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Gremlins, being shown at the local cinema soon.
Welcome to your childhood*
*other childhoods may have existed.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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Gremlins
followed by Die Hard - the perfect Christmas double header.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23,
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followed by Scrooged.
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:27,
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Good film
but it does rather lose its way in the last 20 minutes or so.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:54,
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As long as i'm back in time for Christmas...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:28,
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Die Hard was the staple of Christmas Eve for me but with Nightmare Before Christmas beforehand.
Fond memories of Gremlins too from my family's Betamax days so I'll be getting a ticket.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:42,
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8th December at Cornerhouse if you're up this way.
Going to miss 'It's A Wonderful Life' this year, love that film.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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I'll be going to a 21st December showing which coincides with the last day in work.
They've got The Muppet Christmas Carol on for the earlier screening. Might have to go to both.
We're Marley & Marley wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:41,
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Muppet Christmas Carol is superb, you should do both.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:47,
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We might do Die Hard and then Rare Exports at our Christmas-themed film night.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:34,
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Looking forward to watching this again next month
Phoebe Cates was my dream woman when i was a kid.
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Sherbets Leaf, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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That voice over
Just caused a flood childhood memories!
cheers!
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:20,
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Yay!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:32,
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I prefer this version of Gremlins
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmVMnGB67Bg
starring Manning
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johnsonthemegafauna, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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I guess you had to be there.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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Always good :)
Although I think I prefer the one in English.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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That
was incredible, even after the pixelated penises didn't show up that I was expecting.
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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Bizarre.
Much, much better than Justin's House though.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:25,
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Minesweeper with monsters
I recently rediscovered this while searching for another game. As with minesweeper, open the field to uncover the monsters. Full instructions are on the page under the board. It's a fun way to kill 10 minutes, and other difficulties are available.
Can anyone recall the link to an 'ultimate minimalist' RPG game - basically it was a board of different sized brown squares, the size being the 'difficulty' of the monster in that room. You had to navigate the board in the 'right' order to open all the rooms. I *think* it was newslettered, but the search function on here appears borked. Google isn't helping.
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moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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Here you go.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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No no no no no!
The last time I clicked on that 2 days disappeared.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23,
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Cool!
I love you.
Is there a special secret to the search/links that I don't know about, or did you have it bookmarked?
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moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23,
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I Googled /links with:
site:http://b3ta.com/links/ rpg
I love you too :)
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Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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ANy ideas on how you open the ? boxes
do you have to defeat a certain monster?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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They will unlock as the game progresses but I can't remember if it is due to
defeating specific opponents, upgrading your player to a certain level or just progressing through a percentage of the game.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:35,
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Certain things unlock them...
Filling the combo bar, getting all of NEKOGAMES, unlocking all the missions - that sort of thing.
-makes note of advancedgoogleosity-
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moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:28,
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This was posted on reddit today as well
it confused the buggery out of me!
But someone in the comments linked to this little gem! Another, much better, minesweeper RPG
www.kongregate.com/games/Kinsman/pitsweeper
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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Cool.
Puts me in mind of Lu-Tze from the Pratchett books...
Also, while we're sweeping, have Cluesweeper. Minesweeper and Cluedo combined.
www.kongregate.com/games/nerdook/cluesweeper
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moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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This is for all the people who are forced by their loved ones to watched Strictly Come Dancing and hate it.
I made this!
When they put Strictly on, put your earphones in and press "shuffle" on your MP3 player. A surprising amount of synchronicity happens.
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Rural Swelley, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:34,
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Hahaha! Yes it does!!!
How you doing RS?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:35,
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Good thanks
:)
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Rural Swelley, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:38,
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Marvellous!!!
Nice playlist BTW.
:)
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:44,
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Only 7 comments posted on here and already getting a nice welcome
I get called a cunt whenever I post anything.
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hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 5:16,
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awww
have a big hug, you awful cunt
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 5:24,
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I'm a lurker
you cunt.
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Rural Swelley, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:11,
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Love ya really!
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Rural Swelley, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:12,
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My wife's brother stayed over recently, and he quiet, and when he does speak is a bit gangsta innit. Strictly came on (which, by the way, is called that because the title is the most awkward non-phrase ever) and he stood up and asserted "This is fucking retarded, and you are retarded for watching this". For some reason I fist-bumped him. It's probably because it's fucking retarded.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:31,
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"This is fucking retarded, and you are retarded for watching this"
he speaks the truth. i would have uttered the exact same phrase. i like your brother in law. :)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:44,
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Good morning, I am proud to say I agree with you.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:59,
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I'm joining this movement too
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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I spent the weekend with my family.
This involved being present as my sister-in-law flitted between Strictly and The X-Factor.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:44,
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-bump
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:11,
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Not available on mobile devices
Cries
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:56,
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This was very good.
Dani.....would.
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Captain Spacker I lick windows, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:26,
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You fucking legend
Number 8 has me in stitches :D
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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Santa Sangre
Full film. One of my absolute favourites and well worth watching for a slice of crazy from Alejandro Jodorowsky. Follow him on fuckbook or twatter if you can stand it, he is a mental.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:56,
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bookmarked and forwarded
for viewing after dinner is done.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:02,
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Its a cheerful little number
perfect for Sunday night viewing with the family. :D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:06,
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well they have
lost all interest in the simpsons...
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:11,
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Fuck 'em then
If they can't be arsed to join in, send them to bed.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:15,
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But alligators live under the bed silly!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:58,
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thanx for reminding them coxxy.
that took an hour longer than it should have....
( i had to get the guns out of the safe and everything ) *sigh*
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:53,
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Dinner?
It's bedtime in the real world.
I know you're a 'merkin really
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:11,
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yes,
dinner, and believe it or not... i just watched the sun set an hour ago.
:P
take that... 3pm its dark! hahaha.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:13,
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enjoy your nosh
Top tip: Fire makes the dark go away.
G'night. :)
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:21,
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Don't encourage her, she burnt her house down yesterday.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:48,
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i did!
my imaginary friend that i thought was dead told me to.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:55,
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Don't burn the sauce!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:49,
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The film that first showed the horror of an elephant with a nosebleed
And that woman walking backwards on all phwoars... er fours!
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simbosan, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:08,
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Yes!
I've been waiting for a chance to see this film at no cost for over two years! Guess I could have just rented it somewhere down the line. LOL!
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:44,
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Nice one Herbs! bookmarked for not so later.
:D
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:02,
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Ta, saves for later
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:57,
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Twitter? Facebook?
But he speaks all the forrins like. Where's the inglish Innit?
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Sweeplovesfisting veni, vidi, mum tuum futui, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:58,
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College dude fakes mexican eccent for 4 months,
This one's doing the rounds. Ronseal.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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Great idea, badly executed
Shame.
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jeffrey44 Please like me., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:51,
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How so?
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chompedhomas, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:10,
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in case you're not bothered about watching this
there's a couple of hotties in there. ;)
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OnionTerror, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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^^ not true.
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:03,
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I'm not quite sure why?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:00,
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He's an aspiring stand-up and internet celebrity..And now EVERYONE at his college will know who he is, which I imagine will work well for him as long as he's got the charisma to carry it off.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:20,
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It should be a great idea but it just makes him look a bit desperate
as there doesn't seem to be a point.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:36,
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OK
so all i see is an absolute dick. well fucking done him? seriously i don't get it.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:31,
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Miss f
saying it like it is since 1867
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:32,
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*likes*
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quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:47,
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Yep, all I see is casual racism too.
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:54,
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He's got a hispanic sounding name so i guess its just about allowed.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:10,
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In that case
I have a surname that allows me to shout "woo woo woo woo", while rapidly moving my hand over my mouth at any native north american that I meet and not cause offence.
Yeah, Right.
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:14,
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Is your surname 'twodogsfucking?'
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:21,
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your surname is
police car?
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:57,
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lol.
I'm not saying I agree with the logic, but I'm saying that's what the logic might be. I'm guessing that he's actually from a Mexican background. If a white guy in a workplace does an Indian accent, it would be pretty unnacceptable, but if an Indian person quoted something their mother had said with an Indian accent, it would be viewed in a very different way.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:35,
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Natuve North American?
They've been there longer than America has existed... does that make you racist?
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:51,
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All that deceit for
"we gotta learn to communicate people"
Um.
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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:13,
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when my mate and me were about 14 or 15 we pretended to these English kids on holday that we were german.
It went on for the best part of a week, we just did it to wind them up
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Cockweasle, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:29,
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Except you didn't film it and put it on the internet.
FAIL.
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Fork : Killing time since, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:29,
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Cool
It's nice that there are people willing to go to such lengths just to see what happens.
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chompedhomas, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:11,
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They are how old?
And in their class their have show and tell?
I really don't get the point either. All a bit awkward.
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:10,
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Show and tell (and variations thereof) are really useful training tools for public speaking...
confidence building and presentation skills.
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rjmrjm, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:59,
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And complete public humiliation, of course.
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TheSundaeLunch, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:41,
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Tame Impala-Feels like we only go backwards
Lovely tune for the end of a weekend, video made from plasticine collage. Trippy I think is the word.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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Shockingly good
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CysticSpazzGland clare balding's left bollock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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Have you seen this surprisingly good cover by a choir?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GPGiJCzSK4
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Baa Lamb, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:35,
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No!
But I have now, Thank you! That was really fucking ace!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:43,
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Usually I hate it when children sing like a halifax advert
But that is not bad
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CysticSpazzGland clare balding's left bollock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:02,
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Sounds just like the Flaming Lips
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:56,
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It does a bit
If you like it listen to some of their other stuff too. Its SO 70's.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:17,
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It does
That and a bit like John Lennon's solo stuff.
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Sherbets Leaf, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:10,
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Watership Down compilation
Marylin Manson soundtrack works well for this.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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NO NO NO NO NO
*cries*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:35,
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I can't watch this
=(
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:39,
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Me too.
I'm trying to ignore that it's even there...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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*passes tissue*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODq81_cDKI
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:42,
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WHY WHY WHY would you do that?
:(
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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“Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!”
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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'PISS OFF'
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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OK that is too sad, even for me.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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It is a little, er, lets say, challenging.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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That's good
I hope whole film is revolving about true nature of those
primal beasts (rabbits).
It's funny to me when people can't understand that when
animal isn't trying to eat them it's only because
said animal is smaller then they. Or herbivore. Or both.
I still like them, but I like them for what they are; not
some twisted pseudo-anthropomorphic fantasy they are not.
Cuddly delusions about animals are only hurting them in
long way.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:15,
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Yer what?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:21,
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I, for one, welcome our new rabbit overlords.
Calmly take your place in food chain, that's for your own good.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:29,
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I'm going to have nightmares now
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:39,
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Animals feelings and behaviour are more complicated than merely food and reproduction.
I do agree that being too sentimental can hurt, cruelty and callousness can also masquerade as being unsentimental.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:45,
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Who said it's only food and reproduction?
My approach is simple, really.
I would never hurt rabbits.
What's the point?
They taste like dry bird meat at best.
About trophy hunting... Rhino and a revolver?
Well, I can respect that.
Fishing and not eating? Lame.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:57,
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Yor kookin it rong
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:58,
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However you cut it,
they are just too lean to
be tasty on their own.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:47,
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I made a rabbit madras once
it was delicious
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 3:18,
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*remembers*
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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About trophy hunting,
find some other less violent way of dealing with feelings of inadequacy.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:28,
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That could be said about anything
involving a risk of bodily harm.
Tell that to cats, those deranged murderers.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:45,
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To this day
The Black Rabbit of Inle scares me shitless.
*shudders*
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:43,
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as a kid i always had a peaceful acceptance of the black rabbit.
you don't have to say it... (i know i am a bit odd)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:38,
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I still remember to this day when I first saw this film.
I was about 8, at my Aunties, my little sister was literally screaming in horror and I was hiding my face behind a cushion as the adults laughed at us going "It's just a cartoon!"
Fucking cunts.
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Leemondus, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:52,
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Two girls, one hand mixer.
What could possibly go wrong?
I expect this to feature in many up coming fail videos.
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northerncock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:03,
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I did that once with my pubes. Always wear an apron in the kitchen.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:05,
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....in IKEA
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:55,
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Next vid, a neck tie and a high speed lathe?
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:12,
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Or jogging pants and a chainsaw.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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Or a pneumatic drill &
Pissflaps' winking bumhole.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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THE BIRTH OF GOATSE.
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MadCatMan Listening to Jefferson Airplane again, on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:40,
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Thread killer
I wanted to say "Light-saber shaving"
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:02,
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WTF?
Would this be classed as 'assault with a friendly weapon'?
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northerncock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:57,
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He must have an enormous penis
if he can get close enough to strike her with it.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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She must be made of wet cardboard
if he could actually do any harm with it.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:44,
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Bangor Daily...
seriously?
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emdotdee Lurkertron, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:09,
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That's the state's biggest online newspaper.
I grew up near Rockland and half expected to know that guy.
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:13,
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Two foxes jumping on a trampolene.
Before going off & being hunted
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pissflaps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:35,
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The person filming
is masturbating. Hence shaky cam.
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BumCoiffure, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:46,
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Seems more like
a gentle anal pounding to me
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:48,
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I would agree
but I'm fully aware of what a gentle anal pounding is like
after I caught my father with the gas man (or should that be the ass man? Chortle!) I still think it's either hair harp playing or bannister polishing.
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BumCoiffure, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:50,
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You're terrible, Muriel.
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:25,
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Worst UFC fight ever.
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marnail I will have a small brandy, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:25,
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LETS GET IT OOOOOOON
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:51,
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I try an do the same kinda thing with my own pics...
...some good ones in there tho hehe:)
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Sneak-Thief you aint seen me.. right?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:21,
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I love these a bit too much
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:42,
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How so?
You've followed a couple home & raped them?
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:27,
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Is that how you display love?
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:55,
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*rapes*
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:50,
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Just some heavy petting and light touching.
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:59,
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Some ace ones in there...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:58,
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Couchsurfing - Even an idiot could do it!
I made this!
I did a video right. It's short. It's sort of funny, yeah? It's short.
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:07,
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I was just commenting on a post
on qotw about couchsurfing, do you do it?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:57,
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Red hair girl is cute
Where was the surfing bit?
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:05,
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Blimey, TUTT!
Haven't seen you around these parts for years!
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:37,
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Kimi Raikkonnen got a bit lost today
He wants to be careful driving around parts of Sao Paulo he doesn't know
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:03,
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It was a brilliant race though.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:05,
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Sorry I missed it, pu
Fucking iPad
But generally FI is fucking boring
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:10,
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no words.
*tempted to say you are fired as a PA.*
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:59,
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totally agree
it just amazes me how something that should be thrilling is made in to a load of tedious old shit somehow.
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:32,
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I was laughing out loud when this happened.
Great race today, full of fuckwhat :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:06,
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one of the best races i have seen for a long time
and i have seen many many years of racing
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:11,
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I have to admit
I find it somewhat confusing. A race where they don't want you going too fast and make it very difficult to overtake? It is all so regulated, they would save a lot of money by just doing a computer simulation to see who wins.
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TheSundaeLunch, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:50,
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Limmy's got a new BBC series!!
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!!!!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:59,
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- torrents -
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pissflaps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:12,
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Follow him on Twitter you bumnut
then you'll know when he does new stuff.
Bumnut.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:16,
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*Scribbles furiously on notepad*
B.U.M.N.U.T
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:43,
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actuallol
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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Same as the first two series, it can be a bit hit and miss in places.
Episode 3 had the most hits for me. Once you watch it, you'll understand why I'm about to ask this question....
What's your thing?
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:48,
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...not now.
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:01,
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The wardrobe!!!!
Sometimes ten minutes, sometimes ten ours.
Laughin ma f**ckin hed off.
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SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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You beauty!
*goes to iPlayer*
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Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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I ended up watching the "everything's shit" sketch
about ten times and I still find it brilliant:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_irTqtyw4
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monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:20,
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Isn't consumerism brilliant!
Black Friday footage. It depressed me no end. Enjoy
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:44,
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that
pretty much sums up the human race for me....
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fulcannelli, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:49,
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Needs more guns
everyone in that film should have had a gun and then there would be no problem
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CysticSpazzGland clare balding's left bollock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:50,
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Toasty!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:52,
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people are really fucking shit aren't they
OH MY GOD GIMME THE PRODUCTS OH MY GOD
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teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:59,
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Steam sales are like this
But just online, with less trampling and screaming.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:05,
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pull the shutters back down
and release the Zyklon B...
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OnionTerror, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:03,
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*sigh* very much this. when i saw this the first time i felt guilty for sleeping in on friday.
*someone needs to close the gates after them*
though, i was hoping to see different footage. so this is all the internet has of the worst of black friday? i guess it was not so bad... this year anyway. i enjoyed my peaceful friday.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 3:16,
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Speaking of drunk V V V
First snow of Norway.
No, I dont know either...
*edit* ha ha, excellent preview pic!
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30,
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Haha!
Bonkers!
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:33,
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:D
I go swimming in cold places like that, this guy is extreme though!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:52,
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yaay
this guy is awesome.
his channel is full of this sort of thing
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chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:10,
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He kept his pants on ...lightweight.
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Oysdgp 99p, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:49,
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He must have been very very drunk.
Why would you even do that!? I ROFLCOPERZORED
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:09,
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perhaps because he was faked up on Glasscock at the time
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:11,
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Maybe he was more of a scrunt?
Still I couldn't find it, is search ever gonna get fixed?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:24,
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p.s. so is the link 2 below
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:28,
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I know, but I don't like to say it too often or people will think I'm an arse
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:36,
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Oh so you are just picking on me, don't worry, I can take it.
*cries*
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:49,
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:)
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:06,
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I miss scrunt, he put me on ignore after that joke I made about him going on a gay pride march :-(
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pissflaps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:35,
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You terrible internet bully!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:48,
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does he really have you on ignore??
i will have to try to talk to him about that. ignore 2.0 is just really mean.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 3:52,
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who said that?
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:21,
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I did that once
and died.
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BumCoiffure, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:20,
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I'm very sorry to hear that.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:24,
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ZOMBIE ALERT!!!11!1!
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:56,
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That looks ace fun!
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pissflaps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:22,
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We should try it!!!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:25,
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The birth of Domokun
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30,
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What is a Domokun?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:55,
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I think its that weetabix shaped thing with teeth - typical mental jap thing.
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pissflaps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:57,
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Oh that thing, I can see where she is coming from.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:04,
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Dodo cum?
I thought they were extinct?
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:45,
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Man playing 'insomnia' on the spoons
.55 for it to kick in. AWESOME, he looks so happy :)
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:57,
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He does look happy
and certainly has the skills.
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Sherbets Leaf, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:06,
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Aye
just a shame he is only 27 and on meth...
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:24,
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Totally feckin' awesome!
*doffs cap in his general direction*
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NooShmoo 'It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bullocks', Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:08,
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Weird
I posted this yesterday (not this video)... www.b3ta.com/links/895733
Could've been him
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:16,
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that's put a smile on my face after having wiped a tear from my eye
after the fox vid below - thank you. maybe humanity isn't entirely fukt after all...
*hopes*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30,
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Chuffin ace!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:39,
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Excellent. Reminded me of last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRKaX9nFE2w&feature=plcp
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CysticSpazzGland clare balding's left bollock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:26,
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You clearly had a good birthday :D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:29,
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Freakin' brilliant!
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da5id something witty here, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:27,
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Love this.
I have an uneasy feeling that I'm looking at me in 30 years time. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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brb, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:11,
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Has this gone viral yet?
This could beat the Crazy Fucking Twatty Frog, and make this guy millions.
Just think of all the surgical alcohol & meths he could buy with that.
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Colonel Blink is considered a complete twat by some, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 6:38,
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Nice!
reminds me of this show that used to run on swedish TV a while back: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUeqwH79hJM
crazy tune!
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surkaka, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:35,
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Good stuff
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Flash_Bastard, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 2:27,
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