just you, I don't like star lens filters either.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
sphincters everywhere!
 (UTB, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, I too spend too much time here.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Poo bagger needed
I'm looking for a job in Australia at the moment... thought I'd come out of lurk mode to share. I especially enjoy the photo demonstration of what the job involves.
 (Untitled1, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a sack of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could be an excrement opportunity.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Send them your CV
And then follow through with a phone call.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should log all communications
in your diarrhea
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is all a bit too forced.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post you lot are just going through the motions.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't push it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm going to sit on this stool
and wait
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of familiar faeces around here.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You may also be interested in...."
"....Help cooking Indian food."
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A dream come true!
It's nothing I haven't done before and you even get your own string - I'm working out if I can afford to emigrate as this is a fantastic opportunity that I really can't afford to miss.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Meet the cast of Neighbours'
'who will be providing said poo'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post were you looking up
poo related wares on gumtree?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a link post John Peel nooooo....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "claims"

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has been known about for ages.
The BBC are changing the name of the Peel Wing due to it, or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post .....to 'The Virgin Dungeons'

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Bloody Hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was married to a 15 year old while he was in America too, which was perfectly legal in whichever state it was
it's all in his autobiography
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\/\/\/\/\
What Toast and Lawn said. It's hardly a secret.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teenage kicks....

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Breaking news from Weston-super-Mare!
And morning all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't even say what flavour the crisps were.
:(

Also, 6 people to rescue the fucker? They could have just got one person to go away and find two more hedgehogs instead.
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were Helicopter flavour.
Well, that or plain.

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!
Us Westonians care about our prickly friends.

No doubt if this had happened in that there London a bunch of hoodies and terrorists would have played football with it, mugged it, stabbed it and blown it up
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Us Westonians care about our prickly friends"
Is that a polite way for saying "Weston is full of chavvy junkies"? Which it undoubtably is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, yes
but my Mum's been clean for three days now
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post PMA.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
She "emptied him out of the crisp packet"? That doesn't sound very caring
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah nostalgia, we meet again.


Also, anyone else think that the hedhog just though the crisp packet was a nice waterproof home to spend the winter?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Om nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved these! how I miss them so.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3.5 hour rescue operation involving six people...
Obviously the great Weston-super-mare ladder and 'tape on a stick' shortage is still on-going. My heart goes out to all the residents during this difficult time.

In other news, I was disappointed to read that the 'Opera singer killed in car crash' wasn't the 'Go Compare' man.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely a sign we are already in the end times!?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is wonderful.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice pay day coming for all the alledged Saville victims
There's something very wrong going on. Now he's dead anyone could say they were molested. No way over 300 people would have kept silent when he was alive. I think this is a load of bollocks now and they just want the cash and are willing to say anything to get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 6:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That very thought had already crossed my mind.
If not for the compensation claim, then for the media exposure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah cos you want the
"fucked by saville" badge of honour of course.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha! this^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post People are weird.
Many will call the police and confess to a famous crime even though they're innocent
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah totally.
but less likely to go through elaborate police interview procedures etc. also as far as i know it's unusual for people to make false claims of childhood abuse. the most likely kids to falsely accuse are those who have been genuinely abused before by someone else.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
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Many people will also claim to know the minds and motives of 300 alleged abuse victims.
 (loci, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think everyone should calm down and wait for the court cases
Then we can see the evidence. Paedophiles are notoriously devious, often clever, and very manipulative and target children who are not always good at making sensible choices. The "best" paedophiles (top 10 list required) will be able to cause great damage over their lifetime - remember this man died before any allegations have come to court so he must have been very good at getting away with it.

On the flipside, what if he only molested 299 children? Then all the people saying we should dig up his body and hang him will look a little over-reactionary won't they
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their DNA also has more in common with crabs than it does with humans.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top-Ten - As Requested
1. The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
2. Elmo from Sesame Street
3. Top Cat's mate Benny
4. Shep from Blue Peter
5. Chocky
6. 60s Batman
7. Pied Piper of Hamlin
8. Jimmy Saville
9. Southern American Hillbilly Dads
10. Chris Martin
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This...^^
A lot of the alleged victims were in children's homes, hospitals, mental institutions and such like.
He seems to have carefully targetted kids who were vunerable to suggestion, and unlikely to be believed if they did spill the beans.

People seem to be focusing too much on him groping girls in the TOTP audience. I would imagine most of those 300 are from the institutions mentioned above
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, Harold Shipman murdered over 250 people and got away with it for so long by picking on the vulnerable.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ sadly this

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't even think it's general people focusing on that.
i think there's a bit of an anti bbc thing going on. the tories are very happy to see both their ineptitude out of the news and stuff they can now indirectly use to privatise the bbc. the corporate right wing press are laying into the bbc like fuck. i read the independent and it's been like a fucking tabloid with jim'll's pasty paedo chops on it daily. why isn't anyone (in the press) hassling the five fucking police forces that failed to bring him to justice? for example it could very easily be historical systemic failures of police procedures concerning child sexual abuse that lead to savile not being done rather than no one saying anything. the feds can do what they like and the press let them away with it. anyone is welcome to disagree of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The Feds"?
And I suppose the press criticizing Stoke Mandeville is part of an anti NHS agenda?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D i thought someone would comment on that. :D sorry for not calling them the police.
i haven't been reading every paper cover to cover but it looks to me like the bbc are getting it tighter than the nhs on this one. even though the nhs has arguably fucked up more as they have a more specific duty of care. i might be wrong. i very often am. :d i definitely think that the police get an overly easy ride from the press generally and regarding this case specifically. i know we disagree about the specific awesomeness levels of teh police though eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are, of course,all lying.
Just like all rape victims.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spleep raped me
along with the rest of b3ta
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The rozzers should fairly easily be able to weed out anyone with false claims....
....repeatedly interviewing the people and checking for inconsistencies, that sort of thing.

It's not as if Savile would be a great help with investigations if he were still about.
 (bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
That's a fairly asinine comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post you don't even know what asisnine means do you?
you're just trying to impress again brian and it really won't wash. edit. just like your dirty scrotum.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what "asisnine" means.
Bring back Sol! Tickle v2.0 is just a big meanie :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *puts head in hands*
christ that was a classic cretin's critique on my part eh? sorry bri i fuckin love ya really. i'll even go back to calling you tabs if you like?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'd....be....nice
*sobs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post and then they were friends again!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only asinine if you choose to read it that way.
I choose not to believe everything thats printed in the press. I'll make up my mind when i see some evidence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes: Healthy scepticism is critical. Especially in such high profile, contentious cases.
However, it sounds like you've already made up your mind as to the veracity of a great %age of the cases. Also, of course be critical of the media's coverage, but where else are you getting your information from?
Finally, what do you mean by evidence?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post People being amazing
I love people getting fucked up as much as the next person. But the people are awesome videos are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 6:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this an ad for male tampons?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post After endless 'Best xyz video ever!'s....
....this is actually bloody good - especially the GoPro POV stuff. Actually got my heart beating faster.
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Sexy Panda time
Search said no. So enjoy.
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 4:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Click!
The world needs more of this. Much, much more...
 (saint_edward, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post gangnam style panda?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
Just no.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Points towards door*
Think about what you've done!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet the bastard still won't get laid...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a Rick James or Barry White soundtrack

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Metaphysical wank

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a link post *sigh* anyone else feel like procrastinating?
'tis a bunch of photos for your delectation. Yup, yet another collection...
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post some fantastic shots in there.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post number 44 looks like a yank in the pool at disny land

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are good
I love the brooklyn bridge one
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Killer Clowns from outer space.
19 years ago tonight i was forced to watch this movie, unable to grab the remote.
i fucking hate clowns. Happy Halloween /links.
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish-tacular
and just what I'm after :P
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great, trashy film.
Some genuinely creative ideas in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just flicked through it, must have missed out on all the rubbish bits.

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!! I saw this when I was wee.
There's a fantastic scene where an old security guard confronts a phalanx of clowns with the line "What're you gonna do with them pies, boys?"
Folllowed by about five minutes of acid-pie flinging nonsense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked when he uppercuts the bikers head off

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant movie!
But then again I'm not Coulrophobic.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Pampers nappies box printing fail
Taken from the BBC, outside Savile's old room....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 0:33, , Reply)
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howz about that then
 (Jimmers, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'we will have no skull buggery here in our shop, this is a local shop for local people'

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah the old "Out of date cutter guide and print shop that couldn't give a fuck syndrome"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:35, , Reply)

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