Freemasons hush up whistleblower
'sex with 30 plus women'
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:22,
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30 plus?!
my ex became a size 16 and was fat, fuck knows what a size 30 is...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I'm not sure if she meant 'sex with women who are aged 30 or over', 'sex with 30 or more women' or 'sex with women who are size 30 or over'.
I don't think she's sure either.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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jeez, H must have really let himself go.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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the one I used to fancy when they were together?
That now, id rather fuck the boys than her?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)
god thats a mental image I wish I didnt have now....
Damn you me....
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Friday Party Banger!
Not posted anything for a while so have this little ditty.
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presferatu, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:17,
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Mad Swede Twins
NSFW
This is four year old footage from the M6 but somehow I missed it. Maybe you did too. Slightly NSFW for swearies and injury footage.
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edjogs Exacerbation will only make it worse., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:05,
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I remember that show, and the 'what happened next' follow-up a few months later.
That lorry driver was seriously traumatised by what happened. Fucking pair of loons.
I'm calling fake anyway cos those girls are mingers. And everyone knows that Sweden's full of fitties.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:09,
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IIRC one of them then topped this by killing a bloke who gave her shelter for a night.
I think she is now safely locked up.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Yeah, the whole thing was mental.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:38,
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Apparently
Bit of back story, they were twins, one lived in the states and the other lived in southern Ireland and they'd met up and decided to go on a road trip to the UK.
It turned out that the sister in hospital had mental health issues, the one who did the bloke was didn't but when they were met up the one without mental health issues somehow caught them from her sister.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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Bonus points for morbid irony:
The filmakers sneaked a bit of Sparklehorse in about halfway through part 2.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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A song about media piracy, with a sweet video
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:26,
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songs about piracy are the new chain letter
pass this on, it's really important, yes, important to just you getting coin from google ads
But yes, nice animation, shame about the nasal song
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:44,
Reply)
it's got that annoying liney face in the corner. I can't watch it
I hate all the fucking "u mad bro" shit and all the other fucking inane mongchat that goes along with it, as if the person is some sort of elite super troll when the truth is that they are a fucking child calling people gay in an online game and you couldn't actually give a fuck either way. It sort of makes me think of xbox live and people who play C.O.D. , they all seem to have migrated over to battlefield 3 which is a bit irksome at times.
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Cockweasle, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:22,
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Now do one about no paying plumbers for their work
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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new portable BBQ system unvield i would love this as a presant at christmas HINT HINT
great way to cook those franks *
*and any one else you dont like
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Ant genocide machine
Not a BBQ
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:27,
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Rolling
Someone needs video editing classes.
That's good.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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fuck off
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:44,
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Hey, Deluxe, how's it hanging?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:55,
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Be as one
with your BBQ equipment
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:18,
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*scratches nuts*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lidFipyLG8k&feature=youtu.be&t=14s
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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You just saw this on reddit's front page didn't you
fucking cunt
When oh when will you be posting your next, long awaited, link to funniestcorner.com, cool-story.com, gloriousmind.com, todayswhisper.com, theworldgeography.com, formyhour.com or chillhour.com
Unless you didn't hear me the first time... fucking cunt
edit: any relation to the youtube user with the same username who happens to have a penchant for videos titled things like "How to survive a google penalty" and "how to rank on google"
edit 2: and what do you know... a webpage, featuring a link posted from funniest corner.com, where both cancerik and deluxe have "voted" on it
www.fundolink.com/entertainment/dose-of-humor/
edit 3 : more references to funniestcorner, cancerik AND deluxe... all in the same place!
demo.thruzt.com/story/21363/
edit 4: knock yourself out, there's fucking loads of URLs linking them all together, the spammy cunts
www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=%22cancerik%22+funniestcorner&oq=%22cancerik%22+funniestcorner&gs_l=serp.3...6086.13900.1.14141.16.16.0.0.0.0.184.1807.7j9.16.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.0kHjuLS2BOk&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=c049945d839dc4f2&bpcl=38625945&biw=1404&bih=926
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:59,
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I love you man.
*hugs*
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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Pissflaps with another account?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:13,
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I will settle down once I have rid b3ta of the spammy cunts.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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but then who will post great videos like this one?
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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knock yourself out
www.reddit.com
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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Yes, I did
and you can lick my asshole
Some of other b3ta users don't use reddit, so this is for you guys, enjoy
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Thanks
And I've now whored it to my FB page so everyone can see how awesome I am!
Circle of liiiiiiife!
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53,
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but.... When oh when will you be posting your next, long awaited, link to funniestcorner.com, cool-story.com, gloriousmind.com, todayswhisper.com, theworldgeography.com, formyhour.com or chillhour.com
twat.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53,
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Well I've never been to these places
so I'm glad someone's curating them for me and showing me the bestest bits
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)
here here
and last I checked this is /links not /links approved by dogshit for brains.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:13,
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So you think b3ta should just allow anyone to spam links to their website in an effort to increase traffic, google rank and revenues?
But then why would anyone want, or need, to buy ads in the newsletter if they can just post their shit here, repeatedly, for free?
I'm not doing this for me, I have no connection with b3ta other than being a user for ~8 years or so and I get pissed off when I see wankers trying to exploit it.
Nice to see you couldn't give a shit though, what a great community spirit you have.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:38,
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"arsehole", please.
This is a British website, thank you, Mr Deluxe.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:01,
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That is fucking brilliant
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:01,
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:D that's lovely, beautiful animation
cheers for posting even if you possibly did see it somewhere else as if that's a crime
and ooof! painfully topical tagline
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:03,
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There should be a special place where youtube commenters can be safe, at least from themselves
"There needs to be a train with all those characters painted on the side that just goes around the city loop playing this on loop."
"...and how ironic would it be when someone gets hit by it?"
Erm, not very ironic at all? Unless it was the person who thought it was a good idea to do this who got hit. And they were lying on the track, touching themselves over how fucking clever they were and commenting about it on YouTube.
Man, I'm angry today. Why?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)
There's never enough bumsex.
But that's no different to the average day
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:20, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo&sns=em
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:32,
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Folky female singers all remind me of those fucking match dot com adverts
and as such I hate them.
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presferatu, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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this seems to be going well for you....
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McMookMac a member of Cunts of the Internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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cool vid!
this place is full of very lonely/sad people. spam is advertising, b3ta links is for posting funny/interesting vids. this is a funny vid.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:00, Reply)
chopx4, my fellow Cambridgian
The accusation isn't that this video is spam, it's that their other links are (to funniestcorner.com, cool-story.com, gloriousmind.com, todayswhisper.com, theworldgeography.com, formyhour.com and chillhour.com)
These are all blogs which are part of the same network which have been spammed by many previous "users" who were subsequently banned/deleted.
But they've persisted.
Now they pick videos and images off the front page of reddit (i.e. stuff that's already gone viral) and post it here in an effort to dilute their spamminess... and judging by your reaction, with some success.
It's a pity because they couldn't give a shit about b3ta the community, all they care about is their websites google rank. At some point in the near future they (deluxe and cancerik) will both post links to their spam-blogs again.
If you read all of my post above, and followed the links, you'd see that both of them (deluxe and cancerik) have quite an online presence of visiting various link dumps (including reddit and stumbledupon) and spamming links to the above mentioned blogs.
I'm sorry you see that as being "sad", I'm just sticking up for the community I've been a part of for the past 8 years. I wish more people would.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:01,
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Links from b3ta
don't contribute to rank, so they're on a hiding to nothing there...
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chthonic, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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Ripped off from Don Hertzfeldt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y
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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:42,
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Can we book a gunge-fuelled B3ta Bash?
A tenner! Bargain!
Poor sod.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:41,
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Shame! That is OBVIOUSLY photoshopped, here's the original:
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:58,
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I'm sure the garden will need doing around the 1st of March
Ł10.00, RESULT!!!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Well, at least he's not a nonce
That video hurt my eyes though
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:54,
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He is not a very good DJ and
didn't really talk to anybody!
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stevierar, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:57,
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not wanting to spoil the party \/ down there
have a flame thrower against a wasp's nest
being chinese i asume that they ate the litle buggers after wards so no fun was had at all oh no none what so ever
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I like the smiley communist star.
Makes collectivisation so much more fun!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
If its Asiatic hornets then its totally justified
I keep bees, and the Asiatic Hornet is as near to us now and the north coast of France. Should they make landfall here you will suddenly see bands of beekeepers employing similar techniques.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Holy shit
I wouldn't want to be the guy acting as the tripod.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:50,
Reply)
More Genocide
Although I tried the same with the basketball sized wasp's nest in my shed, I should have used domestos.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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We need to liberate the toys, why should the forces have all the fun?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
The Art of the Finger
"she's a fast fingerer"
Fuck art, let's lol
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simbosan, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:24,
Reply)
Curious to know
what you were actually searching for to 'stumble' upon this one :-P
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
What b3ta linkers do in searching for shit to p
Post here Is not relevant
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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The more I see of Russia
The more I become convinced the entire country is actually a massive real-world game of Grand Theft Auto.
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:34,
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We're looking into going over to St. Petersburg, it actually looks quite normal in comparison to other places in Russia, unfortunately.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:53,
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Oh, I'd forgotten about the fireworks in the bath war re-enactment
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
God, the roads are fucked. Was that something dead at 6.33?
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presferatu, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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A modern day Sisyphus.
Not GC here, but it was on the Sun's website the other day so the fools in my office were forwarding it around with reckless abandon.
I'd like to see the Russian equivalent.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:51,
Reply)
In Russia something mental would happen about the 02:18 mark
like a Honda Accord coming up the escalator and knocking him over or something
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:00,
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He must have been absolutely muntered.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:53,
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I remember a business guy
Being so muntered on the tube as he put his luggage down on platform of Victoria's circle line he fell in front of the train and was squished
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:18,
Reply)
...that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:15,
Reply)
This comment made me officelol
but I have no idea why.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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I don't know why you find this funny, the man has Cerebral Palsy & Downs Syndrome.
Shame on you for laughing at this person.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
i'm quite impressed that people actually tried to stop him
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mutated monty, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:18,
Reply)
It's actually heart warming
That woman showed an uncommon amount of gumption. Most people would have fucking ignored him.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Good metaphor
for life as a salaryman
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:37,
Reply)
*click*
this whole thread has made me proper lol
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JeremyBeadlesHands has elephantiasis of the didgeridoo, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 16:33,
Reply)
This man stole a Chinese food delivery car, then continued making stops to make extra cash
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Pazuzu posted whilst running on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:18,
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SANDWICHES, NIGGA!!!!
NSFW
Gangsta rap type chaps on the road for D12 tour.
Don't know why this amused my so much.
Probably because I like the idea that people with names like "King Dolo", "Maestro" and "Young Mase" who talk about bitches, bullets and bling, still have to make a little packed lunch for themselves.
It's a nice clash of worlds. 2Pac meets Alan Bennett.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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Always prepared.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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Oh sure someone mentions sandwhichs
And "Boom' breadys here.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38,
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What are you implying?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:53,
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well come on look in the mirror !
do we realy need to say anything else?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
remember all those times as kids, when we all killed the swarming hoards of ants?
this guy has the right approach
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Yay!
I thought it was thermite from the preview but I wasn't disappointed. That beats hot water any day!
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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Ant Genocide
You're no different to Hitler
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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i have no moustache you heartless bastard
i know i am differant to most other evil dictators but theres no need to rub it in , crual cold hearted bastard.
my mum died because of a moustach i will have you know.
i gassed her because i couldnt grow one and it was her fault, even grew her own to piss me off, let me tell you she had it comeing .
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Well, that's a bit cunty.
I hope someone blows up his house.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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Doesn't appeared to have killed many if any of them.
All show and no blow.
If you've got to do a thing like this.
Do it right and with as little suffering as possible.
Mice - Traps.
Lots of mice - Poison
Ants -poison
Spiders - Tickle under chin
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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You know what,
it doesn't matter how insignificant you consider an animal to be, there something intrinsically psychopathic about taking enjoyment from the intentional destruction of other organisms.
The guy in the video is a cunt. And by association, all who propagate and enjoy videos like this are also cunts.
/rant
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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I'll remember that next time I use bleach on the toilet
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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or cook my food to 70 degrees C
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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or have to delouse my dog (which I don't have)
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:18,
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or if I get crabs
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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copyright JMG 2011
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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you take pleasure from putting bleaching in your toilet?
weirdo
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:20,
Reply)
DON'T JUDGE ME!
horses for courses etc.
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21,
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Am I the only one who laughs maniacally when squirting the bleach in then?
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:43,
Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/savingmoney/post1427383
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:54,
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An unsung work of genius that is to be imitated until rendered mundane.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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It was funny the first time.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:04,
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Best thread ever. It's my go to on a bad day.
There's another good one where some idiot thug tried to intimidate Enzyme with threats which was brilliant too. I can't find that at the moment though.
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Pig Bodine., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:11,
Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post557958
And
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post559024
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:33,
Reply)
I pretend it's my green spunk
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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no i rub my hands in a gleeful way at the same time
which leads to bleach everywhere and bleachburn on my ring aswell for some reason
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I've never heard of someone cleaning a toilet for fun
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21,
Reply)
I was more on about the intrinsic enjoyment that comes with piece of mind that I can go for a shit without the risk of contracting hepatitis or dysentry
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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If you can't see the fundermental difference between that and killing something for amusement
you are being a bit of an argumentive twat
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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what's the difference between me arguing the point I'm making...
and a throw away comment about hoping this bloke's house is blown up, or that he's clearly going on to bigger things like murdering children?
EDIT: by difference, I mean why is one more acceptable than the other!?
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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For the record:
I didn't say i hope he's in the house when it blows up.
Just sayin' like.
As you were...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:48,
Reply)
Yeah, and you can fuck off.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:52,
Reply)
That was
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:15,
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I wasn't talking to you.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:33,
Reply)
Easy now, Bready
If you picture he's got both hands in his pants whilst he's pulling that face, it becomes quite a compliment.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Weatherfield's answer to Chairman Mao?
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:06,
Reply)
The point you are making is "I bleach my toilet so I don't die of bumaids"
The point the original video made was "Watch me unnecessarily kill things whilst laughing about it!!"
Maybe there is a special place you inhabit, where you giggle maniacally the whole way through the bleaching/pooing process.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:22, Reply)
party's over, dude!
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:59,
Reply)
But I wanna play with the cool kids
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pesky work getting in the way of what's important *grumble grumble*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Shut up you fucking hippy idiot
I look forward to your not using antibiotics next time you get an infection. Poor little bacteria, just trying to get on.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
YOU BEAST! YOU BOUNDER! YOU CAD!
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:22,
Reply)
you missed his point about gaining pleasure from it
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26,
Reply)
ok then.... define pleasure?
I'd consider it pleasurable to be able to get out of bed after being ill..
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:30,
Reply)
would you upload a video of you doing that to Youtube because you got such a kick out of it?
Going out of your way to kill something in an extreme way, videoing it and showing it to people is a definite tick on the checkbox for a psychopath
Getting out of bed, much less so
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35,
Reply)
define pleasure please
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36,
Reply)
pleas·ure/pleZHerr/
Noun: A feeling of happy satisfaction and enjoyment
Adjective: Used or intended for entertainment.
Verb: Give sexual enjoyment or satisfaction to.
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38,
Reply)
"A feeling of happy satisfaction and enjoyment"
covers both points I reckon
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39,
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Are you mentally ill?
If in any doubt, go to your GP
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39,
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clearly...
it's the only possible option
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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aaaaaalso...
it's not the deriving pleasure from the action that is the problem... it's the derivation of pleasure from people watching him do it?
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39,
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No it's both
Gaining pleasure from killing things is fucked up
Do it out of necessity (food, defence etc) but not shits and giggles
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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how do we know he's gaining pleasure from it?
maybe he's just experimenting with the irradiation of the ants from his property...
I'm not saying he's NOT enjoying it... just giving a possible alternate scenario.
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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plus... we've been here before Toasty...
you know how this ends...
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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these arguments...
they continue until one of us runs out of steam
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:55,
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is it an argument though
or just two opinions on an internet site?
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:10,
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but because these opinions are diametrically opposed, it makes it an argument...
now you're just changing the basis for said discussion...
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:18,
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When I burn down churches and schools
I get pleasure from seeing the fire pixies dance into the air, rather than the thought of the organisms I have killed. But the police and CPS still try and charge me regardless. Bastards
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herd of chickens I was the one that dumped DVDfever, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32,
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right...
so killing bacteria doesn't lead the perpetrator on to killing ants... but killing ants leads to killing children and church goers?!
who knew!
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:34,
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WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?!
I'm confused
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35,
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You silly thing.
It's not quite the same is it?
Treating life threatening single-celled bacteria for the prevention of disease is not quite the same as videoing the blowing up of a multi-celled, sentient, highly social animal's nest for the purposes of entertainment.
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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"it doesn't matter how insignificant you consider an animal to be"
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33,
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Oh, so we've moved the argument onto semantics and technicalities already?
I think my point was clear without having to spell out the difference between eukaryotic and prokaryotic organisms.
I think I'll leave it there.
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:55,
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didn't you know?!
dude... you're looking pretty foolish now
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36,
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Nope.
I'm not drawing any moral lines, I just think it takes a certain kind of person get pleasure from intentionally causing suffering for entertainment.
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:02,
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I have to agree....
I have just seen some pictures on facebook of a kid being cruel to a dog, one of him burying it up to its neck so it couldn't move. My blood is boiling. I didnt quite feel as passionate about some ants being blown up but I still dont think people should do this.
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well if you'd said that the first time, there'd be no argument.
You said 'organisms',and that's what people responded to.
Construct your argument properly if you don't want it picked apart.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:48,
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There's nothing psypathic about it at all
We're killing machines. We've survived from killing others. I'm not going to throw millions of years of predatory evolution down the toilet just so that you can have a moral masturbation session about the "evils of destroying life".
Hunting is fun. Being a soldier can be fun. Killing off the plague of insects that have devastated your crops can be fun. There's satisfaction in causing death, and if you can't feel that then you're the one with the mental imbalance. Now rip out your incisors and live on muesli for the rest of your life, you over-sensitive cretin.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:32,
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I think a psychologist would call it 'projecting'
Where you attempt to have moral high ground over others to mask your subconscious desires.
I think we can all agree Fork secretly wants to destroy ants in vast numbers.
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Came out of *lurk* to post this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHWSAZ3fZsQ
One day they will be our overlords.
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:46,
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Well this post seems to have taken a dramatic turn.
One day, the creatures will get him while he sleeps...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AicCiG03O3c
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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Just because someone posted a picture of Trampy earlier
Also, this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc9PUzIHkW4
and this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE
That's my childhood. Right there.
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:49,
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WTF?!
I nearly fell off my chair. Ive must have seen this 100 times before but not for at least 20-25 years easy! Really weird feeling seeing things like this, but a nice one.
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More on the Savita medical/catholic heartbreaking story
You will find some people still live in the dark ages
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:14,
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Being a presumptuous type
I had only scanned the headlines the last couple of days and thought it had all happened in Iran. Even though the level of cuntery is the same wherever this happened, it is still more shocking to know that this took place in a so-called 'enlightened' country.
Cunts
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:24,
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Apparently,
there was a nun holding this sign next to the GPO in Dublin today: pic.twitter.com/cWfyRo8J.*
*Obtained from Twitter. May not actually have happened. Normal terms and conditions apply.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:44,
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That actually looks fake.
I hope it is.
A few members of my family are actually nuns, we don't discuss these things though, i'd find it hard to believe that they'd be in favour of stupid things like this judging from their character, it's hard to tell though, religious beliefs tend to make people a bit mental.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:59,
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So, so angry about this.
The article you posted as a reply to me yesterday was pertinent.
Worth a read, if anyone missed it.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:46,
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Difficult one for me
The focus on this story is about abortion. Most of the facts point to it really being about a medical error. The Irish law is all about preserving life, mums as well as unborn babys. Abortion is a very emotive issue. I really, really think abortions should be rare things. There are over 200,000 in the U.K. annually. If 1 life lost in Ireland is newsworthy, what does it say about a balanced concern for loss of life.
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MaxineBasset You wont get this if you were born after 1950, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:54,
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What medical error?
She needed and requested an abortion and they refused on religious grounds. Fuck all to do with medicine. All to do with living in the dark ages. The Dr's responsible should be charged with murder as they surely knew the potential consequence of not giving her the abortion. If they didn't realise the potential consequence they shouldn't be practising medicine.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:00,
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Which begs the question: At what point, for you, does a collection of cells become "life"?
"Most of the facts point to it really being about a medical error"? I've read a lot about this case (though not on pro-life,fundamental-christian websites) and have yet to see that theory.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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You almost sound sympathetic to the barbaric religious anti-abortion laws in Ireland
I hope that is a comedy account
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:16,
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My understanding of the case is that it was not a medical error in any way.
It seems to have been the deliberate withholding of life-saving medical care in order to comply with the law. A law that the Irish Supreme Court has already ruled should be rewritten. A law that the European Court of Human Rights has demanded should be rewritten.
I don't argue that the UK has the right position here - far from it if your numbers are correct and relevant (i.e. not medically necessary). But to blanket ban a life-saving procedure under the flag of saving life is morally indefensible.
[edit] Let's do some number-crunching...
The Guardian has handily collected the data for abortions in England and Wales and Scotland (reported separately). Interestingly there were 4,149 abortions carried out on people travelling from Ireland in 2011. So not only does banning it in Ireland effectively export the problem, it actually inflates the figures that you're using to argue against it.
The 2011 census in Ireland showed a population of 4,588,252 (from here). If we assume that the population is split roughly 50/50 male/female (we can get an accurate number but I'm approximating for ease) and roughly two thirds of the females are of child-bearing age (see above), then we arrive at a figure of approx 1.5 million total females.
Combining this we find that in 2011 alone, roughly three out of every thousand Irish women of childbearing age were forced to travel to another country in order to get their pregnancy aborted.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:23,
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Why didn't they send her to the UK for treatment?
Just saying like.......
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I think in this case it was all too sudden; she became very ill, very quickly.
...though in previous cases the authorities have prevented women considered at risk from travelling to the uk for abortions (see "Case X" which Scrunt linked to- I've put the link above).
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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Honda CR-Z commercial
I'll risk the GC on this one. It is an oldie, but still very much a favorite of mine. Hands down the best car commercial I have seen recently. Or, possibly, ever.
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c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:13,
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I don't like adverts
I always feel like they're trying to sell me something
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:18,
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perhaps
'artvert' would be a better word for this
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c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:19,
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I'm still not going to watch it
“Art for Arts sake – money for gods sake” etc.
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:25,
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very nice
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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