This must be GC ...
NSFW
... but just in case it's not ...
Edit: A bit NSFW
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:48, Share, Reply)
... but just in case it's not ...
Edit: A bit NSFW
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:48, Share, Reply)
I CANNOT STAND HIM
He gives me the creeps every time I see him.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:09, Share, Reply)
He gives me the creeps every time I see him.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:09, Share, Reply)
Hamster killed in firework attack on home
The neighbours cat is definitely a suspect.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:36, Share, Reply)
The neighbours cat is definitely a suspect.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:36, Share, Reply)
"A hamster which was in the house at the time, died as a result of the extensive smoke damage."
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( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:22, Share, Reply)
Bloody hell!
I hate cats as much as the next man, but why the fuck would anyone attach a firework to one? I don't think idiots really covers it.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:39, Share, Reply)
I hate cats as much as the next man, but why the fuck would anyone attach a firework to one? I don't think idiots really covers it.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:39, Share, Reply)
The Weirdest Bars in the World
exciting and different watering holes that will leave you thirsty for more.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:39, Share, Reply)
exciting and different watering holes that will leave you thirsty for more.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:39, Share, Reply)
Ive been to three of them
one of them isn't there anymore though.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:42, Share, Reply)
one of them isn't there anymore though.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:42, Share, Reply)
I've been on one, the William Thornton schooner. It wasn't very good.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:30, Share, Reply)
fuck off cunt
www.cool-story.com is owned by a convicted paedophile and is linked to a known child sex trafficking ring... read more
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:42, Share, Reply)
www.cool-story.com is owned by a convicted paedophile and is linked to a known child sex trafficking ring... read more
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:42, Share, Reply)
He hasn't defecated in 3 years
Sometimes it comes back up his windpipe and he coughs his own shit into ladie's faces. Consequently, he has to shag girls who are big into scat (which is basically destitute brazilian women). It makes him depressed.
I also think he suspects you are in some way connected to coolstory.com and are using this forum to promote your crappy website. Stuff like that is frowned upon here.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Sometimes it comes back up his windpipe and he coughs his own shit into ladie's faces. Consequently, he has to shag girls who are big into scat (which is basically destitute brazilian women). It makes him depressed.
I also think he suspects you are in some way connected to coolstory.com and are using this forum to promote your crappy website. Stuff like that is frowned upon here.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:00, Share, Reply)
I was talking about fecal vomiting today.
Just after a falafel lunch.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:15, Share, Reply)
Just after a falafel lunch.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:15, Share, Reply)
He got ill, in a bad way. Our thoughts go out to him.
I hope he is getting better.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:30, Share, Reply)
I hope he is getting better.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:30, Share, Reply)
Its a good drink
But whats that got to do with his sloppy ass?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:28, Share, Reply)
But whats that got to do with his sloppy ass?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:28, Share, Reply)
so
what does that make you? Seriously, what have you got against this new user?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:25, Share, Reply)
what does that make you? Seriously, what have you got against this new user?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:25, Share, Reply)
He thinks
he's the king of the world. Just ignore him, he's a prick. I mean his claim just links back to your link anyway. Dumb tosser.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:24, Share, Reply)
he's the king of the world. Just ignore him, he's a prick. I mean his claim just links back to your link anyway. Dumb tosser.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:24, Share, Reply)
oh wow IS THIS TRU?
im not going to click this persons link. no siree bob!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:13, Share, Reply)
im not going to click this persons link. no siree bob!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:13, Share, Reply)
I remember these two, they were hilarious.
Got to run, bookmarking this though, cheers.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:33, Share, Reply)
Got to run, bookmarking this though, cheers.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:33, Share, Reply)
No, certainly not.
They frequently referred to Smashy's "young friends". There's no way they were going to have children in the sketches, but I think it was definitely implied.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:03, Share, Reply)
They frequently referred to Smashy's "young friends". There's no way they were going to have children in the sketches, but I think it was definitely implied.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:03, Share, Reply)
I missed that,
I only noticed the guy coming down the stairs at the beginning and going back up again, and Smashy trying to chat up Paul McCartney at the end.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:07, Share, Reply)
I only noticed the guy coming down the stairs at the beginning and going back up again, and Smashy trying to chat up Paul McCartney at the end.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:07, Share, Reply)
This is only one clip, obviously, but they consistently referred to "young friends" throughout all of the Smashy & Nicey sketches.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:12, Share, Reply)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:12, Share, Reply)
On election day ...
Smashey: "So are you going to be exercising your prerogative in a little booth"
Nicey: "Not tonight mate. I'm going to be too busy going out to vote"
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:39, Share, Reply)
Smashey: "So are you going to be exercising your prerogative in a little booth"
Nicey: "Not tonight mate. I'm going to be too busy going out to vote"
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:39, Share, Reply)
There was a problem in France (which one, you ask)
A famous gay French bloke had to quickly deny paedophillia after he said he slept around with many 'boys'. It is common in gay culture to call other grown men 'boys', much like heteros refer to grown women as girls.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:36, Share, Reply)
A famous gay French bloke had to quickly deny paedophillia after he said he slept around with many 'boys'. It is common in gay culture to call other grown men 'boys', much like heteros refer to grown women as girls.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:36, Share, Reply)
Long story. A guy from Canada who has my name also makes comedy videos
Yes, it is that surreal. But he's funny and worth a watch.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:19, Share, Reply)
Yes, it is that surreal. But he's funny and worth a watch.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:19, Share, Reply)
1. That's not a long story
2. It's not surreal it's a coincidence.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:15, Share, Reply)
2. It's not surreal it's a coincidence.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:15, Share, Reply)
Yeah,... you're right.
Next time I'll try to be more accurate.
*inserts fork into face as punishment*
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:26, Share, Reply)
Next time I'll try to be more accurate.
*inserts fork into face as punishment*
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:26, Share, Reply)
For all the beer lovers
Sorry if it has been posted these days, I wasn't around. Just logged in today and I've noticed somebody missed me :$ (really?)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
Sorry if it has been posted these days, I wasn't around. Just logged in today and I've noticed somebody missed me :$ (really?)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
I was thinking about you earlier
whilst eating my sandwich. I took too large a bite and pulled all the filling out in one go, but I couldn't push it back in and had to eat it all in one, leaving the rest of my sandwich as just the bread bit, but that was ok because it was nice bread. These things are completely unconnected and I can't remember what I was thinking as I got too distracted by my sandwich woes.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:37, Share, Reply)
whilst eating my sandwich. I took too large a bite and pulled all the filling out in one go, but I couldn't push it back in and had to eat it all in one, leaving the rest of my sandwich as just the bread bit, but that was ok because it was nice bread. These things are completely unconnected and I can't remember what I was thinking as I got too distracted by my sandwich woes.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:37, Share, Reply)
The method shown at 0.40 is too risky, the wrong top might come off.
Instead use the edge of the cap, not the underneath. The advantage with this is the removed top can then be placed back on the empty bottle and used to open the other full bottle. I learned this in Denmark.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:11, Share, Reply)
Instead use the edge of the cap, not the underneath. The advantage with this is the removed top can then be placed back on the empty bottle and used to open the other full bottle. I learned this in Denmark.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:11, Share, Reply)
saw the lighter one fuck up once too
and the drawer one seemed to damage the drawer
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:35, Share, Reply)
and the drawer one seemed to damage the drawer
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:35, Share, Reply)
I think you are a shit
I also heard that funniestcorner.com is where all the paedophiles and bum-noncers hang out, is this true?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:19, Share, Reply)
I also heard that funniestcorner.com is where all the paedophiles and bum-noncers hang out, is this true?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:19, Share, Reply)
Well, I actually know you are shit, and that dog shit
Btw, what does funniestcorner.com has to do with this and with me anyway? I had one post from the site, what's so weird there? I don't get you guys, and I guess I never will...
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:24, Share, Reply)
Btw, what does funniestcorner.com has to do with this and with me anyway? I had one post from the site, what's so weird there? I don't get you guys, and I guess I never will...
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:24, Share, Reply)
you posted a link from a website known to be an online safe-haven for paedophiles and bum-noncers...
THAT'S what so weird!
And actually, you've posted 2 links from funniestcorner, but then you also posted links from gloriousmind.com and todayswhisper.com which are both a part of the same shitty spam-blog network.
For the last time you smelly child molesting cunt, fuck off.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:42, Share, Reply)
THAT'S what so weird!
And actually, you've posted 2 links from funniestcorner, but then you also posted links from gloriousmind.com and todayswhisper.com which are both a part of the same shitty spam-blog network.
For the last time you smelly child molesting cunt, fuck off.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:42, Share, Reply)
I don't know where you get that info from
But, yeah, I guess you are right! Its all against you! Everyone is spammer! I post links from "spam blog network"! Just go through what I've submitted and call everything part of a spam blog network! Its good thing to do! Someone is trying to keep the community entertained, but yeah, its spam. I am surprised you didn't even call Imgur.com a spam site. Everything that is not familiar to you, every new site someone posts content from is spam site, right?
Well, fuck you!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:51, Share, Reply)
But, yeah, I guess you are right! Its all against you! Everyone is spammer! I post links from "spam blog network"! Just go through what I've submitted and call everything part of a spam blog network! Its good thing to do! Someone is trying to keep the community entertained, but yeah, its spam. I am surprised you didn't even call Imgur.com a spam site. Everything that is not familiar to you, every new site someone posts content from is spam site, right?
Well, fuck you!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:51, Share, Reply)
Wohooo
My first subscriber! Damn, my spam network will grow big and strong! Yeeey!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:31, Share, Reply)
My first subscriber! Damn, my spam network will grow big and strong! Yeeey!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:31, Share, Reply)
Everything you've posted falls into one of two categories
1 - spam-blog bullshit
2 - Stuff you found on reddit that you post in between your spam-blog bullshit posts in an attempt to hide/dilute your spam-blog bullshit...
How do I know its "blog-spam"?
Because I reported a number of b3ta users in the past for spamming links to the very same sites, users that were banned/deleted, only for other new users to mysteriously appear a week or two later and post links to the same relatively unheard-of shitty group of generic blogs with generic blog-spam content... you're just the latest one (along with cancerik).
So, again, kindly fuck off.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:41, Share, Reply)
1 - spam-blog bullshit
2 - Stuff you found on reddit that you post in between your spam-blog bullshit posts in an attempt to hide/dilute your spam-blog bullshit...
How do I know its "blog-spam"?
Because I reported a number of b3ta users in the past for spamming links to the very same sites, users that were banned/deleted, only for other new users to mysteriously appear a week or two later and post links to the same relatively unheard-of shitty group of generic blogs with generic blog-spam content... you're just the latest one (along with cancerik).
So, again, kindly fuck off.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:41, Share, Reply)
I think
you need to get help. It seems you are suffering from paranoia.
To put it VEEEEERY mildly...
Alternately, fuck the fuck off and never post another comment on here again.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:30, Share, Reply)
you need to get help. It seems you are suffering from paranoia.
To put it VEEEEERY mildly...
Alternately, fuck the fuck off and never post another comment on here again.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:30, Share, Reply)
There you go
Oh, wait, maybe he is a spammer and he is trying to cover it up with blaming others? Y... Oh, wait, I guess thats because I argued too much with paranoid person today. Excuse me :)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:32, Share, Reply)
Oh, wait, maybe he is a spammer and he is trying to cover it up with blaming others? Y... Oh, wait, I guess thats because I argued too much with paranoid person today. Excuse me :)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:32, Share, Reply)
Nothing to do with paranoia... I'm confident that I'm right.
Like I said, I notified b3ta towers about spammers of the same network in the past... those users were deleted.
So either rob/cr3/whoever-at-b3ta shares the exact same paranoia, or I'm right.
...OR, he's just a genuine person who doesn't seem to "get" b3ta (i.e. they weren't a lurker) and posts individual meme images they found on reddit on /links AND THEN just happens to post links to a set of blogs which all share the exact same WHOIS details as each other and just happen to be associated with a string of spammers in the past who were banned and one other who signed up in the past week and so still has their L plate.
So no, you can fuck off because you obviously don't know what you're talking about and have decided to take sides based on a whim. Cunt.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:55, Share, Reply)
Like I said, I notified b3ta towers about spammers of the same network in the past... those users were deleted.
So either rob/cr3/whoever-at-b3ta shares the exact same paranoia, or I'm right.
...OR, he's just a genuine person who doesn't seem to "get" b3ta (i.e. they weren't a lurker) and posts individual meme images they found on reddit on /links AND THEN just happens to post links to a set of blogs which all share the exact same WHOIS details as each other and just happen to be associated with a string of spammers in the past who were banned and one other who signed up in the past week and so still has their L plate.
So no, you can fuck off because you obviously don't know what you're talking about and have decided to take sides based on a whim. Cunt.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:55, Share, Reply)
Yep, I post random shit I like
Whats wrong with that? Also, If you want to know, I've found these blogs on reddit as well. You may not like my sense of humor, alright, or the posts I find interesting, but that doesn't allow you to call me spammer.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:46, Share, Reply)
Whats wrong with that? Also, If you want to know, I've found these blogs on reddit as well. You may not like my sense of humor, alright, or the posts I find interesting, but that doesn't allow you to call me spammer.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:46, Share, Reply)
haha, wow...
It's funny you should mention that you "found" these websites on reddit.
because, 1 - there are only 16 links to funniestcorner.com on the whole of reddit, and 2 - unsurprisingly all of the users who posted those 16 links have had their accounts reported to /r/reportthespammers and were deleted... fancy that eh!
...and it's the same story for all the 24 links to cool-story.com - all the users who posted links to it have been deleted for spamming... including users named cancerik, cancerik2, cancerik3 and cancerikdime.
For the umpteenth time, fuck off you pathetic cunt.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:05, Share, Reply)
It's funny you should mention that you "found" these websites on reddit.
because, 1 - there are only 16 links to funniestcorner.com on the whole of reddit, and 2 - unsurprisingly all of the users who posted those 16 links have had their accounts reported to /r/reportthespammers and were deleted... fancy that eh!
...and it's the same story for all the 24 links to cool-story.com - all the users who posted links to it have been deleted for spamming... including users named cancerik, cancerik2, cancerik3 and cancerikdime.
For the umpteenth time, fuck off you pathetic cunt.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:05, Share, Reply)
Yeah, indeed
I had thousands of accounts before, but, damn it, they all banned them :/
And yeh, I forgot I should have disappeared 5-6 weeks ago, so I will match your spam criteria. Sorry :/
Btw, I am on here for about 2 months, and if I am the newest "spammer" that is great! I think b3ta would need some more "spammers", instead of guys like you, who have no life and no positive view at anything, look for the worst, guys that everywhere see something against them, spam is what they dream about. Well, I'd rather see some more spammers like me instead. I am pretty much tired of you. And what does relate me to this cancerik dude you are talking about? I've noticed you trolled on him today as well? That is the connection? Nice job!
Yeah, should I repeat? Fuck off, kindly or not :)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:30, Share, Reply)
I had thousands of accounts before, but, damn it, they all banned them :/
And yeh, I forgot I should have disappeared 5-6 weeks ago, so I will match your spam criteria. Sorry :/
Btw, I am on here for about 2 months, and if I am the newest "spammer" that is great! I think b3ta would need some more "spammers", instead of guys like you, who have no life and no positive view at anything, look for the worst, guys that everywhere see something against them, spam is what they dream about. Well, I'd rather see some more spammers like me instead. I am pretty much tired of you. And what does relate me to this cancerik dude you are talking about? I've noticed you trolled on him today as well? That is the connection? Nice job!
Yeah, should I repeat? Fuck off, kindly or not :)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:30, Share, Reply)
I'm bored of you already.
If you're a genuine b3ta user, and all you want to do, like the rest of us b3tans, is to have a laugh and have fun while on b3ta then...
there is no need for you to post links to funniestcorner.com, cool-story.com, gloriousmind.com or todayswhisper.com
There is a whole world of boring generic blogs out there for you to choose from. Heck, there's even a website dedicated to the boring top 10 lists if that really is your thing.
But my money is on the fact that you are just spamming /links with URLs to the blogs I listed above (maybe a few others that I missed) and you'll keep posting links to them.
As for the connection between you and cancerik? You both have posted links to the same blog that nobody else has heard of... coincidence? I doubt it.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:04, Share, Reply)
If you're a genuine b3ta user, and all you want to do, like the rest of us b3tans, is to have a laugh and have fun while on b3ta then...
there is no need for you to post links to funniestcorner.com, cool-story.com, gloriousmind.com or todayswhisper.com
There is a whole world of boring generic blogs out there for you to choose from. Heck, there's even a website dedicated to the boring top 10 lists if that really is your thing.
But my money is on the fact that you are just spamming /links with URLs to the blogs I listed above (maybe a few others that I missed) and you'll keep posting links to them.
As for the connection between you and cancerik? You both have posted links to the same blog that nobody else has heard of... coincidence? I doubt it.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:04, Share, Reply)
As I said in one of my posts
Where I posted link to picture instead to blog, so you don't jerk around, I can do that as well. Just want to credit the original owner, if that is not a problem.
Then, you can think what you want, its your damn right, and I won't talk about that.
And for the "connection" between me and some new user, I find it hilarious. I mean, now, every new user that posts link to site I've posted about, or just something similar to it is somehow related to me? Yeh, if you take as related watching over the same subreddit, or liking the same facebook page, I guess its all connected. But, then, I am sure you didn't think about that "connection". So, don't just jerk around, and sometime say something positive about something. Take a brighter look at the world and the internet. There is no conspiracy everywhere against you. Don't be so grumpy and, man, there is a world out there as well, its not only b3ta. Get out a little bit. 5 years on b3ta have influenced your life I guess. Relax a bit and continue then. And stop insulting everyone for everything.
Cheers
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:58, Share, Reply)
Where I posted link to picture instead to blog, so you don't jerk around, I can do that as well. Just want to credit the original owner, if that is not a problem.
Then, you can think what you want, its your damn right, and I won't talk about that.
And for the "connection" between me and some new user, I find it hilarious. I mean, now, every new user that posts link to site I've posted about, or just something similar to it is somehow related to me? Yeh, if you take as related watching over the same subreddit, or liking the same facebook page, I guess its all connected. But, then, I am sure you didn't think about that "connection". So, don't just jerk around, and sometime say something positive about something. Take a brighter look at the world and the internet. There is no conspiracy everywhere against you. Don't be so grumpy and, man, there is a world out there as well, its not only b3ta. Get out a little bit. 5 years on b3ta have influenced your life I guess. Relax a bit and continue then. And stop insulting everyone for everything.
Cheers
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:58, Share, Reply)
Fuck off cunt
it's not a coincidence that google lists many examples, on many different websites, where you (deluxe) and cancerik are both connected with funniestcorner.com
www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=%22cancerik%22+funniestcorner&oq=%22cancerik%22+funniestcorner&gs_l=serp.3...6086.13900.1.14141.16.16.0.0.0.0.184.1807.7j9.16.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.0kHjuLS2BOk&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=c049945d839dc4f2&bpcl=38625945&biw=1404&bih=926
Besides, how would you know about those "sites" (note the plural)... when there is no obvious links between them - unless you're connected with them in some way?
You're a cunt, a fucking leeching spamming cunt at that.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:58, Share, Reply)
it's not a coincidence that google lists many examples, on many different websites, where you (deluxe) and cancerik are both connected with funniestcorner.com
www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=%22cancerik%22+funniestcorner&oq=%22cancerik%22+funniestcorner&gs_l=serp.3...6086.13900.1.14141.16.16.0.0.0.0.184.1807.7j9.16.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.0kHjuLS2BOk&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=c049945d839dc4f2&bpcl=38625945&biw=1404&bih=926
Besides, how would you know about those "sites" (note the plural)... when there is no obvious links between them - unless you're connected with them in some way?
You're a cunt, a fucking leeching spamming cunt at that.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:58, Share, Reply)
Uh. To be honest.
I do not enjoy his posts, and he may be spammer, but I wouldn't judge so fast (in principle), as I was myself labelled as pusher/whatever just because I've been reading b3ta/newsletter for so long that I haven't thought how suspicious would it look to post facebook advert as first link (because drink had stupid name and I wanted to show official page)...
So yeah. Semi-compassionate about maybe-spammer, but just _in principle_.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:00, Share, Reply)
I do not enjoy his posts, and he may be spammer, but I wouldn't judge so fast (in principle), as I was myself labelled as pusher/whatever just because I've been reading b3ta/newsletter for so long that I haven't thought how suspicious would it look to post facebook advert as first link (because drink had stupid name and I wanted to show official page)...
So yeah. Semi-compassionate about maybe-spammer, but just _in principle_.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:00, Share, Reply)
IF you want the community to grow
You will have to think like this guy. Although he suspects I am spammer as well, he doesn't just go shitting around, but says it in polite way. B3ta won't grow if you call every new user a spammer. If mr.shit has almost 5 years on b3ta, it can't be the case for everyone. Some of us also have a life and don't just wait for new victim on b3ta to say he is spammer.
p.s. I am not a spammer. Should I repeat it all again?
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:49, Share, Reply)
You will have to think like this guy. Although he suspects I am spammer as well, he doesn't just go shitting around, but says it in polite way. B3ta won't grow if you call every new user a spammer. If mr.shit has almost 5 years on b3ta, it can't be the case for everyone. Some of us also have a life and don't just wait for new victim on b3ta to say he is spammer.
p.s. I am not a spammer. Should I repeat it all again?
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:49, Share, Reply)
I don't call every new user a spammer.... just the ones that are obvious spammers
now fuck off.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:16, Share, Reply)
now fuck off.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:16, Share, Reply)
"I don't get you guys, and I guess I never will..."
i thought you were a long time lurker? an old school but never posted before b3tan? isn't that what you said?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:30, Share, Reply)
i thought you were a long time lurker? an old school but never posted before b3tan? isn't that what you said?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:30, Share, Reply)
Where's your icon tickle?
Are you really tickle?
*Tickles tickle to find out*
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:09, Share, Reply)
Are you really tickle?
*Tickles tickle to find out*
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:09, Share, Reply)
oooh oooh chase me chase me!
i turn it off sometimes. :D when i want to look street. :D
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:57, Share, Reply)
i turn it off sometimes. :D when i want to look street. :D
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:57, Share, Reply)
No
That is not what I said. Unless 3 months observing b3ta is 'old school'.
p.s. I don't rate myself as an old school guy on b3ta. You heard the shitty guy, I am the newest spammer, how could I be old school? Fuck logics!
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That is not what I said. Unless 3 months observing b3ta is 'old school'.
p.s. I don't rate myself as an old school guy on b3ta. You heard the shitty guy, I am the newest spammer, how could I be old school? Fuck logics!
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Just for you x
www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=Bh4GAR9fMrk
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www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=Bh4GAR9fMrk
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:40, Share, Reply)
Ingress
Basically multiplayer geocaching with a plot.
sounds fun.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
Basically multiplayer geocaching with a plot.
sounds fun.
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Sounds fun if...
You're the kind of person who likes Google keeping pictures of everywhere you point your phone at all times, cached against reports of your location and what you're doing.
This is a (not so) clever way of forcing people into getting location based ads pushed to their phones, by making it "fun" to give over all their information.
Sorry for pissing on your chips.
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You're the kind of person who likes Google keeping pictures of everywhere you point your phone at all times, cached against reports of your location and what you're doing.
This is a (not so) clever way of forcing people into getting location based ads pushed to their phones, by making it "fun" to give over all their information.
Sorry for pissing on your chips.
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^^^
As long as you keep people entertained, you can take from
them literally everything. In most cases, they will hand it
it to you on silver plate too.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:31, Share, Reply)
As long as you keep people entertained, you can take from
them literally everything. In most cases, they will hand it
it to you on silver plate too.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:31, Share, Reply)
i really enjoyed your post
here's all my money and some that isn't mine.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:13, Share, Reply)
here's all my money and some that isn't mine.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:13, Share, Reply)
Thank you.
Souls on the left pile, earthly possessions on the right one.
Have a nice day.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:13, Share, Reply)
Souls on the left pile, earthly possessions on the right one.
Have a nice day.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:13, Share, Reply)
Face it, Big Brother already knows everything about you. Too late.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:37, Share, Reply)
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Metallic booms in sky just before Hurricane Sandy hit
Would've browned my trousers somewhat.
Interesting - was widely reported so it's obviously something...
Though probably not this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program
(which most people seem to be suggesting).
Somebody mentioned a "Skyquake" which, apparently, is an aural disturbance caused by two opposing fronts slapping together.
I had an oral disturbance last time yer maw's fronts slapped together.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
Would've browned my trousers somewhat.
Interesting - was widely reported so it's obviously something...
Though probably not this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program
(which most people seem to be suggesting).
Somebody mentioned a "Skyquake" which, apparently, is an aural disturbance caused by two opposing fronts slapping together.
I had an oral disturbance last time yer maw's fronts slapped together.
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that reminds me
of the Russian Atmospheric Link, I found photos of some of these things while exploring Google Maps.
I also just found this while trying to find that again
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:05, Share, Reply)
of the Russian Atmospheric Link, I found photos of some of these things while exploring Google Maps.
I also just found this while trying to find that again
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:05, Share, Reply)
wasn't this part of a viral advertising campaign?
plus that thumbnail is fake
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:25, Share, Reply)
plus that thumbnail is fake
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:25, Share, Reply)
Picture is fake, HAARP is a favourite of tinfoil hatters and schizophrenics.
I think I already know how seriously to take this one.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:27, Share, Reply)
I think I already know how seriously to take this one.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:27, Share, Reply)
Mothers of the 90s and their good-night songs
Wait for it... (starts in German)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Share, Reply)
Wait for it... (starts in German)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Share, Reply)
She
sung that like a tory, and reminded me of zis! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYlHGQaPj_c
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:31, Share, Reply)
sung that like a tory, and reminded me of zis! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYlHGQaPj_c
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:31, Share, Reply)
Man faces trial over feeding police horses - coppers probably wanted the greggs pasty for themselves!
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well he was feeding them pork, of all things,
I mean, that's a bit below the belt, if you know what I mean.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Share, Reply)
I mean, that's a bit below the belt, if you know what I mean.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Share, Reply)
Are we no longer allowed to eat animals that fall below our waistlines?
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No he's not, he's facing trail for being agressive when the police told him to stop.
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His defence... "The horse looked hungry". Brilliant, he's sure to get away with it.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:59, Share, Reply)
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Six years I've been on here...
and I could have been skateboarding.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, Share, Reply)
and I could have been skateboarding.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, Share, Reply)
thats
one of the few skating about vids i've actually enjoyed.
oh and Abe's Odyssey flashback at 1:55
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:38, Share, Reply)
one of the few skating about vids i've actually enjoyed.
oh and Abe's Odyssey flashback at 1:55
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:38, Share, Reply)
You should have gone skateboarding
better than hanging on b3ta for those years :P
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:16, Share, Reply)
better than hanging on b3ta for those years :P
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:16, Share, Reply)
Cute, skills, what's not to like?
I hope the teeth fell out by themselves.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:58, Share, Reply)
I hope the teeth fell out by themselves.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:58, Share, Reply)
Animatronics VFX Showreel by Gustav Hoegen.
He's the guy who did stuff for that film where everyone dies in the end, amongst others.
Seriously impressive stuff.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:30, Share, Reply)
He's the guy who did stuff for that film where everyone dies in the end, amongst others.
Seriously impressive stuff.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:30, Share, Reply)
That's a whole week's worth of nightmares right there!
Amazing though, so much there I had assumed was CG.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Share, Reply)
Amazing though, so much there I had assumed was CG.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Share, Reply)
The making of Prometheus is brilliant.
Whatever you think of the film...there was some true artistry behind it.
So much that I had assumed was CG was in fact practical effects.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Share, Reply)
Whatever you think of the film...there was some true artistry behind it.
So much that I had assumed was CG was in fact practical effects.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Share, Reply)
Fuck
That's incredible. I genuinely thought that was all CG. Amazing work by that man. Will research him more, cheers.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:28, Share, Reply)
That's incredible. I genuinely thought that was all CG. Amazing work by that man. Will research him more, cheers.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:28, Share, Reply)
it's amazing
that we are now congratulating people for making real things that look like computer graphics, rather than the other way round.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:55, Share, Reply)
that we are now congratulating people for making real things that look like computer graphics, rather than the other way round.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:55, Share, Reply)
I've been working in computer graphics for 14 years.
That's the first time I've seen physical stuff that competes with what computers can do (or obviously will do soon). And physical is obviously better if it can be done at a competitive price.
Awesome.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:21, Share, Reply)
That's the first time I've seen physical stuff that competes with what computers can do (or obviously will do soon). And physical is obviously better if it can be done at a competitive price.
Awesome.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:21, Share, Reply)
Very nice reel.
But the anti-CG comments piss me off. Especially since I've worked on a couple of the films shown there where we've replaced the animatronics with CG because the animatronics didnt' hold up. No one technique is better. The skill (for the director) is choosing where to use what.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:27, Share, Reply)
But the anti-CG comments piss me off. Especially since I've worked on a couple of the films shown there where we've replaced the animatronics with CG because the animatronics didnt' hold up. No one technique is better. The skill (for the director) is choosing where to use what.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:27, Share, Reply)
For me, CGI, blue screen, and actors in suits, seem to be cheaper and easier
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:25, Share, Reply)
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remember the fresh price of bell aire?
goldie looking chain throw a new version
with the Fresh Prince of Cwmbran
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Share, Reply)
goldie looking chain throw a new version
with the Fresh Prince of Cwmbran
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Share, Reply)
Yes!!!
Love me some GLC, saw them live once, so i've been told, don't remember any of it.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Share, Reply)
Love me some GLC, saw them live once, so i've been told, don't remember any of it.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Share, Reply)
It not "Your missus is a nutter"
Or "Your Mother's got a Penis" ...but its still good.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Share, Reply)
Or "Your Mother's got a Penis" ...but its still good.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Share, Reply)
Do not watch if you are susceptible to hypnosis
This has to be an illegal move!
Olden but golden.
Damn I wish I could click "I made this"
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Share, Reply)
This has to be an illegal move!
Olden but golden.
Damn I wish I could click "I made this"
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Share, Reply)
wha?
why is my tea now cold?
and who put my penis in this pot plant?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:01, Share, Reply)
why is my tea now cold?
and who put my penis in this pot plant?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:01, Share, Reply)
Tabby did, and that's no pot plant, he just needs a shave.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:02, Share, Reply)
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"Do me" eyes
a convenient entry hole.. damn i hope he doesn't lie about being a size 9
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Share, Reply)
a convenient entry hole.. damn i hope he doesn't lie about being a size 9
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Share, Reply)
this was the first Western show
to appear on Russian television.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:34, Share, Reply)
to appear on Russian television.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:34, Share, Reply)
A "Cheers" TV reference. He was the trivia king.
Meant in a loving, kind, and peace to the world way.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Share, Reply)
Meant in a loving, kind, and peace to the world way.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Share, Reply)
Ah, Cheers
Possibly the only show in the world that wasn't as good as its spin-off.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Share, Reply)
Possibly the only show in the world that wasn't as good as its spin-off.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Share, Reply)
You're forgetting about 'joey'
the spin-off from 'Friends'. Obviously.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:35, Share, Reply)
the spin-off from 'Friends'. Obviously.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:35, Share, Reply)
And yet there are still some people who think wrestling is fake.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:01, Share, Reply)
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Yes but the cnut took out an injunction
After I sent him over 14,000 hate letters for not giving me Optimus Prime in 1985
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Share, Reply)
After I sent him over 14,000 hate letters for not giving me Optimus Prime in 1985
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Share, Reply)
Be a pony for
Tab's fetish to shove his massively wide cock up your ass?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:14, Share, Reply)
Tab's fetish to shove his massively wide cock up your ass?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:14, Share, Reply)
That has to be one of the most mentalist things I have ever seen
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:08, Share, Reply)
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This is brought to you
by the richest and most powerful country in the world. China must be wondering how the hell they can possibly go wrong.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Share, Reply)
by the richest and most powerful country in the world. China must be wondering how the hell they can possibly go wrong.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Share, Reply)
That's from Chikara Pro
they do some pretty mad wrestling, see also Chuck Taylor: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOcjq4siu7A
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
they do some pretty mad wrestling, see also Chuck Taylor: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOcjq4siu7A
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, Share, Reply)
the fact that
this style of wrestling happens puts a massive grin on my face, especially that grenade :)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:26, Share, Reply)
this style of wrestling happens puts a massive grin on my face, especially that grenade :)
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:26, Share, Reply)
Derren Brown when he was a wrestler
really, how can hypnosis be allowed!!??!?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:29, Share, Reply)
really, how can hypnosis be allowed!!??!?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:29, Share, Reply)
Two weeks after hurricane Sandy: mysterious coughs, power still not restored in many places, and the cops decide to ticket storm-damaged cars
Oh, and the emergency management agency sold many of emergency shelters in the the months leading to hurricane season and will now have to buy new ones. bit.ly/TFe9vq
*facepalm*
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:48, Share, Reply)
Oh, and the emergency management agency sold many of emergency shelters in the the months leading to hurricane season and will now have to buy new ones. bit.ly/TFe9vq
*facepalm*
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:48, Share, Reply)
The Paranoid News showed pictures
of FEMA workers being fed by Occupy movement volunteers.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:49, Share, Reply)
of FEMA workers being fed by Occupy movement volunteers.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:49, Share, Reply)
Startling, considering that FEMA was there to help the inhabitants. *sigh*
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:02, Share, Reply)
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If only the cars had guns :-(
Seriously though, that's just fucked up, seriously fucked up, they should be ashamed of themselves.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:51, Share, Reply)
Seriously though, that's just fucked up, seriously fucked up, they should be ashamed of themselves.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:51, Share, Reply)
Ah, people spending extended time in damp moudy conditions in the winter getting coughs.
A three pipe problem indeed!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Share, Reply)
A three pipe problem indeed!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Share, Reply)
It seems worse than that: the reporter and photographer reported symptoms after only a few minutes.
I think this is what happened right before I.Am.Legend.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:36, Share, Reply)
I think this is what happened right before I.Am.Legend.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:36, Share, Reply)
It's the communist-nazi
Muslim atheist Kenyan false-flag HAARP chemtrails Moon hoaxers!
RUN!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:27, Share, Reply)
Muslim atheist Kenyan false-flag HAARP chemtrails Moon hoaxers!
RUN!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:27, Share, Reply)
The website's URL might as well say "Bollocks within!".
And the paranoid commenters just compound things really.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:21, Share, Reply)
And the paranoid commenters just compound things really.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:21, Share, Reply)
I'm not a Paedophile!
All the nonce-related news this morning made me think of this...
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:27, Share, Reply)
All the nonce-related news this morning made me think of this...
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:27, Share, Reply)
Didn't like that show
Although a lot of people who wrote/starred in it are now famous.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:33, Share, Reply)
Although a lot of people who wrote/starred in it are now famous.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:33, Share, Reply)
Loved it.
Think it got better after first few episodes.
The most dire sketch show - we know where you live
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:33, Share, Reply)
Think it got better after first few episodes.
The most dire sketch show - we know where you live
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:33, Share, Reply)
Yes you are, what about all those pictures you sent to me?
And all the times you tried to hit-on my nephew, and the fact you always hang about schools and playgrounds in a trench coat?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:34, Share, Reply)
And all the times you tried to hit-on my nephew, and the fact you always hang about schools and playgrounds in a trench coat?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:34, Share, Reply)
True story
When I went to see the Dark Knight Rises in London he was playing his fiery tuba on Enbankment.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Share, Reply)
When I went to see the Dark Knight Rises in London he was playing his fiery tuba on Enbankment.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Share, Reply)
ahhh
but did you ever see them in the same bat-place, at the same bat-time?!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:55, Share, Reply)
but did you ever see them in the same bat-place, at the same bat-time?!
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:55, Share, Reply)
you spotted the bit about Thailand right?
Statistically, that's almost a guaranteed willy in bum
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:57, Share, Reply)
Post workout power move!
I don't know if it's bad form reposting here from The Poke, but this made me giggle like a happy mong.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:01, Share, Reply)
I don't know if it's bad form reposting here from The Poke, but this made me giggle like a happy mong.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:01, Share, Reply)
The look of sheer relief on her face makes this all the better
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:17, Share, Reply)
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And her friend mopping her brow
and presumably telling her "Well done, that's it, let it out...(etc)"
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:53, Share, Reply)
and presumably telling her "Well done, that's it, let it out...(etc)"
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:53, Share, Reply)
And well justified too, she's nearly filled that water butt.
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, Share, Reply)
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That's brill.
Does anyone have a link to that newspaper frontpage with a headline about a child molester and a photo from an unconnected story with a despondent looking clown?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:17, Share, Reply)
Does anyone have a link to that newspaper frontpage with a headline about a child molester and a photo from an unconnected story with a despondent looking clown?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:17, Share, Reply)
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