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This is a link post Yoko Ono is Katy Perry
So much respect for the people watching who manage to keep straight faces
(elt, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The women in Japanese porn make similar noises.
Coincidence?

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 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japanese porn? this surely?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ definatly needs more tentacles/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the comment and the pic were unrelated
but seeing as you've gone to the trouble... *wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a man who does this outside Tooting Bec underground station.
The difference is, I've given him more spare change in the past.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's so unfair.
Yoko ono gets applauded for this shite but yet my last art installation gets me 200 hours community service and a mandatory visit to the police station every week. Plus I still owe the farmer a grand in compensation.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That slurry was asking for it!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still better than Paris

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pass the Tampax
My ears are bleeding.
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The still reminds me of 30 rock......
youtu.be/5K-SmlP4U5w
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is actually art - and a critique of Katy Perry's song
If we are to live our lives like we are a firework then we should sing like this, rather than singing in the constraints of a commercial pop song.
While the glasses represent either a sight problem or the ghost of Lennon.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still mourn
the day that the double air bomb repeater was banned. For blowing up wheely bins, there was no better firework.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post we went to the canals
and fired them at narrow boats.... ah... happy times...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's only famous because she went out with John Leslie.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a link post A kitten dies with every play
Ban this filth
(otl, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wont play
some sort of interference.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post She had her tits done?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as the kitten is smashed into her talentless face repeatedly
I'm all for it.

*Watches again*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
something...something...pussy in face....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *** APPOLS FOR THE THREADJACK!!!! ***
but does anyone know of a working mirror for b3ta?

right.upthear.se used to work a treat but now it just redirects to trifle.b3ta.com/ which is blocked at my library.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the one you're using right now is working fine.
DOES THAT HELP!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Har bloody har.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post try http://test.b3ta.com/
works for some
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give it a try but I doubt it will.
I would assume they block *.b3ta.com/* or summat similar.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think the library PC's will let me alter their proxy settings

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post you'd think
My old library blocked facebook and stuff but was quite happy to let me fuck around with the whole thing, got VMware installed, different OS and browser, all settings changed and used their shit hot PC speed to rinse tons of dodgy films.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post www.omg.b3ta.com
works for me

EDIT: sorry doesn't need the www.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta
I also found jelly.b3ta.com
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ip is usually worth a go:
5.9.83.79

Not everyone blocks that.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that might just work, cheers.
edit: IT DOES!

WOO YAY HOOPLAH
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3577 dislikes..c'mon that should be way more :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking useless cunt.
Someone should tell her that the Dignitas clinic is the latest craze and book her a session.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel raped
raped in the earhole
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only appears to be loading the file-header,
and a fragment of the code.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's do you can pause the tape, press break and put yer peeks and pokes in.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it enough to just be shit
without being FAMOUS for being shit?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talentless female becomes DJ
Quel surprise.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still would.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!!!!!
INSTABAN!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I kind of like her
she's made vast amounts of cash out of stupid people by pretending to be really stupid herself.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That never worked for me.
And I wasn't even pretending.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Being called West Drayton Travelodge probably didn't help though did it?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have you know
I was 'Luton Premier-Inn'. I thought being double barrelled added class.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
are you saying people DIDN'T think it was classy? Fools the lot of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I swear at 1:00-1:02,
a girl shouts "Get your gash out!"
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Headline of the year?

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it was real news,
then maybe, like this: i.imgur.com/v2Gq9.jpg
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that not real news???
Also, China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash sounds like a text book Friday night
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, it's sanitorium Africa.
Nothing to see 'ere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The marxist newspaper has really let itself go

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Last months fails
get your pens out and be prepared to add to the list of things not to try/reasons to not leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *adds cow herding to 'the list'*
2.35.... you can hear his face scraping on the road....
And 8.30 didnt look like it ended well.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaaand that is why I never watch "fail" videos.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too busy wanking off your cat?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep your dirty fantasies to yourself.
The only thing I ever do with cats is associated with my ongoing research into how you can make them NOT land on their feet.

It is possible, but you just have to throw them very hard at the ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is buttered toast involved?
That was the angle I was going for.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried it with buttered toast
but found a brick glued to it's back works much better.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post genius in its simplicity....
I wouldn't even need to wash up afterwards...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read that as penis
obvs
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not just me then!

(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thrice

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4:38 fuckin' ouch! :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I felt that pain
And the fire beforehand was LOLworthy
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9:56 ftw

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bit was wonderful. Proper office lols.
So many good, new clips there. I ride a motorbike so anything that starts of with a person on two wheels (motorised or otherwise) has beem watching it between my fingers...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounded like it was being filmed by a horse though

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love these.
Twistednederland have saved the world from mundane fail videos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The very last one is priceless!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Gem from -98
1:30 and about a minute onward is just great. Looked for something to listen to while doing laundry, this popped up =)

Saw it was from 1998 and thought "Oh, song is just a few years old then!". Yeah. Quite a few
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did the same the other day,
trying to remember some film, "yeah its not that old...*IMDBs*...fuuuuck.....96? seriously?"
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tried to forget all about the noughties

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am also
yet sadly, not by choice.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dylan Moran likes this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dkeAcbXStc
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha nice
still maintaining that slowmotion break is rather brilliant =)

Of course, at the time - in 1998 - all I remember actually listening to was The Downward Spiral so perhaps I should question my tastes rather more frequently
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Absolutely fascinating interview with a guy who drew 50 self portraits, each on a different drug.
"He said, 'This horse is yours. Have this horse as a gift.' So I fed the horse every day." Bryan pauses. "It wasn't his horse. He gave me somebody else's horse. He was a terrible man."

Also, Jon Ronson is a great writer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think they are more of an artists view of what he looks like on drugs, rather than what a person actually looks like on drugs.

Also, WOT NO HEROIN???
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know its a GC as I originally posted it
but is still quite fascinating, although I and a few others thing he over emphasised the supposed effects of certain drugs. I used to draw on Acid and E a lot,
and my quality didnt decrease to as much an extent as his did, mine and others were so much more detailed and useless.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drew on e once
It was a fucking awful picture of a house, and a garden. I don't blame the e, I blame the fact that I have no drawing skills whatsoever.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
That probably didnt help :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poopchute!
He was featured in a show at the AnalFairy (that finished two days ago).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Story Boards of iconic movie scenes


Pure movie fan porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember that scene from Transformers.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's from Ghandi, actually

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
I thought it was Bambi.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffff, everyone knows it was Barely Legal Asian Gangbang 7

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post a.k.a. The Care Bears Movie

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Chebacca looks like a dick in the SW ones, though. All I need now is a magical program that'll blow these up to desktop size for wallpaper-age.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comment Jack!!!
Yes, if anyone knows of such a thing that can do good image enlarging as described here. I had a good website link or program on an old PC that did stuff, but never used it or remembered what it was called. Enlarged quite well, Any ideas?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Photoshop?
I think you can to convert it to a vector image or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a small sized class photo from school
Wanted to enlargen it myself, but have been told it would then be a digitally altered image of children and I would have to go on a register.
I am one of the children if that makes it seem any less seedy when published to the 'in the courts' section of my local paper...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU MONSTER
I bet if you had a time machine you'd travel back and diddle yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
But I know which ones from my class I would do....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post O_o
*phones nonce hotline*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post As in
if I was back being 'then' me, not 'now' me. But saying that....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post To order a nonce I take it?
Or has your current one stopped working?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "hello dominos?"
Yes, a six foot thin and creepy with added cheese....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry you took too long
Its gone cold now, do I get it for free?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot more sharks in the Sound of Music than I remember...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a link post "I'd like to teach the world to fap" - (NSFW) NSFW
For those not 40+.... have the 1971 original

NSFW 'cos I ain't quite sure.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Oasis cover was a load of wank too.
Actually, I rather liked it
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything by Oasis is wank. Even when Liam and Noel specifically WEREN'T having a wank... it was wank.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well......
.......I wouldn't exactly say everything.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would.
Except maybe that time Liam got into a fight with a bunch of German gangsters and had his front teeth knocked out. That was mega.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I'm a wet, pacifist hippy; I would LOVE to see that.
And yes, EVERYTHING Oasis ever did was utter, utter, utter bumgravy. Total bunch of talentless cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absobloodylutely
*high fives*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he said they were gangsters, but it turns out they were lawyers having a quiet lunch. they asked him to quieten down a bit and he kicked off, they then beat him and his minders into the ground. this excuses germany of any previous wrong doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post "My Sacrifice" Creed
Quote: 'Thank you so much Matt for coming over & rocking out with Bob all night long. Rock & Roll!!!!! "My Sacrifice" by Creed,,Matt is so talented & his voice is awesome'

Remember, you heard it here first, kicks in around a minute when 'Matt' joins in.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's not just rock that he can sing www.youtube.com/watch?v=YekApxE0HZ8
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
that's Bob. He's OK, but he's no Matt...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, I meant Bob
Not sure I could cope with any more Matt in one day. he's just too rock
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He shall go far.
Away.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post The official line from the NOAA on nuking a hurricane
Basically it's a stupid idea. Doesn't stop people asking though...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Zombie Prank
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post when it says, to be continued
will that be in ER, after the cops come along and shoot him?
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post zombies don't run...wanker

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do in 28 days later and in that raped version of WWZ

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a dick
People aren't running cos they think he's a zombie, they're running cos some twat covered in blood is running at them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry if some random ran at me, I'd run.
I just guess he was lucky he didn't pull the "prank" on a prior victim of assault/rape who'd probably run into the path of a car to escape.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Years Ago
I told a story in QOTW. Long story short.

I was at the pictures watching a horror movie double-bill. In the intermision, the snacks girl came out to serve the punters. A strapping lad wandered down and bought two Cornettos. As he was heading back to his seat A Zombie staggered out of the fire-exit straight into laddo's path. He stood there, a Cornetto in each hand and stared at this blood soaked apparition that was moaning in front of him. Then he screamed like a girl and booted the Zombie right in the nads.

Turned out it was a student dressed as a Zombie to advertise the next weeks gore-fest...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This long story short is still pretty long
Could you rewrite it into a haiku?
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post He threw his book at him.
Ah, kids these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Porking America - The Onion
Great stuff!!
(Salvage leave it and carry on..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That makes me hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Royal Baby Maker I made this!
I made this little face-mash thing for the poke back before the wedding. Now it can be put to proper use!
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kill it with fire!

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
The Harry Harry Harry is plain creepy
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great =D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant but...
needs more ears
 (Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harry Kate Charles = L Ron Hubbard

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kate + Charles + Charles=
Julian Clary!
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does too!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never.
Julian Clary, Duchess of Brighton.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Retro gaming

(sona, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Spam is typically sold in cans with a net weight of 340 grams (12 ounces). A 100-gram (3.5-ounce) serving of original Spam provides 1,300kJ (310 Calories or kilocalories), 13 grams of protein (26% DV), 3 grams of carbohydrates (1% DV), 27 grams of total fat (41% DV), including 10 grams of saturated fat (49% DV). The cholesterol content of Spam is 70 milligrams (23% DV). A serving also contains 57% of the recommended daily intake of sodium (1369 milligrams). Spam provides the following vitamins and minerals: 0% vitamin A, 1% vitamin C, 1% calcium, 5% iron, 3% magnesium, 9% potassium, 12% zinc, and 5% copper
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad selection of retro hardware, but a lot conspicuous by their absence.
The two-day Play Expo event held in Manchester in October had a huge collection of retro computers, consoles, arcade machines and pinball tables to play on.

We had a reasonable selection of consoles at the SuperByte Festival.

[Using spam as an opportunity to spam...! :)]
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The +4!!!!!
I've still got one of them somewhere.

EDIT best retro thing I've seen recently was by this guy, amazing jobbie :)

Mini Retro Arcade Cabinet - basically an Atom PC in a custom cabinet full of Mame/emulator frontends.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mini arcade cabs are cute!
This one is especially cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a nice one
Very custom-made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wanted to have a go at this project
chris.polymathic.net/cabinet/
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have half of these
Seriously I need to grow up and throw some stuff out.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your spam fails because of the lack of Spectrum 128k
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX_Spectrum#ZX_Spectrum_128
The last Speccy made by Sinclair before Amstrad got their grubby mits on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cunty spam

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Cliff Richards V Slipknot I made this!
Cliff Richards has had a make over.

Made with fellow B3ta man pibennett
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
two wrongs can make a right
 (pi bennett, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This deserves more replies
That is synchronised really well. Just a shame I had to hear that bloody song again!
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha love it..crackin stuff

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post this brought me some joy :¬)

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Need a new hat? Want to look like a dwarf?
Look no further.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Food Mosh
Seriously trippy pizza-based compression antics.


 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Having played about with datamoshing, I recognise a lot of the effects.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to play about with datamoshing.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just tried it...
My first attempt
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did you use?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen people do this by opening videos/gifs in a text editor and randomly deleting chunks of the data
But I don't know if there's a "proper" way of doing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I followed this tutorial:
Here

But instead of mixing footage from two videos I just duplicated the last P frame of one. Basically it means the movement data from the last frame (in this case his face moving slightly up) gets appplied to the static image over and over again.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that's a much more sensible solution.
Deleting random lines of data seems to just work with jpegs/compressed still images.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I just tried the deleting data method...
...and I can't get the resulting files to play on anything. :(
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, Hotbuns.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting...
Very interesting.

*imagines what could be done with sexy sex porn*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen a similar effect on some porn streaming websites
and wondered if there was a way to do it intentionally. Now I HAVE THE POWER.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for the link
But who in their right mind cuts off Joy Division 7 seconds into a song?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know: Ian Curtis left hanging
AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another small part of me dies inside...

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post inside...
another man's bumhole?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post COR!
That's pretty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:18, , Reply)

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