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This is a link post Ouya console.
Thoughts?



Played a Wii U for about ten mins the other day. I was overwhelmingly underwhelmed.

This, however, looks interesting.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a futuristic potty?
EDIT: 1GB RAM?? Ram is cheap as chips these days, why doesn't this have at least 4GB (pref 8GB)?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post they talk a good talk
and good luck to them, it sounds like an interesting move.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post playing phone games on a tv
looks totally shit
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 3:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I supported this on Kickstarter
Should get one in the post some time. They got some big names on board. It won't be just mobile games on the tele =)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Rocket Science!!!!!!
Just that
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
Although the related stories are about perverted sex or celebrities; or celebrity perverted sex.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
Fucking hell
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twaddle
They're all about rocketry. The Reg does a lot of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 2:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now hang on
50 kilometers of 1 mm thick tubing?
If I have my maths right (unlikely, but still) the cooling system alone would be some 40 cubic meters in size. That can't be right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 50 000 x 0.001^2 x 3.14 / 4
...is not 40 cubic metres. More like 40 litres.
 (Avarus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I get one for my skateboard?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 6:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post and lo, a market was created
*Opens factory*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Magic - Fruit I made this!
Watch closely as Mr. Magic waves a damp magic flannel.
 (weareace, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whahaha
Chris Angel watch out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr. Magic is taking no prisoners.

(weareace, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to use that one to impress children down the park.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is your name Peter file?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr. Magic does not officially endorse grooming.
Not even on horses.
 (weareace, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does the trick of making it stiff and then floppy
think I remember Paul Daniels doing that to his wand
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post My fruit is covered with pubes...
What should I do?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post By "fruit " do you actually mean "testicles"?

(weareace, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post By "testicles " do you actually mean "lego"?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know anything anymore.
This hurts my brain.
 (weareace, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post By "Brain" do you actually mean "fruit"?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post by "fruit"
do you mean Tab Hunter?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know anymore.
But I have an incredible urge to make a phallus out of Lego, then hang bananas off it.
 (weareace, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post DO IT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!
*magic hands*
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS wassa matter with you?
You can't hang things off things. You can only hang things on things.
Cheese n rice!
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post By "fruit" do you actually mean "carrot"?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
by 'covered' do you mean 'purchased'?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's some hardcore stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're ruining all the mystery!
I hope the Magic Circle have made their views known.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a link post THQ Humble Bundle
For $5.18 (the current average) - £3.20

You will get:

Saints Row The Third
Darksiders
Metro 2033
Red Faction: Armageddon
Company of Heroes
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts
Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor

Plus some of the soundtracks.

which is nice
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can get them for free if you pirate them.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is true


you saucy swine
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but that would make you a thief.

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah but that would make you a thief
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post In what way
is taking something that you haven't paid for, that you do not own, without permission _not_ stealing?
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you haven't deprived the original owner of their property
You're copying something not stealing it.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Amusing choice of words chosen by philippe senderos when talking about joey barton

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol.
Though I was expecting "irredeemable utter fucking cunt"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's going to do what!?!
/puts on specs
 (I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Fucking hell, "Not sure he'd go that far though"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a link post When butt implants go bad!
Tuesday nights, on Fox!

Edit: Possibly NSFW, unless you are in Mexico, Brazil or Miami.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post stupid cunt deserves everything she gets

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, scored a 10 on the empathy scale!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Empathy is for Klingons...
K'aplah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post new high score!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post With my boney ass I rather have fluffy implants so I can relax everywhere.
is02.thegumtree.com/image/big/155691006.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post She got a butt like silly puttay

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do people insist on doing shit like this to their bodies?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems kinda tame to me

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum lost weight

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post she has yet to give up the cigars though.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it looks quite emancipated.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was always a free spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why you don't have sex with sewing machines

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not why I don't have sex with sewing machines
I don't have sex with sewing machines because I hadn't thought of it before!

Back in a bit...
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Please hold while LP is pinned down*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that was fun
I now have two new button holes
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Savile Mach 2
Now more terrifying than ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something about that face has a familiar ring to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagines it getting caught on absalutly everything
I'll just run fast past this hook here "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Shudders.

"What are you going to do?"
"Improvise"
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh" x100000
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tupperware still has stock

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have no sympathy... only thing that comes to mind is...
dumb bitch
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure she's had worse in her arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bum tish*

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, not more puns. Please no.
a'poo.

Bless me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post She is bound to be the butt of all jokes

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being an ass about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of these puns are badly written we should co-rectum as we go.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope we've seen the backside of such puns and can put it behind us

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll teach her not to go to the discount surgeon


wow that was gross
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post it could be worse,
she could have gone the the 'fix-a-flat' injector.
www.miamiherald.com/2012/07/26/2914636/fake-fix-a-flat-nurse-arrested.html
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post yikes!

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Bonanza I made this!
Technically an advert, and I wasn't gonna post it here, but I'm quite happy with it and I've not posted anything for a while so someone out there might enjoy it.
(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Yoko Ono designs John Lennon LED jockstrap
You know, they had that idea back then, but the technology wasn't advanced enough. Same as episode one.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What has Yoko Ono achieved other than fucking a famous guy and then continuing to ride his corpse long after he's dead? This is verging on necrophilia.

Those clothes look ridiculous, like a how-to guide for gropers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
if you keep every word in your post but swap 'Yoko Ono' for 'David Furnish' it makes just as much sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You swap with David Furnish?
Kinkay!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ONO he di'int
heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post And to add insult to injury,
the famous bloke she shagged was a twat. Still, hasn't done Peter Andre any harm has it?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Strangely fascinating.
Watch all the Harold and Beth videos and I don't know why.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post because boobs?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the shuddering fuck have I just seen?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They seem to have a lot of videos about breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If she got it, grope it.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Dealing with copyright infringement notices the right way
Den of geek ran a review of some images from the new Robocop remake. They got a takedown notice.

Check out their sweded* replacement pictures



*note, actually parsnips
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carrotible!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a turnip for the books

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have let 'em stew...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think swede have come up with a better solution.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are all words that sound like other words but are also the names of root vegetables.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
why spoil the magic?

I'm afraid I carrot let you do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post What? That doesn't even make any sense...
Oh, wait, i get it now, hahahaha!!! That's really clever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is because he said carrot instead of cannot.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fruity guy aren't yah?!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends who's asking.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You two make a great pair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pear*
dude you aren't doing it right. Maybe your speach, has been affected.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Patato/potato
Still makes lots of crunchy love.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post When the chips are down who cares!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't broccolie to me man
I just can't bake it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post OKALE stop.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want a card for christmas? Go on, avocado.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a spinach!
Just lettuce be!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kumquat may

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hey prune, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aman that can make it better, now there'salad.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come on dude help me out, are you autistic? do you have asparagus?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post MOAR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell calm down!
Have you been pumpkin iron or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can say that an apple.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post <s>pair</s> pear

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not doing it right either. :P

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post HTML doesn't work in subject lines,
:(

something to do with the plum-bing of b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn uneditable subject lines.
(i see what you did there):D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank shallot.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you're very celeriac*



*very few vegetables begin with W, apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear if I were you I'd beet-a-root for the nearest exit.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you're right.
there's nothing else for it - the only honourable thing is to kale myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post No don't do that! Tomato will be a better day!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah,I was being melodramatic.

Sorrel if I scared anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am glad you mustard ny your principles.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hmmm, that one's quite chard to understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have to read between the limes

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
sorry, subtle inflections in communication often pass me by.
It's my Asparagus syndrome.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is a better joke
"why did mr potateo run from the cops?
because he killed mrs carrot face and robbed mrr broccili pants."
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a swede joke.
Possibly Danish, can't remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post beets me where its from.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Gourd help us.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post gourd cannot help us...
we can only hope for peas.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Peas? Leaf it out, love. You must be lentil.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post from what the doctor said, this is not souprising.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!
on a similar vein, wouldn't it be fun to Photoshop your face onto pictures from the likes of 'The Hangover' or some such salacious film . Just in case your boss is perusing your Facebook profile.

The ensuing defamation action would set you up for life.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post why drop a cat when you can... I made this!

(openleggy, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have that app on my iphone which is totally unnecessary and shit according to all the nokia 3310 fans on here.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ needs more punji stakes/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did that cat just perform a quirkafleeg?

(tomma turn around an bite you every time, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell have you been feeding that cat?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Hard truths from cats

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post HTFSCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post vv

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post >>

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may be vain, you are still a cunt.
Let me introduce you to my brick and pillowcase collection.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I have red spotty (well more splodgy) pillowcases.
Twisted towels and rocks are quite good too.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a cat carcass poking out from some sand this morning. I will email the pic tomorrow.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post cover of your christmas cards this year?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Doesn't make any sense at all.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
That is a bit fucked up.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even details in this story are so absurd
that it begs other explanation, really.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not enough that she had teenage lovers, but was also into swinging

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely he was the one doing the swinging though?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post in what way does it not make sense?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post for me, it didn't make sense
why the mother allowed this boy to babysit her son after he had already hospitalised her other child earlier that week
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post for example

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
Probably because she was so selfish that she worried more about losing her job and the resulting 'scandal' had her relationship come to the attention of those around her than she did about her kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the trouble in expecting other people's morals to be similar to your own
they will all too often surprise you
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I wouldn't call it morals as such, i'd call it judgement and good parenting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post practice makes perfect

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post it doesn't make sense to drive while on the phone
yet thousands of mums with kids in the car do it every day.
Human beings aren't as wonderfully protective of their young as some people believe.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is true

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'It woz da telly wot made me dun it'

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4EVA ON GTA SAN ADREAZ FOLT.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Rose, who had previously been found guilty of arson and had been cautioned twice for damaging his home"

Well balanced kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a textbook piece of writing from the Barrel Fish School of Journalism

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post i always go to the
school for emotionally disturbed children for my babysitters.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post and partners?
*something something obligatory reverse Savile joke*
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reverse Savile joke? What like:
Jimmy Savile didn't touch me as a child?

But that's not funny, tough it is a lot less traumatic...if only it were true :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the reverse savile is my trademark wrestling move. Won me the LWF (Lydney Wrestling Federation) title back in '91.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post POIDH
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll ask my mum to take them down off the wall and scan them over to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are there any pictures of the man/boy and woman?
This will help me make much more balanced judgements, especially if the pictures show them scowling or looking shifty. Sky News has failed on this rare occasion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a link post A.C.A.B

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post what? he didn't get him any socks?
it's a wonderful act by the policeman, but I can't help wondering how long it was before the homless guy ended up losing/selling them or getting them robbed from him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Human Being shows compassion shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post NY Policeman shows compassion
IS quite a shocker really. They're not the friendliest of bobbies.

Good on him though. I hope it inspires lots of people to do likewise this winter.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good lad
And it's nice to see an example of compassion going viral, rather than the usual tube rants.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see.
I like to think things like this happen all the time but i'm just unaware of them as they don't go viral and the media have turned so many people into depressing news whores.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes you can find a strange moment of solace
When something good, interesting or unbelievable happens, and you deliberately DON'T tell the internet. Then suddenly, that moment is just for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like all the times i touched those kids, those moments were just for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post well no, not just like that.
because you keep telling us about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That may be so, the videos are just for me though :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
keep typing, I'm nearly there...
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Bad Kids Jokes
This guy collates jokes for a kids' site. These are the rejects.

Includes gems such as:
"why did yoda shave his bum? because people thought that it was a hairy bogey"
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sandwich for the win

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of these are actually pretty good!
"Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post penas and butt

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ha ha thats ace
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some profound poetry in there:
"docter docter i have worms in my garden

i dont care cant you see im busy

you are doing youre nails."

That's really deep man.
 (Haz, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the NHS for you.
.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
"your mums so fat when people drive round her they lose petrol"
 (Fluffster, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post My four-year-old's favourite joke at the moment:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house.

*pause*

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

It's the chicken!
 (MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but the lightbulb shop is across the road
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post knock knock
who's there
president
president who?
that's right it's me president Hu Jintao of China

you can have that one, i made it up the other day, except it
doesn't work anymore because they have a new president of China now,
actually i don't think they call their leaders presidents, fuck you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sending this one out on Weibo

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post tell your friends, they will laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post my siblings used to have one
knock knock
who's there
granny
granny who?
granny on a motorcycle and when you say hello she drives off over the roofs

don't know how i remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
two of my brother's gems (he was 4 or 5 at the time, not that he's a barrel of laughs in his mid 30's):

Knock knock
Who's There?
Star
Star who?
Star Wars

Knock knock
who's there?
Bugs
Bugs who?
Bugs Bunny
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post " You: Your brain is a poop bomb and you are a zombie and you are naked with your butt on fire and your butt in a girls face and you are wearing diapers"
Wasn't this the beginning of a text adventure that someone posted on here once...something like 'Your pants are on fire' .... *wanders off to Google*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post this?
www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the fecker!
*wastes more time shitting pants*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like this one.
Mummy, mummy, why is dad running in zigzags?
Shut up and keep shooting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
... Go fuck yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go fuck yourself who?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go fuck yourself

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is fucking hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, which one of you posted this?
a man thought he had the record for the smallest penis but came out of the record place saying “who the hell is Justin Beiber.”
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! These are great!
I always wondered where Graham Norton got his material.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post from page 6
What did the goat say to the dog


nice buttock you loser


Why did Suzy’s ice cream fall?
She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Not suzy. she got hit by a bus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post a joke made up by my 5 year old son:
why did the squirrel break the glass with just a touch?

because his FACE was a MUSCLE.

(caps indicate the emphasis my son put on this punchline in real life)
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post your son should not give up his day job.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Thing I'm working on: The Stig Generator I made this!
It is quite ronseal. The generator generates random 'Some say ..' statements, part of which are based on original quotes from Top Gear, part thought up by me.

If anyone can contribute some good ones, I would love to implement them (and give credit ;-))
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick, I need a joke about an electron microscope to impress a girl!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "perhaps we can find your clitoris with this electron microscope"

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too saucy.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
ok, how about "Oddly, the only thing you can't see with this is milk, because it's pasturised before you know it" ?

Best I can do under this pressure.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm.....

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should have warned you, I don't often manage to imress girls.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've gone with :-
Careful which way you point it, you might de-rez and end up in an electron light cycle.
This will not get me sex.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!
It's funny cos it's a Tron reference!!!!

No, probably no sexyteims for you.

Of course, asking her out may work better...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me,
Too cheesy...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a 5 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
Any old joke will do after that
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post HEY!
I know what B&Q stands for too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always zip past that bit on the telly.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Bruce Lee style ping pong
Clip of Mr Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks. Amazing!
 (janems999, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll pop this here.
www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/pingpong.asp
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post scrunted.
lmgtfy.com/?q=site%3Awww.b3ta.com+bruce+lee+ping+pong
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Maybe if we work together we can stop hunger in the first world
This year let's this year make the 12th of December a day to remember
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't that be International Roadie Day?
*googles*
Oh fuck.... I thought I was being original.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That gave me a proper officelol.
And I will be using that joke a week wednesday.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Do you know the vacuum man?
News interview takes a random twist
(skintagain, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?
What a peculiar exchange...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they hang under her armpits.
The dirty mare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post what did one saggy tit say to the other?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts



I heard that last night, but damned if I can remember where
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Angelos Epitholemu
On Dave. If you were still wondering.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
that was it. Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderfully odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a link post A Whole Blog Devoted to Assholes.
All from the point of view of an academic philosopher, no less.

This particular post considers the relationship between being an idiot and an asshole. But other posts consider assholery in other respects.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post have bookmarked that for some lunchtime reading.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:28, , Reply)

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