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This is a link post Cool Summer Rain I made this!
OK, so this is a tune I wrote and performed when I fell in love with someone I shouldn't have, then had to let her go.

I planned on hashing it out more, but the engineer working at the studio absconded to California with the masters. Dick.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where did you let her go?
Jamaica?

And that's the joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i get this.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because it's a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're jokey because you're fun.
Or something equally banal.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like as in d'yer maker, huh.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd do HER maker *nudge nudge*
...


...I guess?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where did she go?
Alaska?
Don't worry, Alaska meself when I see her?
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hungary?

Not now, I'm too upset
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I envy people that can write songs
Let alone sing and play instruments. Then again not sure how I could write an emotional song about getting sucked off around the bins at netto by 56 year old Greggs employee.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, I'd make sure Herbs doesn't mind you discussing that first.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is Herbs your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No, he doesn't sleep with Herbs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Given Thyme I would
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very sage response

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cumin from you that's high praise indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will take that with a grain of salt.
I know that was easy, but I just had to
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post on nights out people HAVE asked that.
But no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHHA
I would be offended by that but as you look older than me I will just maintain a smug grin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always end up trying to play the vocals on guitar :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor brokencoccyx!
*hugs*

i like the falsetto!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
One has to be brave to venture into falsetto, because it can fail miserably.

Hands above the equator please.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post you rock it well man!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many clicks for you

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post My family is from Tatooine
Found family photos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Boba Fett one is lovely :)

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Darth with the kids

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He loved young children
sorry 'younglings'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That isn't you family, you massive liar. Not enough bricks on wheels, special brew, missing teeth and Hamburger helpers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I fucked that with the diction, the point still stands.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made good sense to my southern brethren

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not from the deep south you idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bedmo' is close enough!
love you really
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post devon?

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to me I remember something about deep in the heart of somewhere southern US

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!!
I love Star Trek.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhaha!
You twat :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a famous line
From Blake 7 isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post State it so.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Simian Mobile Disco remixes.
i'm on the rum, if i get annoying posted too much just say.





then i can post more :D x
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post turns out....
i should get me coat haha
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Nina yelping I made this!
I haven't posted anything of b3ta's pet leopard for a while, mainly due to the fact most of what I have shot recently is Animal Planet's property as soon as I start filming it.

However, this file mysteriously didn't make it's way onto my colleague's CF memory card when I was copying the files over on my 1Dx's at the end of today..

Nothing much happens, just posted so you know she is growing into a lovely animal :)

It's HD, so expand that screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post BCaC.
Big Cats are Cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's an unusual growl / call
What's that about??
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snowies don't roar like other big cats
Darryl, one of the keepers who lives on site, says night time up there is quite mental at the moment, as the darkness is filled with the sound of yelps, growls, and guttural roars from the cats; I guess it's that time of the year..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIOLOGY!
*Learns*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Where they've evolved as a species is at such high altitude I doubt there is enough surplus air to make the effort to roar worth it. They simply hiss or growl at one another when they are threatening, which also is a reflection of their highly secretive natures. The most famous account of some guy going off into the mountains trying to see one of them was an account entirely without him ever seeing one, and hence why the locals regarding them more as spirits for centuries than actual animals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did they evolve in Yorkshire?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Why yes they did, just south of Bradford
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Science!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Geography!

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew a girl who made that sound.
*reminisces*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too fuckin easy sometimes, sorry
who made that sound.
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say when someone lobs a softball, you knock it out of the park.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post And people wonder
"Why's that twat talking shit again?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post A what?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
I clicked 'I like this'
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Fancy a one way trip to the red planet?
Looks like they'll be turning this into a full on "X Factor" style event.... maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could they not just fill it with X Factor contestants?
I'd be quite happy for them to be on a one-way trip to Mars. Send Cowell and Walsh with them too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I
was going to say that surely X Factor contestants would just crash during takeoff, but then I realised that while this might be an expensive exercise, it would be well worth it.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a splendid idea.
Maybe we should kickstarter it. £5K for catering should be about right I reckon...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
What a fine idea
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would suggest not watching it
then you don't have to be worried by them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *salutes*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I avoid it as much as possible
Problem is that I get people trying to have conversations about it at work *every single week*. Plus it inevitably gets plastered all over Facebook.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post This suggestion tramples all over our human right to be offended by anything for whatever reason.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell us about this world you live in
Where the X Factor doesn't permeate TV and radio news, newspapers, Facebook, and conversations in work and at the pub. Even if you deliberately avoid it like I've done its impossible to escape finding out about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links

Usually
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The news I watch doesn't mention it
nor do the newspapers I read, at least not so much that I have noticed. The Metro has stuff about it, but I can ignore it if I want. I work with Deaf people so it's unlikely to come up at work, although some have some hearing but it's not a big topic of conversation I find. Hardly any of my friends watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this funded by the sale of merchandise?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe that's one route of funding.
I think there's going to be a reality TV show training the first set of astronauts as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Getting my ass to Mars!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a link post BatMan cat

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy BatMan cat day /links!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst.Day.Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I might make a calendar event for next year

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully by then i'll have wiped out enough cats that they'll be an endangered species.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which would make protecting them mandatory...?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They should be put in the zoo, then i can avoid seeing them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post There you go
b3ta.com/calendar/event/24735
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post =oD

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love your user name

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's also got new shoes

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually true.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I feel like a fraud though. I had a different user name for a long time, but I got bored of it and changed it. The new me feels good, but it doesn't feel like me yet.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who did you used to be?
Not BombayMick? *feels sad*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sads*
I wonder how PC Mechanic is getting on too :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
(Whisper it) Theophilous Thunderwulf.
It started out as ironic geekery, and ended up sounding like genuine unfunny geekery.
Cringing internally at something you can easily change does terrible things to your self esteem.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that's why I'm transitioning mine

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
I'll have to make a conscious effort to remember. I struggle with peoples names IRL.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes I remember your old name
I like your new one better, it's makes me grin lots. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHO ARE YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post archive.org says...
Theophilous Thunderwulf
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn government snoops!
<Shakes fist>
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post the eyes!
that picture always reminds me of this guy: www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-10-26/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws bricks at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Keith Burton & His Beef Curtains - Christmas at Rhubarb Bomb
Northern Christmas classic.
 (algoreen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Bulls eye contestants that at the time may or may not have looked normal.
Some new ones on there before anyone moans that this was posted over a year ago, they made me guff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't beat a bit of bully
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlLzmHHJ8yg
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Purple link is purple
*Suspicious looks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
How bizarre.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's genuine

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That just makes it more puzzling
As I'm sure I've not visited that site.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post last pic on page 2
what's going on there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definite meme potential...

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your Mum is Brian Clough's lovechild
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is as well!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spookily accurate

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that baby Middleton?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post been watching this on challenge...
it really is a smashing social history of the 80s
my fave...

bullseyecontestants.tumblr.com/image/20981376633
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jebus!
It's like the Cribs' tour bus hit a tree
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post you can see
where the league of gentlemen got their ideas from....
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh
but oh so fair
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post strangely
the other night one of the pub locals was on it!!!

www.facebook.com/groups/213918608742908/


apologies for the arsebook linky :)
 (I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to stop - I was getting hypnotised
(Oh and a small aside, thanks to all on here who recommended Breaking Bad - I'm three episodes into season one and am smitten with it - cheers)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post OHMYGOD
I have just finished season 2. It's amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly think I was hooked within the first 10 minutes
Although I'm at the point of wondering how anyone will be alive by the fifth episode never mind the fifth series
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've watched 'em all
in the space of about 3 weeks. It was such a condensed way to watch something that I kept thinking I was in Breakingbadland.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Walt has to be the best character in any programme ever
it's so intense. I have been having to spread them out as a mate is dying from lung cancer at the mo and it just adds to the 'mnnnghghhhhhhaggghhh' of it all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait until it continues.
He begins to get really sinister, seen them all so far, can't wait for the last of the episodes from the last series to come out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could hear how brilliant the recent last episode was from upstairs
all I could hear was mini-me almost screaming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Errrrr.....

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post what?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nothing, nothing.

As you were.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoilers?
I guessed it's no surprise that the 'season' ends on a cliffhanger :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww bugger :(

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's shit huh.
last time I tried to watch it mini-me's mate was diagnosed with cancer at 19. I figure I need to get the curse of watching Breaking bad out of the way once and for all!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post YVW.
Eidt: Fuck Off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post What?
*affects look of pained innocence*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Just messing with ya.
Glad you're liking them though mate, they get better and better, trust me, they really do. I was amazed they could keep the writing and everything to such a high standard throughout all the series.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just finished up to the latest episode
i don't believe everyone dies and his son becomes a druglord!
never saw that coming.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
You card!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post They all die in the end
standard
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...on Mars.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post GET TO THE CHOPP...
Oh sorry....
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having lived in Knowle in Bristol, they all look completely normal to me.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHHAHA!
They are the same ones that shop in Asda Bedmo then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could well be, I will never forget nipping in to the toilets for a pee and seing a crusty eating a raw pack of smoked bacon, he was washing it down with a cheap bottle of vermouth.
Classy. If you are going to steal and consume your ill gotten gains in the toilet why not uncooked bacon and vermouth?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post a pork martini

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been to both Asda and Lidl in Bedmo
Bedmo high street is a treat
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post A real life showcase of oddities
Good charity shops though.
You don't live round my way do you? Only I saw someone putting out their recycling in a b3ta tshirt the other week and was too shocked to say hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Sticking with Breezeblock sessions.... Lemon Jelly
breezeblock sessions would be worth the license fee, if i ever bought one.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is all of the win!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome ta!
I remember seeing them monged off my face at Leeds Fest 7 years ago, great stuff :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post BatMan cat

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supercunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was down there...
but it's a different one...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was the idea

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sneaky!
I like the cut of your gib.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is genius

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good use of cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Squarepusher Breezeblock Session
Hi Everyone!

I've been lurking for a while on links, when last week I saw a comment by skeletonator about a certain infamous squarepusher breezeblock session... (don't yet know how to reference a previous link!)

I thought to myself about time I stopped lurking, get myself a login, stood up and made a difference! Anyway, one of the best mixes of music ever recorded, only other peer at this level is perhaps Coldcut's 70 minutes of madness.

Craig Mclachlan mixed into thrash metal? Also some Tiffany and the theme song for the Cabbage Patch dolls. And some hardcore.



Also... Cats are cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you are a breath of fresh air aintcha?
EDIT: having a little listen now THANKS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post The very antithesis
of your fanny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You said you liked it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said I liked how you could hear the sea if you held your ear up to it.
...and smell it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just the sea?
You told me you could hear the entire town of Bournemouth
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said...
"you could fit the entire town of Bournemouth in it".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post herbses antithesis cleared up
though i hear once you have the virus you can't get rid of it completely.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
Hello?!?

*Cries*


 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hello.

Please don't cry, I initially thought my 'hello' post below was to everyone. I guess that's what the learner badge is for...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
That's so you can be pointed at and held in mild suspicion
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post EXACTLY
They said they had lurked for a long time so you would think they knew how it worked...*eyes suspiciously*
WHO ARE YOU REALLY HUGH BREEZE?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Wafts cape*
*Disappears into the darkness*



*Walks into bin*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *points* Haha
We got us a leaker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I for one scrolled up expecting you to have been replying to Herbs
*runs away*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You too.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh noooooes!
*humbles*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well. You are VERY welcome.
*bookmarks for work tomorrow*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello! :)

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hello!




(the excitement of actually posting on links gave me a little tingle just then)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to /links!
great first post too! :D
EDIT: WOW top of the popular page! ... has that ever happened before on a first post?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yes, it happened to me, seems so long ago now
*goes all misty eyed*
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cataracts?


or accidental self-bukkake?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like you
You can stay
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Self bukkake is LP's middle name

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's rarely
"Accidental"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like Hugh.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it has. *smugs*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like squarepusher
but he is more for a home environment mostly.....showing off with his guitar and stuff is all very well, but when you are gurning your back out at warehouse project and there are no holding patterns it turns into a chin stroking fest. great post though, click.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe,
were you there last month? I was pretty messed up on shrooms and vodka, so only have vague memories of it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah unfortunatley not
was a few years back when i saw squarepusher there, i was a mess, my eyes actually bled(another story) you got into a groove though and he started twiddling his bass showing off, and everyone looked like they were dancing with ipods on to different tunes. headfuck. he was amazing when he used to do the night and day cafe in manchester round about 96 though. this mix is class though.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post God I forgot about that place
is it still going?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post i believe it is..
i have many tales of that place but i won't post here for fear of looking honda accord haha
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only went once
for Freakpower and Spearhead I think it was!
Spent a lot of nights out in Manchester though, off my chops. Good times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I actually kind of went off squarepusher after 'Feed Me Weird Things'.
Ok, so that was his first album, but I liked it (especially track 2 - has a bass line seemingly completely independent from the rest of the song).

His new album is much better though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hugh,
I just scrolled up and it looks like there is a danger you might have set off a "theme" evening.

And it had all started so promisingly
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post can you please tell the bleeding eyes story?
up til now i thought it was just the combination of cracks and weed that did that. :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ROzY1TAOE&t=58s
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was combinations funnily enough..
raw coke, MDMA and batman pills. i've gpot a pic of my eyes somewhere i'll have a quick mooch. winners don't do drugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooops.....
dunno how to put a pic on here, as i have nowhere to host it to linkify.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3tards.com

Edit: Not that I want to see a picture of your *adopts gruff cockernee accent* bleedin' eyes. Just being my usual helpful self
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3tards.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine was better
So nerrr!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post hrmph! fine be that way. :P
i was just about to tell you that you beat me to it. now i take it back.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm how do i log in?
bit gay it not already being logged in seeing as i am logged in here? username didnt work. hmmpf
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post click create account button
then type in something you will remember that is it.
EDIT: here i set one up for you.
type fucktard and click log in
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahhahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.i'mjustjoininginwiththeotherb3tards.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i guess enough of that would do it. :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
I would have been at that one -- I've seen him a few times at WHP and various other events over the years, although never at Night&Day (which I'm happy to report is still going strong).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is ruddy ACE!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tiffany?
Not my first choice for a mix, even at the time or ironically now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worthy of a cover though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_U6UfKVeM
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
good stuff, another positive person on here :)

gather round the fire and sing protest songs to the grumpy ones with us.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A damn fine session indeed, there's a playlist somewhere on youtube I think.
Love the thrash gabba tracks, remarc, tiffany and the awesome scat jazz stuff!
 (weareace, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He destroyed me
at greenman last year, smashed my brain to pieces, i had to sit down.
 (I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post HELLLLOOOOOOO!!!! :)
Thank you! Great first post, you did it all right!! for the previous linkage look at my profile and you should find it! Good stuff, glad you aren't feline inclined. And HEllo! Welcome! Pull up a kitten.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sometimes it's all about the timing... But today was the earliest I could post.

Here's the original quote that sparked the action
www.b3ta.com/links/898141


Also... gosh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Excellent!
Thanks for posting some more squarepusher up, still havent heard the carebears tune, and gosh what?? Haha! Welcome!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow nice...
While looking for a tracklisting I found the mother lode of breezeblock mixes.

http://dnbforum.com/showthread.php/40291-The-BREEZEBLOCK-Mix-Thread!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post krll7rdl57slr7l58dkrtdngfwhg\
w\jrzawe5jt5ezje5jdkxrl6rzje5jz5ejhfe;nxdfg9xz,
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Fall' - Timelapse of the autumn leaves in Central Park

And relax.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this a couple of weeks back, he put a lot of effort into it.
Paid off too, looks lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Helmet Oddity: A Tribute To All Space Helmets In Cinema.
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very comprehensive vid!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, and retro space helmets always look cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen so many helmets.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've obviously never spent any time in a Turkish prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine it's lacking in delight.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really enjoyed that
Nice mix on the music too.
 (Sherbs, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!
Glad you liked it :D

Looks pretty cool, doesn't it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
I e-mailed it to my mate because he's well into everything about this vid (including the music)
 (Sherbs, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Unicorndad Vrs Robodad
A couple of my friends made this video recently, they've been gigging their songs for the last coupla years and I fucking love what they do.
It's all fairly tongue in cheek, and their performances are so ramshackle that most of the audience are belly-laughing between songs, but the music actually get's me rocking nowadays, almost hypnotic.
They're not b3tans, but after seeing this video I think they should be, so I will pass on any criticism, or favour, to them directly... Enjoy.

Here's to hoping that Vimeo auto-embeds...

Like them, here: www.facebook.com/pages/unicorndad-vrs-robodad/137386516354177?ref=ts&fref=ts
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for them, not my cup of tea, but good for them.
However, what is the "vrs" in their title? Is this a quirky way of abbreviating "versus" - if so it should be either "vs." or "v."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a member
Of FAT Diesel, a joke band two friends and I started 10 years ago and still piss about in having never intended for it to go anywhere or ever take itself seriously (which it hasn't). I highly highly approve of this. This has much more musical ability involved than anything we have ever done though :D.
*EDIT Having re read this, it's not meant to be a criticism which it kinda reads like. It's meant to be a message of support as I think this is ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha it was taken the right way, don't worry

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look like they are having fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of it...

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post i likey
some cool as fuck guitar playing there.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a link post I take it all back,
woman from Eastenders.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I walked past her just outside Leeds train station a year or so back.
Seriously had to look twice, thought i'd seen a Moomin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
Comment O' The Day.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
no dice.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look
Mark Kermode's let himself go etc.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is SO cruel.
Who shaved & starved that gibbon?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take what back?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to follow her around and call her fatty
:-(
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and call her beating my
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright,
psychic person.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post WAILAAPOYD
Did I do that right?...I feel bad now
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame on you
shame.on.you
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do not like the cone of shame :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't take any notice of Herbs
I thought it was a charming post
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with the first bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww!
*hugs*
*steals purse*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give me back my thrupenny bits!
*hits with umbrella*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still got a face like a garden shovel though

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you keep behind her so you don't have to look

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do not want
Thats an adenoid in a bra.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post She sat there eyeing me up like I was some sort of gateaux once
in the Monihar Curry House in Ewell

put me right off me madras it did..
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 4:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The sickening truth about Santa NSFW
One for Tabs. From the description "Why would you tell your kids to sit on the lamp(sic) of a fat bearded pervert and take Candy from him?!"

NSFW Just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,I had to turn that off- just too irritating.
Mainly the weird out of time sleigh bell sample. Ooh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was horrendously annoying.
Not even sure what I was thinking posting this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Horrorcaust
lolacaust
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will never tire
of the great Chris Morris
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Mildly amusing name
I wonder what she was driving.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Any Bristol students here?
Less likely: any members of Bristol University Christian Union?

Could you tell us whether this is true, or internet bullshit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post If there are any i think you'd better give the women permission to speak and reply to the thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry: yeah.
Women may contribute. Even those to whom I'm not married.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew
thanks! It's being reported in Epigram the student newspaper, so could well be true. Stupid but true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's like one of those proper Universities isn't it?
*looks around*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
It's probably either a) the result of student japes which actually got made policy, or b) the fact that age is no boundary to being a small-minded fundamentalist fuckwit.

Also, no I am not a student of Bristol, but in my experience it has the poshest student body in the UK.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've found their constitution;
it's engagingly batty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
They might find some issues with 3 (d)

"[The aim of the Christian Union shall be:] To abide by the Union’s Equal Opportunities and Harassment Policies, and any other policies laid down by the Union’s Board of Trustees."
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a fair decision to me.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post BUCUaC

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post this^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh do excuse me sir.
i had forgotten to wait for permission to speak.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bristol?
Probably something to do with Tabs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a big difference between Bristol Uni and UWE, I reckon this is probably true.
Ask Tabs he'd know.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
Bristol only takes the most fantastic and clever and gifted people as students in the world ever.
UWE...er..not so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if you attended the former...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *blushes*
Why mr.pissflaps, I have no idea what you might be implying. *fans self*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a no.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'M NOT TELLING

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh, that came across as me being 'nice'.
I do apologise.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do it again
I find it upsetting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That telt me.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, it sounds fairly feasible.
My better half shared halls with a few christian union students. Nice in the most part but fairly full on (read VERY. And notoriously so)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post UPDATE-
Yeah, it's real.
BUSU have released a statement condemning it, & this is the official SU rag bristol.tab.co.uk/2012/12/03/christian-union-gags-female-speakers/
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Crazy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Crazy! Progress!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post *High fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm...
...currently at Bristol and can confirm it is true. Our CU is extremely evangelical, and though the people generally are quite friendly, they're generally quite nuts at the same time.
 (ham.sandwich, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:29, , Reply)

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