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This is a link post Alsace (France) timelapse
The "Alsace timelapse" project is the fruit of the collaboration of three French artists from Strasbourg, and the fusion of their photographic, editing and musical talents. The collective, baptized IGH, presents a short film entirely produced through the time-lapse photography technique. Combining thousands of photographs captured over a period of two years across the Alsace region by the photographer Jean Isenmann, and edited by Julien Guntz against a musical background by Marco Havnin, this film attempts to encapsulate the magnificence of the Alsace region in all its aspects.
Photography: Jean Isenmann
Editing: Julien Guntz
Music: Marco Havnin
igh.photo-alsace.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get him Mods!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *stabs with spork*

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is message board equivalent of running though a room with your tackle out and a can of pringles in your arse shouting catch me if you can

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's
a challenge.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post AT!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fay.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why, you...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
That is a genuine flaming hammer, isn't it?
*impressed*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Err

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should post this on /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Sometimes you can BE what you accept
No cats in this I'm afraid.
(otl, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post the real life Lieutenant dan out of forrest gump.
but there is a pussy in this video. I think he lifts it for excercise.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Threadjack -
Well done to the mod who just removed pepperjul above *applauds*
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did we miss?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, just spamming.
More impressed by the speed to terminate with maximum prejudice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
Jack away.....
 (otl, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see the drugs he has been taking have serious side effects- he became damn hippy.
No really, good for him he is in better shape. But when you have battered knees et al not wonder that you cannot walk when you gain weight like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Whisky Advent Calendar
Now this sort of thing could drown out the overload of Christmas cuntishness. Not sure if I'd cheat and drink my way to Christmas Eve before the 5th though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 150 quid? That's a bit steep
Just give me a couple of bottles of Talisker
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I know. I haven't looked at the measures (50ml?)
Given the choice of whiskies, one of these packed with Bowmore or some Lagavulin (double-matured distillers edition) would be very acceptable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like the Islay whiskys with that slightly salty note

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post 30ml.
£150 for 72cl is really quite pricey, you're talking London prices there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post i recently picked up a bottle of "peat monster"
i can recommend it.

especially in your morning coffee, gives the day a certain shimmer.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
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Talisker blue WKD & a crate of Ginster's
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Veet Hair Removal for Men on Amazon - Customer Reviews NSFW
"Using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships, saving me from certain starvation one time when i was stuck on a desert island."

NSFW due to descriptions of use... :-/

*Edit* Just been informed of incredible glasscock.... Sorry B3ta!
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the few genuine glasscocks we've had for a while.
So much so "veet" was used to mean that very same thing for a little while.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhh Bugger
Sorry - wasn't aware of complete glasscockyness; despite the years on here
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't matter really....
barf
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post A joke? Shirley?
Must be... Anyhoo

*Pulls up deck chair*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post VEET!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a link post genuinely disturbing
especially as grapefruit is the best fruit on Earth.

this explains why my AIDS keeps flaring up.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody told me about this a few years back.
Don't know why it's taken this long to get mainstream.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was obvious considering they taste like toad piss

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Fadge!
That's saved me much pain this afternoon, sampling anonymised vials of each. That, and milking the pesky toads.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
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you take that back.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was these guys
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1873672/
that made the discovery. I seem to remember it was by accident and they had a hard time getting other scientists to believe it. They were using grapefruit juice to mask the taste of alcohol and it messed with their results so they looked into it.
 (syntactic, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard lemon juice increases the effect of opium and lsd
True?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno,
But fresh orange juice always ended my E adventures, If I had to suddenly not be wankered on pills for some sort of emergency, one glass of OJ was all it took.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old news
www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=2726
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Lucky bugger
Guy wins $250000 whist filming a re-enactment of a previous win.
Considering the crap luck he had before, fair play to him.
 (northerncock, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
That'll keep him in moustache wax for a few years
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
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I once saw a guy shovelling pound coins at a rate of about ten a minute into a fruit machine at a casino, whilst his missus was heavily berating him. After about 15 minutes he won the £1k jackpot. The staff brought over champagne buckets to catch all the coins. He scooped fistfuls up and started putting them back in, whilst we all tutted and sneered and his missus went apeshit. Five minutes later he dropped the jackpot again.

Moral: stupidity & blind hope can be powerful allies.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Mad Road Rage in Oz

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad Phone Rage in Oz
www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a0_1310366940
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's gone downhill since Dorothy left.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a link post have this instead
not arsed if its GC
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this yours? Someone left it on Popular page
www.b3ta.com/links/Extremely_Scary_Ghost_Elevator_Prank_in_Brazil
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post twat..

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never look at popular page again

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was quick!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is beautiful
lovely stuff (not my words, the words of Shakin' Stevens)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as creative as their U.K tax returns

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I regret nothing
Just waiting for all those 99%ers to target the Google, starbucks and Apple stores like they did Vodaphone

And by target and I don't mean sit in a Starbucks with a latte googling stuff on their apple products.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww nawww yawl didd unnt

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post err
can someone in the know tell me what software this was done with? Would it be a combo of Flash and Stage3D? I think its not MS Paint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is actually CSS 3D transformations
No Flash or Stage3D involved. Beercamp did it before: 2012.beercamp.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post mucho gracias senior

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's really nicely done.
Although it does not compare to my ACTUAL REAL LIFE CERN POP-UP BOOK. Trust me, if you don't have a card replica of the Large Hadron Collider, your life is meaningless.

*smugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post smooth

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Onion Talks
In case anyone hasn't seen these yet. This is what I hear when I watch ted talks.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're saying it wrong!
s'good though "that's another idea, we just need people to do those things" :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when TED wasn't worse than /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always love The Onion
Like this BUT
Onion output has slowed of late and not doing enough Today Nows or controversy- a bit like UK!
 (Salvage leave it and carry on..., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's definitely not as dry and punchy as it used to be
making all the video to that level of production must sap a lot of resources, when in the olden days they just had to write something sharp. I do like the sense of credulousness you get with these talks though. The social media one is ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit like the daily mash...

(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post their recent thing on the recent shootings was phenomenal
celebrating an entire week without a shooting, and that very day there was another shooting so they had to add a bit at the end saying basically "never mind"
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cum-post? What's a cum-post?

(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Flatpacked log cabin from Tesco
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson would approve
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10ft x 5ft?
Seems a bit pricey...
 (northerncock, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10m x 5m
Internet monkey at Tesco made a booboo
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post PDT's Gone to Iceland
Imagine if Grey Bloke was a real man, but rather than having remarkable insight into modern life, he reviewed Iceland ready meals, leaving all the insight to the audience.

His engagement is electric.

This cracks me up, but I'll understand if it doesn't have universal appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Marn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's the only backwards thing in this video.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he married?
*Forms queue*
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *points* hey whats that over there?
Cuts Sundae in line.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey look there goes Elvis!
*nicks queue number*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Sets off fire alarm*
*Nips in front*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit!
This is why I'm still single!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too slow ;(

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
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Anyone who films vertically should be banned from the internet. Anybody who uploads it, sees it, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with it should be set on fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He wants to keep that pickle in the fridge
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post squirtle

(itilliterate, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
A truly stunning denouement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like the bit where he sits quietly as the microwave microwaves

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love the look he gives
after he says "Lea & Perrins"
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turns out he is also a comedian...
here's him at The Comedy Store.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeu49pHW9yI&feature=relmfu
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Lego Lord of the Rings
All the cut scences from the game edited together in a 1h30m movie.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll wait for the 23 disk directors wankathon

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The soundtrack alone lasts 3 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard someone died of old age watching the credits

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post lord of the rings films, are not films
they are the by product of Peter Jacksons ingenious idea too make New Zealand a financial superpower...mark my words.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Sums up what I think of unboxing videos NSFW
NSFW for language.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit at the end.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Scary snowman prank (again)
Must be 4th year in a row they do this, I know its shit but it still makes me laugh.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
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3 french hens scrunts
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Extreme Idiots Compilation 12
I genuinely cant see how any of the things done here were going to work....

Muscle man at 6.10 is my favourite, or the brick man at the start.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3:43...
SURPRISE!!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post And some more, but only girls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gng3sPiJdzA
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ROFLCOPTERZZZ!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, so much pain and stupidity in one video!
My favorite was the astronaut who failed to land on the big fitness ball he looked like he sounded seriously injured. Classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did like the one near the end
'I'm going to smash my friend over the head with a guitar that is on fire'
What could possibly go wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Wait for it

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superglue is ace!
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:58, , Reply)

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