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This is a link post Chica chica boom chic!

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chick A Boom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJi62CynjEk
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god yes!
I love that stylised thing they do in old musicals: they're in Rio...no they're not they're in the biggest nightclub the world has ever seen! Spielberg nicked that idea for the opening of Temple of Doom.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don't make them like that anymore
thank fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right you, outside.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like it's being played in reverse.
weird.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck...This is made of solid purest HAPPY
Click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Following from yesterdays shocking attack on that woman
Man arrested.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post 34 years old too
how shit does your life have to be, so that you would punch out a 16 year old girl for fun
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tempt me.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. Probably for a similar reason that
a 14-year old girl was shot in the head whilst sitting on a schoolbus in Pakistan last month.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never been to Plaistow though, so couldn't comment

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have.
Knew some people who lived there and stayed at their place a few years back. If I were writing a tourist guide, I'd use the phrase 'violent shithole' as a teaser headline and then go on to advise not going there at night and escaping as quickly as you possible can. Fucking awful place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post because teenagers can be annoyingly punchworthy little shits.
and in medieval times they would be considered adults anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I very much agree with the punchworthiness of teenagers

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad they caught him, he must have some serious mental health issues.
Poor girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh, jolly good, can't wait to hear his excuse
Just so I can completely ignore it and hope he gets his dessert.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope gets jailed!
not a fucking pudding!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
In jail I'm hoping he gets a large spotted dick...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post with extra custard

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Eton Mess?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post reckon his arse would be a bit of a mess.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post One word...
Semolina.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll teach him.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they give him a light punishment, as I'd hate to have nothing to feel indignant about

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post that made me laugh my arse off!
no hold on, wait....

it's dark as fuck. glad they caught him, he needs serious help.

I know the links are for anything, but it put me right off my comedy wank
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post but look how easy she went down...
Sorry, thought that might help...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha cheers fella :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Inner-City Wizard School

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was rather good that was

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post WIZARD PEPPER!
Also, wasn't Vince Clortho the name that Rick Moranis gave when he became possessed in Ghostbusters? I'm not checking this on Wikipedia, it wouldn't be the behaviour of a gentleman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post vinz clortho
my good man
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd accept my spelling in a quiz.
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha pretty funny

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really well done. Would make a good spin off tv series

(Webslinger, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has got to be
one of the most inventive things I've seen in a loooong time to come out of US Comedy, and they still nicked the whole harry potter thing!

It's like they put a shitload of random things into a hat and picked out two, reminds me of a South Park episode where they took the piss out of Family Guy comedy writing.

Still, really funny, very well executed. MOAR!
 (Heliosphan, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Its Borat but first Ive seen this one....
Not seen Borat for ages and this made me LOL
(Queef In a Jar, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sacha baron cohen the guy who made a fortune doing "funny foreigner voice"
Jim Davidson must be wondering how the hell he gets away with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't Cohen a jew though?
So is taking the piss out of himself/religion, whereas Davidson is just a racist prick?

Oh, and Davidson is as funny as bell-end cancer.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen him play a Jewish character
You mean Borat? The guy supposed to be from Kazakhstan?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a difference between him and Davidson
Sacha takes the stereotypes to extremes and tries to subvert them, and makes fun of us.
Davidson is a racist.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The very nice girl I met from Kazakhstan a few years back disagreed.
The fact that they had to film the scenes from Borat set in Kazakhstan in Romania is also a bit of a clue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure it was terrible blow for the filmmakers that they couldn't get authentic Kazakh locations
and were forced to film in a cheap european location instead of a bureaucratic authoritarian shithole in the middle of nowhere
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
and the fact that Borat looks nothing like a Kazakh may have had something to do with it too.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes he is, Cohen is a pretty Zion-proof name.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but his characters are not.
I've yet to see him do "wacky Hasidic land occupier"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kind-of, sort-of, maybe...
www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/sacha-baron-cohen-fled-for-his-life-837963
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post God, it's so painful to watch.
Painful in a funny way. Have to keep stopping the video, taking a breather and then starting it again. Always had this 'problem' with Borat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post SBC has cojones

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post PAINFULLY HILARIOUS.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking gold!!
and to compare him too Jim Davidson is retarded!!!

it's like saying "paedophilia isn't funny, Chris morris is a sick man" about the Brass Eye Special.
people who said that were just stupid
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello there
Pretty free with the insults.
Would you like to have a discussion about it?

Pretty please?
Because having a conversation with you must be like chatting to Oscar Fucking Wilde.
...
..
.
Hellooooo! *knock knock* this thing on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post oscar fucking wilde? ooh you flatter me, you smooth talker
but really, that's going too far. what do you want from me? money? sex? it's all going so quickly *flutters eyelashes*



but seriously, I think comparing Sacha Baron Cohen to Jim Davidson seems like a retarded thing to do.
that's not me saying you're a retard.

I'm free to discuss this, and at a length that will get us both bored and wish we hadn't bothered.
haha
internets comments, gotta love them



so the basis of my argument (and the mention of Chris Morris too) stems from the anger that I get when people miss the point of some comedians.
it's like saying "oh Kris Rocks bit about niggers is so racist" and getting all up in arms over it, in a Daily Mail kinda way

So when you compared him to Jim Davidson (who I personally find really offensive as his 'humour' appeals to the inner fears and hatred of people lacking any understanding of race/ immigration/ other people/ humanity/ love etc.) I couldn't believe it. Borat does get jokes from the funny accents, sure, but the real humour I think, is the peoples reactions to a 'silly foreigner' and I believe it comes from a place of compassion. Borat is a likeable character, despite his 'failings' He's just showing how ignorant people can be.
Where-as Davidson just says "they're different, they're stupid, they take our jobs, they've no place in 'our' country, haha, look at the paki, he smells and eats different food, isn't he worth derision" and it comes from a place of hate.

so to conclude
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

and/ or

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.




haha, sorry I'm being a dick, but I hope it's at least a bit funny
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charles Manson in preview pic?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was a dick at school mind
He just wandered around doing stupid voices and bad 'ghetto' impressions. Basically he was a jewish Ali G most of the time - He was also a bit a cnut and a bully to the younger kinds.

In fact both him and Matt Lucas were pricks at school now I think about it - Matt Lucas was the only person in the school allowed to wear a cap because he was bald.

David Baddiel was also at the same school but was a few years older; I once inherited one of his history books which had annotations all over the pictures and was f*cking hilarious. I lost it in one of my many house moves years later.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! which school was that?
I met SBC at WOMAD and he seemed really nice, he gave me a shoulder rub.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Just following on from the christmas dinner in a can below.....
Just grim....
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks fucking rank.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you're meant to eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post he doesn't need any dinner

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or this turkey found in a supermarket...
i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/20/XlZwBxpFAUOW437-Yf84OA2.png
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post O_O
I bet that gets a good stuffing
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gobble gobble

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a waste of an animal

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine that chicken
looking down from chicken heaven and just thinking 'Really??'
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't Chicken Heaven a fried food place?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha if it's not, i'm registering it

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just canned meat.
Traditional way of preserving used for ages by people without refrigeration.
No worse than pickled herring.

If you're going to be a meat eater best not to be squeamish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4693520.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I gutted two rabbits this morning, i still wouldn't eat that load of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you pull out of taking them to the cinema at the last minute or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not made of money

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about those £10 notes stuffed down your pants?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks fowl.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yum

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post DEEELISH!
and easy on the hips too!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch, should have used semi skimmed milk.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post and skimmed brains

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Taken last night: Happy Thanksgiving y'all

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post At the risk of appearing slow on the uptake...
What am I looking at here?
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a screengrab of Radar Virtuel or something. All the flights over the US at one time.
Not sure of the Thanksgiving relevance though. Something to do with flying home for the holidays or some such?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was about as far as my thought process got me.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post most things are orange, though some are yellow and some are bue
this is provable through statistics, fact and knowledge
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post the yellow ones are the ones currently being hijacked and flown toward a large building

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.flightradar24.com/
www.flightradar24.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post this one is flying backwards
fr24.com/EZY768P
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the total airborn mass was?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post you do know those planes aren't to scale, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post aren't I?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I aren't

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post no

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh balls

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post from that Facebook thing

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good little consumption bots.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoy you self satisfied smugness.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
don't tell me Thanksgiving has lost it' true meaning like every other public holiday/ celebration EVER?

humans are doomed :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to see what it looks like after cooking

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!
But why the brussel sprout on the front? Is that the highlight of the meal*?

*meal not yet confirmed
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You there!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24608
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm always here!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well thats the catering sorted for the wedding.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dinner in a bucket
yum
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post KFC have done well out of it

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a link post COCK flavour
Sprinkle on your crisps and share with all your friends, sure to be a hit with all.
 (chochipclaire, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 for £1.50?
*buys*
 (Tont, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Packed in factory which also handles mustard, sesame & sulphur dioxide"
What the hell kind of porn studio is this?!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post handy
could be sold by those lavvy attendants that sell man-spray as kind of a "emergency gentlemans wash"
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Under Ingredients:
"May have adverse effect on children"

Ahem.
 (serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they do a vagina flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just use anchovies.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is more of a creampie dude, bit too salty.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cough*newsletter

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a link post A Slower Speed of Light
In a Games themed ninja post...A Slower Speed of Light is a first-person game prototype in which players navigate a 3D space while picking up orbs that reduce the speed of light in increment.
From MIT Game Labs
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched the lengthy explanation of that game, and wasn't drawn in enough to try it
does it actually play well - or is it just a novel idea?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a way of visualising relativistic effects
it works quite nicely.

As a game it fail miserably. The controls are dreadfully sluggish and there's no real challenge.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post all of the above
For a 100 Meg interesting effects demo it's quite good.
Not sluggish on my 690 ... but does hang the machine on quit.
(After collecting 100 balls you an see an explanation of the effects you encountered)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Funky piece of in-game tech from some passionate Danes
Rupturing my /links hymen here because:

1 - This particular piece of in-game coolness these guys have made is cooooool

2 - I admire their work on this project to the point that i think i am going a bit gay for them

Enjoy!
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty damn cool
it'll be in every FPS this time next year

edit - youtube link says that clip is from GDC 2008?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
these guys have been trying to get their game funded for many years but not enough people are throwing the monies, they have a kickstarter up atm but time is short and so is their target

www.kickstarter.com/projects/zeropointsoftware/interstellar-marines-prologue

it's looking bleak, pity because on my "do before i die" list number 3 is "receive massive hemorrhage from a shark with legs in virtual world"
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a long way to go :(

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is definitely very cool

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty Good
It's like a cool mumble plugin;

mumble.sourceforge.net/Positional-Audio
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they already have this in DayZ?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 years since unveiling, I'm amazed it's not everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh that'd be cool also
for those who use direct comms people to get jumped on by nearby zomboids.

DayZ is another game that i hope turns out well when its finished, had to stop playing when i realised the zombies were just bath-pathing, teleporting annoyances
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a threadjack, but since it's about sound
What news of Helmsdeep? He hasn't posted anything on his blog for a couple of weeks. When was turn on day?
I'm getting worried.
 (Montyphuq, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post This would certainly solve the problem of the gobby cunt on voice chat by making him an instant target
I thought of this feature years ago back playing Halo on the original xbox.

I can only imagine that it's not common place because it takes too many cpu cycles to render the 3d audio of all the players.
Or someones sitting on a patent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of people have been developing this in various ways, Dolby have a system too.
But frankly I reckon not a lot of people would want it in a multiplayer FPS. If they want to talk to people, they want to just assume that they'll be heard, without having to go round the corner to find them.

It might make more sense in a game like Planetside, which is a sprawling MMO environment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something like this happens in Left 4 Dead 2.
In The Parish section, if you're using in-game chat during the storm you cannot be heard unless you stay close together. Think it happens in the levels near the sugar plantation, too. Used to piss me off so I used Steam Chat instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Laserpointer I made this!
Hi! I've not been around for a while, been busy buying stuff online and getting into trouble with it. Video evidence here.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Way too many
great things for one video. hugest click.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant LOLS

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
A joy to watch.
 (Sherbs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked.
lubberly stuff.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha I love the "run-away face"
Grand :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
You've got to be a bit "cartoon" at times like that. :) thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I particularly enjoyed this too.
 (mumu, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two pairs of scissors..........
.....and two tin openers, you Sir, are living the dream
 (Pablo El Pancache, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post this^

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
nicely done, but I have to ask....

2 tin openers?
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 tin openers in our house too....
One right handed, one left handed.

I bet that right now you're thinking 'WTF?'. That was my thought too, until I tried using the left hander and it was all....weird and wrong.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough
I've tried to use scissors with my left hand. It doesn't work, and your brain can't work out why
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea...
...why we have two tin openers. I've never noticed until now. Seriously. As far as I can tell, they're both right handers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! That's class :)
Excellent a per usual
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
Where can i get a motorcycle ashtray? it is just what I need...
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post it used to be in the same joke as the helicopter ejector seat and the solar powered torch
the last 2 of which now actually exist
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post as does the inflatable dartboard, and if you have ever worked in a sprayshop so does the long weight.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn, they are out of stock..
buyakilt.com/tartan-paint
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post This would be as good as the pink pong balls
if laser pens didn't enrage me so much!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the positiveness people.
Been on this one for three weeks so I was completely desensitised to it and didn't know if it was any good by the time I posted it. Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need a good pr person to sell your talent
Not me btw, I just do venture capital
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like it, particularly the website jokes
but why the porn music?
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Porn music?
There was no wah wah at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love the click to enlarge gag
great work
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you just know
That always happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool vid
The 'feedback' made me laugh. :)
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post As always
Superb sir.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your postman looks a lot like you
I should ask him if he's any relation.
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell...
...just from the fingertips? That's amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post "taken with a potato"
Good thing you had Potatoshop!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Black Moon likes this

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Free Kick fail...
Have at you the footballs!
(UTB, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a bloody cock-up.
Haha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that's the kind of footfail fuck-up I make
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
You can keep your Champions League, this is the good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he got a sound bumming in the showers afterwards.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post he might have had one just before the match
hence why his legs were wobbly
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post And in front of all those fans as well...
...hang on. Scratch that, nobody's there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky for him
it's just the millions on Youtube.
 (mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost as many people there
as your average spl match
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post As this is football......
.......I instantly fell asleep every time I started the video. Hence I have yet to see said fail
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Great voice!
Just heard this lady for the first time this morning. The girl can sing
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs less gurning drummer
But if it's women singing in the street you want
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdOWl9a9dc0
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't tire
of throwing handfuls of gravel at that smug hipster guitarist
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That goes for the double-bass cunt too. We should find out when they're next playing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, we're talking about different vids...

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully there won't be any security on the door
as i'm not sure how i'll explain why i've got 500 broken house bricks in my bag.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched the vid with the hipster guitarist.
We're gonna need a bigger bag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best new band I've heard in a long time.
Thanks.
 (beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post She sure can. And credit to her.
Her singing style ain't my cup of tea though. Too 'Winehouse', 'Buble' and 'Cullum' for my liking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post She should've worn a different top.
The light-coloured, clinging material accentuates her already large breasts, which could prove a distraction from the song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait..
There was singing?!
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it,
even though I had the sound off.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Nice bass playing as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure can!
Good to see Joe90 all grown up too!

(For those under 35 : 2.bp.blogspot.com/-JCIfOmAZXWU/Tem-_YIwXhI/AAAAAAAAAGA/PVu-Z3z51RY/s1600/JOE1.jpg )
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like her
In other news Florence is supposed to be dating Sean Penn
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect pitch
and tone, but I do find her words a little clipped.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post having been on b3ta a little while now
I was braced for something truly terrible. Really pleasantly surprised.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Weird Shit Bands Sell NSFW I made this!
It's an article wot I wrote about unusual items of band merchandise. Mildly NSFW due to pictures of sex toys and inappropriate shower curtains.
 (beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for this
some of these things will go nicely with my Sepultura Teasmade and and official Sonja mountain bike suspension forks.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've missed the Slayer christmas jumper
slayer.backstreet-merch.com/stores/slayer/official_slayer_jumper_christmas-holidays-jumper_slay246.html
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha this is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
6 years well wasted
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles tOria!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles t0ria.
French restaurant recommendations in Manc please.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
There is this one: www.63degrees.co.uk/menus/mains/
Or the one at the Midland hotel www.qhotels.co.uk/hotels/the-midland-manchester/dining.aspx

Not been to either but I've heard good things about them both, but they are very expensive!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have one of those mugs
Now worship me as your god
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh ooh I forgot about Motorhead wine
I bought some of it last year and it was very, very strong.

www.motorhead-drinks-shop.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Sigur Ros - Heima (Complete Documentary)
Just stumbled onto this on Youtube. Been meaning to get a copy of the DVD for years. Been a bit fan of these chaps since they opened for Radiohead at Tredegar House in 2000 although I didn't know what to make of Jonsi's violin bow guitar technique. Glad I persevered with 'em. Hope you enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't!
You'll make me wish I was back in Reykjavik...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terribly sorry, old chap. I feel your pain.
At least you're not still getting stitched £10 for a pint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in that there London
That's not far off what I currently pay.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post London is a bit pricey but I've not yet been stung for a £5 pint in a pub yet.
Also, London's got a growing selection of boozers that sell delicious, micro-brewed ales. None of that fizzy Tuborg nonsense :)
I'm not knocking Iceland (never been there - insert supermarket joke [here]) but I'm a big fan of Norway. Heading there next week, and January to hopefully see some Northern Lights, and to get stitched £14 for a pint in Tromso.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well there's the thing
I was in Reykjavik at the start of the month and I never paid £10 a pint. £7 was the closest I came, which if you go drinking with a Hoegaarden drinker like I do isn't that far off London prices.

Tromso sounds like a giggle though. Its on the list of places to visit...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aha! £7 is do-able. Perhaps I should have a visit there.
Yeah, Tromso's a great little place in Winter. Plenty going on and a fun bunch of folk.
Hoegaarden is soured rat's piss with a slice of lemon. I think that's where your mate's going wrong. I'd make him buy his own drinks ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saved for later
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Riley the Vizsla

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post How lully!

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That dog
Is scared that if it doesn't stop spinning, he's in a dream
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm intrigued as to what happened to the woman's gash at 1'04

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post what can i say? ginger dog
explains it well enough
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
stupid mutt
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that
dog looks exactly like falkor
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post dog inception

(largoembargo ???, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a link post any one recall the internet coffee pot from the 90's?
i can remember seeing this and viewing it, and i must say it was all rather exciteing was the pot half full half empty? only the next person to pour would know.
its surpriseing how far and fast we have come over the internet in this time with out realy appreciating what goes into letting us take it all for granted .
oh and the coffee pot sold on ebay
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a picture of it once
but it was probably photoshopped
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Its the sort of historical quirk that 100 years from now will be trotted out time and time again, like Fleming and penicillin and Goodyear and vulcanised rubber...
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fleming?
I thought it has been found out that it was discovered before him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that nomadic tribes in North Africa had used mould to cure things for centuries...
...but perhaps Fleming just proved it using that science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arabian stable boys if I remember right....
The mould grew on saddles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it was definatley modern western medicine

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes,
In the sense that people have been boiling willow bark for millennia, but western* medicine came along and worked out what was in the bark that actually worked, and lo and behold: aspirin.

*probably not western as I expect the arabs did a lot of it, but 'modern' medicine.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Skyfall was rather good

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly Billy!
you're thinking of The Saint. Easy mistake to make as they both had Roger Moore
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post no i am sure you mean the professionals
with that bloke with the curly hair who was an actor that did that acting thing with his albino afro hair
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't that Anita Dobson
from Queen?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think that you are getting mixed up with mary
from mary mungo and midge and he enormous dildo, happens a lot due to how similar she looks to brian may from eastenders
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know Brian Ferry and the Pacemakers
were in eastenders street.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember it?
I've drunk coffee from it.

Once. Whilst visiting the wonderful hairy sandalled crazies that used to occupy those labs.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want hairy sandals now

(Montyphuq, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks empty at the moment
www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/live-die-legendaere-kaffeemaschine-a-774034.html
 (serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post so much for the legendry german efficiency.
6 million jews? no problem
coffee maker empty? cant manage that
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a link post 90 mins of sort-of science stuff with Dara O'Briain
He seems to be the BBC's new go-to guy for science. Like Clarkson is their guy for cars, but with less manufactured twuntishness.
(GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like him but he brings out the err hate in others for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He even looks like
Clarkson in the preview pane. Stone wash jeans suit jacket, he is the fallen fourth member of the four Top Gear men of the apocalypse. Hell is a tire fire with Clarkson walking around saying how great certain cars were, while Hammond laughs away looking smug with himself. The other one bores you with details about irrelevant everyday things. A bit like what I have written now.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Dorries wins public vote
Might be her last win, fingers crossed.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 4:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanted her to stay in.....
I was fairly certain she'd get bitten by something venemous and Lethal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post and raped by something large and bitey

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mike Tyson?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the swine!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I give a fuck
But she should have been voted out first and given a note that said 'GET BACK TO WORK'
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's exactly what's happened
first line of article - "Conservative MP Nadine Dorries has become the first person to be evicted from"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, jolly good
I didn't actually bother reading it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You would tho'

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post by all accounts she was given a month's leave...
she's still got a couple of weeks left
 (likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well she claimed she did, wasn't true though, and she lost her parties whip.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice tory dress rehearsal
for the next general election then...
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone for seriously chilled ambience.
I mean SERIOUSLY CHILLED!

My mate put this playlist together to help his baby sleep, it really is rather wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 3:45, , Reply)

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