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This is a link post Yuki + Jurassic Park Melodica Cover.

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yuki and my dog could have a conversation.
mine says "whyyyyy oh whyyy phooonnne?". when the phone rings and no one answers it.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!!!
"Don't worry phone, i'm here for you, even if they aren't, i feel your pain..."
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then who was phone?
WHO WAS PHONE?
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What politics is all about.
I despair.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got my vote!

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ‘Italian take-away chef’ said he’s fighting to “save the nation from boring celebrity chefs” and to “remove speed bumps in all takeaway hotspots in Corby”.
Yeah, so he's not getting into politics to try and shift a few more pizzas then.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got my vote!

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got your dinner, that much is for sure.

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Orders pizza*

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post When just think, you could instead be supporting a nice, conscientious, well-balanced main-party candidate like Nadine Dorries.

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not interested in getting into a political discussion.
This guy just has a gimmick and an hidden agenda of wanting to flog more pizzas, i fail to see how that's a good thing and he can be allowed to run on the back of such a thing.

I'm not saying all politicians are good, this guy is a fucking joke though, people like him are turning politics into something like Britain Has Got Talent.

Also, using as an example a politician who fucked up royally is a bit cheap.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Texts in his vote*
You should see some of the other candidates running. We also have the "Elvis loves pets party". www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-19635837
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Mozzarella bares a striking resemblance to Daniel Day Lewis.

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bye-elections are great
Every fucking nutter jumps on. Only time I ever voted was for Cynthia Payne's "Pleasure and Payne" party

They didn't win
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bye, Elections!
*waves*
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops!
:D
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! The Americans fought and died for our freedom to vote for this man

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the hell wouldn't you vote for a man who can fly?

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *votes Atta*

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Haunted Toaster.

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Demon toast is good toast

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder
I wonder on the whole ghost subject..If its illegal to use infra sound against your really noisy neighbours in the flat below....
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all!
Please video results. Running screaming preferably.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll
see what i can do...I already have the sub built, just got to hunt down a sample then leave it on loop, sub in the bathroom as there is less insulation between floors, plus access to a vent pipe that comes up from below etc.. then go out for a few hours..and see what happens..
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is not really news,
it is widely known that Boca Raton, FL is the home of all that is evil.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post If
it was in any country except USA, we would know that this woman was just having a laugh. Because she's American, it's very possible that she believes what she's saying.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've actually hit the nail on the head right there.

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post he has.
*hangs head in shame*
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *picks up bandanna*
Here, you dropped this.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks...
i can't get anything right.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Cher and West Side Story. Yup, we've hit the gay limit for the century.

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 5:39, , Reply)
This is a link post The toughest bridge in the world!
11' 8" clearance railroad bridge has been hurting trucks for about 100 years! More here

edit - sorry if GC - I don't check the TopGear blog very often.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 3:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 5:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it me

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your looking fooorrrrrrrrrrr?

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post *you're*

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yore

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yaw

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whore

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't judge me :9

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I seeing things.....
or did a fair number of those just carry on afterwards......?
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they stop out of camera range?
I would think they hear or feel something happening.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Frank Yang NSFW
Emotionally unstable, annoying, attention whoring vomiting Asian.

Or meta-trolling.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UypPzWpKUNM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzgFDDIoL0g

vimeo.com/45422975

Crying with burger stroke me as something he would do.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Time to go.

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha
Life is enriched
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Battle Royale 4 - The Pit

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot rest until I find a clip of her being pulled out.....
Ah yes, I can. Still, it would be nice mind.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in love

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a reverse tub girl or something

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone, somewhere is wanking furiously over this.
For once, it's not me.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 2:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will be pissflaps
AICMFP
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 6:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post One way to spend your free time
I suppose.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Sunny Day Real Estate- Snibe
To end the night - double post (sorry) - a fuckin' great band.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this song.
Clickify.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Quolls aka Floof !
I watched the David Attenborough 'Ark' programme and they had these little marsupials on it.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01ntt8p/Natural_World_20122013_Attenboroughs_Ark_Natural_World_Special/ (@46 minutes)

The dopey buggers keep on eating cane toads and are now being trained not to eat them to help their survival.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a link post I made some floof! I made this!
No cats, dogs, kittens, puppies or babies were required for this floof...

Just a tree rat.

Also I used a Microsoft product to edit the video AND I added music suggested by youTube. I think I have broken all the rules of cool in one go.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post *I made this*
EDIT: :D
Nice Squirrel!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
i thought for sure he was going to steal the camera at the end.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooo a piece of candy

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
I loved the way it wasn't seduced by the blue smartie
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bug goes in for second dibs
One thing i know squirrels go mental for is coconut(if you get the thing open for them)
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Kill List on film4 10:50pm
Go watch it, a fellow b3ta person done good. Cracking film it is too.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post As much as it's a fellow b3ta person done good
I was terribly let down by that film.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooo
not you. Really?
Not going to spoil it for anyone here, but it did it for me. I love that kind of thing and I keep coming back to it. One of them films that seem like it wasn't really made but has. Weird, but without giving anything away is as best I can say.
I loved it. Very bold.
*sneaks off to watch it.... :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could see the influences
and appreciated them individually but it was such a disjointed mish mash of them, I felt it didn't really know what it was trying to be. It felt like watching an over excited dog who had just been offered ALL the food and didn't know which thing to eat.
*enjoy :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see where you're going but ...
I always watch films (or at least I try to) without thinking they have been influenced by anything.

Film ,,, Empty Mind ,,, Enjoy (or Don't Like)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post In an ideal world
the film makers craft allows you to switch that part of your brain off, but you can't ignore and disregard things you have seen before entirely. That is one of the things I love about watching films. However this had 'jolts' in it that took me out of that imaginative space and just made me go 'meh'. But you are right on the enjoy or don't like, we all like different things.
But don't presume I don't watch films with an empty mind or I will have to kill (list) you.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D No offence intended to the buff !
ON ANOTHER NOTE ... peeps SHOULD watch this film though, to see what they think.
There are so many other film references it IS untrue ... BUT as a standalone ....
support the British film industry (not directed at you btw :)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you are right they should!
and yes, we should support the British film industry. No end....:D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm inclined to agree.
I think it's really well directed, shot etc... but ultimately it falls underneath its attempt to be clever with ambiguity. I'm not sure recognising influence is much of a compliment in that regard... it doesn't do anything new with said influences. Too much emphasis on improvisation too, I think. The script really needed steering into shape to give the audience a bit more payoff.

But yeah, in terms of it having been made by somebody from here, amazing.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, that's a good analogy towards it, but I don't agree
ads are on lol. had to come back.
I think it's all in the mood of the film, why I enjoy it is the ways the moods shift around, the story makes that happen right to the end. Not many films are so brave these days, it makes a really nice change to see. Plus it looks really nice.
*runs back to watch more... : D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sticks out foot*
*trips over burgerface*
*points and laughs*
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post missed!
Man that last part is brutal. The sounds as well, like a carpenter film, builds up.
*back to it.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will get you ONE DAY
when you least expect it...
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 1:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love this film ... end of.
I wont spoil it but it has a wonderful end.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah shite
I really wanted to see this
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post bollocks !
missed it !
still wanna see this.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 2:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easily one of the better Horror films I've seen in recent times.
The sense of dread that runs throughout is unbearable at times and the film as a whole stayed with me for days. The fact that the end was relatively open was a masterstroke, it allows you try and fill in the blanks yourself which in itself is a brilliant scare device. It's that sense of the unknown that creeps you out even further.

Fucking brilliant film.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 6:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hats off to the bloke for making a movie and all that.
Wasn't my cup of tea though. But then I didn't like Looper and everyone loves that.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post PCB Photo Box
ronseal
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm...
Sexy!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got my vote
Even if it's madly nerdy.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck for that!
I thought it was just me. :-)
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ROM-O-RAMA!!!!!!

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 4:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post crypes! that brings back some memories! think i've repaired most of those in my day!

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Job availability at BBC
Personally I think the BBC should just be 24 hours of one man in a concrete bunker reading news passed to him by a group of highly trained pigeons.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post less than 2 months in the job? blimey
How come the Daily Mail don't kick their boss out every time they make a mistake?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is the most masochistic of organisations
I guess they have to be like that.

I'd have had him sacked for spending public money on programs like Mock The Week. Really, it should just be a very basic news channel.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would require them to admit making mistakes.
Come on, Toast, you should know that will never happen.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they'd alway be redecorating his office.

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Melanie Phillips would have to resign
every time she went to the job interview
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post cos thare Cunts innit ...

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post because...
you don't have to pay to fund the mail if you don't like it but uk residents are taxed to fund the bbc whether they like it or not.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 4:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Media creates child abuse hysteria.
Boss resigns because of mistakes made creating child abuse hysteria. What is wrong with the Uk?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post BBC criticised week before for not creating child abuse hysteria

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post NEWS reports NEWS
millions of people lead pointless lives obsessed with news about news about news.

WAKE UP YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 4:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He falls on his own sword
For some vague reason. All this is getting slightly surreal
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post pork sword?

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't say I'm that surprised
He must have spent the whole of the last two months regretting ever taking the job in the first place. He'd probably already made up his mind to jump at the first opportunity, and Newsnight gave it to him.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man I am indifferent about
resigns from organisation I don't like for falsley accusing a man I am indifferent about from an organisation I don't like about something that I don't like that happened in and organisation I am indifferent about.
That sort of sums it up for me.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well put
and a lot of stigma for anyone to have to drag through the rest of their life
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie Mair's performance on Newsnight last night ...
... was one of the best things I've seen anyone achieve on TV for years. His obvious contempt for what had gone before was a sight to behold.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01nwxt4/Newsnight_09_11_2012/ Skip to 8:50 ish for a good example
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I copped that too. Outstanding viewing.

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hold Eddie in such high regard
Far and away the best presenter/journalist around, and has been for decades IMO
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
That was far and away the most scathing performance I've ever seen.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was Humphreys
that did the damage though. Dismantled his own DG live on Today. Today.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And in no other organisation in the world
could a man do that to his boss
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was cringeworthy wasn't it
Quite magnificent
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Newsnight will be back on Monday. Probably"

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skip to 6:47
to see that apparently someone has taken a massive curly turd on that guy's table.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Children of the Seventies, remember these?
For some reason 'Wildergorn' entered my head earlier, and a moment later, this turned up after a google. When we weren't climbing trees, playing soccerball outside our houses on the pavement (when people were less anal about their cars), we did stuff like colour in posters that were a bit far out when it rained.

Lovely and completely unexpected to see Wildergorn still around after all this time :)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I so remember posters like this
not these exactly but god yes, a big pack of felt tips was the best thing EVER!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of those posters was out for weeks on the dining room table for anyone to contribute to
and still never got completed, I vaguely remember
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post i had a couple of these called
Doodleart
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The Pokeymans Project
A person who knows absolutely nothing about Pokemon attempts to draw various Pokemon species using the descriptions submitted by the readers

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
And that he drew TROGDOR! the description really does sound like trogdor...
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've bought several art-apps and a stylus for my ipad and I swear that all I ever seem to draw is trogdor.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Ringo Starr Hydra will give me nightmares tonight

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOVE IT
Going to make a new version of the game now using his graphics.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
at the magmar description:
“it’s a duck, but its head is a butt, and the butt is on fire.”
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Hollywood Palace 1967
The lovely Herb Alpert with the lovely Burt Bacharach and a plethora of stars of the time in an ace tribute (including the sublime Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66) If you fancy a slice of cheese with your Saturday night?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Unexpected mental adverts at the end :)

I used to DJ a mixture of lounge/Brazilian music in decades gone by. If you can still find them, the Mojo Club compilations pretty much epitomised my sound, though the label has long since died. Mr Bongo's Brazilian Beats were excellent as well, though they to have folded.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot to mention the ads!
More on the other clips on youpoob. I would love it if Bristol had a lounge night, I could sashay across the dancefloor in me maxi-dress. Will look for the other stuff you mentioned ta! :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The mood mosaic CD's are excellent as well by Partners in Crime
Expensive, but stuffed full of excellent loungy funky tunes
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Bats suck cock NSFW
Well - to be accurate, lick.

NSFW?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post An article I can actually understand from this publication for once
We get this every week (£10 an issue) and I flick through it and am generally left scratching my head.

Just like Nature
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Orange Cat
silly little cartoon
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
What the fuck just happened?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes, what did just happen?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beats me!

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:19, , Reply)

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