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This is a link post Metal version of 'Call Me Maybe'
Rather well done really, particularly the little keyboard solo part...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do people genuinely like this kind of stuff?
It's good to see that Phil Collins can still play the drums though.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooo!!
Phil Colins promised us all that he had retired from music! He can't come back!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad ass rock n rollers playing "call me maybe" or whatever it's called.
I can actually hear that guitarist's soul dying. He can try to mask it by headbanging to the beat and crunching those strings but he's kidding no-one. Bill Hicks and Doug Stanhope would have lots to say about this.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't live you know...
Somebody in their bedroom recorded all the parts other than the vocals which are taken from the video itself. They've just arranged it to match the parts where the camera zooms into the various instruments...

(unless you are commenting on the session musicians who are actually performing the original in the video anyway)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I'm more confused than ever.
*lights spliff and listens to Ashley's Roach Clip*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Egad!
Just watch the drummer... constant fluffing, nevermind the camera not being on him at the right time.

OH! AND the keyboards aren't even plugged in!!

Yes, I hate "live" songs...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not metal
There is a girl singing.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There is a girl singing

(I do quite like some metal by the way)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a link post President of Uruguay, poorest president in the world.
ex-uruguayan guerilla fighter, 6 bullets in his body and he gives 80% of his salary to charity and lives like a farmer...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehehehe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibQZLHo7JAQ
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a wonderful man. There's hope in the world for living happily with what you have.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Another wisdom tooth video
I love these things, the reactions are fantastic.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had all mine out under local, it was honestly quite good fun
what with all the pulling and cracking and stuff.
You know what a stick of rock sounds like when you crunch and chew it, it was like that but with pliers
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was gassed for mine
Bled like a pig for mine
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not been to the dentist for 25 years
fucking scaremongering rip-off merchants, most of them.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was never really bothered about trips to the dentist
until I went to the orthodontist and had some operation to move a tooth that was growing the wrong way. The operation was under local, and very unpleasant from the anaesthetic injections to the scraping of scalpels and pulling of teeth and being stitched up. That was the easy part. I was then taken back to school by my parents and then the anaesthetic wore off. I was in agony for days. It was horrible. I haven't been back since for fear of anything similar happening. I do take very good care of my teeth though to try to ensure that I won't need to go back...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
I've hated dentists since I was six. One of the cunts tried to anaesthatise me and shoved the needle into my jawbone. Twat. So when I had an absess under one of my teeth recently, I HAD to go and get it pulled out. So this cunt twisted and wrenched and out popped my tooth. Sadly, my absess also popped and the puss was all over the shop. The dentist said "don't spit the blood out" so I didn't (i've no idea why she asked, or why I didn't, i was just drugged up so I obeyed - insert Savile joke here). Later that day I went down with some sort of poisoning from the absess muck. *slow clap for cunt dentist (and stupid drugged up me)*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Local and a sedative for me
They were buried sideways so they had to be broken in pieces before they'd come out. That involved quite a selection of medieval-looking tools going in to my mouth shiny and coming out red. I was conscious for all of it, but couldn't feel anything other than being pulled around a lot. The sedative was great though - I didn't give a damn about any of it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had loads of lovely drugs
I.V valium and some assorted pills.
Was asleep for the whole thing and woke up high as a kite.
Got 3 more to come out, might save one for my birthday.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep, 2 of mine were compacted/sideways
hence the lovely cracking and crunching :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100 years ago Laughing gas was the recreational drug of choice in the US
The american psychologist William James used to regularly get out of his fucking tree on the stuff.

www.general-anaesthesia.com/misc/nitrous-philosophy.html
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a dental implant last year under local anaesthetic
I was doing fine until the dentist said 'Fetch ze big drill'. It made me sweat a bit! :-)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Remedy
Because an unexpected Friday off could use an old earworm
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Blimey, been a while since I heard that. Also see Sting Me from the same album: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GTRqG62Q_E
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Unexpected friday off"? Lucky sod.
Let the wanking marathon begin!
(or is that just me when I get an unexpected day off?)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Studies
Suddenly a report was finished and handed in 1PM Thursday instead of 11:59 Sunday
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Wedding Video
nicely done
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talented scousers
What next!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post would, would, would, maybe, already done

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that....
David Beckham??
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Weren't about in 1990?
This is exactly what is was like.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Ross from Friends and the latest James Bond baddie?

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha! It was as well
I once tried to do a remix of Pump Up the Jam using a tape to tape recorder. It was shit
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha.
Horrible flashbacks!!! o.0
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! surely that's not a real advert?

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do drugs kids !

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do kids dave!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody good tune actually

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I had one of those triangle things!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1990 ?
I still dance like that now.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to shower in my baseball cap.
I was a very dim child.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Trinity and Beyond
The atomic bomb story. Narrated by Captain Kirk, no less.
I have this on dvd and watch from time to time. Contains all kinds of awesomeness.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo ta
bookmarks for when Britains got X Out of Here is on
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post almost as good as Atomic Cafe
www.youtube.com/movie?v=NOUtZOqgSG8&feature=mv_sr
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have to watch this

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post its good that
plus the music is ace, and the bit at the end with mad bastards riding horseback towards a mushroom plume - AWESOME!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Topical.
brasseye.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's paedogeddon.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And so on
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really are a shit!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats just another form of racism

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Playground-bang-around
is that Jason King in the Nonce T-Shirt?

Next you'll be telling me Dave lee Travis was groping girls on Top of the Pops
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a link post What if Adele was Mrs.Doubtfire
well, what if she was?
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAaargghhhh!!!!!!!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a link post A bit of Bon Iver for this late evening.
Turned up on the closing credits of Rust and Bone earlier this evening. Just a beautiful song
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. :D

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This comment is GC.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Hank of the Hill (a KotH youtube poop)
SEAKING!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved King of the hill, but i dont get these youtube poop things. They annoy me
SENKING!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxsL3PaR-iU
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I could denounce these things as pathetic and childish.
But they give me the uncontrollable giggles of a crackhead in a ballpool.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a link post How a sausage dog works
I like Antonisz works.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFx37z939Qs

Same, but different/better translation + single panel video.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a link post At the Drive-In - Invalid Litter Dept.
Live 2001
Skip to 1m 7s for song youtu.be/7ZU4DWniEaw?t=1m7s
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still remember
their performace on jools holland. Not only was it fantastic it really pissed off robbie williams which is an added bonus.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post best moment in Jools' show ever.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely
oh look here it is: At The Drive In on Later with Robbie's face
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking great tune

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep :D

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin Hell.
Had no idea At the Drive-In were popular on b3ta. Great stuff.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post greatest welsh band ever.

(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Tune from the Assassin's Creed 3 advert.
Piss-poor game. Good track.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was just me
whose finding AC3 a bit fucking boring
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, mines been hoyed back to the shop.
ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yahtzee thinks so too
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6516-Assassins-Creed-3
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post im hearing a small movement of folks saying AC3 is poo
Is it really? It looks good to me. Might get it around christmas time.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought it 2 weeks ago
and it hasn't even been out of its case yet.

In fact, I haven't even turned the XBOX on in months. I seem to have fallen out of love with games, which should make me feel sad as I've always loved them, but I don't actually feel anything about it.

Not sure how I feel about that.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Marriage is unnatural.
Sorry it's in Welsh.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post What?
Marriage is unnatural is in Welsh?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That guy likes his diaper just way too much

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's Eurotrash's voiceover team when you need 'em?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do the news now

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bonjour, tout le monde!
Maintenant... I can't do the other one.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'allo Antoine
'allo Jean-Paul
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't he die of african bum disease...
or something?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe Antoine de Caunes and Jean Paul Gaultier are both still alive.
And Antoine de Caunes gets bonus marks for being Jamie Hewlett's father-in-law, apparently.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post mrrg s nntrl
now it's in welsh/
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Somewhere interesting to put your finger
Simple maths I know but it's still good.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
I know it's a trick but was entertaining nonetheless!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never seen that before.
Great fun, I like this bloke's stuff.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been trawling his channel.
And I was smiling throughout, top find!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I was on the frowny face after all!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Bob Ross feeding a baby squirrel
floof! i think i may have a TBT and paint some tonight.. Happy Thurday night /links! :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read "Bob Ross feeds a squirrel (paedo)"
I need to get the fuck out of this country. I'm seeing them everywhere :(

Edit: You have to click the link for that to make any sense at all
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just had to read what you wrote twice.. and did a huh? both times.
i read your (paedo) as (peapod) and was puzzled as to why you wanted to leave the country because of peapods.

edit: come to Florida, the weather is great, we have far fewer paedos and we make up for it with zombies and bank robberies. :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soilent green.... is PEAPODS!
Edit: speaking of squirrels www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDfToqHpWnM
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh noes!
Next thing they'll be breeding them like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsbYx6hevoQ
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPBUGUM7KQ
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I have the fear!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bob Ross fucked underage cloths
and made toilet brushes... them with pubes.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww be nice to bob. dont say such things.
he is my idol. i can only hope to achieve the level of pure bliss from crap paintings, little critters (and clearly not giving a fuck) he had.

*he did abuse his brushes, though*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post My facebook
has bob ross as my religion, love the bloke. Would never knowingly harm him... https://www.facebook.com/alfa.romeo.315
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You went to CLOWN COLLEGE?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn straight
you cant like, add me or shit can you? I thought I was blocked. Genuine question, try to add me please, see if you can or else FB has fucked me over big time, the amount I spend on that shithouse....
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weird
it worked before now it wont!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now it has! HURRAH!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just sent you a fiend request.
haha. :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently I had already sent one!
AND THEY IGNORED IT
BASTARD
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you only just figured it out?
Hahaha!



me too
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Living the dream, living the dream.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honest

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmm monster munch
i like to think he varied between pickled onion and beef.. there may be other flavours but they are all inferior to those two
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I'm missing something, but
I'm not sure which of the 385 comments you are referring to.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post #47
It's highlighted in red when you scroll down to near the bottom of the page.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Dimensions of dialogue.
Jan Svankmeyer doing his thing.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats great.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a weekend in Miami!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
except that was not toothpaste or butter on your shoe?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhh, good times!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post A repubilcan and democrat flirting

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's the punchline, Scrunt?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was waiting for the rest of the joke...
a republican, a democrat and an irishman walk into a bar... or something.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt has let the comedy public down.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is a sad day.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Democrat was disappointed because the Republican't get an erection.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen this since I was a wee boy
Nice one
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
there's the entire short movie here
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)

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