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This is a link post The Hobbit trailer
with The Goonies. Goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched one of the real trailers
it looks like that one from the office really messed up the role
 (hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It looked alright to me
but I have no real affinity to the book as I found it really boring. But as film it looks ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Extract from my life story:
In the 1st year at secondary school I told my English teacher I liked HHGTTG, for some reason she decided it would be a great idea to sit me down in silent reading time to read The Hobbit.

What a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Too annoying for /talk, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't think Hitchhikers Guide is that great. It's just not to my taste. Douglas Adams, however, was an interesting person. I think I know more about him that I know about his books.

Tolkein was a man I know nothing about who wrote books about wizards and crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Was Tolkien ever a script editor on Doctor Who?
No.

Adams wins.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Too annoying for /talk, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife and I are
making our way through the Tom Baker years the last few series with Adams as script editor, some of them are pretty bad.
 (sirhiss, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post SHADA is a classic and could be made into a full length movie

(BertnotErnie, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I dislike middle Earth movies,
They do nothing to stir my imagination. NOTHING !!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't watch them then

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. :/
I misread that as The Goodies.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Too annoying for /talk, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Me also
That would be really strange!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post Made out of 60s psychedelic samples. And some french lass. Sounds a bit like Air to me, funnily enough. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather lovely
Thanks!

/Edit - oh, "I made this", I see! Do you have moar?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks, and yes, I've loads more, have a look on my profile or just chuck kalabi into youtube :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wunderbra!
Many happy hours. Good stuffs all round.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
yeah
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cool track!

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 5:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You've conditioned me to click "I like this!" upon seeing this
before even playing :(
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
aha! the pavlovian conditioning is working!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Late to the party
Just wanted to say I really like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a link post Convince yourself you are half blind colour wise.
Encourages eye stabbing too...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've no idea why I did that...
...but I scored ten.

I think it might have broken my eyes.
 (jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually good.
Perfect score is 0.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you eyes!
Damn you and your manky colour perception!

[edit]

I scored 28. That's not at all bad for me, given I have failed numerous colourblindness tests in the past.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I've scored 150.
I thought it's good.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 153
but I can't make any sense of the results page to know if that's good or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 28 for me too but I cheated
I've done this before and remembered where the colours went.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post NO NO NO
WILL NOT DO AGAIN. I couldn't see properly for hours after last time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking zero
get in
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy page 4, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Kapow!
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *forms b3ta clique*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine looks like the a music equalizer.......
when someones playing death metal on full volume.

is this a good thing?


*may not have paid too much attention to actually doing the test*
 (NooShmoo 'It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bullocks', Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 16
must try harder
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh yeah...

(dribl, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 273
Being colour-blind, this does not surprise me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 12
but now my eyes hurt so much I'm gonna have to turn off my laptop :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I also scored 12.
It feels like someone just pushed a spade through my corpus callosum.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Too annoying for /talk, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I just did it again and scored 9.
The error was on a different part of the spectrum, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Too annoying for /talk, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post got 12 as well
now I need to go stare at the grey tiling in my bathroom for a few minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Twenty Five
and my eyeballs feel a bit weird
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently i have perfect colour perception, but now my eyes are fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
Still, a score of 7 ain't too shabby ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my club right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 18
Not bad considering I'm a bit pissed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 3
i dont know what that means
 (augsav <3, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 3 as well
but I agree it would be nice to have a bit more context for that number!
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
On the subject of colour perception, I have asked many friends, and they have thought I'm odd. I have googled it, but with no joy. The wierd thing is that red always seem very subtly closer to me than blue .

Not in 'real life', but when seeing a black computer screen with blue and red items there, the blue is subtly regressed from the screen, and red is slightly embossed to my eye.

I'm not colour blind. I've done many tests. Modern 3D works, but when seeing the older anaglyph 3D, it just doesn't work for me.

has anyone else experienced this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean, yes.
So does wiki! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromostereopsis
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Too annoying for /talk, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
I LOVE YOU!!!

I'm not mad. nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post My optician does a red/blue test, it always fucks me up.
Even that RED/BLUE with blue/red background picture on that wiki page screams bloody murder at my eyes.

I have a slight astigmatism too, all bright lights tend to spike/flare, headlights, street lights, etc. Blue LEDs really burn into my retinas too.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Too annoying for /talk, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 3

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 29 but i think my eyeballs were melting out over my cheeks so i rushed it a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 14
Are my eyes supposed to bleed after this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 4
I'm going to assume that that's a bit shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 305.
But then I'm *really* colour blind.
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks that I'm *really*
half colour blind in the end.

Hope it was shitty LED lightning.

edit: 78 after more serious effort and ramping up brightness.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 34
very disappointed
 (itilliterate, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You have perfect color vision!
GET IN!
 (I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 127. One fucking hundred and bastard twenty goddamn seven!
I'm a cameraman and I always thought I had perfect colour perception which is, you know, kinda important in my job.

*Re-evaluates career*
 (MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post another 0 here
Just a process of jiggling until I couldn't see a difference between adjacent squares.
 (trevorthecat, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it!
The lower the score - the more likely you are to do tedious things with little reward.
 (chompedhomas, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ten!!
now to look at big boobies to stop my eyes from crying :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 2 Dec 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post "Sunday Roller" by Kids in Mono I made this!
Eye dun a nu toon.
It's no "Alsace Timelapse", but at least it's under 2 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What's this shit?
Only kidding, I love it and you!
 (spunkyD, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If only he joined in :(

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He should post it on /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pigs
the lot of you.
(except the LOVELY Spunky)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!
CAN I TAKE MY VOTE BACK PLEASE?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post make that 2!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You up for some Kunt next Wednesday?

(spunkyD, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps, though I've a feeling I've plans.
...gaz me at the weekend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, Friday
You never do stuff on Friday, except for maybe thinking about me in the bath.
 (spunkyD, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Normally I'd get all indignant in yo' face
But seeing as how many b3tans there are I figure I end up with something a little less insulting than "doo-doo head".

I've been called worse.
 (jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well nice that me laddio!
reminded me a bit of Beta Band or Super Furries. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I should NOT have taken those shrooms at lunchtime.
And you're a dude?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically

(spunkyD, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post LOBOTS
Nice work. *clickedy click*
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Very lully
Well done you :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I am writing to here say that I have clicked this
It is not under 2 minutes long.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't expect a 'thanks' or anything
when are we going for drinks again miranda?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Thanks" *flicks Vs*
Let's go for drinkies.
And the actual song is under two minutes. Actually.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There are no surprises here.
This tune which corrals 12 different genres (All About Eve, Furries, etc) go exactly where the flags are pointing, dropping little drum'n'bass mash-ups or maudlin, string-laden interludes right where the commercial template dictates. Bludgeon them, then drop a wistful bit, repeat til fade, it goes. A huge dose of wub-wub mega bass drop would have complimented the weak vocals perfectly.
 (pissflaps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 6:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Check the youtube page of it.....

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You are TERRIBLE!

(pissflaps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Neato!
Clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That was rather pleasant

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post Interview with the cast of Back to the Future
25 year anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Christopher Lloyd seems as lucid as the guy from Taxi he played.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I always liked this. The actor who plays Biff singing about Back to the Future :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlsrGd0Iar8
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Love that :)
Shame he wasn't in more stuff; seems to be one of those actors that took refuge in a voice career. Fair enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He also took refuge
in his career as an artist

www.bigpopfun.com/
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post These are actually pretty cool

(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 3:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Shining: The Weir Overlook Special Edition Hat.
Think i'm going to have to buy one of these.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh!
I like.
 (pahakyy, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, that's proper geeky

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post IT'S ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST *WANTS*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post prefer the black lodge one
which is another of their items
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh,
yeeeeeah! *Want*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post Forever - Beach Boys
Not your typical Beach Boy fare, sung by a very blotto drummer Dennis Wilson.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post LOVE this song, beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always been haunted by this tune.
He really had a nice voice, although it looks here like he had difficulty standing.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (1994)
In full on YT.

I'm not really a connoisseur of Japanese animation... but I remember watching this years ago and finding it thoroughly awesome. The opening in particular.

Better than that Pokemon or whatever.
(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't be bothered to trawl through the film to find it...
...but the best scene in it is when Guile gets told over the phone that Chun Li is in trouble and just stands, staring in to space for about half a minute.
 (Megamoss, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post In order to save most people the bother of finding it,
Chun Li's shower scene is at about the 45:00 mark. The rest is a bit pants really.

But yes, infinitely better than "Children enslave animals and force them to fight each other"...
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:41, Reply)
This is a link post Skoo bee di dee do do do
History Of Lyrics That Aren't Lyrics, tentative GC?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
la laaa la laa doo be doo be doo weee waaaaah.

Not a new phenomenon, but I enjoyed this vid, and she's got some voice on her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:33, Reply)
This is a link post Any hardware engineers fed up with their job?
Here is an idea.

For better and more discreet results.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh, I like the idea.
I have an old co-worker who still curses my name because I spread glitter on her desk when she changed departments.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
glitter shit and piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Two Girls, One Keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be so good for a last day at work joke

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Even as a leave work late, get in early joke, you could spend the night pre preparing keyboards and plug them back in in the morning.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this post.
Some of my co-workers already have things growing out of their keyboards though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Any hardware engineers like their job?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post well there are some out there that do!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Really.

Even my previous job was better than an office job, and it made Dilbert look like a training course in management competence.
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A few years ago someone left his laptop unattended in my office...

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a much more sensible letter arrangement.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post As old fart this has been done years ago.
And not new
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Serbian village Zarozje warns of vampire on the loose

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Celebrations ring out in NYC, because no one murded anyone yesterday.
Could this be a turning point for civilization?
 (augsav <3, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, you mean that kid i ran over survived?
Bollocks, i even reversed over him to make sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post To be technical, it says "not a single murder, shooting, or stabbing"
Vehicular homicide is apparently not included in the statistics. You done good!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If only i had a gun...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Cleaner and quicker, but it would have ruined the "special" day.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not if you done it like a ninja

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post How do they know, don't an awful lot of murders happen in secret?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point that.
*sips genmaicha*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoy your tea, I really will have to try some.
Are you going to the speigel tent?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This wouldn't have happened if they all had guns?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post Benny Bond I made this!
to all those in need of light comic relief.
(openleggy, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post Well, they fooled me...
GC says no, I'm too busy at work to be on here all day now, sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Witchcraft!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a bit further down the page....

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls
Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You've ruined everything!! EVERYTHING!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *Locks himself in bathroom*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *shits in garden*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *Sets free Hounds*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was good, and I hadn't seen it, that is all that's important.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well er,
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post too much cat

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands is nacho friend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the ending was shit.
I was hoping he would steam iron it flat to a piece of paper to maintain the illusion.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Woooah
That is some crazy shit. And I love the fact that no matter how hard you try, you can't see the damn things as flat.
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
This is a link post Samsung 'borrow' from M83
Does the track to this remind you of anything else?
(elt, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very close indeed. Naughty buggers.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as cool though

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.
*description unavailable*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I could not make it to the end.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not sorry.
You're just saying that so we'll all think you're sensitive and caring.

You sicken me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Here, come stand in the area in which I am peeing like a good little boy.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a room you two.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post A room's too expensive.
We're just giving it raw behind some bins.

YOUR bins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You can sort the dog out while you're there.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn cat keeps mewing from within and breaking my concentration.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You shouldn't have pushed it that far up then

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He told me it was a suppository...
Sounds a little frightened now.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You're doing it wrong.
CaC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are both Cunts and Arseholes...
if you use a lady one right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this offensive and racist
Asians pretending to be members of our superior Aryan blood.
 (BertnotErnie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Scary public hanging bridges
Durst thou?


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes turd out of bottom of pants*
Some of them look ok but some look terrifying, i'd even go as far as calling some of them 'insane'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them look particularly ropey

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd have to be really strung out to even attempt a crossing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't come to snap decisions.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post All these bad puns are freying my temper.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Come now. That's taking it a bridge too far...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The one above is obviously not too popular for "planking"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a couple that I woul be weary of, that one above and the one in Pakistan in particular.
The rest look ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The tour guides tell you that the Capilano Suspension bridge can support the weight of 50 Boeing 747s
I don't think the Pakistan bridge could support a Coptercat
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Unexplained Frequencies - Behold; utter, utter, utter bullshit
From the "contact" section:
"How Is This Technology Different From the Others?
Our recodings use "Audible Frequencies" to alter your brainwaves. This means your ear can hear them directly without trickery! Other brainwave technologies try to make your mind tune to non-audible frequencies by tricking your brain. But with Direct Frequencies above 30 Hertz, there is no need to trick your brain! From all available choices, Pure Frequencies is the most direct way to alter your brain's brainwave frequency.."
 (UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fool and his money and all that...
Ooh, only $12 though
*reaches for manbag*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
bag
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_beats

doesn't matter if they are audible or not as it's the beat frequency that is relevant. and that frequency is likely to reside in the inaudible range anyway, which is where the very brain waves that they are looking to influence are. don't spend money on it though just make your own with freeware, you only need a tone generator and headphones. frequency x in left ear, frequency y in right ear leaving frequency (x-y) - the beat frequency - in 'the middle'.

*edit* minded me of this book/site: gethighnow.com/binaural-beats/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post or smoke weed.
works for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think some Zero 7 tracks made use of those

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i've often wondered about how often it may happen unintentionally in music
hanging notes, pedal points, wolf tones or whatever you call 'em, creating beat frequencies, inducing emotional or psychological effect and (unconsciously?) influencing the choice of notes/chords/changes and what have you.

but not enough to research it further as yet, as it's far too much fun just making noise without thinking about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think aphex twin might be a good place to start if you ever get round to it.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post bit of a fan for quite some time

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Me too... The guy is a genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post below a certain bpm i agree
much as i 'appreciate' the faster stuff on a number of levels i find i enjoy the slower on so many more. see also: squarepusher
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and yes.
Edit: about 12 years ago square pusher did a radio one session where the remixed the Carebears tune. I have been wanting to hear that again for years.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post your sig now disturbs me
some aphex twin and squarepusher 'choons' have had me wonder whether chris morris's 'cake' spoof was simply a double bluff to keep it truly underground and 'cool'
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It only disturbs you because you are "doing it all wrong"

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! indeed
not heard of squarepusher/carebears before. google says it was breezeblock, either 96 or 99. found an 04 on soundcloud: soundcloud.com/mylivesets/squarepusher-live-on-bbcs-breezeblock-03-15-04
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This I am going to listen to in a bit, if it is I could totally hug you!
as it happens breezeblock does ring a bell, I was really quite high at the time. My friend had it on a tape he recorded off the radio. I was pill tripping, man... it probably doesn't sound as good now. I'll let you know. :D
Edit: It was definitely in 2000, I got mugged and ended up in hospital a few weeks after I heard it. This mix is later, Just have to see if it contains the remix. The start is wicked, I'll check the rest in a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Royksopp too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The difference being:
Royksopp arent FUCKING SHIT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post lesson number 312:
don't hold back if you feel strongly about something
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands is nacho friend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Royksopp are great.
I think Zero 7 have their merits too.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember the video for "Remind Me"?
Beautiful it was.
 (jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
that's bollocks. and new age.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post A Portion Of Your Money Will Go To Help The Poor...
crack whore?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Better call Saul!
Wow, subtle.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you have watched Breaking Bad, yes?

(augsav <3, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Such a good programme.
Has everything, up there with The Wire.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i struggle to get into any tv series
but the first episode of Breaking Bad had me hooked. probably the best pilot episode EVA

Edit: what you on about Tabs?
 (augsav <3, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i never really watch anything but a friend made me watch this and The Wire.
Really impressed, so much better than Coronation Street.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
Especially when Davina says "House: You're live on channel four- please don't say fuck or bugger"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't as good after Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan left.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Gordon the gopher was a paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention Edd the Duck.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Series One arrived today \o/
Should have time to make a start this weekend
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post OOh, well be saying good bye to you for a while then, I backed to backed them until the end of series 4.
Seriously compulsive viewing, will probably watch the whole lot again when I get series 5 on DVD.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I spend too much time on here
I just imagined that I put it on and it turns out to be "I love horses" on a loop
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If that was the case we would never see you again.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, my dear Albuquerque!
This guy has billboards plastered all over Albuquerque, the obnoxious prick. Then he goes and gets a DWI and swears at the cops, "don't you know who I am? I'm going to ruin your careers!"

Prick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=13UE5IkGRy0
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
those massive gloves are cute.
 (augsav <3, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He's known for that massive prick mustache.
The prick.

Plus, damn dude, if you're going to make a commercial where you have to take your shirt off, at least do a few push-ups and sit-ups.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i once knew a guy called Saul Kaul
he looked like rasputin and collected james bond films. True story
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he also the gatekeeper?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my fave charactors...
Anyone who can negotiate their way out of a bullet to the back of the head while kneeling at his open grave gets my vote.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post FFS, I keep falling for these...
hhmmmmm...
(mackrell, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
You forgot to click 'i made this'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(augsav <3, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy halloween to you too

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hola new person
I'd suggest you read the FAQ.
 (SimianKid is going to bugle you in your Friday hole., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You keep falling for fish?
I'd avoid moving to Germany then.

HELLOOOOO!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:25, Reply)

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